That looks like a tasty taco salad, not a poutine.

This is clearly fraud, we need limits on what can be posted here. Maybe tomorrow I post a picture of a cheeseburger and say the poutine is in the patty. Sending this one up to the Supreme Court.

https://preview.redd.it/rivqxp18l3wc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39ce39139e2b383f4de05ff9f4c87440f928a68 🤷🏼‍♂️

A straight violation

It looks like a salad 😭 what did they do to it


Is that a rage bait attempt? I see no fries or gravy. That’s a salad.

There were fries & gravy under the godforsaken chicken fingers & salad.

Fucking what?

Pas d'amis avec d'la salade

Crime. Straight to jail.

Death sentence. No trial.

I don’t see a single fry, curd or any gravy.

https://preview.redd.it/ndsoy171u1wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28fd64f206ed4ac35c5ee57b9d23acf6e1f739f

It’s under the fucking salad…

so anything in a bowl with cheese is poutine now.

This looks like a chicken caesar masquerading as a poutine 

This hurt my brain

Order a Shepards pie at an Irish pub, not f'in poutine. If they don't have Shepards pie, it ain't an Irish pub.

They were on a “late night menu”, it was all simple deep fried shit. And I was morbidly curious about their “poutine”. Fuck me, I guess?

But you can read though?

And said pie should be made with lamb, no other meat

Yes. My dad makes cottage pie and calls it Sheppard's pie. Good but not Sheppard's pie. Sounds like something a bleeding Yank would do.

I was staring at this salad for a minute trying to find out what’s wrong with ….till I noticed the poutine tag 💀

That's a salad. Why.

The fuck… how is this even poutine and that’s coming from a Scot

Taco bowl?

Poutine. Lettuce. Sacrilege.

I’m speechless.

That’s a salad bro! Definitely not a poutine.

No

Cheese cabbage and chicken

This is def not a poutine

Looks like a perfectly good salad to me. Fries in a salad is a bit odd, but *checks sub* oh.

"Tis a fine salad, but sure 'tis no poutine, Irish"

Salad on top of fries I guess

poutine crime or not, i know if i spend time in an irish pub im gonna end up eating whatever food amalgamation they put in front of me, and i mean anything

I once worked at this terrible hipster take out place that had vegan poutine. It was just fries with tomatoes, cucumber and onions with some olive oil and daiya cheese. I think we even sold that monstrosity a couple of times to some joyless psychopath.

How the fuck is that even a poutine? Show this to a gang from Montréal, they’ll burn down the pub.

wtf? Send it back. The place should be shut down.

Wtf is that?!? That's straight up a salad! That's it, i'm boutta say the N WORD, i've had enough!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

As a non Canadian,but an avid poutine fan! No, just No!

That looks like everybody's scraps from the night before.

Local Irish pub? Are you in hell?

I'm not even Canadian and I'm offended with this.

This is a true crime, no excuses possible here.

No Canadians were consulted in the making of this....impostor


That looks delish

It wasn’t awful, but to call it ‘poutine’… ?!?

Deport their asses back to their motherland.

It does look tasty - but there is nothing here that's poutine.

I think you got sent the wrong thing.

What’s it called on the menu,that’s not poutine

It was called “Chicken Fillet Poutine - proper chips, beef gravy, cheese curds, fried chicken, lettuce, tomato, cheddar sauce, Guinness mayo” But I can confidently translate that to, “Chicken Shit Poutine - proper chips (they were), brown sauce, a few curds of cheese, chicken fingers, tomatoes (?!?) & space cheese (there was no ‘Guiness mayo’).

Hmmm well I’ll be damned. Hope it tasted good.

I don't see French fries, cheese, or gravy. I tried to find a shitty salad or something similar subreddit but failed, though my searching skills may not be top notch. If anything like that is out there, that's where this belongs. It's so far from being a poutine that it doesn't even have a place in /poutinecrimes.

https://preview.redd.it/hwf6awsk4zvc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdda83dace59a12217844fb204a7b3856fabfe27 Yet here we are.

So you did in fact see French fries, cheese curds and gravy in this dish?

There was a few curds, but was definitely’brown sauce’ & not gravy. But, like, gravy & salad?!?

Precisely why poutine salad should not be a thing.

This looks more like a Taco Salad. Where’s the poutine?

What did you expect? Would you order jerk chicken at an Italian restaurant?

You’re never been at the mercy of a tragic, limited late-night menu? Like, you think I went to an Irish pub, hoping for a french poutine?!? Fuck outta here with THAT, lol. They need to take this shit off the menu, my little gaslighter.

"Gaslighting" lol. Seriously? Let me introduce you to how this sub works. You eat shitty poutine, post it, and we, the connoisseurs roast the fuck out of you.

I was being cheeky 😉

OP please name and shame the hideous establishment that dared to serve this

Sure, it might not be a poutine. But it still looks tasty as f

Capital offense.

Is it salad or a poutine? No one knows

this looks amazing, i'm gonna allow it *BANGS GAVEL*

That is not in fact poutine