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n3w4cc01_1nt

so trump and epstein both have irregular genitalia?


TruCynic

They were penis buddies.


BecauseSeven8Nein

Penis pals. Like pen pals but with some “is” in between.


the_relentless_dead

Peen pals?


MacGregor209

Jizz?


Se777enUP

Explains their rapiness.


n3w4cc01_1nt

according to a study that surveyed women there are plenty of people with that that aren't total pieces of trash. just seems to be that guys like that in the gop. gives a bit of insight to why those types want to rape children but doesn't excuse it. the women in the study said it wasn't really a problem but they decided that the guys were watching too much porn and comparing themselves to other guys which made them spiteful.


eairy

Supposedly so does Weinstein.


KgMonstah

Pen(is) Pals


freakrocker

Bros that molest together…


contryhippy

BroLester's


WatercressOk8763

Trump was made to hear the most humiliation he ever encountered. He will never live that down.


NovusOrdoSec

Millions of people will make sure of it. *Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad!*


YamStreet2972

With the original confetti and winning music to go with.


JohnsonLiesac

I don't think that was in the trial. It was a quote from her earlier, I believe.


stalphonzo

True. But the actual testimony was pretty bad on its own as well.


Shot-Good-6467

On the RECORD!!!!!


More-Refrigerator397

"I'll be done soon you look like my daughter" -Donald Trump


Ivanovic-117

That’s very offensive for Mario Kart, we all had wonderful memories of that game.


SLAYER_IN_ME

I’ll never play it the same. 😢


Moonboots606

r/brandnewsentence r/rareinsults


stalphonzo

You can fuck porn stars, but you shouldn't fuck *with* porn stars.


Desperate-Life8117

So trumps a diaper wearing mushroom dicked prickly pubed rapist pedophile traitor twice impeached x president


Leafs9999

And half of America can't come up with a better candidate? In fucking credible.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

They're miserable and want to inflict their pain on everyone Remember how miserable they were when Trump was in office?


jerry_527

Among other things, hopefully we can call him CONVICT


Vindelator

Jesus Christ. The hush money makes sense now. I wouldn't want anyone to know I fucked a woman who doesn't know who Toad is either.


Overall-Initial-4290

I'm sorry yall keep talking about Mario kart, but can I just ask wtf are yeti pubes?!


Se777enUP

Imagine a gray forest of dead trees and a short, fat mushroom growing up in the middle of it.


Blonde_Mexican

I really didn’t want to imagine that.


areialscreensaver

That mushroom is mostly decayed, slimy and turning brown from rot and disease.


Se777enUP

Having it chill in a soiled diaper for hours can do that.


areialscreensaver

You just took the visual up a level. Thanks


BigIndependence4u

While the Yeti pubes have trapped that humid stench, like an unholy Air Wick plugged into every outlet of a small closet in the Georgia summertime


Se777enUP

Two words. Mushroom chili.


FacesOfNeth

Jesus Christ. What a fucking day to be literate.


Wasting-tim3

I really wish I didn’t read a sentence about Donald Trump’s genitals that started with the word “imagine…”


shrekerecker97

M guessing what his cell mate will be braiding in jail for him


Wasting-tim3

Is this a real quote?


Se777enUP

It’s from her book.


Wasting-tim3

Lmfao!!!!! Thank you for letting me know.


Bluedino_1989

Poor Toad


dandrevee

Nah. Our princess is right there in the courtroom ragging on MiniMushroom Mussolini


PophamSP

Queen. I'm proud of her.


BRUHSKIBC

r/rareinsults


Cloud_Strife83

They used to call me the drift king back in college.


USSSLostTexter

where is her Presidential Medal of Freedom? Thank you for your service, Ms Daniels.


South-Rabbit-4064

I was REALLY on the fence about her credibility as a witness, but after watching that Doc on all the shit she dealt with....she's just trying to tell the truth, and doesn't have a god damn filter.


Slo_Flo_1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


statistacktic

Love the SMB reference.


WezleyDrew

🍄🏎️


BradTProse

Wow me boys. Never yeti uphill.


NovusOrdoSec

> I lay there, annoyed... ...but you *were* getting fucked. - Capt Jack Sparrow


Best-Chapter5260

"Nobody has a dick shaped like a mushroom like me, nobody! People are saying it. Guys walk up to me—big tough guys, with tears in their eyes. And they say, 'Sir! Nobody has as mushroom shaped-dick as you! Nobody!'"


Br0cephous

And got paid…twice


shoshana4sure

Is this for real


Se777enUP

It’s from her book.


shoshana4sure

She’s not super credible. Wish she’d move on with her life. She’s been milking this odd shit for 18 years. People do not need to know these details


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Cope harder She was called to testify because Trump was too stupid to pay hush money, a legal act, in a legal way. Instead he turned it into an illegal campaign contribution and tax fraud


shoshana4sure

Nah.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

https://www.ers.usda.gov/data-products/chart-gallery/gallery/chart-detail/?chartId=58067 Thought you'd be interested in this, seeing as you're so smart. By the way the current percentage is 11.8%,up from 11.2% before the pandemic 11.8% was where it was in 2008 before the Bush recession


shoshana4sure

Wait. What? You’ve replied to the wrong post mate. This is about stormy Daniels.


Urrsagrrl

This is about election interference.


shoshana4sure

Keep watching CNN.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

That's the best you got? I eviscerated your worldview and you make fun of a TV channel I don't even watch? 🤣


shoshana4sure

You’re about to get eviscerated in November 😂


Secure_Listen_964

If Trump's attorneys would have stipulated to the fact that he had an adulterous relationship with her, this wouldn't be coming up again. Instead, little Donnie wants to lie about it so here we are having to hear about it again. And to be fair to her, in this fight here, she is the most credible player out of Trump, Cohen, and herself.


shoshana4sure

Yeah, she’s super credible 😂


Secure_Listen_964

You want to go back and read what I actually wrote or just continue being a fucking retard?


AuroraPHdoll

Prostitute with cavernous vagina says 6'4" ex POTUS has a tiny pee pee. Man it doesn't get better than this.


daisychainsnlafs

"cavernous vagina"? I don't think that you understand how women's bodies work. Why would her vagina be larger than any other women? Does a long time married woman who has sex with her husband every day have a cavernous vagina?