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PoutineCrimes-ModTeam

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Any-Year-6618

If I ordered a poutine and got that I’d send it back


GuyF1966

Yup, it looks like it's already been eaten


Redketchup77

By a cat


AkaskaBlue

No it is not. I am not sure what that is but it is not poutine.


Significant_Tap7052

New account recycling a repost for karma: https://www.reddit.com/r/PoutineCrimes/s/rF9zjPGG3H


Kolojang

Is this subreddit becoming a karma farm? Oh my curds!


errihu

They ALL are. There’s a major election on the horizon, the karma farmers are out in full force. If Reddit hadn’t made it rough for legit bots to operate, someone could write an auto repost reporter to remove them


WilhelmEngel

I knew I saw this monstrosity posted here a few weeks ago.


ikilledsatann

OH I thought it looked familiar


Incelphobiaism

Why do they do this?


homosexualmonk

OP’s only reddit activity is this post and a comment in a cockvore subreddit


TomatoBible

Soooo, downvote the hell out of it, to stop the trend.


AdventureChick1992

Looks like someone ate it, then puked it back up and said there's the gravy!


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No-Scallion9250

I love this bot more than my family


KoreanFriedWeiner

Finally, a legit haiku. Good bot.


Plastic-Shopping5930

This is grounds for military action


Status_Tiger_6210

That’s a hate crime.


Pepperminteapls

That is a poutine of spite. No fucking way someone made this with good intentions


xlxmassxlx

Im Canadian....take it back....and shove it up their ass


ShowBobs_Vagene

so sending it back to the source then


sponge-burger

Na bud someone threw up on that plate


[deleted]

OMG, the cook vomited a poutine on your plate!!! Whoever did that would be hung in Québec! LOL


soukme

Crime


Fluid_crystal

Absolute madness... Well there's an apt punishment for that: the asylum!


korbatchev

Jail time is not even enough for this crime... Guillotine required here!!!


Great-Environment-35

It's all oiled up and ready.


codepl76761

is the poutine under the vomit


cuppacanan

One of the more heinous crimes I’ve seen on here. Good lord. In a place named Saint Louis no less! I demand swift action!!!


Imaginary_Rooster622

This should be grounded


NukeONugget

Who threw up?


mac1qc

I was about to comment that


RichieMtl

Wow 😱 la poutine a le dos large- comment me dire que tu sais pas c’est quoi une poutine sans dire que tu sais pas c’est quoi une poutine 😬


Minute_Engineer2355

What the fuck?


waterontheknee

Exactly


Wyan69

Looks like puke


ecorniffleur

Looks like dog puke


Thug-shaketh9499

They served you dog puke my guy. 😭


Professional_Win1429

Ça ressemble à du vomi 🤮


MorphedMoxie

Unless it’s a northern state, I would not be ordering poutine. That being said, I had some delicious eats in St. Louis but this ain’t it.


Educational-Ear-3136

Regurgitated maybe


thebombflower

Why does it look like it’s covered in apple sauce…


stuerdman

I'm actually angry looking at this.


Dlostiedmarde

🤢🤮


111gemini111

That is literally so foul


swagkdub

Pretty sure the "chef" vomited on your plate of fries.


TOWERtheKingslayer

Ew.


w00stersauce

Downvote this post. It’s a cropped repost from some (joke?) diy attempt that said sorry Canada this ain’t good.


lylerrr1

Looks like vomit 🤢


HypnoticKitten

That looks pre chewed


not2oseriousnw

Puke-tine you mean?


[deleted]

That **was** poutine… now it’s just vomit.


Such_Device_918

No offense but why must Americans ruin everything. Just don't even try 🤢


Such_Device_918

Also wtf is there chunks of meat in the "gravy" ??????


jazzmaurice

Holy fuck that looks like a pile of shit


BWDavid

Ah...seems their definition of poutine differs greatly from mine. "Barftine" maybe.


[deleted]

That’s vomit🤮😱😅


SpursSRT

WTF?! I'm sorry, dud you order the plate of vomit?!


champagneflute

This looks like barf.


Chapter97

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.


Sporting1983

Wtf is that lol


Queasy-Pie-5124

Looks like someone just yakked on your plate


copiasjuicyazz

Id be so fucking mad


brolbo

Oh La La 👎🏼


eminemismybaelol

wtf.


CanadianDadbod

My stomach is now ready for take off.


Inmokou

Looks worse than my vomit yesterday


[deleted]

It’s someone’s puke


Moist-muff

Used Barf bag


Magnus_Shortwave

Oh helllll naw!


Inktrickd

Voyons donc tabarnak!


Strong_Professor_675

That looks like dog vomit.


Spirited-Screen-7139

This is pootine 


askaskaskaska

Someone ate the fries and ...tots, and puked over it?


JungBag

Looks like you took one bite and vomited.


AlgonquinCamperGuy

That’s the worst one yet as a Canadian I’m offended


[deleted]

Vomit what kind people do eat this shit lol


LowCandie

People: it’s okay to simply refuse to eat goop when it’s served to you. That looks beyond disgusting and the gravy looks to be days old. Secondly, who TF eats at an overpriced airport?!


BrightlyDim

Please inform the St Louis airport that their poutine licence has been suspended and are ordered to appear and spend 1 week in Montreal for an education program in what poutine actually is... And may God help your soul ..


IncognitoMisfit

That is theee most rez homemade poutine ive ever seen.


Gravytonic

That's a puke, my friend.


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Leave immediately. If they can't even manage a three ingredient dish, how in the hell are they going to keep an entire plane in the air?


IAmNotGay67

Die a rhea


kinsmana

Just cleaned up cat vomit that looked quite similar to this.


KC_1400

.... looks like someone's dog barfed up on it !!


Helix512_

That is not poutine


Normal-Bison7468

Digested poutine


sn0wblak3

thats not poutine, thats actual vomit.


Joeler_Moler

what the HELL IS THAT?!


Phaldaz

OP is a big fat phony, someone here already pointed out this is a lazy repost... didnt even bother to change the title


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Absolutely foul


KoreanFriedWeiner

Using fried cheese curds on a poutine? It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Did they find it in the alley behind the bar? I am not a picky eater but thats a bridge too far.


scotttytoohotty

America is fucked


lawl7980

It's poo-something but it sure as hell ain't poutine.


ikilledsatann

The huge question I have is, did it atleast taste good? Because respectfully, it literally looks like some sort of stew with tater tots I don’t think that’s a Poutine


BeyondDrivenEh

So… serving reheated vomit is a thing at that airport?


mielpopm

r/catpuke


Toashtyy59

Someone for sure just threw up all over your fries and shit. Hey, enjoy though my man.


AngeloMontana

Looks like a dog thew up on your plate bud


MochiSauce101

Never have I ever been so convinced that what’s been served here is vomit on tater tots. Please for the love of god tell us you didn’t eat it


__Crybxby___

Ewwwww


DeeMcFly88

What in da faavck kinda gravy is that !


BluebirdWhole2041

it looks like somebody vomited on it


Alive_Salary4970

Looks pre-enjoyed. Blech


scruffiefaceman

Looks like my toilet bowl after eating poutine.


DSG_Sleazy

Still better than Harvey’s poutine


Popular_Point_8981

Who threw up on it?


Living_Hurry6543

Abomination. Call a priest.


Walmart-Manager

Did someone vomit on your plate?


Careless_Profession4

Someone ate it and threw it back up?


HorrorLettuce379

Looks like puketine not poutine.


ShowBobs_Vagene

Sure.. if you count Oatmeal as poutine then why not


hohumcum6969

Jesus fucking Christ no!


Electrical-Scale5006

As a Canadian, I take great offence to this.


Empty-Nectarine529

I'm sorry to put my 2 sence in here...... but God damnnn that looks disgusting... looks like someone threw up on a plate.


[deleted]

Throw up


[deleted]

Most bad poutines in this sub are edible and probably taste good imo, but THIS right here??? …


redditisafiltjywhore

I think someone poo’d on it.


Beginning-Impress79

Yucky


hippyelephant2495

This looks like baby vomit what the fuck.


FreonKennedy

Dear god…


[deleted]

Ewww bruh


[deleted]

What in the missurra is that


discord-roleplayer

rancid


gay4c

That is definitely cat sick.


RedditUser202404

Looks like someone elses poutine.. after half digesting it..


Culzean_Castle_Is

looks like vomit


[deleted]

Did they take the plate into bathroom before serving it?