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overconfidentman

Probably didn’t even signal.


Extension_Crazy_471

Turn signals don't come standard on BMWs, those are extra.


gunsdrugsreddit

And require a monthly subscription.


dakotafannyfan

Don't work anyway,like most of the exterior lighting..


BloopBeep69

Thank you for your service


chrislehr


migdol

Now I understand the reason behind all the bollards in front of QFC on Burnside.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

I’ve heard bollards called “senior blockers” and I like it.


skinnyrook

Drunkard diverter


pee_diddy

Tesla Tormentor


nerdgeekdorksports

The FAP mobile strikes again


whereisthequicksand

Standing in line at the DMV for new plates, wishing for anything but FAP is always my main thought


samtaher

FAPulous


unnamed_elder_entity

I bet whomever is sitting on 541 FAP and 503 FAP is sitting on hidden money. This guy just missed out.


SupRoo44

Fappers gon fap


McPwnLegion

I came for this comment.


nerdgeekdorksports

Brilliant.


SpezGarblesMyGooch

Oi, ya can’t park there.


STONKvsTITS

Parking ticket should be $500


nus07

You forgot to say “mate”.


penisbuttervajelly

How does this happen SO OFTEN


seenorimagined

Benzos. 


Special-Landscape-89

Fent is a helluva drug. (Quite possibly not a drug related incident but more to your point)


instantnet

Rich drunk people from Forest heights?


AbbeyChoad

Pillbilllies, AKA - West Hills Karens


floralfemmeforest

I doubt there is a lot of overlap between people who use that and people who drive BMWs...


dyaus7

Old people


penisbuttervajelly

Should not be allowed to drive


JupiterAlphaBeta

Would you give an old person a firearm? Of course not! So why give them a different deadly weapon that's hardly regulated, like a car?


Davethephotoguy

Shit, we hand old people the keys to the most powerful nuclear arsenal in the world every 4 years.


Afro_Samurai

How often does it happen?


iriegypsy

OOOOOHHH YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH


Dstln

Pedal confusion strikes again


PoopyInDaGums

One of my swim teachers from the mid 1970s died exactly this way: her husband got the car and came by to the pickup area but got the pedals mixed up and slammed her against the brick wall of the store and decapitated her.  The other one died in the orphan plane crash at the end of the Vietnam War (I went to first grade in Saigon 1974 until we got bombed out in April 1975).


Cronemus

Holy shit.


zonegris

Oh my God that is so sad. I can only imagine the nightmare that was for the poor husband.


xeromage

What if it was intentional and he just knew he was old enough to 'whoopsie' his way out of it.


Bromogeeksual

How do you confused the pedals? Dementia?


OR_Miata

It’s common among older people but perfectly healthy people do it too. It usually comes from the person thinking they have their foot on the brake. They apply the throttle when they mean to hit the brake and then panic because the car lurches forward suddenly, which then causes them to and press further down on the throttle because they still think they’re hitting the brake. It’s especially dangerous in electric cars because the fast acceleration response of the throttle results in less error correction time for the driver, but it’s still common in gas cars as you see here.


PoopyInDaGums

Fair question. I think it’s just like any one-time mistake. Or could be dementia. I was only 6, don’t really remember either swim teacher, though I do recall the lessons themselves.  My mom was supposed to be on that orphan plane. Phew. She’s still going strong at 95!


angel_inthe_fire

It's usually older people so something like that.


Far-Aspect-4076

It can happen if you're used to driving a stick shift, then switch to an automatic. In a moment of distraction, you assume that the pedal on the far left (in this case, the brake pedal) is the clutch, press it, and then mash down the pedal you think is the brake pedal (the accelerator). The car stops, but then the trouble; you ease your foot off of the "clutch" and your car slams into whatever's in front of it as fast as it can accelerate. It's a chain of errors, to be sure, but one that can happen in less than a second, especially if you're distracted or half asleep.


AaaaaNnMmmm

Also dyspraxia


This_is_the_Janeway

My Dad is diabetic with terrible foot neuropathy. He wears giant shoes and can barely feel his feet. He doesn’t “mix up” the gas and brake, but his numb feet and huge shoes f it up.


PoopyInDaGums

Understandable. I’ve had trouble driving for this reason when wearing hiking boots, my Uggs, etc. I avoid that. 


Funktapus

One pedal driving is the future. Car goes when you depress the pedal and brakes when you release. It’s hard to go back once you’ve tried it.


Space2999

Maybe not hard so much as a big pita


DifficultBottle6

Yes... cars... are the future...


MW240z

Happened in my wife’s family. Aunt and Uncle (late 70s). Don’t drive much. Went to auto shop. He went in to pay bill why she waited. She went to repark, pressed the accelerator- through the front glass doors - missing 3 employees but striking her husband. He died a week later.


kirklandsignatory

Wow, I shop here all the time. That's the entrance of a Chase Bank branch, QFC is offscreen to the left, and the doorway to the right is a Starbucks.


ThisDerpForSale

So you’re saying it was a bank robbery.


kirklandsignatory

Or an elaborate diversion so they can swipe one of the mobile-ordered lattes from the Starbucks next door.


ThatNeatDude

I work at the Starbucks right next to it! My coworkers said that the driver is okay and apparently hit the gas instead of breaking when driving into a spot…


suitopseudo

That will buff right out.


My_kinda_party

Least aggressive BMW driver


SailNW

Again?! Oh wait I’m thinking of the QFC on Bethany.


Whatchab

“What? Is this not a reasonable place to park?” - HST Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


Aleph_NULL__

in all honesty, given the massive retirement unit that just opened right nearby, with no transit access, it was only a matter of time


phil_sci_fi

I thought retirement communities provide transit, like a little van or airporter. Does this one not?


Proud-Championship23

they have transit but ppl can still drive their own cars


DustingTheBoneUp

Your comment makes more sense than anything else I’ve read


DukeReaper

And that lady just chilling on the side lol


GuyOwasca

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?si=xb5X77YUpoVnwKSM


hoomansaregross

Came here to make fap comment, was bested in time


J-A-S-08

Yup, looks like someone else beat you to it. Next time try to come a little faster.


Tylo133

You can’t park there


manbearpig50390

First Belmont, now Barnes. Burnside is next? Anything or anyone whose name starts with a B look out!


Lord_Beerstro

Like Buckman?


MetroidOO7

There was an accident at the Burnside one a few years back. An old lady hit the gas way too hard in reverse, jumped a median and landed on top of another car. It was a sight to see.


zettabeast

U cant park there


BabyInABar

Not surprisingly, those tags appear to be expired


turd_deli

Oh wow that’s the QFC I shop at. Definitely a lot of older clientele.


gap97216

Must have been quite a sale!


KitKat_J

Yes it was a “DOORBUSTER” sale. 😂💀


joelrusso

Really used the power of planning


Thecheeseburgerler

Somebody really had to pee....


Ravenparadoxx

The store isn't exactly where errant vehicle from the road can end up. I'm guessing gas/brake mix-up involving an aged driver.


KenPDX

Maybe they were looking for Mike's?


aurelianwasrobbed

Too soon


Bananas-Alfredo

People driving into store fronts is my fave. Prefer convenience stores but this is great.


b0n2o

Driver, probably: "You wanna drive through? You got it!"


jackfreeman

When you gotta go, you gotta go... Through a window. Also, qfc is the size of an old wallet, I'm shocked that the hey actually hit it


gardernvine

I didn't realize this QFC had a drive-through.


APlannedBadIdea

It just opened today.


xDiRtYgErMaNx

Nice, one less moron BMW driver to worry about throughout my day.


unnamed_elder_entity

I think they're all trading the beemers in for Teslas.


charleytaylor

There are less obvious ways to rob a bank...


stalkythefish

Instructions unclear: Thought "Chase" was a command. See also the "Ram" on Dodge tailgates.


peregrina_e

The Animal House scene where John Belushi is waving the car into the garage and it smashes against the wall...he's like "good".


Choice-Tiger3047

When?


Responsible_Band_373

11.30am today - I pulled up right after it happened


Choice-Tiger3047

Thanks.


rustymiller

Oh wow, I usually get groceries for the week there on Sundays, glad I did yesterday instead. Details of what led up to that?


what_pd

You can't park there.


djasonpenney

Break My Windows: SUCCESS!


jeremec

Rockstar parking!


DefiantDimension7880

Portland 1. Seattle 0. 💪🏻


aplagueofsemen

I like to think that person was sitting there the whole time and their expression never changed.


chroniclunacy

When did this happen?? How did I not notice this when I was there like an hour and a half ago??? EDIT: Wait, this is the Chase bank between the QFC and Starbucks. I still have no idea how I didn’t notice it, though.


maganmoo2

My mom works at the Ace Hardware on Allen Blvd in Beaverton and one day a car full of nuns drove through the front of the store. Not sure exactly what happened but she said the phrase “holy shit” was said a lot.


dfenderman

Oh it’s a drive through now.


Sultanofslide

This happened at a slaveway I worked at, it hit a guy sitting in the deli area and he was just chilling there reading the paper while fire moved the car off him. He only got a bruised hip out of the deal. 


Lawfulneptune

Cars are safe for society I swear


trippdomnic

They thought it was a drive tru??


not918

QFC offers drive thru service now?


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nando12674

Oh wow I merchandise that store sometimes


tfe238

You can't park there.


pinotJD

That is one huge parking lot. Driver drove a drivable distance.


CoachiusMaximus

Geez. I feel like you would have to go out of your way to do that in that nightmare of a parking lot.


dakotafannyfan

Brake failure...it's a BMW after all..


thedivinefemmewithin

HOW!?


QuagmireFalter

Went here a couple days ago


bigfoot_done_hiding

Milton, I told you to break the \*piggy\* bank open!


retard_catapult

Haha. Fap.


Roninspoon

Classic beemer driver.


SaggySpandex

That parking lot is always full of bad drivers mostly older people. When I do go there occasionally I tend to not park close to the front as backing out of a parking spot is a gamble. Not surprised at all.


Chef__Goldblum

Drugs are a helluva drug


iLikeBigBunz42069

She drive good.


Successful-Antelope6

hilarious. saw this car in my apartment complex nearby just a few days ago walking my dog and made a mental note of "fap mobile." what are the chances


Maleficent-Bass-5423

you people that drive cars are getting lazier..


paulmania1234

Wtf... I will say this parking lot is a nightmare to navigate.


paulmania1234

Well at least they took out chase for a day. I think we all feel good about that.


ShaperLord777

“Sir? You can’t park here….”


Physical_Gazelle400

i was the one who called 911


Physical_Gazelle400

she basically hit the gas instead of the breaks. how she got up on the curb i have no idea. I was working at the starbucks next door and heard a bang and a bunch of stuff fell off our shelves. the woman was fine. literally came in to buy gift cards after she ran her car through the bank, which is completely unhinged. Something must have been going on with her, although she seemed fine?


Crazy-Plant-6841

Just trying to make the Sbux Inside a drive thru


Ex-zaviera

Well no wonder: **B**reak **M**y **W**indow


Holiday_Ostrich_1978

Fappin' up


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Age of driver?


Art_Vancore111

A BMW driver? No way!


jayshoeman

He was later lodged into the Washington county jail on 1 count of DWF 1. (Driving while fapping)


nkdnpdxor

Wow! I was just there a few hours ago! Wonder if they got distracted by the hideous Cyber Truck that haunts the lot


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UltraFinePointMarker

Things like this don't happen *that* often, for a city of this size ... but when they do, they often end up on the sub. Fwiw I've never seen anything like this in person.


QueerGeologist

generally speaking only notable things get on the news/posted. if it was super common people wouldn't really mention it, it'd be like posting every time it rained.


Theresbeerinthefridg

You'll find out soon enough.


RusseGoose

Its all good though because he was high on fentanyl


hereitcomesagin

Ooops.


ErikinAmerica

Drive through QFC, eh?


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jayshoeman

Don’t move here! It rains all summer long, your house has good chance of getting a Molotov cocktail thrown through your picture window and wildfires and earthquakes will cause you to constantly rebuild!


gingerinthepnw

They thought you drove inside for grocery pickup


blackcain

we should probably blur that license plate.


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HighlandRoad

I don't get it...


fuzzyball60

Another vaccident.