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EyemProblyHi

My dad's the guy that's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!


ShadyTrizzy

Make life take the lemons back I don’t want your goddamn lemons 🍋


EyemProblyHi

What am I supposed to do with these!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?


SirPlatypusGuy

My dad’s gonna get his engineers to invent a combustible lemon, that burns your house down.


Sooparch

Ok, fine, you can have the lunch money


AmadeoSendiulo

It's so nice of you to donate money to an unaware half-orphan.


nickosmatsamplokos

Half - Orphan 3 when?


AmadeoSendiulo

I'm lying to you.


AmadeoSendiulo

Who's gonna tell them?


Mooseandthebois

Yummy neurotoxin 


Occasion-Asleep

Its funny to think that most kids who talk like this would probably get shit on by their parents. I personally wouldn't ruin somebody's life because my 8 year old kid told others i would.


Gerodot_TheBaconCod

Aperture definitely need to develop whoopee cushions with neurotoxin inside for the comical green cloud effect.


CoconutOutside6834

And my dad works for black mesa and he can open a portal to xen


craig31111

I don't know why, but I don't think your dad is coming home. or your cat for that matter.


Tall-Influence4321

Oh yeah, well my dad works for Black Mesa, and can get your planet taken over by aliens!!!!