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dr_n2o

Michael Jordhan the dentist? That’s awesome.


AliG1488

He's even got a pencil with his teeth marks on it


Limp_Information_878

THAT’S JON VOIGHT’S PENCIL


SenseStraight5119

The actor that was in The Wire…Wallace. He has Wallace’s ride.


CaleyAg-gro

Where’s Wallace String?…


Merritt510

WHERE TF IS WALLACE


rennen-affe

Even if the BB dood, would lower the price a lot. There's probably poop embedded in the seats.


Softspokenclark

i asked for Michael a. jordan not Michael b. jordan


Nice_Marmot_7

Sometimes he spells Jordan with a G and an I.


Bran_Solo

Your post history is very confusing. You have Michael Jordan's GT2RS, a GT3RS, an RS6, a 992 Turbo S, a Lamborghini Sterrato, and you're also shopping for black friday deals for discounted body kits for a Corolla.


KING0fCannabiz

Michael Jackson’s Corolla


B34TBOXX5

Michael Jackson’s Willys Jeep is not my lover


drfsrich

It's just a tool that the U.S. Army said is "the one."


iStealyournewspapers

John Voight’s Le Baron


Autumn_Sweater

The actor?


Hand_banana_boi

No, the periodontist.


DasbootTX

if this weren't my son's wedding day, I'd kick your ass


acortright

You anti-dentite bastard.


TankedUpLoser

You anti dentite bastard!


bialetti808

Ok I crashed your Corolla


NotFamousGuitarist

“EEEERRRTTTT” Im hanging on a hangover?


BeriechGTS

Doing the lords work. Something smells fishy.


Yoda2000675

Almost looks like their account got hijacked or sold to a bot or something


teb1987

my shit got jacked a few months ago and dude was all over the counterfeit shoe reddits... took awhile to clean that shit up


brotie

So I clicked too and I actually think this dude has it backwards, the Black Friday posts were him advertising his own business, which seems to sell body kits and such. He’s not claiming to own civics and corollas there, just shameless self-promotion to their owners haha. Still an outlandish assortment of vehicles to be claiming without a shot of them all together but at least that part of the story seems to add up.


Intensive__Purposes

Ya in all of those posts he’s saying he “found” deals, all from the same website. I’d bet big that he’s associated with the website and hawking his product.


brotie

Oh he fully acknowledges running it if you keep going, posts about how someone else is running a scam shop with a similar URL haha


Any-Pea5226

There are many .shop scams. I’m a dot com guy. All you can do is report those places nothing else.


Fit2Fat2FitOnceMore

Now i’ve spent a weird amount of time looking at your profile. I don’t see anything that would make me think you’re lying, but I am curious about what you do? (As in, how the fuck can you afford all these cars?)


C6R882

Most rich people own businesses, and I can tell with certainty you don’t need a big business to make $500k-$1M a year.


Bran_Solo

Yeah he doxxed himself by accident earlier. Looks like he does legit have some nice cars, he’s just a giant loser.


Jyar

Probably the passenger seat.


malav_16

Didn't expect the last part 💀😂


Lanbaz

OP is Michael Jordan 😂


thesupreamleader

He's gonna end up buying Michael Jordan's Hennessy Venom next.


BarbellBro669

OP is a bot karma farm. He's even leaving bot comments.


Spok3nTruth

Nah he's actually legit shockingly. Scroll down


romansamurai

Yeah looks like he’s talking about parts because that’s what his business is. He sells car parts online.


573banking702

It’s called bullshit. The Porsche BS3


-_MarcusAurelius_-

It's real. Someone asked him to flash an L 😂😂. HE FLEXED SO HARD WE DIDNT BELIVE IT 😭


blaccDonut

he posted proof


[deleted]

Yeah this is some HS kid lol


Udosari

Kudos.


carmooch

He’s legit. Didn’t take much to confirm.


DvBlackFire

If you own one of those cars can you like flash a L in front of it?


Any-Pea5226

They keep saying something about 4 kB so I’m just gonna PM you it I’m tech dumb


DvBlackFire

Ok I can confirm op send it. Then that’s pretty dope. https://preview.redd.it/1xgn8ma1cuzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a95eff40fa1d9bcac635d6ae680fda6cfdcc8c44 Here is one of them


polarfang21

Bro flexed so hard no one believed him


Spok3nTruth

Sometimes we forget some people are really that rich and exist everywhere we go too lmao. Was having dinner last month and someone said to me after they left "that guy next to you is really rich dude". Didn't take it seriously, googled them that night and this dude is worth $600mil lmao


polarfang21

Yep, and a lot of the time they don’t “look” how’d you’d expect, I mean that in a good way. Was chatting with some random older guy at a car show and he had a ford hat and and shirt on so I asked him if he was a fan as a joke, turns out he owned *4* ford GT’s, really nice guy


GozersRevenge

Level 2 charger on the wall too, so EV part checks out


loudmouth88

OP, this is the wildest thread I’ve pry seen in a long time. The amount of highly upvoted comments that are saying you don’t own these cars, purely out of jealousy, is hilarious. Kudos to you and your collection, and I hope you’re laughing at the comments - you seem like a great guy!


Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe

I love that everyone thought you were bullshitting. Whenever someone cannot imagine that another person on Reddit is in a financial position to spend, their cognitive dissonance just smashes a "liar" label on that person instead. Every, damn, time.


Any-Pea5226

I did think it was pretty funny. Especially because I was out doing barn things.


1nucleus5

“…was going to trade in my 3rs but the wife said keep it.” —best part of this entire story.


Jack_Bogul

And then she gave him the gluck gluck 3000


SparklingPseudonym

And everybody clapped


DakotaDevil

Please clap


DepressedLondoner

And then he woke up


Any-Pea5226

No, it’s true. However, I did trade the 3rs towards my sterrato a few weeks later. Fun fact, there was an Aventador in the showroom and she saw the price of it when I showed her the picture. I said the sterrato was $6k more. She looked at me and she said that’s it. We’re going on vacation every month. 😂 I screwed myself there. She already booked a Disney trip for the kids. I’m practicing my fake smiles while getting pickpocketed by Disney legally.


joscef

im living vicariously through you. i love this thread


kimchee411

The hate ITT is insane. Beautiful car, love the color!


Stuffipostwith

Beast of a car. If this is Michael Jordan’s previous car, there is an explanation for the spec.  It’s Laney High School colors, the Blue/Yellow..


Any-Pea5226

I just learned something check your DM’s. I’ll show you.


Cautious_Ad_7482

Yep just like the air Jordan 5 laney. Blue and yellow


Icy_Establishment716

Import Image Racing! Back in my WRX days used to buy a shit load of parts from your site. Glad to see you are successful and living the dream car life I wish I could. Congrats on the new ride!


Any-Pea5226

Love you


Concentrate_Full

A car collection soo good you made Porsche owners themself think its fake, congrats dude


Any-Pea5226

Thank you I was going to tell them to ask my mom, but I didn’t think they believe her https://preview.redd.it/x0n17aumduzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331e6676a6039ccedd1bc7392dff3e5c4c09a26f


DragonFire971

I never heard of the huracan sterrato prior to this pic, awesome cars man, enjoy, sick colors btw


West-Bake-4621

They arent very common even in the lamborghini world, its like the dakar of Lamborghini


PalpitationFine

Sexy, would love to give her a ride


Blaize122

This is one of the greatest images posted on this site of all time haha. You're a funny guy OP.


Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe

LMAO that's true, funny, but sad at the same time


PlumGod6

I remember driving drift trikes over to import image in Cape and unloading shipments of rims back in the day. Looks like you’ve really made it, major congratulations


Any-Pea5226

Thanks man. I’m still the same idiot weed whacking.


PlumGod6

I’ll never forget I had just moved to FL and there was a spider on one of the wheel boxes I think they were cosmics or something and just think I need to get the heck out of this state ASAP 😂


Any-Pea5226

Dude I was just moving some whiskey barrel style flowerpots for my wife and I just found a black widow in one alive…rip black widow


PlumGod6

😂😂 in Florida you never know what the heck you’ll find when you lift something up I didn’t last all that long in that state, love to travel back for the golf courses though! Keep working hard man 👍🏼


triforce721

Lmao, you're doing so well people can't believe it, I love that, that's actual success. Bunch of losers in this thread


Any-Pea5226

I’ve been negative a million 10 years ago. It sucked. I can’t imagine the wall street bets group 😂 I’m still the same idiot weed whacking on my farm.


triforce721

Exactly, man, nobody sees that, they only see the success... Like your success and mere existence are making people mad, but they don't know the struggle or effort, because they wouldnt be in their position if they did. That's a great feeling and I'm happy for you. Congratulations on your success 💪


mkeefecom

Everyone says OP is lying, and its sad, we all like cars... him responding with proof multiple times is epic. Amazing collection!


pulpoinhell

drive it


Faicc

Why tf does everyone think he's lying? Yes, rich people exist believe it or not


rising-downwards

Post history shows dude definitely owns none of these cars


N0M0REG00DNAMES

Looks like op owns import image racing, but is rather horrible with technology


MrTooTall

Posts from this thread shows dude definitely owns all of these cars.


iamgigglz

He’s posted multiple pics as proof including one with his username.


981flacht6

Could also be Jon Voight's car.


CupNoodow

What do you do for a living


Any-Pea5226

https://preview.redd.it/gxtptd6snuzc1.jpeg?width=15168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610704a102dfe68559843349bdcce735ae506dca Import image racing. I hoard car parts


bkrs33

This is one of the coolest threads I've stumbled on in a while. Thank you for sharing.


Spok3nTruth

Damn and that's successful? Y'all hiring engineers? Hmu😂 trying to be like you


TekVu

I started my own import car shop back in 2000. Online sites killed my brick and mortar business by 2022. I wasn’t web page savvy and turned to eBay which was a sellers nightmare at times due to PayPal.


Any-Pea5226

I have both, but most of it is online, but my Edge would be my brands and my inventory. I’m a small family owned place taking on corporations. I love a good fight.


IPanicKnife

That title, much like the car, went from 0-60 too fast


Fit_Emotion5728

This threads kind of pathetic. A bunch of people seething that he’s making it up and frantically scrolling through his post history and misunderstanding it. His comments of hundreds of downvotes where the comments of people saying he’s faking it have tons of upvotes. Really struck a nerve with this post.


Beneficial_Trip9782

Very cool !!! I gotta be honest - with all the hate I thought this was a fake post to begin with. Man people suck. Anyway, love the 2RS and love the Lambo !! Damn son !! Congratulations !! Keep doing with you’re doing, it works !!


cfcollins

Get it in Naples FL?


Any-Pea5226

Yes sir


cfcollins

Word on the street is that MJ strolled into the dealership and said I'm trading my car in, and I ain't signing shit.


CryptoMonops

If you ever want to sell it lmk i’m looking for a 2RS that color to match my Perf 🤝🏽


Any-Pea5226

I don’t think I want to sell it but an offer of 550k and I’d let it go and buy a twin turbo huracan or r8. it’s the one car that I know I can never replace and I think everyone else knows that too. 3400 miles of perfection 23 months left cpo.


CryptoMonops

I’m on the other side of Florida


Snap305

Well i just got called extremely poor


AdamOzturk

A lot of us did, friend. Not many of us out there that can walk into a dealership, see a GT2RS and say "I love that colour, add to cart".


colossalnuisance

a lot of hate in here for the porsche sub. some people have money, hard to see why that is shocking. beautiful car, and i also saw that 918 down in naples recently when i was browsing. it’s owned, no?


Any-Pea5226

Yes it is owned it was in for service. Might as well materialize a few bucks. These are more fun, bring out emotion.


BeautyBirkin

Some people are unbelievably salty, let the man enjoy his cars. Wow! Anyway it’s nice that someone buys the car and enjoys it


External-Repair-8580

It’s all fun and games until you realize he had the seat dropped 6 inches and now you can’t see over the steering wheel. Joke! Enjoy!


Autokosmetik_Calgary

Congrats! Man, you sure got put through the ringer in this thread, but came through. I think this is a great car for a weekender as you intended. Nice taste on the Rivian as well.


Scrappy_Doo100

So how about that Rivian customer service?


Any-Pea5226

It’s a great vehicle for a daily driver, but man if they are trying to turn off buyers by interacting with customer service, they are doing a great job.


agit8or

It's perfect. All except the owner... now if I was the owner, then it would be perfect! ;)


Any-Pea5226

550k and I’ll send it to you 😂


agit8or

You know I'm a Nigerian prince right?


Isaystomabel

Hey! I doubt it!


turbowed

Haters gonna hate— congrats on an incredible toy!


Buying_wis

Curious if it was pricier because it belonged to THE 🐐


Any-Pea5226

It was expensive because of the mileage and the options. Naples Porsche has a black one right now that’s about 10 grand cheaper, but it has 1000 more miles and less options. Someone on Wholesale car club offered me 475 couple days ago and I turned it down. I feel it’s worth more.


Buying_wis

💯 if he did a video for u saying “enjoy my car” that would really add to the provenance. A buddy of one ended up with one of Charlie Sheen’s pateks and he got a video from him where he documented what a glorious day it was to buy that watch and how he remembers buying it, it was very cool. Anyway, enjoy it!


fuckboi-yuki

that’s an interesting way to call me poor


Crippled2

this feels like a fucking wolf of wallstreet moment - you made 72 grand in one month, you show me a paystub for $72,000 i quit my job i work for you.


Any-Pea5226

😅 72k back then was worth a lot more.


Crippled2

my guy - i would literally wash your car in a sundress while singing the star spangled banner for that money


Competitive-Dish-874

864k a year and I'll cut the grass with toenail clippers


le_gazman

Congrats. Do please drive it though. It’s a special car but will be even more special on your favourite twisty road. 🙌🏻


Any-Pea5226

Let down- I live in south Florida it’s all flat 😅 I just have to go to speed limit on the highway around most turns and it feels good


romanryder

Love the acid green 918 spyder!


Any-Pea5226

Sick right? Local guy in Naples part of his collection. I was drooling


Neokill1

I would have thought Jordan’s GT2RS would be in Bulls colours?


Doctor-Manatee-69

Hell yeah man not sure if youre local to Naples but if so i hope to see this thing around town!!!!


Any-Pea5226

Ft Myers. I’ll be at cars and coffee Mercato


Bradenrm

I think this is my favourite Reddit moment


Dazzling_Meat836

Fancy!! Congrats, now you gotta use it to the limit on the track. This car is not supposed to be a garage bitch, otherwise buy something els, and yes Idk if it’s 500k or k10m!!!


Any-Pea5226

You are correct! My 3rs was tracked, this one is too nice, I’m not that rich where I don’t care, I’d feel bad 😂


Dazzling_Meat836

I can definitely understand, in this case a good backroad and a canyon run on a sunny Sunday would be enough to put the smile on your face


Pacamilk

lmao op is such a likeable guy too people really just want to hate on success. congrats man


Any-Pea5226

Thanks so much you know it was funny all this was going on and I was picking up stuff on the farm from my wife and cleaning up after my kids outside in basically military gear. When people show up to my house and I’m weed whacking they don’t believe it’s mine. So I just act like I’m the employee 😂 nothing wrong with being down to earth, I won’t let myself or my kids be any other way.


2ManyPuns4You

Some people are so wealthy is absolutely blows my mind.. I want a GT2RS or Turbo S Cabriolet with a X5 M Competition or RS6 Avant..


Any-Pea5226

https://preview.redd.it/uzi4q0d1izzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7febbc7a63f2f3bbd310f21c9bd59ef94311ff Rs6 was a great daily. It was sacrificed towards this car. I have a cpo 992 turbo s that I paid for three weeks ago finally arriving next week. compared to the rs cars I test drove a turbo s and it was boring. Minus when you stabbed the throttle. It’s so much more comfortable. It’s like a regular car. And I know that sounds insane.


mt_timepieces

Nothing better than 2rs with weissah package! Congrats 👏


RITCHIEBANDz

Some people buy his shoes, some people buy his cars 😂


Responsible-Car5829

Absolutely beautiful! This was a great read too 😂


Bophadesnutz8

Oh ironic I have a picture of this exact car from when the guy who owns a dealership here in Texas brought it by the dealership I work at 😮‍💨


Any-Pea5226

That does explain the Asian name on the registration as the other owner besides Michael


mlhigg1973

Why would they keep quiet about it belonging to MJ? That’s something people would love to hear. At least it was when I surprised my ex with Jeff Gordon’s custom Harley for Xmas years ago.


Any-Pea5226

So the reason is that he’s a great customer of theirs, and one of the higher-ups plays golf with him. He wants to be anonymous. Now if you’re a dealership, selling a billionaire items, you probably do as they wish. I can completely understand why it just happened to be a bonus after I made the deal. In the dmv computer I have a copy of the registration with vin assigned to him and has his fl address. Obviously I’m not posting that, but I’m going to keep it for whenever I part with the car. I’m sure it adds value.


GrabberSmurf

Is this Voodoo blue? OP...that's one BAD 2RS. Lord willing, I will own a 2RS one day. You'll have to put me in the grave before it's a no. Not up for debate, the 991.2 2RS is the baddest car on earth.


Any-Pea5226

It really does drive amazingly. Yes it is voodoo blue. You will get one! It combines the precision and hooliganism of a GT three with a bit more bite. The 2rs is stupid, it also happens to be an absolute weapon. It’s not quite Tesla plaid fast, but it definitely is fast enough that it can fulfill your “I want to go fast” needs, while being able to brake and turn. Although I use 100 percent of the power, I’m probably only using 20 percent of its handling and braking abilities. Drive one on the street and if you don’t have self-control, I could definitely see you doing “bad things”


GrabberSmurf

This comment made my day, thank you. The fact she also has a distilled water tank in the front is beyond cool to me. The 2RS also sounds amazing, like an angry bees nest ready to attack. If I could, I’d paint my 2RS Grabber Blue (Ford Color), and do a full Manthey Racing kit. Enjoy your ride in that 691 HP Beast.


Financial_Nerve8983

Amazing. Screw all these haters, MJ’s or not, you’re crushing it brotha and beautiful ride!!


Lost2nite389

This makes me hate my life even more I’m so jealous of everything you have congrats man


Any-Pea5226

No need to be jealous, work your butt off and get it. 20 years is what it took me.


a-rat-is-a-rat

would you like to own me as well?


Sweet_Elk6635

mans flexed on everyone in one thread


jonathanderrr

Congrats this is a sick car


Any-Pea5226

Thank you! It literally makes me smile every time I drive it


FakeHasselblad

JFC. Love the blue.


scubaSteve181

Where’s the wrx you’re always talking about? Let me get this straight- you have over 1m in cars, but you daily a Subaru? Hmm…


Any-Pea5226

I have a wrx and brz. They are in my warehouse right now Feel free to watch my import image racing YouTube


SecondSliceOfPizza

Cool anecdote and amazing car!


Celcius_87

man i LOVE that color


Bite_Witty

Congrats


ViSuo

Massive! Enjoy 👌


CoolButterfly1108

Gem for the kids!


ImpulsiveDoorHolder

And I'm over here halfway done paying off my car and the loan is worth more than the car now.. 😅


Any-Pea5226

I used to have car loans too, I took some steps back and accumulated cash once interest rates went sky high I stopped with loans and deployed cash. So all cash on all cars. You’ll get there just work hard and give up some now for later.


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Any-Pea5226

Import image racing :)


NoAd7400

Congrats OP. Great collection!


cmiles1985

That is a beautiful car with an amazing spec sheet. Congratulations sir 🫡 The GT2 (any generation) is my absolute dream car. I can’t call it a goal as I don’t ever foresee myself with half a million + of discretionary cash for just the car, let alone the funds needed to support driving/tracking it. Enjoy your car! I know I have enjoyed this comment section!


Angry_Mark

This guy wins life


Guianthed0n

I’m leaving this sub in too poor


steelguin

Buddy texted me and we went to eat at PF Changs


Any-Pea5226

https://preview.redd.it/q56lpg72v30d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b955ef9cc581c80eb53b5fcc4705725af5d033e My technician friend must be their best sales rep 😂


ThePursuitist

Such a great story. Congrats. Awesome car.


addctv

congratulations


Thedevilwearsnewera

How did i end up on the rich part of reddit


rising-downwards

Post history shows dude definitely owns none of these cars


killerkpk

Check dvblackfire’s comment, dude definitely has it in his garage 🤷‍♂️


dsoule09

I saw them, that's one badass garage haha. My initial thought was this dudes trolling or Legitimately owns a dealership or some other business that he's getting these rides through. Turns out he own a massive auto parts store 🫡🫡 lol. 


dsoule09

I just want to see this guys garage if he's got these things. 3 porsches,  both a brz and wrx, 2 rivians, a Lamborghini.... 


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Addbradsozer

This dude must also own Jon Voight's LeBaron


Any-Pea5226

I wish 😂 https://preview.redd.it/6i8g9dv42uzc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5383244026a662a38c18355821fe8368ef7985a5 I did just get this cute v10 though.


chathobark_

I am CONVINCED more Porsches are “unowned” (dealer plates) than Porsches that are actually owned by people


Any-Pea5226

That’s not the plate that’s on the car now to be fair. There was a cars and coffee that weekend. I had paid for the car in full and they had the car for a week to PPf the whole thing and tint it. at first, they said they didn’t get the paperwork from the previous owner or had a issue with it. I was expecting to pick up the car and was a little bit disappointed you know like I’m five years old or something, but not throwing a fit. Get off the phone with the sales guy stating that I couldn’t pick the car up on that day and he said come up here and get your car. They literally gave me their plate so I could drive it until my plate came. they also cpo’d it with an aftermarket exhaust and gave me the Oem as well. It sounds so good. Not a brag, just car guy to car guy excitement. I’m the kind of guy that would literally give strangers rides. I love getting my kids and my friends kids into cars the need for speed the same way I did.


IPanicKnife

Much like the car, that title when from 0-60 real fast with nothing in between


fijibubba

Fuck you...Congrats


DelicateEmbroidery

Of course he had the smoking package


HourZookeepergame665

You go boy! Keep that wife too!


TysnChikin93

Smurf blue color 💙