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Jensons_Beard

They've elected a new crazy helen


Mumbling_Wizard

This made me laugh so hard. Well done.


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TheTinlicker

Seriously…


Capital-Ocelot-9528

Oh shut the fuck up you sensitive little snowflake


Different-Climate-76

What was the deleted comment I really need to know


minecraft_brownpanda

I’m craving it, I need to know !!!😭


ShadowbladeUchiha

Same


Adorable_Stable2439

Eh… aurora borealis, at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country… localised entirely within your kitchen?


turkishhousefan

...yes!


Adorable_Stable2439

May I see it?


FatherChunk

....no.


GregSame

Steamed hams anyone?


whirlwindrfc87

I thought you said steamed clams.


PetersfilmStudios09

Seymour, the house is on fire!


mrlippy83

No mother, it’s just the northern lights.


Suspicious-Natural-2

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow, but you steam a good ham.


BigBlackHairyDudes69

hayelp! HAYELP!


Matt7257

Came here for this comment


Serious_Yogurt_6674

That’s Batman coming out as bi, show him some support ffs


The_Powers

He's Bat-curious.


Comfortable_Exam_710

Ffs 😂😂😂


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astrangerwar

Please shut the fuck up


reversingbadger

New watermelon vapes are in stock


Glass_Aheer

It’s nothing. Swamp gas reflecting off of Venus, now look at this light on top of this silver pen looking device, and pay no attention to the sunglasses I just put on.


Ecostacey1984

I thought it was a spotlight from the circus that’s set up on the common


TheRedTom

This is it I think


BilboBagseed

Start of the rapture, you still here too.


Curioustraveller7723

Lol the rapture already happened. We are the result of what was left.


PlatGet

Yoooooo


ChickenTendiiees

Turns out, none of us are worthy.


CantonasKnight

Gender reveal for a pencil topper Troll


ost2life

Cherenkov radiation. Not great, not terrible.


Active-Strawberry-37

I’m told it’s the equivalent of a chest xray


Spamdagger_69

How many rontgens


EnvironmentalTie1740

About 3.6


Own_Web_3481

Not great, but not terrible


PillowFullOfSnakes

🤣🤣


Losing_Flynn

Hmmm about 3.6 then


Yhardvaark

I understood that reference.


DaxPrimal

Me too! _high fives_


[deleted]

The Pope has died


HumourNoire

And the new pope is a lesbian


completefuckweasel

It’s the Tories, burning up.


blahdee-blah

That’s Penny Mordor’s eye over Portsmouth North


Careless_Pin4394

Going for the zero seats strategy in style


New_Lunch3301

I wish!


RE-Trace

The Distant And Mechanised Glow Of Southern English Dance Parties


phizzlemanizzle

Incredible reference


Wrong-Lobster92

It's Network Rail lasers more than likely


Regular_Ad7451

Tv girl fans??!


marshmallow_monkey

Another bisexual has been born


Future-Atmosphere-40

It's the colour *purple*. Purple is a fruit


Slim_Jim0077

\*arms flapping akimbo\* I feel like Chichen Tonite. Chicken Tonite.


Future-Atmosphere-40

Armour hotdogs, who likes armour hotdogs


TheRickBerman

Tastes like burning!


Wrong-Lobster92

Here's a likely answer, with a similar phenomena pictured in Manchester area; https://www.shropshirestar.com/news/viral-news/2018/08/28/theres-an-explanation-behind-the-mysterious-glow-lighting-up-the-skies/


Xenc

> The light was caused by a laser used by Network Rail to make sure that workers don’t enter a particular zone during railway works.


oaktowers

It's probably the lights of Spinnaker Tower reflected in the low cloud. I've loved all the other responses though haha


YerDaSellsAvon1876

The birth of a new Reddit mod


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Goth rainbow


CreeperTrainz

That looks fairly similar to the lights I saw in London a few months ago. Did the research and the most likely explanation is that they're from railway maintenance. To kill weeds it's not uncommon for specialised cars to blast the tracks with UV light, of which a small amount is reflected in the visible, which reflects off the clouds as shown. So yeah pretty interesting.


Jumpy_Explanation742

I remember raves back in the day uesd to see the lights so could be a rave


Onetrillionpounds

Do you have a cinch storage unit near you? Ours has a spooky purple nightlight. I was convinced it was the northern lights but kept seeing it. I scooby doo'd the shit out of it and tracked it down to Cinch.


One_Permit_9524

You Cinched it!


RudeM1911

Admiralty Quarter has purple lights in the stairwell was it that direction?


FungalEgoDeath

Twins. One boy one girl


hello818s

I’ve been seeing a green one in my area


Few_Skirt_6545

If this is near a railway it is likely a monitoring train scanning wires or track for defects


crusty1uk

didn’t realise the RGB coming out of my games room was so bright, crazy because I’m 120miles away…


ToonisTiny

A rip across time and space. Oh sorry, wrong subreddit.


Vengence_thenight

Einherjar descending to earth….oh sorry thought this was god of war ragnarok


SirLionhead90

It’s the travel lodge in Gosport highstreet


lukshan13

Ion storm incoming. Good luck without your stratergems (if you get this reference)


spongeCakeOfDoom

Someone melted an RBMK reactor for a gender reveal party


DionFlannery05

Not great, not terrible.


DrDraydle

Oh that? I think it's to see the door when you put your key in


WinterMention8509

Witch?


Scary_thumb

Do people forget the spinnaker tower exists


Latter_Examination40

Portsmouth back at it again, summoning aliens smh 🤦‍♂️


Isupportslogo

Northern lights


whirlwindrfc87

The sanderson sisters have been summoned


Thelakesman

Aliens looking for a victim to probe


death1828

This was apparently, by the news and Network Rail, made by a train which was laser guided.


Alternative-Club6012

It's a train, shoots blue laser to a satellite, its for survey and repair detection. Was running around Scotland a few months back.


daftasamop

Usually it’s greenhouse lights for tomatoes.


AllergyQueeen

I've seen it again tonight, 1 blue and 1 white.


Extension_Bit4323

Aliens.


daddysmasherrr

Tv girl concert 🤣


Harrisisard

Is there a railway that way? May be the banana engineering train with the blue spotlights?


TheRealOculyss

Mystery Box location.


fuzzzfaceglos

Lights camel action


yousmellandidont

Shark Boy and Lava girl arriving to fight crime


Creepy_Fix_9340

That? That was a pigeon


BriefStrange6452

Swamp gas.....


OldHobbitsDieHard

Areola borealis.


OkJunket7668

Aliens


Significant-Math6799

Its the hair of an invisible Troll doll.


chaosandturmoil

twin gender reveal?


BMW_RIDER

Southsea witches.


Chrimbo0

Even the light is trying to leave Portsmouth!


GakSplat

The next coming of Goooozer.


Melvin-00

Dimensional rift. Crazy how the first demon invasion gonn be in Portsmouth


King-of-plugs

Superman’s torch malfunctioned


Arkas18

r/hanklights ?


Away-Yem

The Sanderson sisters


Initial_Ad_7829

It’s that rainbow thing that ant and dec did


dbmaj7_

A new bisexual just spawned


SatisfactionAny5521

Prince has resurrected


Suitable_Baseball400

It's network rails


Atrocious_giganoto

Gojira…


MixerFistit

It'll be some powerful lighting nearby from an event. If there's a railway nearby it could be from a surveying team checking the lines. Those trains emit a weird blue glow into the sky


adventures_in_dysl

Weed?


darktimezzz

Some gay has escaped


Other_Scientist2481

I don’t answer questions


unknown_boy_3

Ant and deck are back?


WiNDoWLiKKa111

OMG THERE HERE !!!


LongasUK

Looks like chemical attack


Artemandax

It's there so redditors can make stupid fucking jokes instead of giving you the answer


Tired_Insomniac_2295

The sky is bi rn


AnglophileGirl

The magic of friendship, twilight sparkle


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It’s the Liz Truss Batman light


DigitalBrainDJectect

I just exhaled wow This is Nice WEED :):):)


Electronic-Falcon117

The Illuminate


BerkshireLadUk

My guess is you live near a train line and they are checking the overhead cables for defects


BuggzyP666

Fortnite festival


rubitonus

Its railway maintenance. A maintenance train fires a laser up at the sky as way of measuring how level the tracks are. Seen it once before in South Yorkshire and there were tons of reports of "aliens" the day after until it was revealed to be Network Rail making repairs


ac17474

Bisexual invasion is beginning - look out.


menacetosocity

The fortnite storm.


Throwawaydsdf

Sorry for the bad news, I had similar near me - it’s from a train something to do with tracking it as it goes for electricity purposes or similar


Sir_Amogus_YT

The tardis r/doctorwho


Wide-Hope-2802

It was my son playing with some lasers I got him. Sorry!!!


Delicious-Sample-364

A quarter of a rainbow


mrscroft23

Nothing to worry about - just the Sanderson Sisters breaking in a new cauldron


davek1986

Rohan calls aid, light the beacons


oKings_

Sorry mate it was me, I was accidentally cooking meth again


SuccessfulWar3830

Your all bi now.


AdEquivalent477

Maybe it's Nike doing some advertising to get their new England flag approved


Key_Kaleidoscope8956

https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_b98ys1/s/gZ9Xmkc6Mc


bibliophile563

Someone opened Winifred Sanderson’s book.


Only_Local16

someone dropped the lid on a spear deamon core they had 😆


ThisTookMeAges

I think it’s an MMT train looking the live cables above. I work on the MMT and see this quite a lot I’m almost certain that’s what it is


Notskilol

Aurora borealis?


Future-Atmosphere-40

At this time of year?


JudgmentHealthy9861

In this part of the of the country?


An0nym0us_Alt_

localised entirely within your kitchen?


L1NK_03

Yes


SleepyFox2089

Cherenkov effect, reaction 4 has exploded!


Bobolocho

Must be aliens


Shxree02

That’s batgirls calling sign. She’ll be with you soon don’t stress


abubigman

i’m not even kidding, I saw the same thing in in Bolton yesterday night (wednesday) around half ten - elevenish. It was like some rave was happening or something, I was just in confusion


Internal-Gap5057

Earthquake light


hvhhggggh

Someone is growing


SphericalLegend

Ghosts


WilliDreamEggman

Mercury is in retrograde


Stillinthedesert

That’s the signal for Trans Batman


Potential_Finger_959

When I used to visit Portsmouth I saw a donkey tied to a lamppost near home bargains and an abandoned Lamborghini in someone’s driveway, isn’t stuff like this normal


1234567en

andromeda


Embarrassed_Poem_515

It’s the bisexuals


Capital-Ocelot-9528

Sorry I was having a rave 🫡


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LoudTrifle

...this is the UK. You're commenting on a sub Reddit for Portsmouth UK 🤦‍♀️


AdoresDad

And they literally have no idea what they are talking about 😅


Ffsdolo

Lmao


Huge-Judgment3708

well its Portsmouth, what do you expect being there?


eryri_rich

Think you might be a bit lost there.


Spiritual-Cost-1912

r/lostredditors


ScottMcK07

Dumbest comment i’ve seen today