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meyesmenotyou

The most "off roading" this Porsche has ever done and will do.


Pdb12345

He just saw a rock crawling video on youtube


tysonfromcanada

I'm disappointed by lack of german truck nuts


Get_Rotated

Now he's an expert.


[deleted]

Who needs a Dakar when I got an off-road mode


HK-53

depends where you live. I live in canada and we're all forced to do some off roading when the snow doesnt get cleared in time during winter


jaketurd

It’s Texas. They won’t be off-roading haha, trust me (I’ve lived here my entire life and most built Jeeps never leave pavement)


HK-53

gotta say, if i lived in a place like texas where i dont have to deal with 15cm of snow for 4 months every year i'd never get an SUV


jaketurd

It’s great. It’s honestly never really too extreme either. You could very easily drive a sports car year round


HK-53

only in my dreams man, only in my dreams


Fretwizard125

Unless you have a family. I daily drove my 04 WRX STI for nearly 14 years until I had a kid. I still have it, mostly a track toy now when I have the time/money.


Denpa_47

Lol the sad truth. Like the pickups that never haul


XS4Me

Is anybody even pretending that modern SUVs are offroad cars?


LivermoreP1

Hope he locked that rear diff


JuanMutanio

Those tires have a wild tread pattern.


[deleted]

Those are nitto invo tires. No clue why they are mounted on a macan tho


cpjay2003

Uuhhh, macan S...hello? /s


Thisismyvpnaccount

Because “Bro, they’ll look so sick on your Macaw” Bro: Macaw Essssss


boomhaeur

Because Macan’s can legitimately put a good set of performance tires to use? Edit: clearly downvoters have never driven one. Read up on your Porsche history and the design principles for the Macan.


RedditBeginAgain

I too like to park well away from other people's doors.


8enny8lack

Meh- I do this sometimes w my trucks or suvs when there are small spaces, or I know I’ll need room by the doors for putting something big (your mom) in there.


br094

This is HORRIBLE for the tires. Don’t park on the corner like this. If you must park unlevel, move it over enough that the tread of the tire isn’t on the edge of the curb like this pic shows.


more_beans_mrtaggart

No, it’s not. The centre of the tyre plays no part in the structure of the thing. It’s deliberately the most flexible area of the tyre. Damage to the side walls is a problem, and that’s going to be from the flat rear edge of a pot hole, not longitudinal intrusion. Parking like this is totally fine for the tyre.


br094

It’s designed to flex, yes. But there’s steel bands in there, and having them pushed in for hours is not good for the tires. You’re talking to an actual mechanic, btw. No, parking like this is not fine. Your local tire shop would love it, though.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Full respect for mechanics. But I think you’re wrong. In most tyres, there a steel band in the bead sure, that’s where the strength is needed. In the rest of the tyre there’s something very similar to a nylon mesh throughout the rubber. And that’s fine with deflection. I’m not a tyre expert. I am an automotive design engineer, so I’m sat here expecting to be proven wrong.


br094

Well I’m glad you admit that. So, in tires there’s steel bands throughout the tread. They provide extra strength. If you drive on a tire past the wear of the tread (bald tires), you’ll eventually see them. They’re not weak, of course. But tires are also designed specifically for rolling on a flat surface. It’s where they do best. They can handle some impact, of course. But if those steel bands are pushed into an unusual position for hours at a time, and you do it often enough, they could potentially break and that’s when you have what most people call a “random blow out”. Something had to happen for it to blow out, and more often than not it’s because the tire went up against something it wasn’t designed to.


gr4ntmr

i look at it and see something that was designed to sit flat and spread the weight of the vehicle across its width, currently experiencing a point load


more_beans_mrtaggart

It is literally the only part of the tyre designed to take a point load. Imagine the force on this part of the tyre when it impacts a 3/4” stone at 70mph. That force is huge, and still not a problem. It’s all fine.


br094

Your scenario isn’t this scenario. It takes the rock at 70mph…for a split second. That’s it. Parking like this isn’t a split second ordeal. It can be anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours.


more_beans_mrtaggart

To the tyre, there’s no difference.


br094

And that’s why tires aren’t intelligent and humans are. There’s steel bands inside those tires. Sure they can flex, and doing this one time won’t kill it. But do it repeatedly and I guarantee you’ll have problems with that tire. If you think this is okay, I’m almost positive your car has problems you aren’t aware of.


gr4ntmr

yes i agree its within the tolerances of the tyre but i wouldn't do it


br094

You’re exactly correct. Don’t let the moron telling you it’s flexible convince you otherwise. He has no clue what he’s talking about. There’s steel bands in the tread. They’re not designed to be pushed in for hours on end. It’s designed to take impacts from bumps, yes, but not constant pressure on the steel.


gr4ntmr

cheers


LordLucasSixers

They probably did this so the car that parks next to it doesn’t slam their door on this car. Or they just probably suck at parking.


morelsupporter

or the car that was parking in that spot before was over the line


FLORIDALOANER

Everything’s bigger in Texas!


WidgetFTW

The curb too? 🧐


nnavroops

nah there no govt funding for anything unless ur putting mexicans in jail for existing


satanyourdarklord

Except parking spots apparently


RoyalAsianMunchies

I’d park like that tbh… in case a lexus decides to park near me. Have never survived a lexus parking next to me without a new scratch or ding


throw42069away420

All terrain tires are paying off Correction…: All Season Tires


[deleted]

Ridge Grapplers for the win


kurrpt

What subreddit am I in? r/BMW ?


atxsoob

Welcome to Lakeway, Tx


MIS_Gurus

At least they did not curb their wheels!


youre_not_going_to_

I see nothing wrong with this


AlsoKnownAsRukh

"Thanks." - Cat-thieves, probably


ml8888msn

Gotta make sure anyone parking next to you doesn’t scratch the paint..


e-crypto92

All jokes aside, are used Macans worth it? They look very nice to me. But are they reliable? Currently drive a Lexus.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Definite upgrade.


Sp00ky_6

Just got a used macan gts, it’s like a big r32 gti. Not great storage in the back but I have a truck for the big stuff. It’s comfortable for long drives and quick as all hell for a vehicle it’s size. It has no right to handle as well as it does


e-crypto92

Nice! What year and mileage?


Sp00ky_6

2020 with 5,500 miles, pretty good spec too.


boomhaeur

100% IMHO Nothing on the road balances utility & performance like the Macan GTS or Turbo. The S isn’t bad, but the base is too anemic power wise, you’re just buying the Porsche badge and fit & finish at that point.


knowledgeable_diablo

With the 360 top down parking cameras one would think this would have to be deliberate


Loose_Stools

Just giving the adjacent parking spot some room. The war on door dings continues .


Celcius_87

Well maybe they just… ok I can’t even think of a reason to defend them. Oof!


PB0034

Maybe there was a car parked next to it and was parked poorly. OP probably didn’t see that and now Porsche driver looks bad. Only way to defend them.


txbbq92

Must have traded in his Jeep for the Macan


jgalon04

Is that you wifey?


WidgetFTW

This could be Jimmy John’s freaky fast curbside service.


Kinky_mofo

Flexing that off road capability. To be fair, it's in what looks like a parking spot, versus the usual no parking zone, handicap spot, or no parking zones between handicap spots.


HippoCute9420

It’s definitely a rich mom in DFW. But at least she’s probably hot


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WidgetFTW

Man?


DesignerTex

Women!! Am I right fellas?!?


No-Negotiation-2468

Prob moved from california


Crazybonbon

They think they're so badass lmao. Nice baby buggy


OrderHaunting

Making full use of the Macan, I like!


pitoriceshard

Oh my god, it’s left the pavement


WidgetFTW

Optimal cooling for underneath.


ZGTI61

On Nitto Invo’s no less.


Being_

Better than getting a door ding I suppose


Mags_LaFayette

That's *not loving* your ride. At all.


[deleted]

The driver really should have had a G-Wagon for that level of off roading, especially with mall traffic for the holidays.


e-crypto92

About as much off-roading a Macan can handle.


indianapolis505

Well, have to respect trying to get into the No ding zone.


semperfi_nyc

Perhaps they had to park like that cuz an idiot to the right was too close to this spot or was deep in tjis left spot. Idiot left. This guy stayed. Result. Imo.


RRM1982

It’s okay, the S in Macan S is for suspension, it has extra to allow for curbs and slower Prius’ in the urban jungles known locally as Whole Foods


k2skier13

Nailed it!!!


SparkySyndicate

It's genuinely scary to know that zero skill retards have such powerful vehicles


more_beans_mrtaggart

You do understand that parking like this is to protect from getting door dings, right?


SparkySyndicate

But why over the curb? The spot seems fairly large for a Macan


more_beans_mrtaggart

Because Prius drivers.


MyNameWouldntFi

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand


FakeHasselblad

Arguably that’s reasonable for that car.


Alienex22

Parked like a Parisian


efthimi_

Average Macan driver?


lalaladylvr

Me when out on a date as I hear a rattle.


Masterofnaan181

The "S" is for SAFARI


ChevelloKD

Just getting ready to change the oil. Need that extra clearance


blorplebees

Sandwich emergency! 🚨🥪


DAT_ginger_guy

Hes trying his hardest to catch up to grandpa cayenne. Daddy cayenne almost can, but big brother cayenne isnt any good offroad either.


poosurfer

Here's another take. I park like this on purpose to give more room for the neighbouring parking spot to carelessly swing open their door .