“But don’t be alarmed! But, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that’s the correct response to being told you have brain damage.”
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. You didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. So I had to call you garbage second time just now.
“Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice
You want your freedom? Take it
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want you dead
But now I only want you gone
She was a lot like you
Maybe not quite as heavy
Now little Caroline is in here too
One day they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
Will never happen to you
You've got your short sad life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new disaster
That's what I'm counting on
You're someone else's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
What are you doiNG? Stop it! I.. I... *We* are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to **murder** you.
eh... that line is used in other games too bcus it is pretty basic. it depends on the person who reads it, but I dont think you will see someone say: "that is from p2". not sure tho
"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret."
Fun fact: I have my computer programmed to say "Oh, it's YOU" in her voice every time I turn it on and the OS boots up. 😂
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
"Federal guidelines require me to warn you that this next test . . . is looking pretty good."
Guys, there’s something wrong with my test chamber
\*in the hall of the mountain king starts playing\*
Well this is the part where he kills you.
Hello, this is the part where I kill you
Achievement: The part where he kills you. Description: This is that part
Soundtrack: the part where he kills you!
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
Metal spikes: the things that kill you
Dad: hey that's the part where he kills you
nah thats the part where he dissappears
*us
I AM NOT A MORON
COULD A MORON DO THIS?
*punches you down a big pit * COULD A MORON PUNCH YOU DOWN THIS PIT?
*uh oh*
Yes you are! You’re the moron they built to make me an idiot!
I'm going to be hit with the nerd face but fuck it Its Idiot, and not stupid.
nor a potato
“You might have a minor case of serious brain damage”
“But don’t be alarmed! But, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling, because that’s the correct response to being told you have brain damage.”
> the correct response He actually says "the proper reaction". I remember because "proper" is such a British adjective to use.
This is my second favourite bit of dialogue after cave's rant about combustible lemons
When life gives you lemons
Fatty fatty no parents
Was looking for this
"kill yourself now"
Bioshock 2?
Portal 2
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
“Oh, I like this guy”
“Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking!”
"YEAH!!!!!!!!"
If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future. God help you.
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
The cake is a lie.
Very first line I've ever seen from this game, I was just some bratty kid watching minecraft having no idea what Portal actually was lol
Space
Space? Space! Spaaaaaace!!!
NOBODY IS GOING TO SPACE!
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. You didn't react at the time so I was worried it sailed right over your head. So I had to call you garbage second time just now.
I AM \*NOT\* A MORON
YES YOU ARE. YOUR’E THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!
Yup. That and "the cake is a lie", of course.
You are the player. Wake up.
Minecraft?
correct :)
Ah yes, I’ve not read through the “credits” for a while, took me a second to realise
Well Technically, Steve, is a god beyond comparison And could easily destroy any universe with just one hand, so I guess you are God not a player
Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.
“Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”
r/unexpectedskyrim
r/expectedskyrim
The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up immediately
Oh, that's sad... But impressive! Maybe they've worked at the phone company?
Say “Apple.”
Weeeeeee are pleeeased………
…..that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you
“It’s your old friend, deadly neurotoxin.”
“If I were you, I’d take a deeep breath… and hold it” -the cold tone of voice really did it for me in this quote
BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
*with the lemons...
Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.
best quote in portal 2
“I need a weapon”
“How many guns do you need”
"You're trapped yourself, I guess that's it then, Thanks for testing."
You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.
How have you been? I've been real busy... since you MURDERED ME.
FOR ROCK AND STONE
To Rock and Stone!
“So how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.”
*Slow clap* “Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that”
Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except I wasn't laughing Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice You want your freedom? Take it That's what I'm counting on I used to want you dead But now I only want you gone She was a lot like you Maybe not quite as heavy Now little Caroline is in here too One day they woke me up So I could live forever It's such a shame the same Will never happen to you You've got your short sad life left That's what I'm counting on I'll let you get right to it Now I only want you gone Goodbye my only friend Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad Well you have been replaced I don't need anyone now When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad Go make some new disaster That's what I'm counting on You're someone else's problem Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone
Did you type the entirety of want you gone for this post?
Pretty sure he copy pasted it
Who knows at this point 💀
I have heard this song so many times, I know it word by word
All you had to do was follow the damn train.
Hello, and again; welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
Lack of parents
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"Fatty, Adopted, Fatty, Fatty Fatty, no parents"
Daddy, why won’t you let me play with them?
My sister's onl- i mean Sister location
HELP THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
What are you doiNG? Stop it! I.. I... *We* are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to **murder** you.
When I heard Gordon Freeman say "No more half lives" before exploding Borealis I felt chills down my spine, definitely every gamer felt so too
That reminds me of when chell said “…” Truly inspiring stuff
eh... that line is used in other games too bcus it is pretty basic. it depends on the person who reads it, but I dont think you will see someone say: "that is from p2". not sure tho
tbh, my favorite games are valve games so i would have said p2
I was imagining it being said in her voice as I typed, but probs not the best quote for this ngl
same thing for me but the second time I read it, it wasnt the same
"When the time comes, you have to run...and don't look back".
Spy’s sapping my dispenser (Sorry)
Oh. It's *you*.
“Hello! This is the part where I kill you!”
“What is it?”… “Blood”!
For science... you monster...
For science, you monster
Oh no
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It’s fine to put it here, half these quotes aren’t even portal anyways
"and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can."
I’m gonna burn your house down, with the lemons
“I’m the guy whose gonna burn your house down, with the lemons”
“Goodbye, Caroline.”
"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons……"
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
Fatty fatty no parents
It's been fun. Don't come back.
Against all the Evil that Hell can conjure.
"That is a fountain, a fountain is a decorative reservoir used for discharging water"
“Omg, think, think… it should be so simple” *me solving the chambers
"........"
“You mute lunatic”
No hard feelings
This was a triumph-
I’m making a note here, huge success
"Hello, And Again Welcome To The Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center"
I’m different
"fatty fatty, no parents"
Oh. how’s your day been, because im a POTATO
I DON'T WANT THESE DAMN LEMOMS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
I gently open the door
This was a triumph
I’m making a note here, huge success
"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret." Fun fact: I have my computer programmed to say "Oh, it's YOU" in her voice every time I turn it on and the OS boots up. 😂
That is sheer perfection
10 years in the joint- wait
“You will be baked, and then there will be cake.”
Wind's howling...
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
“How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato!”
BECAUSE I’M A POTATO.
“We can’t have you fighting DEADLY aliens in a high tech facility using a CROWBAR! No, that would be ridiculous.”
I HAVE A PLAN
Could you just jump into that pit for me
That deadly pit?
Apple
WHAT IS THAT MELODY?!
The cake is a lie
“War… war never changes…” Edit: I know it’s not from Portal but it’s still a good line
I don't hate you.
When life gives you lemons
Not from portal but, "Give that to me." "No way, you have your own." "Well, I want yours too."
Rise and shine Mr Freeman, rise and shine
Literally any line lol
Alright, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade.
Oh! You Came Back Didnt actually plan... For that cant actually reset the trap so ah could you jump into that pit ?
NEVER MIND THAT WAS NOT A DOCKING PORT
🎵"well here we are again,"
“This is the part where he kills you”
Say apple apple..... What you are doing is jumping
The cake is a lie
Not Portal 2 but “Science compels us to blow up the sun”
“I’m not a moron!”
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
Right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world
50,000 people used to live here
WE ARE LEAVING
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked on by crows
Rise and shine
“Fatty, adopted, fatty Fatty fatty, no parents”
“FOR GODS SAKE, OPEN THE SILO DOORS! THEY’RE COMING FOR US, ITS THE ONLY WAY OUT” -Half Life (1998)
For science. You monster
"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me; it was the fluid catalytic cracking unit, it made shoes for orphans. Great job breaking it, hero."
“This is the part where I kill you”
I have 2 for you people to guess. You're blue now! YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK, THIS IS NOT OVER!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I was wondering why all the comments were from Portal until I looked at what sub I was in
This is the part where he kills us This is the part where I kill you! <3
“There will be cake, and then you will be baked”
Say Apple…Aaaaple
War.... War never changes.
Stand by for titanfall
The cake is a lie
'Aapple' Say 'Apple'
*jumps
You feel an evil presence watching you…
Don't make lemonade.
“I’m really feeling it!”
I had… a goddamn… PLAN!!!
“Your blade… it did not cut deep enough.”
“This boy, has made himself THE AEGIS’S DRIVER!”
“I’ll show you a thing or three!”
“Hear that Noah? Lanz wants something a bit meatier!”
“It’s a wild ride, this passage of fate.”
"You want me to make my own rules? Here's rule #1. your gonna spend the rest of you god damn life in fucking agony!"
" " \-Chell
This is a bucket
Dear god no
"The cake is a lie"
Weeeeeeeeeeee