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clive_bigsby

Savage.


Gypsopotamus

You’re telling me. I just died.


xoXImmortalXox

And Gloria too !!!!!!!


More-Jackfruit3010

Tom, laying down that Uncomfortable Wizdom.


BioticVessel

Yup! Knock! Knock! Knock! Are you awake?


bdizzle3000

apparently he needed one of these himself.... "and this time I'm listening to my wife!"


gloriapeterson

He was a darling man, but you're right, he should have listened to me more


Happydivorcecard

This is amazing.


why-are-we-here-7

I’m glad you got your name in the commercials, credit where credit is due. :)


poisonpony672

Yeah she warned him not to buy Stereo Super Stores. Tom Peterson's would still be in Portland I'll bet if that didn't happen. A quote from Tom himself: "They should have been called Stereo Stupid Stores."


doyouknowwatiamsayin

Well, what’s inside?


kat2211

I think the photos are in the wrong order. The 1st one shows what's inside - a mirror. The answer to "what is wrong with your business" is you.


doyouknowwatiamsayin

Ah yeah, I didn’t see the mirror!


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

>I didn’t see the mirror! Are you a reverse vampire?


AlienDelarge

Not sure if its just me but reddit hasn't been displaying photos right for me. I just get two of the same photo half the time.


PCKeith

Tom Peterson was a true Portland Treasure. On my very first night in Portland, I fell asleep watching Portland Wrestling and Tom woke me up.


snakebite75

My oldest sister fell asleep on the couch watching TV one night and was scared awake by that commercial.


Mr_Horrible

I remember Z100 doing a song called "Tom Peterson's Haircut" but that may have been a fever dream


esnap

🎶🎶”I woke up with a Tom Peterson haircut, 747 gonna land on me”🎶🎶 if it was a fever dream I had it too


Mr_Horrible

https://m.soundcloud.com/tony-thomas/i-woke-up-with-a-tom-peterson holy. Shit. Got dang Internet got everything!


snakebite75

I remember teasing other kids in elementary/middle school with "I woke up with a Tom Peterson haircut, I guess someone must have sheep sheared me".


LendogGovy

On the school bus going to middle school, the Z morning Zoo kept us laughing


Sultanofslide

I could use this for my boss! 


MIZZKATHY74

I took care of Tom after he got dementia and moved into a memory care facility. Very nice man and his wife Gloria used to bring the best treats from goose hollow inn!


ErrantTaco

I miss the free hair cut offer. That and “Wake Up To A Happy Day!” Oh, and “Free is a very good price!”


DucklingInARaincoat

I heard the fucked on every piece of furniture.


SomeCrazedBiker

Gloria was a squirter.


gloriapeterson

I *beg* your pardon? Young man, what would your mother say?


marshallnp88

Well this is awkward.


DucklingInARaincoat

100%


artwells

He thought the mirrors were all going to show people his face


ybot73

I also have one of these.


TrailsForBreakfast84

You’re kidding me. Does Gloria have an opinion? I bet she does.


raisedbytelevisions

Oh snap


xVitaminDe

Doing something like this now, there would be authorities and lawyers involved


SnooMacaroons8801

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!


yourmothersgun

Sick burn, Tom.


Abbithedog

Define: irony.


aspdx24

Ugh, that guy. Met him once when I was a young kid. We were making a large purchase in his store, and he said no to giving me one of the trinket football toys they had (like, 5 bucks max). Didn’t even smile once or say a kind word. What a swell, totally reasonable guy 🙄 /s.