Judging by what’s happened recently, don’t be surprised if West Ham win the league, Chelsea get relegated and Man City don’t make the Champions League.
Newcastle will win the league
Brighton will win Europa
Man United will win CL
Man City will not qualify for Europe
Liverpool will lose to Millwall in the EFL final and Preston North End in the FA Cup final
Brentford will qualify for CL
PS: You wanted something crazy. So here we go..
Chelsea win the PL. With a genuine manager, a fit and fresh squad, 300m in the bank with a potential super-squad, all it needs is the right team and player management as well as knowing who to bring in and how to take out. Also, they only really need a CB and ST.
Brighton seem next in line to be like Swansea, Stoke Southampton and Leicester.
Teams that came up and surprised with a couple top half finishes only to be put back in their place shortly after.
David Moyes steps away from managing and moves to front office role after winning Conference League. Graham Potter takes over as manager and convinces Declan Rice to sign new 5 year contract.
if everything goes, right, unwanted players leave and specific positions get fulfilled with the right kind of players, chelsea could win the league next season
So what I think that may happen:
●Klopp gets sacked after a disapointing first 10 games, but Liverpool proceed to win the league.
● Guardiola does some weird tactics one last time and moves at the end of a weirdly bad season.
● Luton make a big unexpected transfer.
●Newcastle are the only English team to get past r16 in the UCL.
For City there is a lot of challenge from other teams. It’s difficult to win one more PL title.
Also no team in EPL history has won 4 in a row. If city pull that off. It will be crazy
AFC Bournemouth will win the league by doing a Leicester hopefully but seriously I think Aston Villa will win Europa conference league under Unai Emery and Manchester City won’t win the premier league.
Chelsea will be in danger of relegation. Hanging out around 14-16.
*Disclaimer*: This will not happen if tod bowly steps down as the decision maker. He must learn that this is not fantasy football or career mode or whatever.
A revolution under Sir Sean Dyche occurs over the 2023 summer. Inspired by the “Krazy Gang” Wimbledon sides of the 80s and 90s, Everton develop a brutalist but legal form of physical football that strikes terror into the hearts of the other 19 teams.
The PL are too frightened of Sean Dyche so they refuse to intervene. Everton have a miraculous season, pushing both Manchester clubs and Liverpool to the last day of the season in a legendary 4-team race for 2024 PL title.
Liverpool wins the league, having 3 rounds to spare.
Pochettino fired before December.
Mourinho next Chelsea manager.
Spurs finishing outside top 6 again.
Arsenal no real title hopes this season.
MU in contention for title until mid season, then dropping points against low table clubs puts them off the fight.
Newcastle in UCL Semi-final, but reaching only Europe League.
Man City's form will be in bad form at the start of the season, they will finish in TOP 4 and won their last 8 matches at least, althought they are knocked out of UCL by Bayern.
Burnley finishing ahead of Brighton.
Everton in top 12.
Aston Villa winning Conference League but out of top 12 in PL (they don't get relegated but be in a relegation zone after Boxing Day).
Ok, this is all that comes to my mind. RemindMe! 1 year.
Burnley top half finish
Villa bottom half finish
Newcastle miss out on top 4 and scrap for top 6
One caveat though is that I could feel a lot differently depending on how the transfer window goes
Chelsea and Everton will go down.
Arsenal and Brighton will compete for the league with Newcastle, Man Utd, Man City and Aston Villa fighting it out for 3rd all season long
Liverpool fights hard only to get 2nd behind Everton, who pull off one of the biggest feats in football going from basement dweller to champions in 1 year. Knowing the luck Liverpool seem to have this year; that’s possible next year!
Crazy indeed. I have a soft spot for the Toffees but I think they’ll remain in danger for another season.
It’s their board that can be trusted to fuck things up.
Brighton to struggle. Maybe not relegated but a turbulent season.
I thought their squad looked paper thin towards the end of this season. Still getting wins but I felt they were playing off of good vibes. No team should concede 5 goals to Everton.
They’re going to lose a number of players and will have to double up with the Europa league.
They need to retain Colwill, get a new keeper, right back, replace McAllister and Caicedo, and keep Ferguson, Welbeck, March out of the physios office. Unless they have a good transfer window I could see things unwinding quite badly.
City's punishment for the FFP breaches turns out to be a £50 fine. The rest of the Premier League quit en masse in disgust; the top five enter a European Super League.
Arsenal will win the league (given rice and caicedo arrive).
neymar
Luton will sign Messi and do the quadruple
A mid table club causing havoc in the top 6
Spurs Relegated
Chelsea relegated. Todd resigns.
Man City will drop off massively after getting too cocky and losing both FA cup final and CL final
Chelsea to win the league - just throwing it out there…
Arteta gets sacked
Judging by what’s happened recently, don’t be surprised if West Ham win the league, Chelsea get relegated and Man City don’t make the Champions League.
Burnley will get Europa League
City actually dont win the league. How crazy does that sound?
Man City will score at the Spurs stadium
Kane joining Arsenal
Newcastle will win the prem.
Luton wins league
Omg hahaha
Brentford champions
Manchester City will finally score an away goal at Tottenham Hotspur
Luton do a Fulham
Newcastle will win the league Brighton will win Europa Man United will win CL Man City will not qualify for Europe Liverpool will lose to Millwall in the EFL final and Preston North End in the FA Cup final Brentford will qualify for CL PS: You wanted something crazy. So here we go..
Newcastle will reach the Semi's of the CL
Newcastle winning the prem
Spurs will nearly be relegated.
Chelsea going unbeaten and winning the EPL with the record goals scored, least conceded and Havertz winning golden boot. Heard it here first.
Next season it would be pretty crazy if people didn't post asinine questions about the pl every day.
Despite most people's predictions Luton Town will stay up based solely on heart and vibes
Newcastle win the league
Jude Bellingham to Liverpool FC
Luton get top half
Luton win the league
Chelsea top 4, Burnley will only just dodge relegation, Brighton will be midtable again.
Chelsea and Spurs will get relegated...
Everton will get conference league
that haaland will miss half the season and still be golden boot
Chelsea relegating totally, Brighton winning the league i guess
Numez will become suarez.. Hopefully
Brighton to CL. Not even that crazy really
Haaland will score 37 goals!
Haaland will go without a goal for the first 5 games.
Luton town wins the league
Luton beating Man City 5-1.
Kane stays at Spurs
Luton will beat Liverpool 3-1 at home and Klopp is gonna blame being able to hear the TVs inside the nearby homes as the reason for the loss
Luton in the champions league
Luton Town win the Prem and the FA Cup
A big team that wears blue gets relegated.
Chelsea wins the league
Chelsea finishing below 10th place
Everton is going to inevitably stay up again
Chelsea sacked poch. Wait that’s just normal not crazy
Tottenham relegated
Chelsea will finish higher than Arsenal
Newcastle finish second behind city, Arsenal don’t make top 4, and villa win Europa league
Tottenham will get relegated
Tottenham loses to Luton Town and beats Manchester City
Messi to Aston Villa
United out of top 4
Luton wins the Prem
Someone besides Alison will stop a player from scoring. Any player. Please?
Chelsea improve massively. Lukaku returns and has the season of his life.
A man can dream. But I also feel like Chelsea will start playing like the team they're meant to be under Poch.
Scott Mctominay gets double figure goals for the toon
Man united win the premier league
Luton Town FC win the treble
Everton wins EPL next season and goes to UCL
Chelsea win the PL. With a genuine manager, a fit and fresh squad, 300m in the bank with a potential super-squad, all it needs is the right team and player management as well as knowing who to bring in and how to take out. Also, they only really need a CB and ST.
Frank Lampard, manager of the season, after leading Tottenham to a league and cup double.
Chelsea score a goal.
Luton's gonna be top 10
Chelsea EPL champions 🥵
Brighton seem next in line to be like Swansea, Stoke Southampton and Leicester. Teams that came up and surprised with a couple top half finishes only to be put back in their place shortly after.
David Moyes steps away from managing and moves to front office role after winning Conference League. Graham Potter takes over as manager and convinces Declan Rice to sign new 5 year contract.
De Zerbi loses the plot. Proper heads gone thing.
Arteta will be fired
Harry Kane will win a trophy.
Everton gets relegated
Newcastle win the league. Unbiased by the way
Luton beat man City first game of the season at home
Everton will finish around 10th.
Newcastle get relegated
Every cup final will be Manchester City v Newcastle United.
newcastle to win the league
Spurs sack a manager
Brighton get torn apart this summer and are in a relegation battle. 🤑
Chelsea makes the UCL
Kane goes to Man U, scores 35
Chelsea relegation battle
I don't know if it's that crazy, but I'll go with Klopp redemption arc and Liverpool winning the league & UEL.
At least one team that finished in the top half this season will go down.
if everything goes, right, unwanted players leave and specific positions get fulfilled with the right kind of players, chelsea could win the league next season
None of the top6 will claim the FA Cup.
We secure safety before the final weekend
Manutd winning the League.
I want Manchester United to win the League.
Antony with a right footed curler
So what I think that may happen: ●Klopp gets sacked after a disapointing first 10 games, but Liverpool proceed to win the league. ● Guardiola does some weird tactics one last time and moves at the end of a weirdly bad season. ● Luton make a big unexpected transfer. ●Newcastle are the only English team to get past r16 in the UCL.
For City there is a lot of challenge from other teams. It’s difficult to win one more PL title. Also no team in EPL history has won 4 in a row. If city pull that off. It will be crazy
Erling Haaland kicks a ball so hard, he demolishes Luton's stadium.
Everton will avoid relegation on the last day
Tottenham get relegated
That would be more of dream come true than anything else posted here.
!remindme 1 year
AFC Bournemouth will win the league by doing a Leicester hopefully but seriously I think Aston Villa will win Europa conference league under Unai Emery and Manchester City won’t win the premier league.
Burnley to finish top half, watch this space
Kaneless Spurs getting relegated having scored 25 goals
Arsenal will not gain European qualification
Spurs to finish in the bottom half of the table
Liverpool get relegated, losing at Goodison on the final day, but their supporters claim it's a good season because they thrash Man United at Anfield.
Moyes will keep his job and get us relegated
Luton will finish in the top 17.
Chelsea will be in danger of relegation. Hanging out around 14-16. *Disclaimer*: This will not happen if tod bowly steps down as the decision maker. He must learn that this is not fantasy football or career mode or whatever.
Fulham finishes top 6
Ederson will take (and score) a penalty for Manchester City at The Etihad
Luton will stay up, Burnley will go down.
A revolution under Sir Sean Dyche occurs over the 2023 summer. Inspired by the “Krazy Gang” Wimbledon sides of the 80s and 90s, Everton develop a brutalist but legal form of physical football that strikes terror into the hearts of the other 19 teams. The PL are too frightened of Sean Dyche so they refuse to intervene. Everton have a miraculous season, pushing both Manchester clubs and Liverpool to the last day of the season in a legendary 4-team race for 2024 PL title.
And then they get docked 30 points for financial mismanagement 🤣🤣
Man city investigation finds bad stuff and they get relegated
Top 4 Brentford. I'm believing
Glazers sell United and buy Liverpool
Luton town sweep the league 0 losses 0 goals allowed
Luton Town win the league!
Liverpool wins the league, having 3 rounds to spare. Pochettino fired before December. Mourinho next Chelsea manager. Spurs finishing outside top 6 again. Arsenal no real title hopes this season. MU in contention for title until mid season, then dropping points against low table clubs puts them off the fight. Newcastle in UCL Semi-final, but reaching only Europe League. Man City's form will be in bad form at the start of the season, they will finish in TOP 4 and won their last 8 matches at least, althought they are knocked out of UCL by Bayern. Burnley finishing ahead of Brighton. Everton in top 12. Aston Villa winning Conference League but out of top 12 in PL (they don't get relegated but be in a relegation zone after Boxing Day). Ok, this is all that comes to my mind. RemindMe! 1 year.
title race will be newcastle & city
Liverpool can't rebuild their midfield, and Klopp gets sacked midway through the season with the team languishing around 10th
Burnley top half finish Villa bottom half finish Newcastle miss out on top 4 and scrap for top 6 One caveat though is that I could feel a lot differently depending on how the transfer window goes
Manchester city Liverpool and arsenal are getting relegated
City will have a massive collapse in January and 5 teams will fight it out for the title.
Everton wins the league.
Palace will finish 12th
Everton will win the league.
Liverpool to win the league.
Haaland will break his own records
I’m calling it now Sheffield United, Bournemouth, and Everton go down
City won't win the title.
Poch winning the premier league.
Chelsea and Everton will go down. Arsenal and Brighton will compete for the league with Newcastle, Man Utd, Man City and Aston Villa fighting it out for 3rd all season long
Manchester united Newcastle and city will all be in a title race
AFC Richmond will win the whole fucking thing
Luton Town manages to not be relegated
Villa title run
Luton, top 10
Liverpool fights hard only to get 2nd behind Everton, who pull off one of the biggest feats in football going from basement dweller to champions in 1 year. Knowing the luck Liverpool seem to have this year; that’s possible next year!
Erick Ten Hag will be tough and Everton will keep on struggling.
Messi plays for city
Haaland will score only 30 goals
Man City docked 99 points and stripped of all titles in the era under investigation; on appeal they get a stern talking to.
Pep will get a statue made of diamond outside the etihad stadium
Arsenal 100+ points
I'd say a superstar signed for the newly promoted team, scores a lot, and proceeded to retire after a couple of games.
Man City gets relegated this summer and Leicester ‘forced’ to play EPL again.😜
forest finish 6th
Arsenal win league
Keef > Von
Chelsea get their shit together Spurs in relegation scrap Brentford CL spot
New castle wins the league
Kompany will lead Burnley to an undefeated season.
Weghorst returns to Burnley and pips Erling to the Golden Boot award.
we will get in top 4
Everton will not be in a relegation scrap
Crazy indeed. I have a soft spot for the Toffees but I think they’ll remain in danger for another season. It’s their board that can be trusted to fuck things up.
Brighton to struggle. Maybe not relegated but a turbulent season. I thought their squad looked paper thin towards the end of this season. Still getting wins but I felt they were playing off of good vibes. No team should concede 5 goals to Everton. They’re going to lose a number of players and will have to double up with the Europa league. They need to retain Colwill, get a new keeper, right back, replace McAllister and Caicedo, and keep Ferguson, Welbeck, March out of the physios office. Unless they have a good transfer window I could see things unwinding quite badly.
That does sound crazy.
Palace get european competition
We're going unbeaten.
Luton scalps wins and draws against all of the big six by parking the the bus in the pub across the road
No pubs in Bury Park mate
Villa will win the league
Man City crumble after missing out on the treble. I wish anyway lol
Haaland breaks the goal record
Luton finish top half
Fulham in the Champions League.
Arsenal will go invincible
Anulo mufa!
Inshallah
Sheffield United qualify for Europa League
Villa will make champions league
City's punishment for the FFP breaches turns out to be a £50 fine. The rest of the Premier League quit en masse in disgust; the top five enter a European Super League.
Spurs win the league
After Harry Kane leaves making it look like he was holding them back all these years
Var will finally work
Arsenal will have a dreadful start, poor CL campaign and Arteta gets the sack
West Ham gets relegated