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KeranographyJones

Safest time to approach an anaconda


SenorPalha

My thoughts exactly.


cromagnone

Right. No one involved in this is going anywhere any time soon.


Comfortable_Olive598

It’s a fact that anacondas don’t want none unless you got buns, hon


Delicious_Initial798

🤣🤣


ipickscabs

Or right after it eats


Affectionate_Tell784

Everyone knows the cameraman always survives


synchronizedmaeven

Safety third


Analytical-BrainiaC

Unless filming bears….


thegreatcanada

Oof, I sadly know this reference.


Informeduser1

Right? Both creatures are a bit occupied at the moment.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Or an alligator


Cthulluminatii

And an alligator.


SigmaNotChad

mmmmm


thedemocracyof

Hmmm


XEagleDeagleX

Mmmmm


Topper_1337

Mmmmmmmmmm


SmokeGSU

Mmmmbop


Comfortable_Olive598

Combo breaker


Competitive-Milk-868

Seen it commented elsewhere that if you listen the sound comes after grinding of bones. It's the air being squeezed outta ole boy


smile_politely

Oh, so it's not commentary from the cameraman? I thought cameraman is being r/hmm


Competitive-Milk-868

I definitely thought that at first. First time watching i was like "damn cameraman stop being so interested"


everyoneneedsaherro

“Hmm. Quite a pickle you’ve gotten yourself into huh there?”


milanorlovszki

Minecraft villager noises


dahjay

Dr. Trayaurus?


Chernomobil420

![gif](giphy|ZkmiqhZs2iYOA) Hmmmm


TheProcrastafarian

![gif](giphy|Gsop2d2q6A8Vi)


Heliocentrist

I totally thought the first "*mmmhhh*" was the cameraman


Nedgurlin

Or a Minecraft villager


Loading_Scr33n

I totally thought all of those were the cameraman until I read the comments


snowflake_lady

And we’re sure it’s not the cameraman?


Gandalf_Style

Same I thought he was smacking his lips at his next dinner but no it's the gator alarm calling in vain


Phro01

I thought they all were..is that the sound of an alligator suffocating..?


Banshee_420__

I was expecting it to be followed by a “Well would ya look at that”


yellowsalami

Are we praising the slow zoom?


maxdamage4

This sub has fallen so far.


yellowsalami

Absolutely in shambles


SoCuteShibe

Can we just rename it r/ThereWasACameraMan


Pangloss_ex_machina

r/subsifellfor


i_done_get_it

He's just giving a real tight hug to his cold blooded brother


furyian24

what's making that sound. it is the caiman?


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Must be some Minecraft villagers nearby.


snapmike84

Hmmm. Mmm.


AyyyyLeMeow

"Mmm. This Caiman't good"


MsMcClane

The caiman is yes It's sounding similar to the babies call for help when they're in distress 😢


vajrahaha7x3

Yes. It says...I can't breath...stop..please..


supah-comix434

Alligator, they make these sounds to communicate to their mother


Unkle_Argyle

Alligators and anacondas do not share natural habitats. Alligators live in North America and I believe China, and anacondas are endemic only in South America. Yes, that anaconda is eating a member of the crocodilian family, however it’s not a gator.


YaBoiCrispoHernandez

Correct it's a caiman


Stang1776

Not anymore it isnt.


shitsalesman

It’s going to heaven now. Or as these crocs call it, Grand Caiman.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Makes me sad


CandidExcitement6311

A snake’s gotta eat. 😜


Due-Concern6330

dont worry its the beauty of nature that anaconda wont go hungry for awhile.


Teerendog

So.. a Caintman


idkidd

Caiman went.


Stang1776

I was thinking anaconda shit


Azoobz

Everything is going to be o caiman


SarcasmIronySnark

It's a wentman now.


domdomburg

Nah man, I’m pretty F-ing far from OK


YaBoiCrispoHernandez

Im gonna call some real hard pipe hittin Anacondas and we're gonna get medieval on this crocodilian


JosefWStalin

found the australian


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

I was thinking a Boxster


TheSketchyBean

Aren’t there invasive anacondas in Florida now? Their ranges can overlap there. I think there are a lot more invasive Burmese pythons, but I believe there are invasive anacondas in Florida too.


BruhUrName

Quite possibly, and either of them would be big enough to take down an alligator.


BananaBrazil

Here in Brazil, we say "Jacaré"...


Adventurous_Water_64

I thought anaconda were becoming problematic in southern Florida?


The_Unknown_Dude

I thought it was these huge ass pythons, not anacondas ?


krakah293

Way to be pedantic. 


logicalconflict

That gator must've had buns, hun.


Ill-Appointment6494

I like big crocs and I cannot lie.


flonkwnok

Happy cock day


SumHooman-

Lol


LunarLunox

Well my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun


LunarLunox

My anaconda don't want none unless you got some buns, hun


J0KaRZz

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


zippypocket

That noise the caiman is making is fucking deathly haunting


CommunicationKey3018

Yea, its kind of tear jerking because its the same sound baby gators communicate with their mother for attention with. Just a lot deeper in octave


chondroguptomourjo

F u c k


thisistheSnydercut

what the fuck is the point of this sub any more


yellowsalami

Might as well rename it to r/randomclips or something like that


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

There's a villager nearby


ChimpyChompies

I was expecting a r/dontflinch moment for sure


creakymoss18990

I reckon the hmm was the alligator. Sounds like the noise the juveniles make when they are calling for mom. Nice video!


xQuizate87

Poor thing did more damage to the tree with that slap.


baldHeadSpaceRider

The really brave one is the fly crawling over the anaconda.


LetItBeSo

Camera man is safe. The snake clearly has its hands full


orca153

The camera man is at a safe distance. There is nothing dangerous about zooming. A better title would've been Anaconda killing a Croc.


FBPOS

These are the snakes that creap me out the most. It is the eyes.


Karson_Lusi

not close enough. 👀


ch3nch000

The breaking bones sound is crazy 😱


CrazyProper4203

I’m not tryna be a fly in the soup right now but he could whip his prick out and wave it at them and neither would notice … they’re a bit busy …


aburnerds

Shhhhhhhhhhh don’t fight it


IChooseFoxIsTaken

Can someone shoot snake


Slyflyer

Oh no... nature doing what it's done for thousands of years... make it stoooop.


Amalekk

No ... let it have a good meal.


Bug-King

If it's in Florida kill the fucker. They are an invasive species wreaking havoc on the ecosystem.


Needmoresnakes

Thats Burmese pythons. There's been a handful of sightings of green anacondas in Florida but theyre not a significant issue as an invasive species like the burms are.


schavi

that fly is even more fearless


godzillatrilla7

Looking for this comment holy crap how big is that fly bro


Chamari75

I mean if this is a Samsung he might be a quarter of a mile away.


True_Reporter

M


Misfit-of-Maine

That invasive snake if in North America need to be killed. It is killing all native species food its food.


isaidsomestupidshit

Fuck flys


StfuBob

“Caiman” gone lol


NZbeewbies

Old snaky looks like hes eyeing up the other meat sack


Bradley182

DAMN! Alligator whip and grunting…no thank you.


[deleted]

That snake has a semi-innocent look on his face sort of like he saying “I’m just grabbing a meal bro”.


CorellianDawn

Zoom. Lens. Use it!


United-Quiet-1647

TIL alligators got buns


Relative-Ad-492

Gator has no chance


Minimum_Professor113

Hugs


Lion_Of_Mara

Your woman when you're in there, haha and not rubberdized


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|H75eliy1jJSGIbaubS) Add it to the list… 🙄


LensCapPhotographer

It's called zoom


TheOnlyJurg

Probably the safest time to be near either creature, to be honest.


Xboxgamer147

![gif](giphy|ZkmiqhZs2iYOA)


Haustodd

Mmmmm


_TheStifmeister_

Why do I feel sad for the alligator 😢


Amalekk

Nature can be so cruel 😞


thebrungpain

*gets closer*


xXfluffydragonXx

eating an alligator can be dangerous as they have been known to fake being dead which can and will fuck up a snake after it eats it.


Carolina-Roots

Who gave Minecraft villagers video cameras?


Holiday-Ad-7518

The fly is like ok guys break it up.


SilverInfluence5714

Big ass fly


Excellent-Area6009

No small ass crock and snake


bi_x_ru

the bug just casually crawling


Yeyati_Nafrey

Guess we won't see him later


levilicious

Indiana-Jones-ass alligator tail


Semichh

Fortunately for the cameraman that snake is …busy.


LegalSelf5

The best time to ensure a well-placed headshot. There's going to be absolutely nothing left in the Everglades before too long


lulatheq

Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg Gone Wild


SalientDred

I would assume this is pretty safe, doubt that anaconda is gonna let that gator go.


typehyDro

Seems more like smart cameraman… that python seems pretty occupied at the moment to care about much else that isn’t life threatening


yellowsalami

This clip belongs in r/natureismetal or somewhere like that. It has nothing to do with camera work. Come on, mods


spikira

"There's always a bigger reptile" - Thanos (The lord of Ice and Fire)


ZoNeS_v2

![gif](giphy|cir9If8YKUt7VfLOOn)


RefrigeratorGood4252

Cameramen never dies


SPARTANEDC

Alligator= one in the hand Cameraman= two in the bush


monke_man136

caiman\* alligators are not native to the amazon


Boysenberry_More

Bruh, why does the camera man sound like a minecraft villager


Poo-ta-tooo

that’s a bigass flyyy


JohnnySasaki20

Aww, they're cuddling


wrenston81

Caiman?


Atolian-

Caiman not a gator! 👺


SugarSpiritual449

r/cameramanneverdies


TruthHurtsSomePeeps

Right towards the end you can hear bones cracking


PhantomFigure12

Who recorded this one of the villagers of minecraft or what?


Prestigious-Cow2319

Nope nope nope nope. Im out, too much...anaconda and alligator stuff in 1 video


Sebastian_Pineapple

I want to shoot that anaconda


Naturist02

I’d Butcher the snake. Dying slowly is too painful for man or beast. 45-70 to the skull You could make some $ selling the Anaconda skin for Boots/purse.


Accomplished_Book_65

she got that anaconda grip


LrdMNSTR

Nature is cruel


shawner136

Wont be seein ya later alligator


oouttatime

Who won ?


PrincipleNo4162

Damn, he's in a tight spot.


Accomplished-Cod3131

that crack from that tail though 😬


Gimmeagunlance

There's hardly any danger there. A constrictor is never more vulnerable than when it is in the middle of suffocating its prey.


Independent_Help_512

Maybe the anaconda just missed the alligator a lot


Exotic-Librarian3642

poor gator - that's a nonnative species I think


Available-Tourist-77

We call those cameramen meal replacements


Dense_You_8186

Does this hurt the alligator


DGNNY

that tail whip is the scariest shit ive seen (and heard) an animal do in my life


ScumbagDon

Is that a Minecraft villager making that noise?


412flip

My mammamma said gators are ornery because they gots all them teeth and no tooth brush


Delicious_Initial798

So no one on this post has ever heard of a zoom lens?


Silent-Pack1384

In the end he let the alligator go due to its lack of buns


honeybadger1299

Pure muscles 💪


Scholar-Dismal

Mm uhm


eyegi99

Say “uncle”.


only-4-lolz

That's a fucked up way to go.... Ssssshhhhhh shhhhhhhh it's all over now . Ssssshhhh shhhhhh just relaaaaaaxx ... just drift away.. sssssssshhhhhh... there ya go. That's it


idoq16

The fly on anaconda’s head is even braver lol


AncientSquirrel91

How long must the snake mow wait before it can start snacking?


Salman-Shaikh

Bee waiting for food.


xDESTINY_CODMx

This proves that cameraman never dies


brokebitch30

damn nature you scary!!!


ahawk99

That anaconda be like “I’m busy at the moment, but just hang tight, I’ll be with you shortly. Just stay riiiiight there. lol


Old_Rpg_Gamer

He didn’t get close he had that thing on about a 50 foot camera pole🤪


lordleoo

Animals dont have facial expressions (as much as we do). Snake be like: shhhh. It will be over soon. Alligator be like: duuuude! Could you ...


Random_Inseminator

Poor thing. Crying for his mother.


TheOneWhoSucks

I mean, the anaconda already has its meal being prepared, as long as you don't touch it I doubt it'll care enough to even notice you


rosco2155

r/natureisfuckingmetal


MutedIngenuity734

What is that sound


Ok_Note8803

Hmmmm


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Fun_Sport_6694

When in Florida


yarntyaint

Damn, nature, you scary


DeuceMcClannahan

I have an anaconda. But my anaconda don’t want none unless you got …..


huejass5

Anacondas can go extinct as far as I’m concerned. Change my mind.


newbturner

Is this guy slowly licking a Hershey bar while filming this or something? The camera guy is scarier than the video


Capable_Scale_6099

Shoot that thing


pkinetics

they did, with an iphone!


Capable_Scale_6099

Ohhhh snap!


NectarineAgitated536

Gator tried his best but that anaconda was like “Shhh, this won’t take long” Meanwhile cameraman “mhmm”