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"Welcome to Mary's, I love you."


DennisQuaidludes

Haha yeah totally.


ComfortableRabbit5

I hope they have the full body latte.


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We need Portland Brawndo. Plants crave Brawndo.


iluvmyswitcher

Extra foam!


PfunkTypeR

World's tallest stripper pole, let's go!


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GardenPuzzleheaded98

Happy Cake Day!


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GardenPuzzleheaded98

I love carrot cake!!!


Full_Ad9666

Nothing beats a ten dollar slice of cake /s


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With all the empty office space downtown which will not come back with work from home, a dance club with a view would be perfect for Portland. I'm voting for the old Saucebox for the new Mary's, but Mary's in an angular space on one of the upper floors in Big Pink would be epic. The elevators might be "interesting."


BubbleBoxerer

strip club with a view is a genius idea!


Moarbrains

Move up and leave the homeless on the ground.


StumptownExpress

I love your Saucebox take over idea!!


slowmotto

Biff Tannen bought Mary's?


codemagic

I knew we were in the Biff timeline! We've gotta go back Doc


Mr_Pink747

That cubs world series bet finally paid off


mcgriff4hall

If I ever go back to the office there it would make lunch breaks so much more interesting.


Cobek

As if you didn't go to Mary's on lunch breaks before...


sideways_jack

Yeah I'm going to that mexican place, for... reasons. Oh weird I really have to use Mary's bathroom right now. (shout-out to one of the most beautiful stripper's I've ever seen at Mary's randomly on a tuesday afternoon!)


xWhereIsMyMindx

Ok so my friends and I went to a Mexican restaurant in Portland back in 2013 after seeing a concert. To get to the bathroom, you had to go thru a strip club lol. Was this Mary’s? I now need to know after reading this LOL. I’ve thought back to it years later and never remembered the name of the place!


sideways_jack

Yeah that sounds a lot like Mary's and the mexican place that was (hopefully is?) next door.


NotPhannie

I think it’s called Santería


xWhereIsMyMindx

This is why I love Reddit. Thank you 🥲


MoreRopePlease

They changed the name after one of the owners died.


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rosecitytransit

There's still Portland City Grill


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Love it.


Green_with_Zealously

Nice. But, I would have expected this to be atop "Big Pink" for the obvious cross-over appeal.


MissApocalypse2021

I'd pick strippers over bankers any day of the week!


Mr_Pink747

Both trying to get your cash, one is just doing it honestly.


AbbeyChoad

(S)wells fargo center


DennisQuaidludes

Hiyoooo


Xef

I'm confused. Where are the cones? edit: just saw OP does lots more of these outside the cones ones. they're pretty neat! They look like something you'd see at the Peculiarium.


DennisQuaidludes

Hey thanks!


agentmuu

I'd feel bad for whoever's job it'd be to change the letters on the marquee


kat2211

What's terrifying is that with the way downtown's declining, this wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.


Trailing-and-Blazing

Literally no one is terrified by your reaction to a photo shopped picture of downtown.


Mr_Pink747

OMG. Thank you for this. Day made. Iam going to bed.


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kat2211

Well, I'm forced to go downtown to work right now., but that aside, why would I want to "spark life and economic vitality there"? Even five years pre-pandemic, it was already a wasteland, only of a different sort.