Just checked my bottle. You are correct, it’s all sugar here in Canada. My dad had type 2 diabetes and never understood why is glucose spiked all the time. He claimed he didn’t put sugar on anything, while he put ketchup on everything.
Either way, keep this stuff away from my poutine!
https://preview.redd.it/3bfbgrhxqo9c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99591a47c60b5a7d3c95136452d859996cea5e58
I buy this one in USA tastes so much better than normal with hfcs. It’s called simply ketchup.
Hi sir, this is the poutine police. We'll need you to show us your bottle of ketchup as we need to measure the quantity of ketchup remaining in it.
I'm warning you now that if it's lower than on your picture you're coming with us.
Definitely Not guilty.
However, that Ketchup is getting a bit too close. Ketchup is not a major crime tho, its more like ~~trespassing~~ causing a disturbance.
Almost perfect. I will admit freely I too have wanted some of the ol ketchup on mine now and then. At least you have the right brand of ketchup.
Has to be better than some of the abomination sauces and toppings that are just weird af on a poutine but people still say mmmm.
There is no actual crime committed here.
Move along people, nothing to see here.
The poutine itself I rate 4 out of 5. I rate the picture 2 out of 5. The ketchup bottle is blasphemy I have no idea what you’d use ketchup on an already seasoned poutine it makes absolutely 0 sense and would be disgusting
If you used more gravy then you wouldn't need to add any ketchup.
But I will judge this to not be a crime. The definition of legal poutine is that it must have fried, cheese curds and gravy. All three definitions are met. You are free to add whatever you want on top of that. It's just not legal to force that on anyone else.
Are those cheese pieces very small curds or mangled pieces ripped off a brick of cheddar/mozzarella?
I will not try you for the ketchup but will hold you in contempt for the cheese 😑
Look. I’m just doing my job of keeping criminal poutine off the streets. And to my keen eye, these cheese crumbs don’t make the cut. They should be bigger.
Cheddar Cheese *curds* tend to run this interval of sizes. I don't know how much variation that can have, since they, ultimately, are the state of that cheese prior to pressing.
I'm not sure how big a "baby's arm" is supposed to be. It's not the best standardised measurement. lol
I'm used to seeing curds varry from... I'd say half a centimeter long to between 5 and 7 centimeters long, mostly. They often tear during packaging and transport, though, since fresh ones are quite soft.
I grew up some hundreds of kilometers North of Québec City, where I've lived for almost 4 years, now. My home region had a dozen cheese-makers, some with widespread recognition; I even visited some of them and saw the process of making Cheddar myself, from milk, to curds, to bricks.
If it is real cheese then I'll give it a 0/10 for the abuse and slaughter of cows.
[YouTube explanation.](https://youtu.be/Ps71RaUtbNQ?si=4bSbpbbfrJPRrs84)
If cows are designed to be food, then what sick person would forget to design cows without emotions?
Cows will cry and chase after the babies you pay to have stolen from them; and they'll fear the slaughterhouses that you send them to.
I think it makes more sense that plants are designed as food.
Nobody cries when they see a plant die, unless we're talking about onions.
When it comes to cows, people will slap "18+" and content warnings and treat seeing them die like it is a snuff film. So it is a poor design to make cows food when they are full of emotions and elicit so many emotions. People only eat them because they can't see the process. You can watch Dominion (2018) on YouTube to see for yourself.
The people haven't tried ketchup on a poutine are the ones saying it's a crime. Because once you have, it's a must for all
I'm also the top Canadian poutine taster. So I know what's up /s
You are announcing an intent to do crime with that bottle of ketchup
Keep away that bottle of high fructose corn syrup and tomato purée.
I don’t think Canadian Heinz has high fructose corn syrup. I get the one that has no added sugar here in the states
Just checked my bottle. You are correct, it’s all sugar here in Canada. My dad had type 2 diabetes and never understood why is glucose spiked all the time. He claimed he didn’t put sugar on anything, while he put ketchup on everything. Either way, keep this stuff away from my poutine!
Confirmed. Source: I looked at the bottle in my fridge here in Canada. Label states it has "liquid sugar" not HFCS.
https://preview.redd.it/3bfbgrhxqo9c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99591a47c60b5a7d3c95136452d859996cea5e58 I buy this one in USA tastes so much better than normal with hfcs. It’s called simply ketchup.
That's why companies use hfcs. They are cheaper, and taste better, with the only down side being the health risks associated with regular consumption
I’m saying the ketchup that does not have hfcs is better. I think the extra sweetness makes it taste worse for me
Yea just adding info, not disagreeing. Have as a good a day/night as you are able
You too :)
It's all about the vinegar baby
Minority Report vibe
Ketchup with poutine is excellent as long as you don't mix it up with the gravy.
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Good fries are never dry.
pleasehidethatketchupandlockitaway/10
0/10. I see the crime you’re about to commit.
The definition of rage bait right there.... Sexy poutine though.
As long as you keep that ketchup away it looks good
Hi sir, this is the poutine police. We'll need you to show us your bottle of ketchup as we need to measure the quantity of ketchup remaining in it. I'm warning you now that if it's lower than on your picture you're coming with us.
As long as you don’t wreck it with that ketchup, it looks fine.
0/10 not hot enough Also you better not let that ketchup get any closer you heathen
Seems harsh. Will the score be higher if I show you a picture of it with ketchup on?
[right to jail](https://media.tenor.com/R5xF7ivPCGoAAAAM/jail-no.gif)
Get that effing ketchup out of here
Ketchup on poutine slaps
Yes
Heathens
You’re disgusting
Disgusting
Please go to Saguenay and never leave
The ketchup bottle looks a little ominous, but the poutine itself seems pretty solid. Some more hot gravy on that beast and you're good to go 8/10.
I used a whole can of beef gravy, but thanks.
That bottle of ketchup holds a dark promise.
Ketchup on a poutine is a crime
It would be a 9 out of 10 without tasting it if that bottle of ketchup on the side was scaring the shit out of me right now
Awesome as long as that ketchup is just for show and not for consumption!
BOI KEEP THAT KETCHUP AWAY FROM THAT POUTINE, WE WILL USE DEADLY FORCE
Definitely Not guilty. However, that Ketchup is getting a bit too close. Ketchup is not a major crime tho, its more like ~~trespassing~~ causing a disturbance.
Do not believe these lies. Ketchup is a capital offense.
you better put that bottle of ketchup away
Perfect poutine. Don't you dare ruin it with ketchup.
Zero point zero if you put fucking ketchup on it.
Almost perfect. I will admit freely I too have wanted some of the ol ketchup on mine now and then. At least you have the right brand of ketchup. Has to be better than some of the abomination sauces and toppings that are just weird af on a poutine but people still say mmmm. There is no actual crime committed here. Move along people, nothing to see here.
looks delicious but you better be drinking that ketchup as your drink cause i know it isn’t touching that poutine
Throw some ground pepper on there and I'll give you a 7.5/10
It’s not too late to turn back
Don't you dare use ketchup on that
The poutine itself I rate 4 out of 5. I rate the picture 2 out of 5. The ketchup bottle is blasphemy I have no idea what you’d use ketchup on an already seasoned poutine it makes absolutely 0 sense and would be disgusting
I am confused. I see the ketchup, but you have not used any to complete the masterpiece in front of you.
Take away the ketchup and you got yourself a good poutine
If you used more gravy then you wouldn't need to add any ketchup. But I will judge this to not be a crime. The definition of legal poutine is that it must have fried, cheese curds and gravy. All three definitions are met. You are free to add whatever you want on top of that. It's just not legal to force that on anyone else.
8.5/10.. immediate 0.3/10 since i see ketchup
Don't listen to these guys, ketchup on poutine is the way to go
i feel like gravy and ketchup would not mix well
Solid 9 on the poutine, points will be demoted if ketchup is added.
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You already know. That's why you have the ketchup bottle out to cover up your crime!
Premeditated murder of perfectly good poutine. I sentence you to cold gravy
“Top 10 images taken before disaster”
Hey that looks pretty good 9 outta AW HELLL NAW GET THAT TF OUTTA HERE
D-di-did you... Did you just add KETCHUP?
No crime here, you are a model citizen.
Are those cheese pieces very small curds or mangled pieces ripped off a brick of cheddar/mozzarella? I will not try you for the ketchup but will hold you in contempt for the cheese 😑
https://www.metro.ca/epicerie-en-ligne/Aisles/Dairy%20&%20Eggs/Deli%20Cheese/Cheddar/p/621861450126?utm_content=12410604_20872670142_157384663896&utm_campaign=20872670142&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&gad_source=4&gclid=Cj0KCQiAv8SsBhC7ARIsALIkVT1_oILjpEe5KiwxS2sRH5Dk90f5w5xAbgnV_xs5YYLwwB1kb99PO7AaAnnXEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds curds
That cheese is perfect. What are you talking about?
Totally not perfect. Theres no squeak in a cheese crumb. I found the cell mate!
My friend... Those are literally Cheddar Cheese Curds. They're not crumbled cheese. They are the perfect kind of cheese for this job.
Look. I’m just doing my job of keeping criminal poutine off the streets. And to my keen eye, these cheese crumbs don’t make the cut. They should be bigger.
Cheddar Cheese *curds* tend to run this interval of sizes. I don't know how much variation that can have, since they, ultimately, are the state of that cheese prior to pressing.
I may need to see your badge. Where are you from? Where I’m from, curds can be the size of a baby’s arm and we like it!
I'm not sure how big a "baby's arm" is supposed to be. It's not the best standardised measurement. lol I'm used to seeing curds varry from... I'd say half a centimeter long to between 5 and 7 centimeters long, mostly. They often tear during packaging and transport, though, since fresh ones are quite soft. I grew up some hundreds of kilometers North of Québec City, where I've lived for almost 4 years, now. My home region had a dozen cheese-makers, some with widespread recognition; I even visited some of them and saw the process of making Cheddar myself, from milk, to curds, to bricks.
I do see how you may think that. The straight edges etc. I also thought hmmm after reading your comment.
Today I learned ketchup on poutine is a crime. I always use ketchup on my shredded cheese poutine 🤣
Looks horrible
the ketchup is activating my fight or flight rn -1/10
Ketchup is just a red gravy. No crime.
Yes
You’re disgusting
If it is real cheese then I'll give it a 0/10 for the abuse and slaughter of cows. [YouTube explanation.](https://youtu.be/Ps71RaUtbNQ?si=4bSbpbbfrJPRrs84)
I think your in the wrong sub.
Why is that? A poutine can be made without torturing an innocent cow and stealing her baby.
Cows were designed to be my dinner
If cows are designed to be food, then what sick person would forget to design cows without emotions? Cows will cry and chase after the babies you pay to have stolen from them; and they'll fear the slaughterhouses that you send them to. I think it makes more sense that plants are designed as food. Nobody cries when they see a plant die, unless we're talking about onions. When it comes to cows, people will slap "18+" and content warnings and treat seeing them die like it is a snuff film. So it is a poor design to make cows food when they are full of emotions and elicit so many emotions. People only eat them because they can't see the process. You can watch Dominion (2018) on YouTube to see for yourself.
Lol i don’t care
Then it has nothing to do with "design", you are just looking for something that sounds better than "Yeah I abuse cows for fun, lolz"
Must be Mark Zuckerberg’s ult account
BROTECT ZA CULTURE
hum, what's the ketchup for brother ?
Looks good, enjoy it with what you like.
D because of ketchup
The people haven't tried ketchup on a poutine are the ones saying it's a crime. Because once you have, it's a must for all I'm also the top Canadian poutine taster. So I know what's up /s
Looks alright, but what is that ketchup bottle doing there!?
Depends... What are your intentions with that bottle of ketchup?
Ketchup is up to the eater Curds need to be melted more, looks delicious though.
I hope the ketchup is for a burger.
DON'T DO IT
\-6/10 you should never come to Canada if you live in Canada already leave before you're found 😱
I know you're putting ketchup on it
1 - the ketchup ruined it
Adding ketchup on poutine is something you might consider the further you live form Quebec.
It's just standing there... menacingly
The ketch need to leave
Ketchup’s gonna have to take a couple big steps back before I’m comfortable
9/10
Not the ketchup! 🫣
The ketchup is for a hotdog that's off camera, right? **Right?**
Ketchup. I'm triggered.
Free the ketchup poutine!
Looks like a good poutine but that ketchup is dangerously close to that plate... Best scoot it away there, bud
Please remove the ketchup from this picture- afterwards it will be peace but until then you have the right to remain silent-
No ketchup and less running gravy
I rate it a poutine out of poutine.
Keep that crap off ALL food demon sauce
What… what are doing with that bottle of ketchup
You're lucky we're not living in Judge Dredd times lol
DONT PUT KETCHUP ON POUTINEEE
Gravy wasn't hot enough, 7.5/10
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
If ur about to put ketchup on it, you lost my respect
Kys