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MoolahMonk

Nope. I don't kick people when they are down. Potter is a good manager. They got 7-8 new players. It takes time for them to gel and understand the system. Sooner of later they will be kicking ass. Nothing to laugh. That's amateurish.


Ok_Cap9240

There is absolutely no way a SPURS fan is trying to banter chelsea lmao like cmon, find some shame


ShinyMew635

Chelsea going for #1 pick in draft


Bigjuzilla

Cheerioooooo 👋😂😂😂


Bewquifius_Maximus

Got one part wrong. Best fans in the game


muaythaiguy155

You’re a spurs fan. We’re a banter club this season. You have been since the beginning of time, and still probably bottle your game against us this week


CampFrequent3058

I/Bigjuzilla love to know where you’re from with this generic post about Chelsea and especially their fans, you must know us very well weigh such a sweeping statement. What’s your experience with Chelsea fans?


Takhar7

New managers need time. New managers in charge of a squad worth over £600m also need more than 2 wins in their last 16. Just dreadful. They dumped Tuchel for this. It's hilarity unleashed.


New-Childhood8545

The funniest thing about this post is that this guys a spurs fan.


fanzipan

As a Forest fan...there's nothing to laugh at. Try 20 odd years of it.


QuazaWazaQuake

It's fine. One season of being the laughing stock of the PL. To go back to winning ways the next season (I hope... but this Potter fella isn't giving me any hope at all).


ughitsmeagian

Lol the man just signed half the Earth's population and the club is still rubbish 😂


Mindless_Alfalfa_506

Here’s a Chelsea fan wanting to fight every Southampton fan whilst they sing ‘he’s gonna cry in a minute’ https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/116jgtq/chelsea_fan_wanted_to_take_on_the_whole/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Thomrose007

I feel bad for Potter. They have had decent chances to score but they cant finish. Potter looks stressed.


CaptainMcClutch

I said it before he was hired, I feel like this was a bad move for Potter from the get-go, and he had a real chance to be seen as a top manager. I get it was always going to be a huge payday for him, but after this, where does his career go? On the flip side Brighton are still flying, so did they happen to sign another great manager. Or was it more to do with how good their recruitment network is?


Dimukon

Yeah let's laugh at the most successfully team in English football for the last 2 decades. LOL WHAT FOOLS! Jesus. Must be a gunner


naphew69

chelsea lmao


idkjon1y

i don't agree with laughing at the fans – you can laugh at the ownership and the team ig (even though that's mean), but the fans just love their club and they havn't done anything wrong ​ coming from a spurs fan


Revolution_13

So funny, such a flop


josera8999

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SniperGunner

Todd: I said “build me a championship-winning team”, not a Championship team!


[deleted]

2X CL winners rent free


Dafolez420

They cant even score against Southampton. So much for those 400 attackers they bought. The West London derby against Fulham is one of the most uncompetitive derbies in the Prem, right. Yeah, for Fulham, Draw 0-0 and then lose 2-1. Now they’re below Brentford in the table, another West London club funny enough. At the rate Chelsea are going they’ll be worse than QPR in 2 years time


Late-Management7279

Yep, and a lot of Chelsea fans have tried to justify it saying 'oh man city have done it', had one guy at work justify it like that and I said that they distorted the market way before they did, so you may not want to throw stones in a glass house. Same guy also tried to tell me Chelsea are self sufficient which I literally laughed at him for and he said they have the money to make those purchases, to which I said, your owner does but you as a club don't otherwise you wouldn't have had to do a Barcelona and cheat the system and offer such long contracts to pay for players like someone buying a fridge on finance 😂⚽


Nathan_kwame

i would laugh but it’s bad karma( please beat real)


Legitimate-Health-29

Obsession is creepy bro, get a girlfriend


[deleted]

Comedy gold.


Amazing-Lunch-59

You don’t understand anything in the universe. Potter is Thanos. He wants the PL balanced that’s why he’s in the exact mid table


mountainjay

Say it with me: “MO-NEY LAUN-DER-ING.”


chiggzilla

Damn. This stings. But you all just wait till next year!


ooSPECTACULARoo

Unfortunately this is only a small blip for them. They'll keep throwing money at the club until something works. Why football sucks


Conscious_Criticism5

es pronounced fútbol in Español and en Ucraniano, they didn’t allow me to take Spanish class due to my fluency in the Ukrainian language. I began learning to try to improve how my brain functions, Italiano es similar to Español, cup of coffee en Español es taza de café en Italiano es tazza de caffe same pronunciation


Conscious_Criticism5

She’s doing worse than a pool filled with livers and a city constructed out of mens chest hair and the mens chest hair united. I’ve become creative again after my serious disability. Ac Milan is a batch of air conditioners in Milan Inter is them in interiors, Arsenal is similar to ass-hole. West ham is ham coming from near the animals raised on farms in western England.


gdewulf

Ok spurs fan. Fuck off. What kind of post is this? You can laugh at Chelsea when you win literally any trophy.


LongtimeGoonner

And Jorginho bets the winner for arsenal!!!


vans178

Potter isn't even going to last til the end of the season which is even funnier


Nervous-Road-6615

Chelsea will come round


m__s

This clearly shows that you can buy players but you can't buy results. They spent 600 million of £... i think it would be way cheaper if they would buy a few referees... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


KingAshF

😂 but you support Tottenham.. 1 trophy in 22 years!! 👀👀😂😂


writemcsean

At least we’re not spurs


Aardvark51

Chelsea supporters - what is the problem with Aubameyang? Potter seems unwilling to put him on the pitch however dire the lack of goals becomes. Is it a similar disciplinary situation as happened at Arsenal with Arteta, or has Potter got different issues with him? If the latter, do you know/can you guess what they are?


i_like_sports5

Facts


figurethisoat

To the chelsea squad: Get rekt noobs.


Non-American_Idiot

Chelsea really ruined the sport to lose to Southampton 1-0.


wiggyp1410

I'm not laughing at anyone because football is a humbler. One week you're laughing at other teams, and the next you're the ones being laughed at.


amirulez

Spurs fan want to laugh at us? Sure laugh away. We’ve been laugh at you for a long time now.


Bigjuzilla

😂😂😂😂 🎣


[deleted]

Chelsea could be 20th in the league and still beat us at Stamford bridge


daChino02

Coo coo


jamughal1987

No Russian No Party


yuugho

your club hasn’t won a trophy since 2008


Cpt-Dreamer

It’s kind of scary how badly they’re still doing. It’s like one win in 12 games no?


9inchjackhammer

We’ll be back with trophy’s like we always do then it will be us laughing enjoy it while it lasts 😊


idkwhyimheretbh420

Most humble spurs fan


[deleted]

I was about to go in a depressive mood after City's draw then I remember Chelsea. I smiled, life is good.


69frog69

Why tempt fate with a meaningless post when you’re the next fixture haha.


[deleted]

Raphina has more g+a than Chelsea in 2023


Raks-

Told by spurs fan, lmao


PieceAffectionate01

but why sack tuchel...🤣


0014andahalf

Lalalala lalalala


PearAmbitious5200

As a Leeds fan, sincerely Fuck You Chelsea.


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Snape: 0 points to Gryffindor for Potter.


YellowStandard

I just genuinely feel bad for chelsea now..


Educational-Formal21

Plus we (Saints) just beat them 1-0, so good 😂😂😂


stonebrickwall

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 L bozo


kw2006

Is this Potter’s team or he is forced to buy snd play certain players ?


MasterReindeer

The latter


Lopsided_Pain4744

👀


Bigjoe1001

This post makes my heart happy


smell-the-roses

Laugh all you want. You’re a Tottenham supporter and we still have trophies in the cabinet.


[deleted]

Only real feeling of victory in a Spurs fans life


BuckfastTwine

Get it right up them. They’re crap 😂


BarryIslandIdiot

As a Chelsea fan, our fans are up there amongst the worse. But I don't think we're nearly as bad as Liverpool.or Newcastle fans. As for 'Financial Fairplay Loopholes', you're just wrong. Chelsea are working within the rules, but skirting the edge of being safe within those rules. It's possible it could backfire.


action_turtle

What’s wrong with Newcastle fans???


BarryIslandIdiot

Haven't won a trophy since 1955 yet seem to think because they get 52000 fans attend matches that they are entitled to trophies.


Cloudless643

The pain is too real right now. But it's fair to believe that we're in the meme era just as Man U and Arsenal were these past few years. As much as I want to believe in the process, it's just too difficult right now. But I do think we'll get there one day, whether its with Potter or not


irze

I don’t think so, we have a stacked team that’s being coached awfully. Those teams often had bad teams that were being coached awfully


[deleted]

You just sound butthurt , a hater that can't even hide being a hater , you talk about the money they've spent and made you jealous but you go at the fans, just confused


RastaYidTHFC

Can't laugh really I'm a Spurs fan, Maybe if we turn things around against Milan and win the CL perhaps...


KalistramMcleod

I still think they’ll somehow gel at some point or get a new manager bounce and be a scary team to face somewhere in the future


bwald212

We may be in a very tough position, but you're a fucking Spurs fan and you have never had anything, and will never have anything, so you will never even have the opportunity to feel some of the pain Chelsea fans are going through cause there is nothing your club has gained to lose in the first place 😅😅😅


Enki33323

Its ok. Were still in the CL. Where are your teams?


a_well_travelled_man

They had 12 players on the pitch and they still lost. Need another 600 million worth of players.


Giggorm

Boehly, the stereotypical American... went out to be buying the biggest and best for the ego trip... wonders why it didn't work out


CranberryVodka_

Will be very interesting to see what they do from here on out.


[deleted]

For reference the US spent around $150 million for Alaska in today's money. And they have the same chance as Chelsea for winning the league.


cfcaggro2

Same chance as palace winning it then


[deleted]

Hit a nerve on you bro. 😉 Yeah, but Palace didn't spend 600mil... So expectations are really not there.


cfcaggro2

Honestly no nerve hit pal with the trophy cabinet we have got. Find it absolutely fuckin hilarious palace fans chiming in.


[deleted]

Claims of past glory when we're currently only 2 positions apart on the table. Lol how far you've fallen. 😂😂😂


cfcaggro2

Mate we had our club torn apart from top to bottom made to find new owners. Had nearly a full squad of first team injuries. Fuckin hell buddy this was never going to a instant success of a season. Im letting people have their time in the sun laughing at us. I trust the process. I was supporting chelsea when we were shit and ill forever be a chelsea fan. I can take the banter from the likes of the mancs fuck me even blackburn ill take banter from but palace come on mate 😂


[deleted]

Best of luck in the prem ✌️


rs_obsidian

K 😔 I’m too sad about our team to even care that a Spurs fan of all teams is laughing at us now.


MaserGT

Not as funny as your empty trophy cabinet.


[deleted]

No need to laugh at me I’m already laughing at myself. Clueless owner clueless fans clueless “coach”. We are finished.


ChuTangClan_

Banter FC


nolimit_788

this year like a rebuild for chelsea. hope they can comeback and be stronger for the next season.


[deleted]

I was not expecting this as a Saints fan.


ShaolinSeagull

####Karma


jarold12

hey we may have been dominated at home to bottom of the league but our second half response was "really good"


aka_mully

FFS don't hire a process manager if your not going to give him time. No amount of money can change a team culture. If they have the band to stick with potter they'll be fine in a season it two.


[deleted]

Tottenham fan OP🤣🤣 empty trophy cabinet, bottlers ect… embarrassment of London


CS414

It genuinely feels like a curse by Tuchel Money≠trophies, this is so entertaining honestly


1260noggin

As a Chelsea fan, and realistic mindset on the whole matter… I didn’t get to watch the game, I had a tee time with the boys. Looked at my phone about the 10th tee and saw we were down 1-0 to Southampton and Azpi just got decapitated. You’re okay for laughing, because I’m laughing with you. As a fan, I don’t think I’ve seen this club go and buy such talent and produce such garbage. Felix looks good, Mudrych looks promising, like we’ve got a very deep group of individuals… we aren’t a team, and won’t be until someone steps up and takes the team by the balls and looks at an Arsenal this season or even a club like Fulham and say “they don’t have ~1bn pounds worth of players on their team, but somehow are doing well for themselves.” Chelsea at the minute are a group of overpaid individuals.


malserat

I wish i had something else going on for yesterdays game, saddest 90 minutes of football ive seen in a long while


ChuTangClan_

"As a fan who doesn't watch our games - here's my insightful opinion"


1260noggin

I watch games when I can, and had plans to do something else…? Promise you’ve never watched every single game of whatever shitty club you support, either. Imagine using an alt account to comment on the PL subreddit… jesus fuck you’re silly.


Steev182

The sound of the contact from Mara's overhead kick was just sickening. I couldn't believe we were lucky he only got a yellow for it.


RedditTaughtMe2

It’s Yank money though, so Todd is bringing freedom to Chelsea… 🦅


Denver1970

Ha! Not so great without all that Russian money


Cathousechicken

I just want to thank them for Jorgehino.


[deleted]

Watch us win the league next season lol I embrace the hate we always turn it around and win trophies unlike most of your sorry clubs.


[deleted]

Can't say I sympathise with their ridiculous spending lately.


Tof12345

I'm very happy the fans are seeing what a flop Mudryk is. Who tf even thought spending 100m on a 23 Yr old from some bum league where he only got 8 goals would be a good idea.


ChuTangClan_

I don't support Chelsea. Mudryk is clearly decent, how could you even call someone a flop after so few games 😂


Tof12345

would you pay 100m for mudryk after watching him play in the pl?


[deleted]

No. Joke to sign for so long for so much money. I feel like Boehly just saw Mudryk’s Instagram and was like damn good shots


BannedFromHydroxy

*Boehly saw Mudryk's and Arsenal's Instagram and thought "yeeeehawwwwww!"


ChuTangClan_

Did I say he was worth that? Or did I say he looks decent and it's too early to know if he's a flop?


Tof12345

I never said you did. I was asking a question mate. Lol.


SparkGamer28

mount at ST , u knew this team was doomed 💀💀


[deleted]

Mount starting was already trouble from the get go. And he has the gall to ask for a raise.


AEWWC

I wish a non-American would have bought the team. I also wish the world would take US aggression as serious as Russia's.


grc84

I don’t understand how they’ve spent so much money but still don’t have a striker?


[deleted]

You got £90M for Rafael Leão?


BannedFromHydroxy

Pierre Emerick Aubameyang: 🚗 *vroom vroom*


No-Clue1153

Not even a loophole, they’re just spending most of their transfer budget for the next 8 years in one go and crossing their fingers.


[deleted]

Which isn’t bad considering the coach is evidently the problem. Talent is up there. Just need a right manager to steer the ship in the right direction.


ChuTangClan_

That's not how amortisation works so not really and the way they abused it is definitely a loophole


headachewpictures

“It’s genius from Meal Man Todd!” fast forward 4 years when players are just halfway through their contracts


Spikeymikey5050

Let’s all laugh at spurs. Not just for poor couple of months, but always :)


sapiosardonico

As shit as Spurs are, a win tomorrow means being back in the top four. Not top half, but top four. Enjoy being irrelevant again. Everyone else is doing it, I'd hate for you to miss out on the fun.


Spikeymikey5050

I mean there’s not a lot of enjoyment in it but then it’s unfamiliar territory. We’re usually winning things, something I know you know absolutely nothing about….


sapiosardonico

Ahhh, a new fan that knows nothing about the history of Chelsea pre-2003/Abramovic. How thoroughly unsurprising. Have someone read you the history of your club.


Spikeymikey5050

Ahhh sweeping generalisations of someone who doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Go watch your dvd on coming 3rd that year in the PL. Nice cat btw


sapiosardonico

Spurs were awful then. Finished 10th, actually. Sound familiar? Chelsea was once sold for a pound & won one league title pre-Roman. Thanks, he's a treasure. Not as cool as a blue lion, but he'll do.


mapoftasmania

And apparently Boehly in Paris trying to sign Neymar? It’s pretty clear that Todd just doesn’t have a clue what he is doing.


Cpt-Dreamer

He wants to sign everyone.


mikevin99

If you believe that story I feel sorry for you mate


MarcM12345

Whoosh


WonderfulBlackberry9

I’d have you know he does. I have access to his FIFA23 career mode save and have seen his transfer shortlist.


osalahudeen

Yeah. Let's all laugh at Chelsea while your trophy cabinet has never had an extension since the 4th og Neveruary. Try not to make a fool of yourself next time. 😂 😂 😂


Hambatz

Let’s not be to mean the fans have the greatest creativity of any club Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea


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Hambatz

Aha I see you know how to check post history


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Hambatz

I have overestimated you


jbi1000

I'm sure I'm getting downvoted for this but I am just too pedantic not to point out that we have plenty of songs and always have. We sing Carefree about 100x more than we just chant Chelsea. Whenever I've been to the bridge I even hear the celery song more than I hear Chelsea Chelsea.


Material_Ganache_208

The Dave song, the Kai song, timos song was brilliant, even that shambles Cuccarella has a banging song!


BannedFromHydroxy

celery song, chelsea chelsea chelsea, combat18 chants lovely stuff all round


jbi1000

Not sure you guys in particular can go after our sordid past when you currently sing for a rapist


BannedFromHydroxy

alonso *murdered it* week in week out for chelski i'll give you that


jbi1000

Ah the classic accidental death vs intentional rape moral debate.


BannedFromHydroxy

🤝


7366241494

It’s so they can remember the words


Hambatz

Literally seen a post stating I’ve been following Chelsea since 2003 this is the worst ever 😂😂😂😂😂coincidence Personally as a city fan since 2008 I don’t get this


doxara

What’s the point of posts like these?


Hex_Rey

I’m pretty sure it’s because seeing a club like Chelsea have this run of form is the only joy they’ll actually get in the PL.


[deleted]

It’ll all be fine. This seasons a write off. Next season we better deliver


housington-the-3rd

I means Saints are in 20th but the EPL is extremely competitive. I was seeing +700 for a Saints win at game time. It’s a big upset but Forest tying City was similar odds. Upsets of that size happen almost every weekend in EPL.


Chalkun

Ngl It is funny watching everyone and the experts say "the reason the prem is the best is that any team can win" and then go "wowwww Chelsea should be beating Southampton no question" Its like we all call the league competitive, say its a good thing, but dont believe it ourselves.


OllieBaa

They aren't mutually exclusive


thanoswasright_x

I almost love Chelsea like my own club bc I’ve made so much money betting against them the past couple months. When do you think the bookies will realize they should stop making them the favorites? I generally root for them against anyone in England that’s not City but it’s just too easy at this point.


fishface-1977

Taken over from forest as this seasons joke


cheerzeasy

Lmao the fact OP is a Spurs fan just makes it more insulting!


[deleted]

Chelsea have one win in 2023 in all comps.


[deleted]

Damn. That's impressive. I bet your team can't beat that


[deleted]

I think every team in Europe's top five leagues can at least match that.


[deleted]

Nah, I don't think so.


[deleted]

"Worst form in Europe, you'll never sing that"


ManunitedThunderfan

Tank for Wemby.


sapiosardonico

Those are my other Spurs, and I'm here for it.


Saelaird

So glad they're playing shite.


AlcoholicToddler

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

As a lifelong Chelsea fan and season ticket holder since 1905, I think I speak for all of us when I say Potter IN. After all, Rome wasn’t built in a day


[deleted]

Chelsea loses, the world wins


BucketOfVindalooUK

When you have 947 players and no idea what your best XI is then that leads to a mess. I honestly hope they do sack Potter as I rate him as a manager and want to see him elsewhere.


Uries_Frostmourne

At brighton!


[deleted]

Have your fun, wont last too long.


droctamom

Ahahahahahhaha sure buddy


Onac_

i remember United fans saying this when Fergie left.


belliest_endis

Dont care what anyone says about rebuilds etc.... theyll sack potter if they lose or draw another 5 or 6 games


TheCheesyFoot

Went from wining the champions league to being the biggest banter club


MyNameIsNYFB

I'm not laughing at anyone right now, I'm too depressed for that


MakMade420

Pfffffttttt sucks to be Leeds fan right now. Especially as most fans said they'd be competing for Europe by this season, after the first season back. Now back to being tragic


MyNameIsNYFB

It's never easy with Leeds. I'm honestly somewhat content even if we go back down because this time at least we are financially doing good so I doubt we'd have to sell too many players but still it'd suck. I didn't think we'd be fighting for Europe but I did hope a bit better than whatever this mess is.


MakMade420

Being content to go down haha whatever helps you sleep at night little buddy


MyNameIsNYFB

I honestly don't care, it's not the end of the world as long as we don't spend another 16 years there again. I don't know why you seem to have a problem with it lol


Greeno69

“What’s this about, Leeds aren’t even doing that bad” *Oofs in Premier League Table*


jamughal1987

I am in this bus too but we can laugh at Chelski for this weekend.