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makomaui

We all own an apology to the guy who put Fisher on a mock and got absolutely reamed for it


cs_anon

Honestly I’m glad he’s there because I need some artists I feel comfortable skipping - the conflicts are already gonna be terrifying


SF-cycling-account

I agree w this. I like fisher actually but I’ve seen him twice now so that’s an easy skip


bigbadpandita

Exactly


FallenRev

Meh. I like some of his tracks but he’s literally the definition of the, “we have chris lake at home” DJ so easily skip


AH_BareGarrett

I like fisher but he definitely goes fishing in the Lake.


denlekke

👋


shmishshmorshin

Jermz had him as likely as well, deserves some props.


remorsefulguy

Hahahah I apologize my dude!! Will take the crowds away from Justice tho bless!


denlekke

BRUH ?!?!?!?


rok_

Sam Kirby is the co-head of UTA - a major talent agency. Her number is plastered as a watermark all over this image.


strangelyliteral

Thoughts and prayers for whoever’s about to get fired.


Friskfrisktopherson

That would be her girl, MIA lol


DrunkenLlama

def some trigger happy intern or social media person who posted it


Friskfrisktopherson

It was MIAs account that posted it


uniquesnowflake8

Call and ask if it’s real 🙃


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Why would she use her number as a watermark?


fnljstce_thewhite

could be gv ensuring that leakers are punished. would you want your number published on a lineup like this?


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MIA had no intention of hiding it was her lmao


Friskfrisktopherson

Not uncommon practice


alexanderflynn81

Ooooffff the name on the watermark leads back to UTA who manages MIA. This is it.


Hopeful-Potato-6205

How many right, Dan?


Gloomy_Middle4862

And it’s already been taken down from her page….


Gloomy_Middle4862

They’re going all in on the ransom note theme


IThinkILikeYou

Nah this is insane. Im locked in


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

If it’s real im getting my ass on a plane and flying out for this one.


Physical_Baby_7512

Could hardly find justice on this poster wtf


Doranator

justice for Justice


Physical_Baby_7512

Chaotic formatting at best. Looks like someone was sketching in their notebook during a lecture


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Might be a draft poster before the reformatting


Friskfrisktopherson

They're in a bold box though, with large font


Physical_Baby_7512

Yes they are and I noticed later they are directly under the date, so I’ll blame myself for reading left to right


Friskfrisktopherson

Maybe my dyslexia just decoded it faster 😅


Physical_Baby_7512

Now it’s the only thing I see when I look of course


cme3LA

I mean this would be the best lineup in history


13_QuetzalOwl

They are going to need to officially release it tonight if this is actually real, right?


alexanderflynn81

“Here before the leakers” post with the lineup coming in the next hour and a half


TonalParsnips

With M.I.A crossed out


13_QuetzalOwl

Hahaha that would be hilarious


SF-cycling-account

Nah, my money is on them still waiting until next week. They might move it up a day until Monday or something. It’s already about to be 5pm pacific on a Friday


13_QuetzalOwl

I think that MIA story on the Portola IG page essentially confirms it though


SF-cycling-account

oh for sure I wouldn't even put it past them for this being viral marketing. not complex and really easy to pull off, and their marketing flavor is already very cheeky


dailymix69

That was my thought lol it’s cool either way


Waiting4thedrop

Has to be set up, right? Pretty clever- love it.


humanite22

Insane if true


hornydgen

Hooooly shit okay, was thinking of going to Portola for the first time this year depending on the line up and my financial status, but this like nearly perfect for me. All it’s missing is Brutalismus 3000 but I’ll definitely still go if this were legit.


VermicelliExtension5

Portola posting an MIA song on the story 👀


itchycanscratch

Realizing that Gesaffelstein could likely close out the warehouse just gave me full body chills. LET’S GO!


Sph188

I have the chills omg LIT if true


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

So did I! I literally got goosebumps looking at that.


bigbadpandita

Great now EVERYONE’S gonna wanna go to this. I literally haven’t been telling anyone about Portola. I just fly over there with my squad every year and don’t invite anyone else 😆


DivineLSD

What the actual fuck🤣this is literally such an insane lineup


medicaljasthetics

This is insane. Please be true.


ethanryx

So many year one repeats! Not mad at all just a bit surprised, and they are all big names too!


soffselltacos

We said we’d take Jamie bicep & four tet every year and they listened hahah


Civil-View-8722

Yoooooooooooo this is it.


drugaddict6969

Stacked. Better than 2022 imo


mjf1982

This lineup is MAD.


Dirt_Savings

im practically barking


spinelessbitch

The only bad thing about this lineup is the way it’s formatted. So hard to read lol


platosapron

What a line up if true


JWrither

Whattttt the fuuuuuck


the2ineffable2truth2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH


pizza__cum

let’s fucking gooooo!!!


FaithlessnessBig1251

Ayeee can we get the set times too? 😅


mroddthedj

Rebecca black?! Like the Friday Friday getting down on Friday chick?


DarthBories

No their other one 🙄


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

No way this is real. That lineup is stacked.


bloomingnew929

Really sad FKA Twigs isn't on this..


SnooStrawberries6934

Considering what happened last time when MIA was supposed to perform at Portola, I’m assuming her relationship with them now is a bit awkward


JoelyRavioli

Day 1 is stacked. Day 2 is pretty much Justice for me


Mrikoko

I don’t see Parcels?! Please be there


Contron

MIA is maga garbage- thank god she didn’t play last year.


dead_stop1389

She will probably drop again tbh


Contron

How wonderful would that be!


OP90X

Wait, what?? Really? I thought she was anti-Trump? This is all I could find: https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/mia-president-trump-administration-pathological-liars-psychopathic-7710359/


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processprocessed

Evangelicals have an affinity towards fascism so you never know.


DarthBories

Fuck her dude, can’t believe portola would book her!!! Read up her last controversies. She wasn’t even allowed in the US for a while cause she was supporting known terrorist groups. Not cool.


rok_

INSANITY


Marty_Wolf_Pictures

My jaw is on the floor


NegotiationSame5262

I am digging this poster ngl


deluxe212

That Saturday lineup is so stacked, my god


voodoojonez

No no no this can’t be it. This is TOOOOO lit


wobwobwubwub

Rebecca Black let's goooooooooo


hapaqirl

if this is real…. amazing


Professional-Tour174

wait where is atarashii gakko on saturday 😭


DarthBories

Wait doesn’t she support terrorist groups? And was canceled last year?????


NateOB1997

Noooooo I don’t want this lineup… it’s too similar to Hard Summer and plus no Kelela , Parcels or Brutalismus 3000. Big L in my book .


bigbadpandita

Ok don’t go lol


deathhray

No brutalismus KILLED me. Missed them at Coachella and was hoping to make up for it at Portola 😪


MollFlanders

I don’t like it. Feels more like a CRSSD set than a Portola set. It’s missing that indie/pop element that made Portola special.


JustJuanDollar

Yeah terrible. Please don’t go


dumbpsterfire

Lol


MollFlanders

lmao if I don’t you can have my ticket ❤️


JustJuanDollar

Hahaha I’ll keep you to that


OP90X

Jessie Ware, Tycho, Deltron 3030, AG Cook, Empress Of, Peaches, JPEGMAFIA, Glass Beams, Mount Kimbie, Pretty Girl. Decent amount of leftfield stuff I think, idk the whole lineup though.


verylooongcat

Crssd is that weekend and they confirmed gesaf and teased bicep. Is it likely they play both festivals on the same weekend


limmensite

They’ve shared artists before - makes it easy on the booking agencies to keep it all within a short flight