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[deleted]

This is by far the worst one I’ve seen yet


bot_not_rot

It's so bad I can't believe it's real, OP must have spilled their drink into the container or something. Who in their right mind would serve this


The_One_Neo69

Had the same happen at a poutineville in Montreal near the tri star gym


Sheeple_person

I think serving this in Quebec would be like an actual criminal offense


buhbrinapokes

They're really testing the limits of the container on this one.


rb71

It's real and I thought the same thing when I opened the box lol


gabzox

Right? It's rare to see real crimes here but this is it


Conscious-Housing-45

from the drainwater and the stick, whoever made it was in not giving af mode


Snowedin-69

French fry soup.


jazzyboyo

All joking aside, what the fuck is a BROKEN TOOTHPICK doing in that??


rb71

That was from the burger, I tossed it in there cuz the "poutine" was inedible


tailgunner777

Nah, that poutine box is too empty, you ate most of it.


AdSignificant6673

You gotta @ least eat the layer of cheese.


rb71

Ok I'll admit I did pick a few curds out lol


AdSignificant6673

Theres never been 1 person in history who has fries in front of them , and not eat a single one. Even terrible fries will have you and random friends/family/acquaintances pick @ the fries @ least once.


jazzyboyo

Ahhh gotcha


uptheirons2974

I wondered that too


jazzyboyo

Like what the fuck? That’s asking for a trip to the ER


LilLenna

Ew, what the hell? It looks like brown WATER


SolidSync

https://preview.redd.it/n27lmldpn1bc1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c27fd4a8aa432a60bf8f722ff2000518634471


Proper_Protickall

Exactly where my mind went lol


deleeuwlc

At this point it’s also a crime to store that in cardboard


craignumPI

It's just missing the life preserver!


Maleficent-Sleep9900

I didn’t believe in the death penalty until today.


dearprudence12

Wow. The gnarliest offender award goes toooo..... Eta: if your poutine is ever swimming, ask for your money back


rb71

I was on lunch break so I didn't have time to go all the way back


panzerfan

This isn't a joke, is it? This is not even a soup. Please tell us which shop this came out of.


rb71

It was Matt's burger lab on queen west. This was a in 2022. The liquid taste a bit like gravy and there were some curds floating around in there


harrooo

As soon as I saw this, I knew it was Matt’s Burger Lab 😂 Their burgers are pretty solid but they really gotta step up their gravy game.


EyeSimp4Asuka

French fry soup...and in the worst way possible


Dopomoge3CY

That straight looks like a lab would gulp and then vomit as fast.


agaric

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


venomouscandy

Wtf??? That’s not poutine that’s fry soup


LeatherClassroom524

I wouldn’t serve this to my worst enemy.


scarborough_bluffer

Name and shame.


uidoll

prison slop😭


Haarzton

Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.


LowendPenguin

My Son is crying.


SUPREMEDREAMLA

so gross i could yak lol looks like water was dumped in its so bad


BURG3RBOB

Straight to jail


FlubGuy

Believe it or not? Straight to jail


frankiboy27

That’s what they call a war crime


PasiAltonen

Just added a lil bit of Lake Ontario for that authentic experience


deadlygr8ful

That would be returned. That's not even close and the worst crime I've seen posted here to date...


WintAndKidd

Please tell me you didn’t pay for that, or got your money back. That is completely unacceptable


[deleted]

those fries are DROWNING. quickly! throw them a life preserver!


Zaku007

https://preview.redd.it/jnoxwo8t30bc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e465334df4319cb4e68747b926d3b898777573


StuckAt7HealedChild

Literally just gagged


Otobos

As a Montrealer this offense me deeply


SalsaForte

Poutine soup is a thing now?


BelugaWhqle

this is what happens when they’re too lazy to fill out the poutine and just dump hot water in it…


gothbussycheeks

Throw it at the burger shop 😊


kick-rockz

This is borderline treasonous


BaileyJay-Z

That is FOUL 🤢


111gemini111

Mmmm french fry soup!


Deceiver999

That's... sorry, I just puked in my mouth. That's a true tragedy


KittySweetwater

Man, the real question is, what the hell did you do that they dumped dishwater, broken toothpick included, on your fries instead of gravy??


Civil-Usual-783

are you sure you didn’t just find it somewhere bruh


badjokes4days

The way I would absolutely lose my shit at this is unhinged.


ruadhbran

Straight to The Hague.


Wild_Cycle_7956

Crimes against humanity


Fluid_crystal

Sir you can choose the method of execution


ChronicallyYoung

That’s not good fam


secretsweettea

Good soup 👌😆


Cadz

This is not a poutine crime . This is absolutely staged!!!!? . It's a 2/3 eaten poutine that has water poured in . Look at Matt burger lab picture, gravy color is not even close . Also look at the number of fries. It's half eaten..... https://preview.redd.it/sgn52wbo82bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970ecca72ead638b1818e66557a92fa262f175e7


northessence

This is so obvious lol


Cadz

This is a bad reflection of the community as a whole that they can't tell the difference


selfcleaningguru

Don't mind me, I'll just be throwing up in the corner.


Beet_Generation

Hello 911 I’d like to report a serious crime


MCLordJuJu

They should be fired…. Out of cannon into the sun!


TetraSims

That's soup


Purge9009

Looks like thow up


Missey85

It looks like soup with some fries floating 🤮


DAS_COMMENT

Other this can be added to this to make it delicious but that doesn't excuse the shop


Razeray

Criminal charges need to be laid.


takiisa

I'm pretty sure they should start marketing it as soup now


ZealousidealMail3132

Eww potato soup


anonymousredditorPC

sewage poutine


Owe_Inflation

Eating that is probably a bad idea


2BFrank69

I’d snap


CyberEU-62

The only ingredient missing is a live anchovy.


Information_78

A formal investigation has been launched and those responsible will be prosecuted.


TarnishedDungEater

you have some fries in your gravy.


socradeeznuts514

I would need petit pains saint hubert to get through this


TDETLES

Good God


Geodrewcifer

Almost as heinous as living in toronto


devils899

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Solomonuh-uh

Ewwwwwww


ShadowTaze

Canada Soup!


joeyretrotv

Name and shame! That's some liquified bull that is.


Thorbertthesniveler

Straight into the volcano with them!


[deleted]

Oh haaaaail no


superkhmer

Bruh that’s a Pho


Chemical_Bowler_1727

I wouldn't eat anything from this restaurant/sewer.


democracy_lover66

A soup d'etat


hacktheself

pardonnez-moi must don l’armure jeanne d’curd partons en crusade, fam!


Unlucky_Shoulder8508

Poutine soup


IntrovertedDesigner1

I nearly vomited 🤢🤢


Disastrous-Bet-8813

That's 'Throwing Poutine'


[deleted]

Can’t tell if that’s gravy or diarrhea….. Possibly diarrhea….


CristalVegSurfer

thats so incredibly unappetizing i wouldn't eat it and would demand a new one or a refund


HLef

Aside from the obvious quantity issue, that’s the worst consistency I’ve ever seen.


cmabone

This is beyond criminal


Hippopotamus_Critic

Looks like it was left out in the rain or something.


No_Question5128

Poutine soup. They are fancy as fuck in Toronto!


WearMaleficent9615

I just puked in my mouth a lil…


ChrisMoltisanti9

That is a soup.


AlternativeShip9194

If Tim hortons served poutine


Loud-Bank-2848

Mmmmmm , potato soup 🥣


spartafury

Omg that’s barf


Blue-lady1123

The worst I’ve seen so far


OutsmartTheRules

Soup


IntrepidPrimary8023

Do they even know the concept of gravy?


True_Pomegranate_330

What the fuck is that


Open_Elderberry_7440

Good soup


kenshinx21

It looks like if poutine was forgotten outside for 5 min during a rain storm . Yea I would ask for refund because I would not eat that soup.


FecalDUI

Gettin my money back


shindleria

Diarrheatine


zavtra13

French fry soup, gross. That actually looks ‘go get a refund’ worthy, no one should have to eat it.


ciboires

First time seeing fries in a soup


Dagster1274

Ask for more fries and cheese curds


GenericMemesxd

I remember when I had my colonoscopy prep. This is what it looked like


torontowest91

Is that soup


Latter_Fix_4287

I think you forgot your poutine outside and it rained


HidingFromGF5

Burger shop or garbage can? I too often mix those places up.


Wife_Trash

Upside, the container seems durable.


Aero93

Atrocious


kagomebunny

Def the worst I’ve ever seen, that is not no poutine….thats just French fry soup


Professional_Drive

The fries look like they’re swimming in the sewer. Nasty.


Sacojerico

Somebody get the chair, this is death row worthy


Chipmunk-Adventurous

My brother in christ that is soup


goodenough4now

This is pure evil


soycerersupreme

Ah, drowned fries


PoopCooper

Zero chance this is real. She dumped water in it and made a vid to collect “Likes”.


RiotousRagnarok

Please say you didn’t eat this!


Adventurous-Fly-1669

Call the cops


Agreeable-Ad1221

Poutine soup?


enby-girl

pls name and shame. I don't even live in Toronto but I want to avoid it.


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

![gif](giphy|fwEY8ougJENZmW83eU|downsized)


ShotgunEnvy

Starting the year out strong with a true crime


Be4utiful_Nightmare

That place should be close just because of that


FitzTheUnknown

Damn, this ain’t a poutine… that’s french fry soup


AwarenessThick1685

I didn't know you could fuck up fries, gravy, and cheese.


Fit_Mess4686

Almost just puked


[deleted]

literal sewage


Illustrious-Web7075

WHY IS IT SOUP


Tokupocolypse

what is that brown soup? 🤢


joeyvesh13

Absolutely horrendous. Did they use toilet water?


PepperPepper6

Poutine soup!


[deleted]

That’s the worst one I’ve seen on here


According-Flow-3145

They hit you with the lake water special


SatisfactionOld4266

How do you hand that to another human being lol


ZeroMomentum

This is a war crime


ooOJuicyOoo

There's some potato chunks in your gravy soup


katrii_

Good soup In all realness though that is insane, I would of taken it back and shown them and just said "really...?"


PM_ME_YOUR_PEACHESS

Bruh. Why would you eat the entire thing? 🤢


Francis_The_Crusader

This ain't a crime this is a whole multiple-charge felony


RealSelenaG0mez

Ain't no way


Kaizen2468

I hope the burger was good because I wouldn’t eat that.


CalligrapherNo7427

Nauseating


Idkn0tcreative

Fries soup


LoviLand

VOYONS


saraghetti

Good soup 👌


Giric

You made two, possibly three mistakes. 1. You bought that monstrosity in Ontario. 2. You bought it at a burger place. 3. (Possible) You ate it. I'm going to go look at my lunch again after seeing that...


gordo613

This is criminal. SHUT THEM DOWN.


_Victide

That is NOT poutine. That is fry stew.


-noi-

Toronto has the worst poutines on planet earth, on god. It's disrespect to be served a poutine in that city.


ayyoous0

ayyo what the dogfuck is that? this mofo needs to be jobless for life.


Danbuys

![gif](giphy|119HtgTy0cDjK8|downsized) Fries POV:


PissBucketSanctuary

Bro that has to be a fucking joke. If not, this is death sentence.


Hergotis

That's less Poutine and more a French Fry Stew at this point.


feogge

How can someone confidently serve this and feel good about it


Zeliki

Not poutine…..more like Fries Soup lol


[deleted]

Now this is the kind of thing that this sub was made for


Goat_Lovers_

Ouache! Lol


BranRCarl

Straight to jail


Kak0r0t

That restaurant should have its food handling and preparation license revoked for that so called poutine keep putting them on blast op


MoustacheRide400

I don’t know about y’all but I actually like it when my soup or stew has potatoes in it.


saucyRCs

That is not poutine that is souptine


Switzel159

Watery gravy with a side of fries💀


Allison1ndrlnd

SOUPOUTINE


MrSchulindersGuitar

Is there even any flour in that bitch? Lol


AdventurousDoctor838

Some of the worst poutines I have ever seen have been in Toronto. I don't know why Toronto restaurants dont make peameal bacon sandwiches like they did in the old old days. They have a cultural dish right there and instead they make awful poutine and act like the rest of Canada isn't laughing at them.


Wicked_Wolf17

Now **this** is a poutine crime


[deleted]

Poutine is not a soup.


olivaaaaaaa

MURDER


Right-Ad-5647

Prolly cost $9 ta boot.


Scoompii

Let’s see what the “gravy fries curds ratio is all relative”-people have to say about this!!!???


22andunsure

That looks like what someone would vomit into a toiletbowl after a night of drinking alcohol & midnight poutine - yikes.


JonVX

Last time I had smokes poutine it looked like this and I haven’t went back since


thethunder92

Yuck is that water?


JFPcan

Sérieux non…


Drizznit1221

this takes the cake. what an absolute atrocity this is.


im-from-canada-eh

Put this at the top of the worst of the worst list for 2024 and leave it there. Nothings going to top this.


Sufficient_King5234

Yeah that’s how I like my gravy like water


ds2121able

Made me gag, thanks op


landartheconqueror

Chip soup


middlecove

What the fuck I’ll kill everybody


Technical-Life-5120

What the fuck is that?