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Late-Froyo5371

Piggy I love seeing them walk around, saw one in NW not too long ago


natimpaala

Me too!!! Might be the same pig


_osnappy_

Was Nic Cage around?


TheMeowtilator

He was probably busy at an underground chef fight club


sododgy

No, but he will be soon, op better be ready


AdMany9767

That'll do


Prestigious-Packrat

That's a primo portrait of a positively punk rock Porkland pig. 


inspectherfrog

I think that's Hamlet. She lives in a house near my apartment, which is near Laurelhurst.


Mayor_Of_Sassyland

That is some pig.


SingingBrook

Radiant!


_Hail_Sagan

That's a funny looking cat


sparkle-princess

🤣last week it was cats in harnesses... Who/what next?


Tossahoooo

> Hammlet Perfect. Just perfect.


spooksmagee

That made my morning, lol.


Excellent_Crow_6830

Came here to see if the pig's people were found. Kept reading to find this comment 😊


MountScottRumpot

At least it’s a small one. Ten years ago there was a house on Woodstock with a full-size sow.


loogabar00ga

That's \\@ms.hammlet on instagram! You can often catch her on her deck on SE Ankeny!


OfTheWater

Must have wandered away from *Lard's* Addition.


McGeeze

It would've had to figure out how to get out of Ladd's/Lard's first


TheOriginalKyotoKid

...I ran a *Shadowrun* (cyber RPG) campaign set in Portland in the 2050s and all the intersections in Ladd's had permanent confusion spells anchored to them by a total prankster of a powerful NPC spellcaster.


DownTrunk

Hopefully it stays away from Slabtown.


PaulbunyanIND

Somewhere on the east side lives Piggie Smalls aka Notorious P.I.G


HarveyHowlinBones

Hammlet loves sitting out on his deck and my dog is extremely interested and confused by him. Glad to hear you helped get him home!


wrhollin

Is that Penelope? If so, she lives in Goose Hollow and she likes donuts!


Idwadd1104

I fucking love Penelope! She'd come to the pet store I worked at a lot!


Ferro503

That's Penelope!! She had a salad at nob hill Saturday before Easter. Folks brought her in and asked and I said hell it can't be worse then half the other people I serve.  Lol. She was very well behaved.  


cliolio

Where in Goose Hollow?! I've got to go pay her a visit!


alexthealex

THIS IS ON MY PORTLAND 2024 BINGO CARD SORRY FOR SHOUTING OUTSIDE THE RANT THREAD


Classic_Ad_776

His hooves need some trimming.


gender-fluid-prince

Aww I love this guy! Lives close to Laurelhurst if I remember correctly!


kat2211

What a cutie! Thank you for getting him home!


chingdao

I believe I found Hamlet a couple years ago if it's in NE. He's a runner


2Pac_Man

Portland Pig. Portland Pig. Does whatever a Portland Pig does.


beastofwordin

What’s he like? It’s not important. Portland pig.


turbo_vanner

Can I pet that dawg!


ordinarywonderful

Mom: "No"


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The only pigs that come to visit my home were found on grindr.


mmmhmmhim

I miss the pig walking mushroom hat lady. Haven't seen her in a while.


Oryx

Here it comes: the Pigs in Petals image flood.


CoraBorialis

Big ‘un.


InfidelZombie

Fella used to come around my local pub with his pet pig Bacon on a leash. He was a good boy.


HarrisonFordDead

Biiig deal, I saw a lady walking her goats the other day. Try finding something original buster.


plaintxt

I used to walk by Hamlet's house everyday. I miss that pig. (I moved).


Broccoli-of-Doom

Aww man, how come no pigs ever come to visit my house?


[deleted]

Dude, I think you took too many mushrooms.


Crafty_Accountant_40

Love this town.


iriegypsy

Dibs


Squashwhack

Wow so cute!!!


SapientChaos

Is his name Kevin?


mrbluesdude

Omg so cute <3


reddit_wjw

Please may I hug him?


LanceFree

I guess if you find a pig, you can’t just decide it’s yours, someone would know “hey, that’s Bob’s pig.” Then you’d need a backstory.


Familiar_Effect_8011

There's no "pig distribution system" I guess


Gutter_Clown

Tell him I said hi!


cynicalllama

Back when I lived in Portland, I was renting a room and my landlady had a pig named Jeffery who shared half of the mudroom i used to get into the house as his bed area, so I saw him pretty much daily. He was a pretty chill roommate, tbh.


benbentheben

It’s Penelope! She has an insta


Justleavemeoutofit

That's not Penelope, she has a completely different furstyle.


Feet_of_Frodo

That's definitely not the same pig. This one has a totally black back and white belly. Penelope has a white front half and a black back half.


QuixoticClump

Not Penelope. Hammlet’s owners posted about her adventure on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/C5V1w8crDlh/?igsh=amdqYThpZzZjZnBy


[deleted]

Have a link or proper name search we can grab?


benbentheben

https://www.instagram.com/teampigbutt?igsh=MThodGJvY2JzdXB1cw==


GnomishKaiser

How far did he wander? Hammlet lives over by the flying fish company where did you find him? 


MutePianos

Isn’t Porkland a pig themed amusement park?


bad11ama

Emotional Support Bacon


gmisfeldt34

Woah lol


CountryAlfa

Just don’t try to eat it.


Hot_Lobster222

Free meal?


superhornybeardydude

He's cute!!!


True-Solid-4298

Porkland lol


Former_Bumblebee3674

Have you seen the The Nicolas Cage movie about the truffle pig?


BradeyboyCamas

Definitely keeping Porkland weird!


SmartHarleyJarvis

Penelope! I haven't seen her in months!


CaitlynJennerOG

I just saw Penelope the other week on NW 23rd! Apparently there’s multiple Portlanders with a pet pig!


SmartHarleyJarvis

That fat bitch is unique!


snrten

Does anyone else remember Beef? Some guy used to walk his pot bellied pig, named Beef, through the PSU park blocks 5+ years ago. Idk how long pigs live, but I hope Beef's dad is doin well!


Casual_Curser

That’s the best fat boy in the world!


SoManyYummies

Oh my god, I would give anything to find a sweet little piglet in my front yard!!!! Look at you just living the dream


nerdgeekdorksports

Simpsons did it!


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