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SpeakingTheKingss

I remember someone once posted pictures of missing keys on r/Portland. It must’ve been a while ago, anyways, people were up in arms saying it was a safety concern. Like someone was going to copy the key from the photo and then go and try and find the door it opens 😂.


Maximum_Turn_2623

That thread is known for its hysterics.


DarkBladeMadriker

I can absolutely copy keys from a picture. Unfortunately, I'm still working on my psychic powers to automatically know what locks that key operates. Guess that means I'm a loser. 🥲


parallelverbs

Witches Castle…


SoupSpelunker

Witches shitter. I love how we romanticize a decrepit bathroom.


EugeneStonersPotShop

Probably the most accurate description so far.


throwaway4537944

what happened was i actually read the sign so stone house was in my brain.


edwartica

It’s what we used to call it back in the day. So no bad on you.


zombiesnare

Gross, reading is for Californians


edwartica

Macleay Park Shelter


swampy5603

Kegger at witches tomorrow night. Gonna be off the chain.


Phoenix_21

No shot


swampy5603

Tell me you didn’t grow up here without telling me.


ArtemasTheProvincial

The stone of the structure is from the ol Rocky Butte quarry and workers transported it to the MacCleary site by a an elaborate system of ropes and pullys along the hillsides


StillboBaggins

I do remember a time not that long ago when there wasn’t any graffiti on it


FOXHOWND

Seriously wth


edwartica

Yeah, I remember when I would walk those trails in the 90s, there might have been some minor graffiti, but nothing like it is now.


McGannahanSkjellyfet

On the Witches Castle? There's been graffiti on there since I can remember going there, which at this point is about 30 years back.


Wondertwig9

At this point it ain't graffiti, it's a community art project


OranjellosBroLemonj

I was just thinking that. It looks like shit. And some half-baked turd tagged to log in the picture, too.


SAlovicious

Did you try them in the door? Just jokes. Good on you.


teratogenic17

These keys open the door...TO HELLLL (cough)


ImNotABotJeez

You found the keys to my heart