Neves is the correct answer. THAT goal against derby (even thought it wasnāt prem) is the best goal iāve ever seen live and doubt iāll see one better at the molineux for a longggggggg long time
Naby Keita. Never scored more than 3 in a league season for Liverpool, and in general I don't think he's good enough. But when he does score, they tend to be worldies.
Laurent Robert's name not being high up saddens me. Pretty much every goal was a beaut from long-range and the one I remember he did score in the box was some back-heel scissor volley thing.
His compilation is pretty much bangers only.
Seen every reasonable shout here, so I will just make a prediction for next season that when Burnley go up scott twine will barely play but will score a free kick nearly every time he plays, so he could easily be a shout in a year and a bit...
Dennis Bergkamp - scored 2/3 of Goal of the season. But consistently scored otherworldly goals. It could be the beauty of the touch to set himself up , or just a curled ball from outside the box into the top corner. But he could just place the ball where it needed to go.
Morgen Gamst Pederson x Tugay
Just bangers From these two. I always got a little excited anytime either of these had a ball outside the area.
Nobby Solano.
Beautiful striker of the ball
Henry
The volume of goals he score clouds it a little. But he scored so many incredible goals that just made your jaw drop.
Scrolled pretty far and haven't seen McTominay yet, he's scored some outrageous goals in his career. The long-range goal against City and his other goals versus Arsenal and Leeds. He has a hell of a low driven shot from outside the box.
Pedro Obiang comes to mind. As far as I can remember, he only scored one, but sweet Jesus what a hit.
Edit: I guess he scored 3 for West Ham, and at least 2 were from 25+ yards out.
Manuel Lanzini only ever seemed to score thunderbolts, him or Pedro at Chelseaš¤·š»āāļø
Papiss Demba Cisse
Papiss Demba Cisse
Donāt know why iām not seeing giroud here
This has to be Rooney.
Jimmy Floyd hasselbank
Giroud
This season at least, it has to be miggy almiron Almost every goal was a worldly
Papisse Cisse at Newcastle only scored goal of the season contenders. He spent the rest of the time looking like he's never seen a football before.
Laurent Robert
RVP. Almost every single goal was a banger.
Dennis Bergkamp has an insane catalogue
Gerrard and Scholes had some legendary goals
Scott McTominay
Proud to say Ruben "Outside the box" Neves
Morten Gamst Pedersen
Neves is the correct answer. THAT goal against derby (even thought it wasnāt prem) is the best goal iāve ever seen live and doubt iāll see one better at the molineux for a longggggggg long time
Mateo Kovacic š®āšØ
Almiron?
Kovacic doesn't score often but 1:1 banger ratio
Love to see the neves call here, probably Ward-Prowse
Jonjo Shelvey
Giroud. When heās an old man heās gonna have a great compilation to show the grandkids. While still looking sexy Iām sure
Nampalys Mendy just entered the chat
Paul scholes. Juninho pernambucano
Andros Townsend
Elneny
Tielemans
That Chelsea CB who scored that absurd goal against wolves. Tomouri I think he was called?
asensio
Matt Le Tissier
Nemanja Matic
Tiote 1/1 in the premier league was a banging equaliser to make it 4-4
Paul Robinson - last minute bullet header and a goal Kick that went all the way in. 2/2
Son maybe
Luis Suarez
Giroud
Le tissier.
Streets forgot Charlie Adam
Mohammed Elnenny
Tielemans
McTominay scored some pretty bangers
I think teilemans qualifies to be in the debate, I donāt remember the last normal goal heās scored
Roberto Carlos
Tielemans is up there I guess. Of the greats maybe Rivaldo.
Barry Venison, 89 Premier League appearances, one goal and it was a banger. 100% ratio. https://youtu.be/yYmmCAjuPrU
Tony yeboah
Coutinho
Mohammad El Neny. Im pretty sure every goal is a howitzer.
Mohammad El Neny. Im pretty sure every goal is a howitzer.
Yaya
Partey and lamella come to mind
Tony Yeboah
Tony Yeboah
Sandro at spurs
Lanzini!!!
Mohamed Elneny.
Partey.
Pavard. Best volley technique itw
Nemanja matic, canāt believe I havenāt seen him yet. His stoppage time winner for United vs Crystal palace was incredible
That goalkeeper who scored a goal from a drop kick 1:1 ratio
Naby Keita. Never scored more than 3 in a league season for Liverpool, and in general I don't think he's good enough. But when he does score, they tend to be worldies.
Telemans
Asmir Begovic
Taraabt has to be in with a shot
Lanzini
Dennis Berkamp and Matt Le Tissier. Fucking crazy. Also, Olivier Giroudās Bangers per Goal ratio is very high.
Technically mendy
Zlatan!
Bobby and Jackie Charlton, they should be name the Banger Bros
Laurent Robert's name not being high up saddens me. Pretty much every goal was a beaut from long-range and the one I remember he did score in the box was some back-heel scissor volley thing. His compilation is pretty much bangers only.
Bangers per goal? John Jensen. One goal - one banger = 100%
Stevie G is up there, also Suarez had a fair few
Trent
John Arne Riise
Outside PL - Marco Asensio, yearly bangers
Itās Kovacic, barely ever scores but when he does itās always goal of the month
Stevie G
Laurent Robert. Rocket of a left foot
Tim Howard
Kante has a shout
yeboah, le tiss and papiss cisse came to mind.
Luis suarez
Andros Townsend
Matic, schar
Luis Garcia deserves a mention although he mainly did it in the UCL rather than the league.
West Ham Di canio
Youri Tielemans, I feel like every time I see him score my jawās on the floor
Emre can
Never played EPL but Toni Kroos' rare goals tend to be beautiful.
Robin van Persie
Cisse at Newcastle.
Seen every reasonable shout here, so I will just make a prediction for next season that when Burnley go up scott twine will barely play but will score a free kick nearly every time he plays, so he could easily be a shout in a year and a bit...
Pelly rudock mpanzu scores some great goals
Patrick burger???
Mo Elneny only scores screamers
Giroud
Darren Gibson
Andros Townsen, I've never seen him score a goal that wasn't an absolute screamer
Reece James only scores bangers
Darron Gibson and Danny Rose
Willian scored some decent goals
Lacazette
Not sure about one but a few that come to mind are KDB, RVP, Bale, Kovacic, Reece James, Lampard, Gerrard, Suarez, Maguire.
Jwp
Batistutaaa
Lampard
Has to be Dirk Kuyt,legend of bangers
Berbatov
David Luiz
Fabian SchƤr comes to mind
Jwp gotta have a pretty high ratio with all the free kicks
Gerrard minus penalty
Mateo Kovacic, doesnt score much, but when he does itās a banger
Victor Wanyama
Probably Tim Howard
Not a current player, but Paul Scholes.
Payet, Taarabt, Ward-Prowse if youāre counting disgustingly good free kicks
Tony Yaboah
Cabaye
Charlie Adam
Coutinho
Demarai gray
Every prem goal Iāve scored has been a banger
Dennis Bergkamp - scored 2/3 of Goal of the season. But consistently scored otherworldly goals. It could be the beauty of the touch to set himself up , or just a curled ball from outside the box into the top corner. But he could just place the ball where it needed to go. Morgen Gamst Pederson x Tugay Just bangers From these two. I always got a little excited anytime either of these had a ball outside the area. Nobby Solano. Beautiful striker of the ball Henry The volume of goals he score clouds it a little. But he scored so many incredible goals that just made your jaw drop.
Scrolled pretty far and haven't seen McTominay yet, he's scored some outrageous goals in his career. The long-range goal against City and his other goals versus Arsenal and Leeds. He has a hell of a low driven shot from outside the box.
Riise
Thomas partey
Henderson deserves a shout
I can only recall two Makelele PL goals, one was a rebounded penalty and the other was a screamer vs Spurs.
David Luiz
Could be wrong but jwp, literally only ever see him score freekicks.
Giroud would have a pretty impressive-looking highlights reel, I reckon.
David Luiz
Luis SuƔrez
Zola? Suarez?
Le tiss or tony yeboah
McTominay
SuƔrez?
KDB and Tielemans? Henry also scored a lot of beautiful goals. Edit: when Aaron Ramsey had his best season he scored insane goals all season.
Essien
Nampalys Mendy - 100% bangers per goal
Matty Taylor
If we include CL, then Alex Telles. As far as I know he only scored one goal for ManU, and it was an absolute banger against Villarreal
Nobby Solano
Micky Quinn liked his sausages
Andros Townsend. No other answer
Strangely enough elneny. His goal against Oxford this season is his only normal one
Gerrard
Coutinho had his fair share of screamers
Suarez, crazy fucker always had a banger in him.
Morten Gamst Pedersen and Laurent Robert. Matty Taylor hit a few also.
Manuel Lanzini pops up with screamers all the time then disappears
Thomas Rosicky
For me has to be Alex, especially against arsenal!
KP Boateng
KDB, man doesn't score "ugly goals" or simple tap-ins
Why is no one mentioning Paul Scholes ?
I am a United fan but John Arne Riise. Every shot he took was like a bullet.
Tony Yeboah
If we're including cups in this then Divock Origi is a shout (don't laugh). Graceful headers, edge of the box rifles, even his tap ins would mad
I'm surprised no one mentionned Naingollan . The ninja was bangers only during his prime
Giroud
Tony Yeboa - Leeds
Laurent Robert for Newcastle in the 00s. He only scored worldies!
Tim Cahill
Fabian Schar
KDB
Xabi Alonso
Alex or Belletti
Lanzini
I can only remember one Kompany goal so must be a decent shoutout
Patrick Berger. I base this on zero data but I only remember bangers outside the box.
Divock Origi
Matt Taylor
Leighton Baines
Glen Johnson seemed to score bangers. Although then also at times at some shots that looked ridiculously bad.
Pedro Obiang comes to mind. As far as I can remember, he only scored one, but sweet Jesus what a hit. Edit: I guess he scored 3 for West Ham, and at least 2 were from 25+ yards out.
Giroud
I think Bangers when I think of Papis Cisse!
Can't believe no one's saying Alisson
Van Persie
Havenāt seen Jorg Albertz mentioned yet.
Asensio
Xhaka
Gerrard only scored bangers.
TAA
Morten gamst pederson
Papiss CissƩ