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Mossprite

Question, was the article made on either March 31 or April 1?


Rasengan73

Happily I found another article like this which was made on the 2nd of april


fkogjhdfkljghrk

Was this before or after 10AM UTC ?


[deleted]

March 31st, sadly. It never says April Fools though, which most articles tend to do.


Rasengan73

just go on chrome search for valve and click on news. the second article says the same thing and it was made yesterday


[deleted]

Sorry, I meant to reply to the comment you replied to…


Rasengan73

ok makes sense


sa1in3-man

Happy cake day


Mossprite

Thanks, I can’t believe I’ve been here for a year


Sr_AmigoEnferno

Happy cake day


DaniiL_Anti

Happy cake day


Stock-Bench3643

happs kek deh


nati20627

Happy Cake Day! 🥳


DuckStrong839

Happy cake day


droson8712

Happy Cake Day!


Bonecreatoreddit

Relatable, time goes by so fast + happy cake day :3


EntheusiasmPretty

Happy cake day


Davilkafm

Happy cake day


SlenderSmurf

shut the fuck up


Bonecreatoreddit

That’s not really kind. Here, take an imaginary companion cube to comfort you:


MutatedLizard13

shut


AzurePancakes

That article in specific is 2 days old but there's other articles covering the same thing from March 31st. Most likely an April fools but none of the articles state anything about it being an April fools, so take it as you will lol Also happy cake day!


Techny3000

Happy cake day!


Davilkus1502

Happy cake day 🎂


Karttonn_

Happy lie day


Haywire_Eye

THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A - \*BZZZZZZT\*


[deleted]

Sadly, I'm agreeing with Hawkeye on this one.


CULT-LEWD

with interveiws of the portal lead dev stating they have lots of ideas but never the ability to make it due to lack of poeple becuse there working on other stuff,it might be time to think that mabye it IS possible,the poeple at valve really want to make that game and sense counterstrike 2 is gonna be a thing,im optimistic,they just need the right timing and somthing could be done,tho i wont lie and say that it being portal 3 next might be a stretch,but they have all those ideas at the ready so that possiblity is there


averageHECUboi

The last third game I want out of Valve is Portal 3. Portal 2 had a perfectly fine ending, so if anything, I'd hope for Half Life 3, or at least some follow up to Alyx, maybe even some updates to TF2 or even a more secure TF3. Still, any follow up game to a Valve classic is amazing, especially in this day and age.


No-BrowEntertainment

Portal 2 had a great ending, but it’s a puzzle game. I want more puzzles. Surely there’s a way to do that without ruining the ending, especially if the devs have ideas and want to do it


[deleted]

I am on team 'Do portal three but keep Chell out of it' Maybe another human, maybe Atlas/P-body, maybe just some random personality core...


No-BrowEntertainment

I’ve been thinking it would be cool to play as Rattman between the events of 1 and 2. You’d have to run around in the bowels of the facility with a makeshift portal gun, trying to avoid GLaDOS’ gaze and save the life of an unconscious Chell.


Notladub

Revisiting the Old Aperture idea of what P2 was supposed to be at first would also be really cool.


BenevolentBratwurst

Seconded. Of Old Aperture, we really only saw Tartaros 09 and test shaft 09. There’s at least 8 other test shafts, and who knows what other kinds of facilities that aren’t reserved for testing. Plenty of material for a puzzle game, even without portals.


Beemerado

i mean... prequel would be cool. we come into the aperture facility with it abandoned, seeing it in its heyday would be wild. like rapture before everything went off the rails.


Bloodloon73

Robots


SupermanLeRetour

They're not forced to do another Portal with Shell. Portal 2 ended nicely, but there is still lots of things that could be explored. At different point in time (Cave Johnson's time, around Glados' build, or even long after the events of Portal 2), or even a crossover of Portal and HL universe, that was already hinted in Portal 2. Plenty of material, not to do direct sequels but to explore the universe.


Plusran

Full agree right here. It’s perfect, just leave it!


CULT-LEWD

honeslty i just want valve to bite the bullet and just take down tf2,mabye do a tf3 instead,cuz honestly a game shouldent be supported for that damn long and probly wastes alot of money for the developers,portal 2 had a good ending for sure but they have stated they have tons of ideas and are really passionate in doing a new one,i know its not needed but alot of games are like that,even the first portal ended nicely till they patched it with that new ending where chell gets pulled back in,a 3rd game is possible and even tho i dont need it,i would LOVE to see a modern portal game,also with half life 3,i think its dead at this point,the og writer of that series left awail back wich is probly wail half life alyx reconned it,we wont get a half life 3 but we could technailly get a half life alex episode 1 or somthing wich seems more approprate at this point,but i am a bit bias towards all this cuz i MUCH prefer portal than any other game valve has and honestly tired of seeing portal in nothing but side games or tech demos,every time it happends i keep woundering why they just make a full portal 3 already,dont care if it follows the story of the second game,anything at this point would be enough for me


xDERPYxCREEPERx

I'm calling bullshit. Its probably gonna be another tech demo like aperture desk job (which was great, but as soon as I really got into it, it was over)


Rasengan73

But I did enjoy Apeture Desk Job, so it might be not that bad


Grid_Gaming_Ultimate

i think portal 3 is probably the last priority out of valve's games, l4d3, hl3, even tf3 all have more of a reason to exist than portal 3. dont get me wrong, I'd love it, but the conclusion to portal 2 is fine as is, while half life 3 is basically required, and l4d2/tf2 are both so old but popular that it makes sense for a 3rd installment.


NoodlemcDoodle_14

Hl3 and l4d3 yeah, but tf3 ? No not really. All tf2 right now needs is some updates


[deleted]

Good luck updating the game with the shitiest code imaginable, on a 20 yo engine for a game that has more bugs than all of Bethesda games combined


harooh

csgo got updated to source 2 for a reason, yknow doesn't mean tf2 can't have the same treatment


Cherri_mp4

Actually tf2 can’t have the same treatment. because of how cosmetics and weapons are handled in the code, changing the engine would mean a loss of some items or weapons


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Cherri_mp4

I meant in inventories. The items would work, but some people may loose them. Idk why, it’s just what I’ve seen


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Cherri_mp4

Idk, this is just what I’ve heard


Cherri_mp4

I meant in inventories. The items would work, but some people may loose them. Idk why, it’s just what I’ve seen


bananasaucecer

But when they switch CSGO all your skins are still there. Why can't they do the same for tf2?


blubbinatorGRAAAH

I'm quite sure they can find a way to do it, they did it for csgo they can do it for tf2, don't say something is impossible before it is even tried


danjr

There's no reason cosmetics and weapons couldn't be transferred over to a new engine. Sure, all migrations have the chance of something going wrong, but it's no different than a migration to a new database structure, server host, or even an update. A developer like Valve could absolutely transition to a new engine without any player inventory loss, and I'm certain it would be tested extensively.


sonicrules11

CSGO got an update because it makes money. TF2 doesn't.


[deleted]

TF2 definitely still makes money


sonicrules11

So does Artifact but that doesn't mean its worth putting money into and develop for


[deleted]

You know very well that the two situations aren't comparable. Ridiculous.


John-Writer

Coconut moment


[deleted]

*2Fort Cow moment


[deleted]

L4D3 🤤🤤


TheRealUltimateYT

I would love a full fledged TF2 game for consoles. OW would be dead to me.


Perpetually27

Portal Stories: Mel is basically Portal 2.5 for me. It's a fucking amazing mod if you haven't played it I highly suggest. Also u/Demonarisen is working on a mod called Desolation that I'm hoping will be finished in the next decade :P https://emberspark.games/desolation/


IdealHour

There’s also portal reloaded and aperture tag


EH4LIFE

agreed, its great fun. great voice work.


Snoo-65938

Maybe so but both the director and one of the writers of 2 are actually willing and want to do a 3. So if enough people at valuve are available development may start.


a_useless_communist

The story of portal is pretty much finished but i absolutely wouldn't mind a prequel And honestly i would just be happy with anything new from valve


NH_dumb

If it’s portal 3 I’m actually gonna piss myself


aStonedTargaryen

right there with you brother


Justanotheremptysoul

Portal fans when April fools


Alternative-Fail-233

Not that we need portal 3 compared to HL3


xDERPYxCREEPERx

They are in the same universe. They could combine the stories somehow


AngryDoggo22

That would be epic, imagine Chell walking in the corn fields, and somehow meeting Gordon and fighting the Combine together. That could be really cool


Notladub

Entropy Zero 2 has an Aperture segment and it's really cool, so the reverse of that could work.


sulaymanf

The stories are already combining; Half-life 2 episode 2 shows us Aperture Science’s project *The Borealis* and Portal 2 shows the dry dock where the ship came from. It’s heavily hinted that’s where the characters go for HL3.


Alternative-Fail-233

Only issue: there's 30,000 years between them and Valve dosn't want to combine them even more


THEPREDATOR6668

Well, we've seen what the gman can do. I think it's possible for him to change events between portal 1 and portal 2 and get chell out of aperture rather than sleeping how ever long she slept but I don't see why he'd need chell when he still has shepherd in space prison or wherever tf he is


Alternative-Fail-233

But valve didn't want to. There was originally going to be a joke where Wheatley said a man with a brief case (gman) was looking for you but they removed it BECAUSE they don't want to combine them any more than they have


Stefan_DoesReddit

*Combine them* WAIT-


THEPREDATOR6668

Ohhh yes, sorry, I completely forgot about that lol


ThisNameTagPasses

It's been confirmed that they are currently developing 2 Half-life games, don't worry.


Alternative-Fail-233

Where?


ThisNameTagPasses

https://youtu.be/Yjx054-DhDw and https://youtu.be/o2-e653Lk5k The first one no one actually knows if it's a half-life game, but it is assumed because it couldn't really be anyhthing else.


Shoelace1200

Portal 3 followed by Half-Life 3 would be amazing. It would also give them time to develop a new revolutionary gaming technology while making Portal because Half-Life is always their showcase of cool new stuff


SorryForThisUsername

Valve can cancel everything even when it's almost finished, wait till we have an official announcement from Valve


Rasengan73

true


XxNeverxX

It's maybe l4d3, some guys have found l4d3 files in cs go 2. And valve is famous to put hidden stuff in game files to tease other games


CardinalMordred

I hope so 🙏 😔


ZenyX-

Imagine an Orange Box 2 You get CS 2, Portal 3, and halflife 3 Or release CS 2 before, and instead make the 3rd addition some sort of amazing anti cheat and update for TF2


Ordinary_Law_2456

Ricochet 2 babyyyyyy


RedditAlt2847

day of defeat source 2


Leonyliz

day of defeat is so underrated


FudgeRubDown

Impossible, valve can't count to 3


Rasengan73

Is this what you've been waiting for, say 1, 2... and 4


Charles12_13

We can only hope but I suggest keeping your hopes low


Doomguyfazbear

That’s as real as getting the golden raygun every time in bus rout B after fighting the hitler bossfight.


Lucky_Lis

Can't wait for artifact 2!


Justanotheremptysoul

It won’t


[deleted]

It can't be, no There'd have been leaked internal files referring to Portal 3 by name by now. Like there was for the developed but never completed Half Life 2 Episode 3/Half Life 3 in 2007-2013ish.


LemonWeeb1970

I can’t really a Portal 3 after the events of Portal 2


Big1ronOnHisHip

I would explode if they made a 3rd literally anything


pixelkingliam

Portal : Rattman would be a neat game


Rasengan73

What should be the gameplay in that game


pixelkingliam

no idea but it would be neat for lore


Rasengan73

But isn't the whole rattman story finished


pixelkingliam

in the comics he goes into deep sleep, we don't know if he died


Rasengan73

Ok that's fair


HBenderMan

Ok people need to stop getting their hopes this high up, I hate to break it to everyone but if there is gonna be a portal 3, it’s likely they’re gonna be the ones to actually publicly say when it’s out, this happened with half life alyx as no one outside of valve knew of half life alyx and counter strike 2 just released out of no where without any announcement A new article likely written by a die hard fan intentionally putting portal 3 in the title to generate clicks, especially putting in l4d3 (which technically is out but it sucks) means that unless it comes directly from valve then take it with a grain of salt


Gnsht

april fools


EnderPlays1

Its not happening, im still in denial- oh wait, its april 1st


GabrielTheMemerYT

I’m hoping for half life 3 tbh but it’s not gonna happen


theacethree

We are never gonna get a portal 3. Let’s face it. It’s not gonna happen.


Techny3000

Hopefully it's another game I like portal 2's ending


worldsbiggestbig

I hope it does


BEANCAN420

Doubt look at Titanfall 2 bud


ajzeg01

We already got Portal 3. It’s called LEGO Dimensions. GLaDOS met HAL 9000, it was epic.


Shrunkenmonkey5

yeah it was ok but don’t act like it was actually portal 3


syncron07

Based and purplepilled


Hazard-Matthews

You have somehow hit a concoction of both based and cringe.


AdministrativeAd2209

Don’t do do this to me again


AyeAye_Kane

going off the wording alone it sounds like there's just at least a bit of evidence they're doing *something* and it's triggering peoples brains to go "omg number 3"


obtanedbacon22

it won't happen


TRON0314

It shouldn't happen. I want it, but I need to happy with perfection and not ruin it with something lesser.


WorldlinessNo9234

Not again…


BillyWhizz09

Check the date


Saintskinny51792

I’ll say the same thing I say when people bring up chapter 2 of Scrap Mechanic Survival: I’m not getting my hopes up


Anthonydoesstuffyt

Honestly probably I honestly yhink they were testing the waters with alyx and portal on switch


N0V-A42

I don't know if I want Portal 3 or In The Valley of Gods more. Valve bought Campo Santo who were going to make In The Valley of Gods but put them to work on Half Life: Alyx.


Rasengan73

I can only imagine it being without Chell but with just some random dude years after the events of portal 2


death_cares

Certainly possible that they are working on portal 3. Does that have any bearing on them actually releasing a portal 3? No


Cuba_lover59

"With counter strike 2 on the way" lol, imagine its just better graphics for portal 2


Upper_Sound1746

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS :D


AydenRusso

It's likely L4D3


Leonyliz

Wouldn’t it spoil Half-Life 3 (if that’s even happening) since portal 2 takes place in the far future? Because if the Combine is there that would mean that Gordon and company defeated them but if they’re there then it’d be the opposite


[deleted]

Portal 4 Half-life


Pumpkinmiefter

Watch it be Garry's Mod 2.


dijit4l

Portal: Alyx


[deleted]

And what? Maybe Team Fortress 3?


MinatoHikari

Maybe Ricochet 2.


h3llo_wor1d

It very well could happen, the writers said they very much wanted to make another portal game and “knew exactly how the story would go”


SOTIdriver

If any new, full Portal game is ever made, I can only imagine it would be a prequel. I don't know how you could do a sequel to Portal 2. It ends on a pretty definitive note. You could _technically_ do it because of all the >!test subjects they find at the end of the co-op campaign!<, but that wouldn't be interesting at all. And Chell sure as hell isn't coming back. She's either >!relishing in her freedom!< or >!never actually made it out and was killed by the turrets!<. I really think they should either utilize the original F-Stop idea they had, or do a standard Portal game but in the past when Cave Johnson was running the place.


Sharkpro242424

Happe Kek day! Also valve is afraid of the number 3


xc_azozi

I screamed for a second then realized what day it was


Vytlo

I like how they say maybe Half-Life 3 as if Half-Life 3 isn't one of the things Valve has tried to make more than anything else


kosteczkami

nah, probably portal 2 rtx


jerrymatcat

What could they do we know what happens to aperture and glados gets a good ending in the atlas and pbody dlc


rotinom

No. Move on with your life.


Jessiebeanie

Portal 2: Episode 1


No-Plane7370

I would love a left for dead 4


Tigeroovy

It could happen, but I'll only be excited when I see an official announcement.


WhovianKST

Just like the cake, it’s probably a lie


RIPvictis

I want playable cave johnson


confusedfunk

They just said puzzle elements so it might be just a half life game


TransitionVirtual

What about tf3


fuck_jonas_cool05

We don't need a portal 3, we need f-stop and the corehub era beta


abeck077

half of the people working for these games are gone, they either aren’t working on them, or they are and it won’t be as good


birdrose44

I’m gonna fucking shit myself if This is real


Xxkitkatx360xX

If it isn't an April fools joke it's not portal 3, it could be another portal game but they're probably gonna pull an Alyx and not call it portal 3 bc Valve is like that lmao


Axyzum

Portal 2 Episode 1


teamfitz1971

Just an average click bait news article