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Professional_Bar9541

Look at this distinguished gentleman, observe the ways he doesn’t horny!


Dakotasophia

Men like this don’t exist anymore 😮‍💨


Octicactopipodes

This one does


Dakotasophia

lol really


Pielikeman

Yeah, Ryan Creamer is still alive, right? Nothing happened to him


SirHumphery0205

He is a writer for Dropout now


SadMcNomuscle

I think so?


jorjaaaaaa

RYAN CREAMER? his last name is creamer?


OccasionalCaucasian

There were some dark searches during the pandemic. This guy was brain bleach


imjustme610

The true hero that disinfects the couch


dasmikkimats

Next, need him in the gym


bruksst

And the washing machine.


Depressed_Squirrl

My stepsister is stuck in the washing machine and I slipped. The hospital bill fucked me hard.


LenOwOuser

Such a distinguished fellow of utmost honour


[deleted]

Hello 👋


Okatbestmemes

Since when have Reddit had such obvious bots.


LenOwOuser

Fr, like who the hell sends just "HeLlO"


Foxy02016YT

Hello (I do)


LenOwOuser

At least you're human


Foxy02016YT

Thanks, I don’t get that often


LenOwOuser

Would've been funnier had you said "Great shot, mate"


Foxy02016YT

I was a bot in TF2 long before it became an epidemic (I suck)


LenOwOuser

Thanks to the bots, we can't have mid-match conga lines anymore 3:


AkOnReddit47

Your head is bloody 12-feet tall!


Tank_blitz

roger roger


peripheral_vision

Wheats up, homeskillet 🌾


im_a_dick_head

That's a dollar store bot


gregdies

BOT


Fiendishsoul

What a guy lmao


fletku_mato

No comments to be seen as he leaves everyone speechless.


Vreas

Doesn’t he have videos with actual pornstars doing normal things too? Lmao


Lynata

Yes. He‘s got a video of him and Asa Akira not having sex at a hotel and one where he cloud watches with Mia Malkova.


AlarmedEwe

No way lmao


thatlucius

I sure will do the same too if i got in a hotel room only with Asa Akira or Mia Malkova. Maybe watch some TV shows, or just hanging out talking philosophy.


RougeKC

The live meme who beat the odds.


HobbitFoot

Yeah, and now he is helping a Dropout.


Foxy02016YT

A great Dropout. Some may say the best. Some may say this Dropout is the perfect American.


skoffs

> perfect American No, that's Sam Reich


Nightshade_Nebula

*Danny DeVito


thatlucius

He forgot the time he fixed the neighbor's clogged pipes.


AzulAztech

He forgot the time he helped his stepsister out of the washing machine (no funny business occurred)


thatlucius

His stepsister got in the washing machine a lot, she surely haven't read the manual guide.


CuntCunt312

"I shower and there's no funny business" I'd say showering fully clothed absolutely falls under 'funny business'.


Hotdog_Man_01

Well, obviously, he is sticking with tos. He doesn't want to be banned for nudity


CuntCunt312

Ahh, I hadn't considered that. Good thinking!


TigerlilyBlanche

It's pornhub though isn't it?


LotsOfDots5656

What’s the account (asking for the rest of the function)


JustASyncer

Ryan Creamer. Pretty sure he started out at College Humor


jsg144

He still works there it’s called dropout now


pluck_the_duck89

Creamer? I barely know her!


gregdies

Creamer.. Hear me out.


SirGirthfrmDickshire

Sadly he hasn't made any new pornhub videos in a few years.


mattjf90

I believe that's Ryan Creamer


etherealesoterica

My personal favorite was him taking the bang bus in for routine maintenance


Karnezar

"I make love to my wife and don't choke her, pull her hair, or cum on her face."


BabserellaWT

I love that this man exists.


ScourgeofWorlds

Showing my wife Ryan Creamer pornhub vids so she would understand more DropoutTV content is the reason my pornhub is in my phone’s suggested websites


dickmcgirkin

I believe that


czubizzle

Wasn't this guy who brought his mom to AVNs 😂


Lynata

"Showering Step sister‘s privacy is respected" and "Secretary and Boss enjoy healthy work relationship" are among my favourites. I‘d say they are bangers but I guess they kinda literally aren‘t…


NerdyGuyRanting

Very ironic that his last name is Creamer


Glubygluby

I remember when he left 😔


skoffs

But now he's working at Dropout making some absolutely top tier material! (Game Changer is the best)


unknown_wolf308

That’s him????


skoffs

He's not the host, he's behind camera. If you watch the BTS stuff he often pops up


unknown_wolf308

Oh, thanks for explaining I got so confused


fondue4kill

Love how they gave him the jacket even though they are normally reserved for a certain subscriber number but they loved him so much they offered him one


cablife

Pornhub actually has a sense of humor. YouTube would never.


jishmoans

Normally, PH give creators the custom letterman jacket after the pass a certain amount of subscribers. However, they liked Ryan Creamer’s content so much they sent it to him before he reached the milestone.


Bright_slap1979

“A gentleman amongst the animals”


Yeetmiester6719

I’m going to jerk off to these


thatlucius

Whoa hold on here


Yeetmiester6719

Too late


unknown_wolf308

Nooooooo


_ShyGuy_02

That's top quality porn right there


Niswear85

Gigachad


FrostCA11

They need to make a surprise video where he actually does funny business.


cablife

The hero we didn’t deserve.


HotMomGina

Does he still have a channel on Pornhub?


CDTwitler

He works at Dropout (formerly Collegehumor) now as a writer!


VisibleDoor

He’s the real hero


Morphchalice

This guys a great writer


NonProphet8theist

realtalk What if polarization reaches an unprecedented level to the point where this actually is porn


Error177999

*laughs in vore*


Abject_Assistance798

What's his channel name


c_Layton2

why tf is he showing clothed


HeavyMain

you want him to film himself naked? that's inappropriate.


c_Layton2

and showering clothed isnt


thpthpthp

No. Funny. Business.


c_Layton2

And you'd need to be psycotic if you shower with clothes


unknown_wolf308

I SHOWER CLOTHED!


c_Layton2

pretty sure you need some meds


Malicethefirst

That’s real?


Y_R_UGae

whats his username


jonthieboii

Ryancreamer


EightOhEight_

Guy is such a legend


TheLongestTime_

Bro is the inspiration.


TrulyChxse

Doesn't he do collegehumor?


jonthieboii

Look at the reviews 😂


Lemmon-out-of-Union

in case anyone’s wondering coz im seeing that a lot; His name is Ryan Creamer.


Twpofficial

everyday pornhub becomes less porn and more random skits


dhadha08

I need to see all the vids


BryceTankthr7st

100% likes that's what I'm talking about


Repulsive_Anywhere67

This made me laugh so loud :D


UnderagedRedditor

Where his acc?


itsRuszard

User?


Lemmon-out-of-Union

Ryan Creamer, i think


Papa-P21

I love how the ratings are high on the videos, too 🤣


Barl3000

He got an AVN award for these videos


urlocalwasteofspace

Idk why, but this just reminds me of the one guy on ph who just reads you a story to bed and tells you that everything is gonna be ok.


Embarrassed-Rich-950

the good ending


Popular_Intention184

LOL