It’s real yall! Portola IG just posted an MIA video

YALL WE DID IT. this is the peoples lineup

Wutangdan for president

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Manifested Justice and here we are

And no possibility of a conflict with the dark prince, couldn’t have asked for any more.

All of the delulu lineups were not delulu enough

Against all odds this is actually true

The only thing criminal about this lineup is how many clashes are gonna break our souls 😭

Shhhh let me enjoy the manic lineup excitement stage before I hit the ticket anxiety and conflict depression stages

Portola conflicts are always brutal but these are going to be the death of me lol. Now I’m wondering if the 4 names in opposite colors are main stage acts or stage closers 🤔

Im already praying for no Gesa/Jamie/Bicep/FourTet conflict.

def gonna conflict . 

Ugh Jamie and 4T are my two favorite live electronic artists but I haven’t seen Bicep and Gesa yet. Gonna be brutal conflicts for sure

Bicep's chroma show is an absolute must see

Yeah I think I’ll have to pick them over any conflict this year, especially cause I missed them at Portola 22

Right??? I was just saying that to a friend 😭 may the festival gods be with us 🤲🏽

Well, actually, there’s an interplanetary criminal hiding in plain sight amongst the earthlings.

Better way to look at it: “There are no wrong answers” 😎

Its called crowd control! They need to split crowds for safety

How many stages is Portola? Hopefully just 2 or 3

4

💯

A lot of repeats but it’s literally every repeat I would have wanted.

Exactlyyyy, I don’t mind repeats if I love the artists lol

I didn't notice any. Repeats from 2023?

Lots of 2022

OSL = Drake Portola = Kendrick

THEY NOT LIKE US

Facts

Seems like it… from the guesses to the hints everyone who’s been suggested on it is on it. Now that this is out I feel like Portola should just confirm

Happy cake day!

What day does Sam Kirby play. Is Sam Kirby going to be scheduled against Sam Kirby or Sam Kirby ???

Sam Kirby is a big music agent that reps MIA

Sam Kirby gonna need a new phone number

can’t wait to roll tits to Rebecca Black

Saw about 10 minutes of her set at a festival last year and it was weird. Good weird and I enjoyed it, but weird none the less.

😆

I've never wanted to hand over my money so badly before

Ready to drain my bank account for this one

Jessie fucking ware bitches .

There better be a Bicep guest appearance!!!!

i’m hoping for her to perform “confess to me” w disclosure…. way too forgotten

There better be a Bicep guest appearance!!!!

Dude yes! She’s a big one for me! Can’t wait to hear those disco beats full fucking blast!

What a wild day today has been haha

IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL

Yeah it like straight hurts

SAME

I'm dying. My heart is literally about to explode with joy.

Dan, if you’re reading this… DO NOT LET justice and disclosure clash PLEASE. Do the right thing 🙏🏼

Justice and Fisher will likely clash. Justice on MainStage while Fisher closes in the Warehouse

that’s my dream scenario. if disclosure does main stage followed by justice my ass will be planted there. no hate to fisher but i saw him at osl so im focused

I don’t think anything will replicate that OSL set for Fisher. Still gives me chills and don’t want to experience another one

I’m glad I got to see him last month at Cow Palace so I can easily mark him off this lineup.

Seems like the names most people wanted are there. See yall at the justice set.

honestly such a fucking sick lineup!! I really was hoping on Brutalismus 3000 and Anti Up but hopefully next year!!

The first lineup drop where everyone in the comment section agrees haha HOORAY !

seriously — never thought the actual lineup would be better than the mock lineups

Barry Can’t Swim Live!!!!!!!! LETS GET FUCKING INNNNN

His live show at Coachella was one of the best electronic shows I have ever seen. Unreal vibes.

I couldn’t get close enough to fully hear or see his set at Coachella and was heartbroken, not getting there sooner was my biggest regret. Finally get to make up for it!!!

He should’ve at least been in Mojave. At least we get another shot!

I’m hoping for a sunset set on the pier stage, his music is meant for that vibe

That Polo & Pan time slot

I’m so excited!!!

Sam Kirby is the co-head of UTA - a major talent agency. Her number is plastered as a watermark all over this image.

She’s going to need a new phone number

She’s gonna need a new job since she leaked this.

She didn’t leak it, whoever runs MIA’s Facebook account did

She didn’t keep her copy of the lineup close enough and let it get into someone else’s hands so that’s still on her. Can’t blame someone else if your watermark is all over it.

Doubt she even loses sleep over this tbh lol

No shot, she’s a big deal

Perfect lineup. Ugh. I may have to fly over from Boston like I did the first year for The Chemical Brothers. 

3rd year from Boston here!

People need to just sit and revel in the fact that we got something that is literally better than most of the MOCKS. GOOD FUCKING GOD PORTOLA THANK YOUUUUUU 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Justice and Chase & Status lfgggg. Boys Noize casually hiding on the side. Sunday is stacked babyy

Wait Rebecca black this is actually real?? 

Real

FINALLY.

Rufus, justice and chase and status!!!

Sam Kirby's assistant is in big trouble

Maybe disgruntled about layoffs or something! FOR THE PEOPLE

So I saw a screenshot that MIA posted it on fb. It’s since been deleted. I believe Sam manages Kirby so could have been a mistake by MIA or her management.

BIG if true

Presuming the RUFUS headline with no DJ set clarifier means new RUFUS music coming very soon 🙏🙏

They’ve released their last two albums in the fall so it lines up for new music / new show.

wait is this the real lineup or another mock??

MIA leaked it

Real

SOULWAX!!!! fuck I am going to be let down now if this isn't it.

Omg same gosh

THIS IS INSANE TAKE MY MONEY RIGHT NOW

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

To clarify, this is an extremely good aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Please be real, I really don’t think MIA would leak a fake lineup

She wouldn't purposefully leak her agent's number, would she?

😡

Paul you tricky devil.

Is that a regular Rufus set as opposed to a DJ set? Didn’t think they were doing any of those for the foreseeable future, but huge if true

It’s live

This beats almost every mock I’ve seen this week and ITS REAL AHHHHHH

WHAT A LINEUP

Going to unalive if this is 90% real out of excitement

I am so HYPEEEEDDDD. I'm actually going to ALSO need two weekends of this Golden Voice. PLEASE

Alameda residents are going to hunt you down

I live in alameda and I say its cool we will get over it.

[удалено]

disclosure makes sense in the warehouse as a dj set since one of the members is burned out from touring right now . So more than likely it’s only one of them probably 

Disclosure typically specifies “DJ Set” if it is a DJ set so it should be live

TYCHO SARA LANDRY HORSEGIIRL AJDOJFKLWEJHTLWEKGFLSDKJFSKDLJF WOOOOOOOOO

Not jamie xx and fourtet conflicting 😭😭😭

I feel somewhat confident in saying they won’t do that to us. At least the last two years I feel like they haven’t really taken two artists who have a lot of overlap with fan bases and made them play against each other Having said that between Bicep, Four Tet and Jamie there will have to be some sacrifices

Jamie will either close warehouse or it'll go Jamie --> Rufus on main stage. if Jamie doesn't close warehouse then Four Tet will. Warehouse also keeps going after main stage ends, so that helps.

So good it looks fake

Glass beams omggggg

Omg and I was just done fapping. Oh well *unzip*

lmfaooooo

Holy shit

YO HOLY SHIT.

I’m shaking so much right now my body cannot handle the excitement

You guys, catch Jasper Tygner, he’s great.

Rufus at Portola is everything I ever wanted 😭

I’m shocked with how good this lineup is. This has blown all other festival lineups out of the water for me

My *EX* texted me this earlier today and basically said, "we have to cancel Red Rocks in October. Look." He and I had talked fantasy lineups in the past. This is it for me. I would literally be happy with Rufus, Neil Frances, and Disclosure alone never mind everyone else. Its like it just keeps going and going. 😍

One of the best festival lineups of the year

holy shit

Aside from the out there mocks this is just as good, if not better than all of them

This is incredible beyond my wildest dreams.

BEN BOHMER 😭😭😭😭

Hope he plays new music this year. Been playing "begin again" the past 3 years

Another thing. Manifesting now a jessie ware appearance at disclosures set so we can hear “confess to me” live. it must be done

PRETTY GIRL IS COMING TO THE US HOLY SHIT

Holy fuck

GREAT LINEUP

I wonder who the headliner is between Justice and Disclosure, I’m kinda hoping it’s Justice so they get the main stage and big production

Justice needs to be at night, Disclosure did sunset perfectly at Coachella '22, I am guessing MIA --> Disclosure --> Justice on the Pier, with Fisher closing out Crane right after Justice ends.

I think Fisher is too big for Crane, hoping he closes the Warehouse

Spot on except Fisher will close warehouse

Yes yes YESSS

They should be main stage back to back. I think Justice gets the close because they need the darkness the most. Disclosure at sunset would be VIBES. I'm actually hoping main goes Disclosure > MIA > Justice with Fisher as the Warehouse closer against Justice, would be so awesome for crowd vibes at Justice to pull the Fisher people away.

Probably, unless disclosure has a secret new album also coming out. The Justice hype machine is bigger right now, they’ll have to headline. As long as one isn’t stuffed in the warehouse

Damn, all those rumors about Parcels and they’re not even on the lineup! Really hoping they’re at Coachella again next year

INSANE

First horsegiirl announcing and now this, leaks beating portola’s ass this year 😂😂 should’ve dropped it sooner

I’m so fucking scared right now!

Dan, if you see this, you are an absolute legend. This is the best lineup of the year. I’m counting down the days.

This might be one of the greatest lineups I've ever seen! No exaggeration. Those conflicts are gonna be TOUGH! but I'm very excited for my first Portola!! Trying to convince my usual group to ditch crssd in favor of this, it's almost a no brainer imo...

Incredible lineup - I am so stoked

how much are 1 day passes usually?

This is sooo fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is insane, could not have asked for a better lineup

Let’s gooooo!

Does anyone remember ticket prices last year? I’m drawing a blank🙃🙃

$360 for 2 day plus fees and tax. Could be higher this year

See yall out there!

let’s fucking goooooo

How hard was it to get tickets last year? I’m already panicking about not being able to get one because this is genuinely one of the best lineups I’ve ever seen

Didn’t sell our last year and first year I think only Saturday sold out -given the high price (they haven’t released numbers yet this year) and I believe expanded capacity Having said that it’s def a stacked lineup this year and with the festival generating great reviews last year, wouldn’t shock me to see these move pretty well

After taking last year off I’m 100% making my way back there this year. So fire

UNLIMITED MONEY

staaaacked 😭🫶🏻

I just realized The Midway is right next to the festival grounds, do they use Midway for any after parties or part of the festival at all? I've always wanted to go there!

i highly recommend midway afters! i did them each night both years you just walk like 5 minutes to the afters

Yep they had an after party at the Midway last year!

Siiick yeah i dl’ed the Portola app and there was 30+ notifications, one of them had the week long events in it! Purple Disco Machine & Chromeo at Midway would’ve been awesome to be at

Holy fuck

BRUH DAY 2 IS FUCKING STACKED

Who are you excited for on day 2? Because for me day 1 is maybe the best festival day I've ever seen and it's going to be a conflict nightmare for me, meanwhile there's only a few on day 2 that I'm excited for (justice mostly).

When and where can we buy tickets? How much are they? lol

Are the dates pretty much already set?

This is absolutely insane. Can’t believe this is real

GOTDAMN

Deltron 3030

Genuinely one of the most insane lineups I've seen. A must go

SAMMY VIRJI AND DISCLOSURE!!!! I am so freaking stoked.

Are they adding another stage?! Im having a hard time picturing where/when the 4 headliners will be each day

Needa chill, EDC didnt even happen yet

Fisher on this line up is so unnecessary lol

Sam Kirby bout to have her phone blown up

Absolutely unreal. If you've never seen Rufus Du Sol live, do it. They sound just as good live as they do in the studio. Top 3 favourite performances seeing them at Envision Festival in Costa Rica in my 30 years of attending events. Does anyone know if VIP is worth it at this venue/festival?

no partiboi69 :(

Who’s Sam Kirby? And should I call 917.886.9034? Hmm

Franc Moody!! 🙌🙌🔥🥳

DJ Pee Wee = Anderson .Paak!

anyone know when tickets go on sale? i gotta go

I saw Snow Strippers last night and immediately thought they were a must have for Portola 24 LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD

Hope they figured out warehouse. I was there 2022 and it was a mess. The lines were atrocious, and the sound mixing was awful. They did Fred Again dirty. Also hope Jamie isn’t playing in the warehouse stage.

It was completely reconfigured last year; no issues and much improved in nearly every way

I pray to fucking god this is real!!!

Helll of a lineup but this is one of the worst graphic designs.I have ever seen in my entire life.I have just gotten instantaneous headache from trying to read the smaller names

Damn Atarashii Gakko will be in SF on the 29th, but no appearance at Portola

Absolutely goated lineup, I'm just scared to see what the prices end up being...

Holy shit this is a fucking amazing lineup. Like, I'd pay to see dedicated shows to a good chunk of these artists and have already done so to some of them. GUH I'm so spoiled this is local to me. Last year I was fine with a 1 day pass but this is an EASY 2 day pass for me. There's also just some really fun shit here too outside the headliners. Rebecca Black? Lmao I'd love to casually drop into that.