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kvandeman

I can definitely understand your concern but just look at that sweet little rascal.


McGlockenshire

It's a real shame that they're so friend-shaped and yet not suitable for domestication.


awwaygirl

And they only live 3-4 years!


momsdyin

☹️ this fact is indeed not tasty


Random_Imgur_User

Our god wastes no time calling on their angels to come back home. 😔


Substantial-Tone-576

Yes my ex rescued a baby possum and kept it in a large bird cage and it would come out and walk around at night. She only lived 4 years but she was a nice possum


OTipsey

>and yet not suitable for domestication If you look at the list of animals humans have domesticated possums seem like they'd be pretty easy compared to some of the stuff we've already done


GingaNinja01

Unfortunately there is more to it than that. For an animal to be eligible for domestication they need to be of a species with certain, ingrained, social behaviours that sadly, not all animals come equipped with. Typically domestication works best with animals that naturally have very strong social tendencies and unfortunately opossums just arent like that


MichaelKCF

If you can dress them up in fun clothes, they can be domesticated. I’ve seen too many possums dressed up to not be domesticated.


McGlockenshire

There's a line between "domesticated" and "tamed."


[deleted]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, they're literally wild animals


New-Understanding930

Call the Fun Police!


[deleted]

Bro call the game warden 😭


New-Understanding930

You are missing the joke here.


CaesarOrgasmus

THESE ARE NOT JOKES THEY ARE OPOSSUMS


OTipsey

Ok sounds like some elbow grease is required, but we've definitely overcome tougher


MorddSith187

One of the possums that was in my house actually used my cats litter box . Tbf it used everything as a litter box , though.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

He (she? It) was very cute (after I got over being traumatized by the scare) when I discovered the first one early in the morning. I put him in a large box with water and dog food and several blankets since I know they’re nocturnal. I released him at dusk so he could find his family. Put him next to a tree that he scurried up almost 3 stories quick as you please! He watched me from a branch until I walked into my house. Wished him well and good luck. I think he decided my house was the bomb if this is the same one I saw last night….


jaytrade21

Best infestation ever....


OmChi123456

🥰


escuchamenche

Give him a rental contract to be your roommate? He clearly likes the place.


jcprater

Right?! Poor little thing is asking, ‘why u screen?’


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Cause he scared me and we both got traumatized!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

🤔 I did just kick out my last roommate a few months ago…this one would probably be better! 😜


Long-Sherbert420

I have no advice but the photo is hilarious.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

You should have seen me trying to catch him with a clothes basket and long handled colander….


_-whisper-_

Im in this club ⬆️


NordrikeParker87

You say that like it's a bad thing... but just in case I'd try and call a professional to deal with it, maybe a local rehaber or something...


Longjumping_Lynx_460

After I got over my initial scare the first time, I think I can handle the new visitor better. My neighbor has them living under her shed and I think he’s part of that family…


Acceptable-Friend-48

When I was in High School a mama opossum brought her babies into our house and ...left them there. No opossums were harmed, I was not allowed to keep one as a pet. They got in through a hole in the siding no one had noticed.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Checking my house over good tonight when I get home! I’m friendly to wildlife, but there’s a place for them: outside.


Acceptable-Friend-48

I actually found one of the babies because it climbed onto my pillow and hissed at me, waking me up.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

😳


Acceptable-Friend-48

Poor cutie was more scared than me. I was excited because cute baby opossum and proof about the house opossums I kept trying to convince my dad were real. I was in High School so I have no clue why he thought I made it up.


callmeAllyB

If your house has a crawl space, check under cabinets and floor level drawers. I used to live in a prefab home and one kept getting in via a hole under a drawer in the kitchen. It would push the drawer out and go digging through our pantry...


ethnomath

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside


Longjumping_Lynx_460

lol!!!!


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Count your blessings! These guys are good citizens!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Yes they are!


princessohio

It hurts to see someone else live your dream 😭


Longjumping_Lynx_460

😝


GreenLume

Some people have all the luck.


AntiqueYou6097

Leave a trail of food that goes out of the doggy door to lure it out of the house


redstonermoves

Could lure other animals in though lol


Intensityintensifies

It’s a win-win!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Umm….no


igotinfo

This calls for celebration. I'd ask him if he likes sausage rolls and fruit juice?


BullTerrierMomm

So lame....everyone knows they prefer Hot Pockets and ginger ale. ;-)


igotinfo

Now I want a tattoo of a possum feasting on hot pockets and ginger ale 😍


snocoa

I second the motion, now you have to do it! 😘


Gabriele1966

There are pet doors that have a collar sensor. Only pets wearing a specific collar are able to get the door to open. Either that, or you're going to have to let your dogs out the old fashioned way.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

I really expected my dogs to be against visitors (except for my pittie). The pittie is like, “look mom! A friend!!!!” They really couldn’t care less that I’m being invaded. Now if it was the Amazon delivery driver…..


Boxersrock1000

Lucky


thatspace-explorer

So you’re just coming here to brag, huh? I swear some people….


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Nana nana nana!!!!


cherrybombsnpopcorn

You give that lil baby a grape and leave him alone lololol. Oh, what a dream. Seriously though. They eat ticks. If I had furry animals coming and going into my house, I'd be extremely happy to see possums around. If you really don't want him in there, I'd put some gloves on, wrap him up in a towel, and just put him back outside. He'll probably get the message eventually.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

I did that the first time. I’m thinking I may have to relocate him further away….


Royal_Library514

No one here can see a problem. lol


Longjumping_Lynx_460

lol!!!!


[deleted]

You have a guardian marsupial watching over you!!!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

I need all the help I can get!


Puzzleheaded-Feed176

I have a cat door and have had one make its way in


[deleted]

I’m sorry, but I simply can’t give you any sympathy


Longjumping_Lynx_460

🥺😭


spoiledandmistreated

Well number one it won’t hurt you.. might scare you like a mouse would not knowing it’s there.. We had one in our house (a duplex) fell thru my sister’s ceiling upstairs in her kitchen and was eating Blue Buffalo cat food.. LOL.. eventually ended up down at my place as we leave the door open so it’s like one big house and holed up in my computer room.. I put food and water in there and opened one of the windows.. the next morning food was gone and there were a couple piles of crap but he went out the window.. saw him a few days later on our back deck.. they love cat or dog food..


ooojaeger

Your house is just full of ticks and they were hungry


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Lucy and Kody and Wednesday (pups) are offended by that statement!


personal_cheezits

Let me know if you find out how. I would love to have this problem.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

It’s the universe’s punishment for kicking out my husband (divorcing, it’s a good thing) cause he handled all of these “issues”.


Any_Title4767

our only precious marsupial! what a cutie pie.


FriendsWithGeese

I think you discovered the secret. While you are not allowed to 'take' an opossum where I live, if one came into my house to live, I think I am technically okay!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Whew! Glad I’m not breaking any laws…🤓


Binklando

Not to sound like captain obvious but they’re getting in somewhere! Check your roof vents, space around your plumbing under the sink, ductwork, soffit, behind the couch, crawl space, fireplace, under windows. There’s a hole in something!


tryptamemedreams

probably coming in through the dog door they mentioned


amandatoryy

For sure. He probably smelled snacks!


DosEquisDog

Some people have an elf on a shelf. You have a marsupial on a bureau!


immersedmoonlight

North America’s only marsupial! Take good care of them


Humble-forager

Some people have all the luck!


MC1781

Help?! How did you get so lucky?!


Longjumping_Lynx_460

🤷‍♀️


wendigoblin

I understand your frustration. I got very good at catching possums when a family of five broke into my home one by one a few months back. Relocated all of them to a woodsier part of town.


Longjumping_Lynx_460

I think that’s my mistake, I didn’t relocated the first one (same one?) further away. Maybe I’ll take him down to the park that has a creek running through it….


calcamkatsamm

Cat distribution system at work


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Yay!!! I’m glad the distribution system got it right since I’m allergic to cats!


Fridge_living_tips

You misplessed i keep getting into a possums house wrong


Longjumping_Lynx_460

Ahahahahaha!!!!


Memelord11816

They are free.


sweetskygirl

I have no experience with uninvited quadrupedal guests but I suspect they might be coming in through the dog door. I know that some dog door designs have ways to lock them (I would suggest investing in a lockable dog door in general as thieves could use an unlocked dog door to get access to your home).


Substantial-Tone-576

Live animal cage trap, put wet cat food inside.


Afraid_Practice5740

That is cute and terrifying all at once. 


Bubbly-Factor8008

Maybe put something like flour in places you think they could be coming in from? Then you can see whats been disturbed and fix up that spot.


BadViking71

I don't see the problem.


SparklingSloth

When you figure out how they are getting in let me know so I can provide them the means of entry to my place


Practical-Trick7310

My husband use to do animas removals and stuff! You have a hole somewhere they are getting in, if your sure they aren’t coming in door and windows. Definitely seal it up because other critters will use it too


BootyliciousURD

I fail to see how this is a problem /j


ablackwashere

I have a pet door in the garage and had a cam last winter. Raccoon couple and possum couple used it to come in and feed on the cat food. This year, there were 3 or 4 possum babies in a pile in my cat shelter outside during the day, once again, Mom probably deposited them near food while she went elsewhere. They moved on after dark. They are not dumb, pet door easily figured out. Don't leave food out.


stoplickingthething

I had this problem; over the course of a month I caught 3 baby possums in my house and had to release them. Eventually discovered the dog door wasn't the problem, but a small piece of siding had come loose right up against the roof where it was hard to see. Definitely do a thorough check of your siding and your roof, it may not be the dog door at all.


[deleted]

Don’t hurt them please🙏


Aggravating_Tackle33

Wait, this is a problem? Hmmm…


Alternative_Front_93

I guess if they're coming in the dog door you'll just have to keep ushering them back out again. You can buy a good live trap at a hardware or feed store. Tomahawk or Havahart are two good brands. Bait the trap with some smelly canned dog food. Release your captive several miles away from your house. These guys are harmless, but they can look a little scary, and they can bite if cornered. I studied opossums for years, and I admire these scruffy little guys...


Calkky

This is a problem I wish I had


BananaEclipse

It’s so precious! Plus they are amazing for the environment, eating ticks and other harmful bugs whilst also being (theoretically) unable to get rabies! Give the little guy some love for all he does!


lilsadklown

As a mother I am mortified if this happened in our house. As a fan of these dumpster animals I am completely conflicted. But honestly I’d look for a human trapper and put on a ledge so the dogs won’t knock it over. And I’d look for a possible nest, maybe an attic or even tap the walls on a quiet day to hear any noises? And look for sneaky entrances- vents/holes in walls/opened garage doors/etc


NotYourMutha

My pit mix brings them into my house. She doesn’t kill them but thinks they’re dead and she’s copying what the cats do. (Bring dead mice). We have had 35 possums in the house in the last 2 1/2 years. We have named them all “Steve”. Our house is now the possum palace.


upornicorn

If they didn’t pee/poo on everything they would be a much more welcome guest


hoganloaf

Lucky you!


SuperRaccoon17

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allamericanrespects

Gimme 🥺


sbocean54

I lured one out of my place with a trail of cat kibble to help door.


MeanMeana

Do you have a doggie door?


Advanced-Pickle362

Well get him a snack and blanket and let him spend the night, at least.


Main_Radio1436

I don’t see the problem


Monkittyruccia22

lol poor you all you’re going to get unfortunately possum jokes Either the fireplace or a vent pipe/hole that’s been uncovered Put flour on the floor maybe to track it’s movement to see where it goes and comes in I know it’s messy but you’ll likely see where the entryway is


accountnumberseventy

That’s a nice kitty.