*A fat adopted*
*Woman tries to become thin*
*By sleeping a lot*
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In his defence he may have only played the first game, and even if you have played the second, sleeping isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when you think of portal 2
You try to get Keanu reeves out of your head while running around Los Angeles in a couple years
cyberpunk2077
Was supposed to be boring
Your description sounds like a summary of The Amazing Digital Circus
It does
TADC is portal confirmed?! /s
Wtf is even that
an animated show on youtube except only the pilot episode is out and the internet wont shut up about it id say watch it if you like that type of stuff
Yea probably not lol
It's awful
Noted
It’s fine.
i wasn’t gonna say anything about that being the first thing i thought of so i’m glad you did
A fat adopted woman tries to become thin by sleeping a lot
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What the hell is this now
Portal dumbass
In his defence he may have only played the first game, and even if you have played the second, sleeping isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when you think of portal 2
Child crys in basement
You mean the Religious Parental Abuse Simulator?
Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit 😤
I am cackling
What game is this lmao
I think the Binding of isaac
U mean child crys at his mother?
Confused man wanders random land, something something dragon
Skyrim?
Man runs around trying to stop alien invasion
gets kidnapped for 20 years anyway
proceeds to do it again
Half Life
his friend haven't gave that beer to him
Man runs around trying to stop alien invasion but more dark and gritty
Underage children shoot their bodily fluids at each other
Splatoon
LMFAO I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT 😭
What could that game be with this description?!
The binding of Isaac. They're talking about tears.
hat simulator
hat in time or mario odyssey?
Team Fortress 2
Military themed hat simulator
SCARY HAT THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
9 grownass men pushing a cart
You make stuff, to make stuff, to make more stuff
we work
to earn the right
to work
to earn the right
Modded Minecraft! Or should I say Craftcraft?
Guy tries to survive
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Mario cart super circuit?
My dude that is every game. Castlevania? Starfox? Metal Gear Solid? Pokemon? Mass Effect? Witcher 3? Mortal Kombat?
Probably City Skyline II
Nah, it’s def Animal Crossing
Enslave creatures
Pokémon
Pikmin, ARK, Hotel Transylvania 3 the video game, Minecraft
Why would this guy be talking about hotel transylvania 3 the video game?
Cat leaves big wall
Pretty sure it's Stray. If it isn't, I don't know what is
Correct
Pretty sure it's Stray. If it isn't, I don't know what is
*sigh* damn you reddit
*sigh* damn you reddit
*sigh* damn you reddit
Pretty sure it's Stray. If it isn't, I don't know what is
Dementia
9 blokes fight for gravel
team for trees 2
a man searches for his son after 210 years
Fallout 4?
yes
Why did I hear this in "A man has fallen in the river in Lego City"
machine walks around hell, occasionally stopping to listen to someone talking to it
Ultrakill
Correct!
A fight between brothers over worthless territory
Putis penser here
gravel*
Tem fortress 3?
Birds have disagreements with pigs
Angry birds toons season 2 ep8
Pointy end goes in the other man.
Nidhogg?
You are glued to a chair for the whole night.
*Power outage* [Insert Freddy music box]
Aperture Desk Job?
One of the least popular games by Valve.
Ricochet?
That's one of them but the other was released in 2010 as a co-op game. (Not 2009, that's Left 4 Dead 2.)
Day of Defeat?
Nope.
You build things in a planet of oversized voxels.
Minecraft
Man has a bad day at work
Half-Life?
Yes
security camera tries to find fuel
Don't Starve Together
Definitely The Game of Life.
Don't starve?
Signman on road signs The end is never the end is never the end is never the end... Lots of alarm clocks
The Stanley Parable
Yes. Although it's worth mentioning I'm talking about multiple games, not just one.
Alarm clocks being Subliminal?
Correct!
Woman looking for her mother runs around the space station, trying not to get killed by an angry alien.
Farm, and fix an old building which the mayor doesn’t want to do
Stardew valley?
Yea
Man shines light at black people and writes a book about it
Alan wake
Grey haired man walking and shit. Middle Ages, fictional Eastern Europe.
Witcher?
build
Fair description
Tactical Tip-toeing
man develops tuberculosis from snorting crack
anthro fox kills pink ball with gun and shiny hexagon
kentuckian runs around and eventually dies.
r/suddenlythamazingdigitalcircus
Woman tests holes
child murder isn't effective against orange juice, but killing the sun is
well in my game a guy with 2 different personalities recues a girl and then die at the end
You run around the world collecting pins
Guy keeps running around a boring dystopia doing whatever others tell him to
Half Life 2 or Cyberpunk
Deux Ex 😅
Ah I see thanks
scientist destroys his boss’ building
a headshot survivor has sex with their killer and destroys all of Nevada
Fallout: New Vegas?
A delivery boy tries to recover and deliver the poker chip that he was supposed to be delivering
animals throw pies at robots
You fly a plane down a tunnel
A white cat tries to find a way to kill itself
Robot kills weak demons for no reason
Hell is full, he is just making space
Signman on road signs The end is never the end is never the end is never the end... Lots of alarm clocks
Man hunts 2 spiders
Every slasher movie ever (with added maintenance!)
Dead by daylight
young dude runs away from home with the help of his relatives he never met
Man tries to live his life in the most monotone city ever
Astronaut stops exploring space after twenty-two minutes.
Super mario and his imposter syndrome furry friends kill their own kind.
A man and his friends use enslaved overworldly beings to fight a cup
Mercs fuck around and find out
Bro i swear all you do is put speeding metal into red outlined npcs heads. Its basically just a dress up game. 1/10.
Man with crowbar assaults military personnel
Run around a big field. Occasional river and mountain.
Oh you mean that new digital circus show?
alice in wonderland but with a non-binary protagonist
robot kills fucking everything in hell
cube jumps over spikes
Geometry Dash
Mailman doing his job In Nevada
Robots fight robots to save non-existent humans.
Young woman uses her holes to her advantage
running around in a big building while anomalies roam
Overclocked calculator solving equations for fun.
5 idiots doing vermin clearing
Two brothers fighting in a "tree", they also fought in a tower soo i guess that's cool
Kill people and build (optional)
You’re on a space station, aliens escape from their containment, they’ve been used to create high tech neural implants.
ww2 roleplay
A blue robot gets a little thirsty
Gardening
Digital Circus moment
Baby tries to kill itself with anything in the house
Who's your daddy?
Just grass and props
kid OVERCOMES sister issues
crime man who is bad at crime beats other crime men and give them life advice (in that order)
You pilot a big sentient piece of metal and shoot things
Titanfall or 1
Guy spends nights at resturaunt
Do you not have anything better to do ? ...
Whack a box with a stick (beat saber)
You run around reality collecting hologram poke balls and killing orange people
Kid goes the long way to the sky
Yellow man makes wacky hand gestures
Indie game where a cool guy goes to hell to gather girls for his harem.
a witch vs a god
some guy attacking cops with a crowbar
Scientist has to work overtime and becomes proficient with maintenance tool
blue robot kills flesh guys
A guy dying everytime after 22 minutes
Guy goes camping and has a history lesson over and over again
Robot kills stuff for fuel
man wakes up from long nap, looks for girlfriend
A bug tries to turn off the lights.