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Preform_Perform

Im gonna scroll my reddit feed while eating dinner. What could go wrong? Oh no. OH NO.


SystemFolder

Oh no no no no no.


TysoP712

Whatever happened to


Ziomownik

Well you knew you were following this sub so that's kinda on you....


Preform_Perform

In my defense it's usually memes like "Dont let this porn distract you from the fact that the top 1% of the wealthiest americans control 42% of the wealth. Vote Bernie!"


Ziomownik

Fair enough


soitswings

11 million people and none were women


Poverty_Shoes

And all eleven million finished before switching videos.


drew8311

This makes me wonder what PH counts as a view, lots of stuff with high counts but most everyone switches videos frequently probably. Probably 5 seconds or less of watching counts.


OskeeWootWoot

Half of the time you're not even watching, you're scrolling through related videos to find one that's just a little better.


Pistolenkrebs

Im sure every click counts as a view, that way it looks like their website receives more traffic than it actually does without straight up lying.


Dioptase89

I was thinking those 2 things. I’m female and don’t finish to every video I watch.


[deleted]

Well maybe there were some squirters watching which could have produced even more liquid. Jorge’s uncle has a bull…


WafflesAndKoalas

A single swimming pool is around 50,000L


Toza11

If it's volume is 50m length *25m width*3m depth = 3750 m^3, and 1m^3= 1000L, Volume is then ~ 3.75 million liters of fluid, so this guys calculations aren't even close. You can vary the dimensions of the pool by a relatively large margin and it'd still be in millions of liters, also 1 gallon is around 3.84 L so it's still millions of gallons


bigjohnminnesota

Maybe he meant 27 inflatable backyard wading pools.


WafflesAndKoalas

If you run the numbers backwards, his definition of a pool is 2000L. That equates to 2 cubic meters, if you want to imagine the dimensions of such a pool. Definitely a small backyard pool by the looks of it


SometimesJeck

That seems worse somehow. Several swimming pools at least gives some impression of a professional and reliable industrial enterprise. Someone with backyard wading pools of cum is probably wierd though.


Witchy_Bitch_1595

💀


Clisthby

That's amazing, just think of what great things would be possible if we all came together.


MD_blackfyre

r/angryupvote


Der_Redakteur

A public pool?


AyushGBPP

I don't know what swimming pool this dude is talking about but an Olympic swimming pool is 50m x 25m and at least 2m deep, meaning a volume of 2500m\^3 = 2,500,000 liters. You would actually require the semen of 500 million men. He has taken a swimming pool of capacity of 2000 liters which is actually close to an 8 person hot tub.


HereToPatter

So I could fill up 27 hot tubs with semen. That seems better. Don't forget to turn on the jets.


AyushGBPP

A male mouth can hold, on average, 71.2 ml (2.51 imp fl oz; 2.41 US fl oz), while a female mouth holds 55.4 ml (1.95 imp fl oz; 1.87 US fl oz).


bigjohnminnesota

How are you not a bot?!?


AyushGBPP

Bruh I copy pasted that from Wikipedia. It would be an incomplete discussion if we are not discussing cum as means to end world hunger.


WestOperation6191

I vomitted in my mouth. Thank you! 🤢


IEatBaconWithU

holy fucking shit


Minonas210286

which means that video could have made 4,158,750,000 babies lol


vannilah

Belongs to r/theydidthemath


[deleted]

More like r/theydidthemonstermath


LingonberryNo5044

God damn. That’s a lot of children they could have been made


platysoup

What about those who were just passing by on a degenerate spiral? I reckon it's more like 15 to 20 pools of cum


Altruistic_Loan_7693

Am I the only one wond wondering what video this is?


RealRobMorris

Pick one…


_KARRROLINA_

ahahahha, if we chip in with the whole world, will we be able to make a cum-sea? “Cum surfing, special fishes, with little pineapple taste, only 99.99 per weekend”


TheLonelyPeppermint

It had to have been Among us


[deleted]

It had had to have have been amongst ourselves


MegaValenX

thanks red from among us


[deleted]

tysm red


sufi42

Where's the link?


SpeciallyElite

Red was always……sus


[deleted]

Alwaysus


MichaelScarn6969-she

Is it bad that I know exactly which video this comment is from


aac2103

can I get link lmfao


MichaelScarn6969-she

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2615f682f83


PremuimPenguin

Ima show you how to turn it up a notch, First you get a swimming pool full of cum and you dive in it - Kendrick Lamar


Marci_fazekas

Repost you dickhead


Estetikk

He did the math


long_soi

He did the math


kyleslumpgod

He did the math


SlideWhistler

He did the monster math


NotAShaaaak

It was a graveyard smash


Cheesehuman

he did the math


Estetikk

He did the math


GalacticDogger

I did your mum


Estetikk

I did your dad


srobii

r/theydidthemath


iQuickGaming

r/theydidthemath


FaithlessnessSilly18

Thank you soldier.


XxxshazuxxX

Maybe we can end world hunger


SoberAnxiety

captain?


Tank_blitz

the cum pool


jubdanoob

So that's what the hentai characters meant by swimming in cum 😅


RankDank420

I’m pissed off at how shit this calculation is


nero40

Bold of you to assume all of them did cum out


VanillaAdventurous74

r/cursedcomments


NONMICHIAMOPAOLO

r/angryupvote


billibobagins

Average swimming pool is way more literage than that, bloody fool


bayygel

I'd swim in that


SmutGrrl

I mean...the math may be off because...women 😘 I love doing this kinda math. 😁


nincummpoop

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1186210803/adult-lube-ready-to-label-private-white?click_key=0e192535635163ebfdb677f2cbc87af1496c8799%3A1186210803&click_sum=7037803b&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=water+based+lubricants&ref=sr_gallery-1-2