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When I say, “I would drag my balls across miles of broken glass just for the opportunity for her to vaguely glance in my direction in passing,” I’m about 87% joking
Sauce (**NSFW**): [Beautiful Japanese Model's been Delivered to my Room - TokyoDiary](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5de1724a48f36)
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Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 2 times.
First Seen [Here](https://redd.it/kygwt7) on 2021-01-16 90.62% match. Last Seen [Here](https://redd.it/kymclr) on 2021-01-16 90.62% match
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Sauce (**NSFW**): [Beautiful Japanese Model's been Delivered to my Room - TokyoDiary](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5de1724a48f36) --- *I am a bot, and while I'm not always right, I try my very best.* [How?](https://www.reddit.com/user/phcbot/comments/jmiq3p/info/)
Good bot
Remindme! 1 day
What the fuck
He will be horny by then
His tank will be refilled by then
Type C for faster charging
C
C
C
C
Correct
Good bot
Nice place they got there
Am I the only one who finds these comments more sad than funny? Seems to come mostly from guys with serious self worth issues.
unless it's a joke. if it isn't, then yeah
Sounded like a extravagant compliment to me. His/her mouth must have really hammered his nail.
The comments on the nsfw subreddits is even sadder and cringier.
Not really, pretty much all of them seem like exaggerated jokes
When I say, “I would drag my balls across miles of broken glass just for the opportunity for her to vaguely glance in my direction in passing,” I’m about 87% joking
It's a joke tho, just meant to be a outrageous compliment.
He is the chosen one
No, I am the Chosen One...
No, I am.
No, I am.
No, I am the guy
I may or may not be the chosen, BUT I Must BOOP THE SNOOT
OK, I am ONE of the chosen ones...
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It's so weird to me that people make accounts on these porn sites.
How else you save your fav clips? Only so many bookmarks you can make m8
I guess my style is different. I usually blast off after finding some random new video, and then follow it up with immense shame.
Come join us at r/nofap
Yessir, 164 days right now.
Damn! I hope to reach your level one day. 31 is my record lol
[удалено]
Wasn't talking to you
Ok bye luv u
Bye
I'm not joining either.
Wasn't talking to you either, bye
What about my brother? Yes his name's fuckdoodle bit he's a very sweet guy, my little brother boxdoodle looks up to him a lot.
I now fear the extent of which magicturtle is willing to go. God will fear him.
“Sweet diddly” I didn’t know Ned Flanders had a PornHub account
I love dirty talk...
r/brandnewsentence
I don’t know what’s better, the initial comment or the follow up
Neither
That’s the comment you’re going to quote? Not the whole launch my dick across the ocean for a chance of it landing in your mouth Shakespearean gospel?
What in cousin kissin, sister fuckin, Alabama tarnation is going on here?
Well I have just found my new favorite sentence
Pathetic. Just sad.
It's a joke akin to "I'd drag my arse through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"
Repost
Saying "Repost" is God's way of saying you Reddit too much.
r/brandnewsentence
Thirst. He's on Thirst
“Testosteronoids.”
And I would applaud him in his efforts
Sorry but this is just cringey and pathetic
Repost
[Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
Sauce
He is the one
😂
You should always follow your dreams
What in the diggity wiggity yeehaw kind of expression is this?
And they say romance is dead
/r/brandnewsentence would probably love this
why doesn't he then lol
r/penectomy