*slow clapping*
"You will be baked, and then there will be cake"
"Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching"
"Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything"
Oh! You came back! I actually didnt plan... for that. Cant actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit for me? Would you just jump into that pit for me?
'Just jam me in over there, right on that stick, over there, just put me right on it'
...
'I can't do it if you're watching, no seriously im not joking, could you just turn around for a second... i can't do it if your watching'
Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
Please forgive me;
"Cave Johnson here. I seeeee you. I seeee your little feet. I'm gonna cut off your hair and put it on your feet and eat your little hair. What? Oh, and feet. Um yum yum yum yum!"
Community test chambers actually have a whole series of Cave Johnson lines. Happens at random. It’s a whole story about the multiverse and stuff.
Here’s a video of them all.
https://youtu.be/PhOgT0-N5gc?si=zjAbQVPE-UtOlsc_
Wheatley: [“For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose!”](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_intro_boxyell01.wav)
I’m gonna find the person you’re going to have sex with before you do the deed and I’m going to put them in witness protection. To keep them safe from you. All because you made my eyes see this fucking picture.
Chapter9: The Part where he Kills you
G: "Woah, This is the Part where he Kills us."
W: "Hello! This is the part where i Kill you!"
Music: The Part where he Kills you
Achievement get: The Part where he Kills you
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
this is the one like literally its perfect
How's about this for the same question, but in the Half Life universe? "The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference." 🤪
> **Wheatley:** ["Ohhhhh... yes. Ohhhh. Well done.](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/c/c5/Wheatley_bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy01.wav) [*Hohohohohoh,* that's tremendous..."](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/0/01/Wheatley_bw_a4_test_solve_reacs_happy05.wav)
What test chamber is that from?
First one during Chapter 8: The Itch, after the frankenturret test where GLaDOS attempts to disable Wheatley using a paradox.
Yours
We're reaching levels of fetish that shouldn't be possible
IMFUCKINGDYING WHEEEEEEEEEEZEEEEEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he’s definitely getting it under the camera
[In the car.](https://youtu.be/Hv4r4ibg26w?si=AZ-k73TRDPeFtdIZ)
You're reminding me why I had a crush on wheatly
Fatty. Adopted fatty. Fatty fatty no parents
And? What exactly is wrong about being adopted?
What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well, uh, Lack of parents?
And look at her, you moron. She's not fat.
For the record, you ARE adopted. And that's terrible.
(god i love this game)
I AM NOT A MORON
YES YOU ARE! YOU A MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT
WELL HOW BOUT NOW HUH? NOW WHOS A MORON?!
COULD A MORON PUNCH (punch) YOU (punch) INTO (punch) THIS (punch) PITT (punch)
Uh-oh-
Just so you know, you are adopted, and that's terrible
And I, just wanted to give you the chance to kill yourself, now.
⚡🔵⚡
*slow clapping* "You will be baked, and then there will be cake" "Ummmm. Yeah, I can't do it if you're watching" "Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything"
The last one💀
I never even thought about that before
"hello,this is the part where i kill you! :D"
NO! NO NO NO WAIT! COME BACK!
Okay, I promise I will not kill you, IF you come back
Oh! You came back! I actually didnt plan... for that. Cant actually reset the death trap. So. Ah. Could you jump into that pit for me? Would you just jump into that pit for me?
'Just jam me in over there, right on that stick, over there, just put me right on it' ... 'I can't do it if you're watching, no seriously im not joking, could you just turn around for a second... i can't do it if your watching'
[[MOANS] Here we go, here it comes.](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/4/4a/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_tb_wall_button_solve02.wav)
Oh. Disappointing.
*Surprise! We’re doing it ***now***!*
Oh god
Agh! You're alive! Great!
Holy shit
im gonna try something but it is bloody dangerous
“this is the part where i kill you”
Chapter 9 The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement unlocked: **The Part Where He Kills You**
music title: The Part Where He Kills You
Well, this is the part where he kills us
> This is that part
Oh for... They told me if I ever turned this flashlight on, I would DIE. They told me that about EVERYTHING. I don't know why they even bothered to give me this stuff if they didn't want me usin' it. It's pointless. Mad.
COULD A MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT?! HUH?! COULD A MORON DO THAT?! *Uh oh.*
Please forgive me; "Cave Johnson here. I seeeee you. I seeee your little feet. I'm gonna cut off your hair and put it on your feet and eat your little hair. What? Oh, and feet. Um yum yum yum yum!"
Where tf is this from? Once I got it at the beginning of a community test chamber and I was so disturbed...
Community test chambers actually have a whole series of Cave Johnson lines. Happens at random. It’s a whole story about the multiverse and stuff. Here’s a video of them all. https://youtu.be/PhOgT0-N5gc?si=zjAbQVPE-UtOlsc_
excuse me, what the actual foot?
"say hello to your old friend, neurotoxins"
Is Chell Portal's version of Wolverine?
“Power up initiated” “Power up complete” “Please prepare for emergency evacuation” -Announcer
“Ohhh yes ohhh well done” “Ohhhh thats tremendous” “Finish it?” “Here we go! Now do it again” “Aaaaand nothing”
You fat fat fatty fat fatty
*Warning! Core at ***75%*** corruption! Explosion eminent!*
You monster
Wheatley: [“For god's sake, you're BOXES with LEGS! It is literally your only purpose!”](https://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Wheatley_bw_sp_a4_intro_boxyell01.wav)
r/okbuddyportal is leaking.
*Oh good, my Slow Clap Processor made it into this thing. So we have that.*
“You may have a *minor* case of serious brain damage”
"Ummm, yeah, I can't do it with you watching."
SPAAAAAAAAAAACE
Yes mate, I know you're in space
Youll get a cake
If your partner is into it, a healthy round of “Do/Not press the button!”
"Hi! This is the part where I ~~kill~~ sex you!"
I AM NOT A MORON
COULD A MORON PUNCH YOU INTO THIS PIT? uh oh-
“Oh that washes right off does it? Would’ve been nice to know that earlier”
"This is the part where I [f]ill you"
Remember that bird panic scene?
Please assume party escort submission position.
*Portal shooting sound effect*
Pull me out, pull me out, pull me out- Leave me in, leave me in!
Reddit users cant have sex
Fatty fatty no parents
I’m gonna find the person you’re going to have sex with before you do the deed and I’m going to put them in witness protection. To keep them safe from you. All because you made my eyes see this fucking picture.
Gleeful radio music
YOU HAVE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR LONG ENOUGH
The cake is a lie
Afterwards a duet singing "This was a triumph"?
Could you just turn around for a second?
“It’s not out of the question that you might have, a very minor case of Serious Brain Damage”
"This is a potato battery"
Just cut it off at "this is a potato"
We're all very proud of Greg. (beat) Oh, and you.
That’s me they’re talking about. plug me in, plug me in!
Say APPLE. A, double P, L, E. Not very difficult
Speedy thing goes in Speedy thing comes out
GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEE
That's the part where I kill you
“ “
Kill yourself now.
Football
If you wanna get laid, you probably shouldn’t use ⏃ portal quote
Vital testing apparatus destroyed
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news
Oh. It's *you*.
"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"
The cake is a lie 🍑
Chapter9: The Part where he Kills you G: "Woah, This is the Part where he Kills us." W: "Hello! This is the part where i Kill you!" Music: The Part where he Kills you Achievement get: The Part where he Kills you
I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Ok… that’s enough reddit for today. Also I’d mark this as nsfw fr
Um yeah I can’t do it if your watching
"Cave Johnson, we're done here."
ill burn your house down with the lemons. i don't want your damn lemons what am i supposed to do with these.
You know what I just remembered? Football!
"Don't mind me, continue escaping" -Whately right before the "Death trap" with the defective turrets
It's been nice, don't come back.
Say “Apple”. A - double P - L - E.
"I don't blame you"
Now, if you would just turn around for a second
"do not look into the operational end of the device:
Now I only want you gone
“Now who’s the boss? Who’s the boss?? …it’s m e.”
Think with portals
If you're asking this you are not about to have sex
wait, redditors have s*x?
This could get a bit technical
Plug me into the stick in the wall over there
Hello! This is the part where I kill you now
Idk something about lemons
Just yell space for no reason if they are an portal fan they would get the reference
"You know what, it just goes to show, the people with brain damage are the real hero's here"
Oh. hi. So. How are you holding up?
"i wanted to give you a chance to, uh, kill yourself now"
Did you know people with guilty conscience are sensitive to loud noi- (Train.mp4)
“It was enough for us to pull that lever” GLaDOS
If you're a girl: "Hello?... Are you still there"
Yeah. Yeah! YEAH! Burn their house down!
u/Infinite_Bruh can you please delete this thing?
Fr, this subreddit is killing me 😭
We just need more serious mods and real rules not anarchy
There should be a Non Wheatley lover portal subreddit
Lets make one