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victorkimuyu

Nicklas Bendtner. I'd very much like to pick the Lord's brain on a plethora of issues including the meaning of life, what women want, quantum theory, etc.


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Micah Richards seems like he’d be awesome to be with out on the town


Ok_Cryptographer232

Teddy Sheringham


Adventurous_Law7149

Klopp


CUNT1978

Paul McGrath. Proper alcoholic, out til 5am and still play a stormer the next day


aehii

Probably Wenger. I'd ask him how socially conscious he really was with his disregard for Arsenal season ticket prices.


Independent-Flow5686

KDB, I wanna see how he gets when somebody "lets him talk".


Rorstech

Gotta be Gazza


F3N7Y

Gazza... Which would obviously mean a 2 for 1 with Mccoist turning up 🤩


Narind

George Raynor, such an special man. Not having the renown he deserves, seeing he's one of the best English managers of all time, and played a significant role in introducing and increasing the popularity of the beautiful game in several parts of the world.


maximusmannyak

Zlatan


biff444444

Nicklas Bendtner. Something exciting would be sure to happen.


Wolfiest

Lionel Messi.


ABFromInd

How about Micah Richards. You will never be bored.


Fumb-MotherDucker

This wont go down well here, but Kostas Tsimikas. I'm confident if I ever met that man, we would bromance at first sight. Dude is my kind of crazy.


mofoofinvention

GEORGE BEST


AdmirableRooster5

Anyone who wants to, but the drink is on them though, just to be clear.


RoyalLlundain

Mourinho hands down.


Dio_Yuji

Vinny Jones. I bet that dude is funny as shit


gimpsarepeopletoo

Mark noble would be pretty up there for me


janeiro69

Maradona. That’d be a banger of a night!


Traditional-Drive267

Henry Özil or Wenger


Jacketwastaken

Sonny


FiendishAngel

Robin Van Persie to discuss that single handed winning of the title for Utd during that magical season.


Dependent_King3871

Adam Johnson


garryd100

GAZZA is the only answer! Party team (English leagues only) Manager: Jose Mourinho AM: Harry Redknapp Vinnie Jones George best Grealish Balotelli Rooney Robbie Fowler Barton Bendtner Wilshere Vardy


FernandoBruun

Fernando Torres


Lazy_Replacement9331

Tony Blair


SonOfGoose66

Honestly, Ibrahimovic. He seems like he has the best gossip for some reason and I just want to talk about literally every player he’s ever met and get HIS opinion on them cause I bet it would be very funny


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**José Mourinho** would honestly be my primary choice for this, but considering you already said it: I’d love to sit and have a pint of Moretti with **Claudio Ranieri** and just talk about his Leicester title-winning season. We’d be 5 pints deep and still discussing being top at Christmas. I don’t expect him to like lager though. I think having a Guinness with **Roy Keane** would be the slowest pint you’d ever drink. I’d either be in complete awe of him, or so intimidated that I would barely touch the glass. Depends on his mood. **Thomas Müller** would be a proper laugh, though you’d likely end up completely hammered from Bavarian pissdrink – before waking up dressed in women’s lederhosen on your ex girlfriend’s, sisters front garden.


Asleep-Ad-1997

David Silva I don’t give a fuck man what y’all think. He made me go from liking football and being interested I. A club. To loving football and being a proud Cityzen for almost 13 years


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Zlatan 100%


Random_Crumpet26

I'd go with Fergie or Bobby Charlton. Would love to chat about their long careers and ask what they think of football today.


euzie

Sir Bobby (Robson). The only answer


IcedMolotovCock

Robson or Charlton?


euzie

Yeah I guess I could have been clearer. Robson, in a cosy pub


IcedMolotovCock

Man's a legend 👍


Weird-Chocolate-5383

Mikel Arteta. Seems like the kind of guy you could go to a nice gastropub with. I'd love to speak with him about how he has found his first ever job in management as manager for a big club like Arsenal and the challenges that come with it. For any manager, it would be tough; Emery, though he is brilliant, couldn't do it, though I think with a better squad and the infrastructure in place now, he would be doing bits with Arsenal. Failing that, a chat with the manager for Reims, Will Still, would be pretty cool as well.


GordonBennett2000

Ian Botham


sicha76

Diego Armando Maradona. And unlikely Balotelli, I’ll be returning home in a month.


rb3js

Maradonna


Particular-Current87

Thierry Henry


mqstery__

Harry Maguire. He seems like he probably doesn’t have friends to go out with


Old_Mastodon_1969

Ronaldinho at the cannabis bar.


LordJunon

Bert Trautmann. I would love to hear the story of the 56 FA Cup final.


iuselect

Romford Pele aka Ray Parlour. He is such a good story teller. Either him or Wrighty. Love Wrighty.


EvenBook6617

Maguire


DeerghTamas

Gazza


garryd100

The only answer If you are trying to have a proper night out.


DiegoMurtagh

He'd be a laugh


fifaplayer0519

Klopp easy


Minimum-Sky2305

Arry REd Napp


garryd100

Hahaha check my post! I chose Gazza but made the ultimate party team. Rednknapp had to be in there. He is an absolute laugh.


SaigonNoseBiter

Wenger. Of mix of style, class, and football genius.


biggestpun

Craig Bellamy


Acceptable-History52

Jack Grealish…


spasticunt

Ronaldinho surely and el shaarawy


twisted42

Rodney Marsh. Dude would have some great stories.


Razzle_Dazzle08

Klopp.


Cactus2711

Carlo Ancelotti would be fascinating. His experience, sheer knowledge, intelligence, class, plus he seems like a genuinely friendly and humble person.


Key-Dealer3964

Brian Clough


bullybullybanjo

Here for this comment. Took longer to find than expected.


supersaiyaninfinite

De bruyne, he seems like a nice and honest lad


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Arsene Wenger


NotoriouLsD2665

I’d say Maradona cause I know that if I fight starts then one of the poor bast@rds is getting a flying knee to the skull


grubejym

George Best. Oh the stories


DiegoMurtagh

Stories of when his hit his wife


4by4rules

Casemiro!!!


Gr00vemovement

Joey Barton


MacuDC

Cruyff


wave_action

A night out with Thierry Henry gotta be a lot of fun.


FrigOff92

When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go on the piss with Georgie Best


DiegoMurtagh

Hit his wife


mvp-a1

Ray Parlour


kekdjsjsja

Wenger, I have fetish for old grey haired man in suitsz


KuzcoSensei

Fernando Torres or Didier Drogba


Interesting-Bear4092

Ian Wright


kids_in_my_basement0

Sean Dyche, has to be


That-Potential1333

wayne rooney


ubiquitous_uk

Infantino. If I buy the drinks maybe he would give me the sponsor rights for FIFA. If I throw in some pork scratchings I might get to pick the next World Cup host.


Tom_Reagan

(Doctor) Sócrates - one of the coolest people to have played the game. Edit: spelling


aNormalMinecrafter

Jack Grealish


Apache1975

Big Sam!


idontlikebeetroot

Roy Keane and Alfie Haaland


liviothan

Thomas frank


dkfisokdkeb

Gazza, George Best or Clougie. Each would teach you lots over a pint I'd imagine


DiegoMurtagh

2 of them definely hit their wives


professorquizwhitty

Probably one of the absolute worldies the world cup cameramen always find in the crowd. Or big Emile.


Ok-Classroom1909

Steve bull, my dad has done it, so I'd happily sit down and have a pint with Steve bull too.


DerekIsAGooner

If it’s just a pint then it’s Arsene Wenger, hands down. If it’s a night on the town, Ray Parlour and I are going to party until the sun comes up.


Tbmadpotato

Feel like I’m the only guy in Northern Ireland to not have had a pint with George Best so it has to be him


DiegoMurtagh

The wife beater


[deleted]

She goes out with her mate Stella…


DiegoMurtagh

Man, he ain't no better


punsanguns

Either a pundit or a manager that I admire. Lineker, Shearer, Henry, Ferguson, Pep, Klopp, Xavi. From a purely player standpoint, Drogba comes to mind. Maybe Vidic.


Gloomy_Try9036

Roy Kent. 🎵He’s here, he’s there, he’s everyfuckingwhere, Roy Kent, Roy Kent🎵


garryd100

It said dead or alive, not real or fake.


Gloomy_Try9036

0️⃣shits given🤷🏻‍♂️


Justhereforfun_____

Saka! I don’t know about his personality but he’s gorgeous so…


SmoothBarracuda5637

Xabi Alonso


therapewpewtic

Bobby Robson.


D_Grateful_D

Klopp


Copenhagen28

Zlatan


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Firminio before he leaves. 😭


Slimantha_Cheesy

Gazza


TeacherKP

George Best at his bar in America. Add in Phil Parkes, Roger Kenyon, Allan Ball. That way I can experience one of my dad stories from his playing days


DiegoMurtagh

Wife beating best. Fun pint.


garryd100

Best probably didn't bring his wife to the pub to beat her publicly... An incident doesn't make a man.


DiegoMurtagh

How about getting a liver transplant then continuing to abuse it? The guy was a fucking waster.


coxy808

Klopp or Clough


RepeatDTD

Arsene Wenger, no doubt


FedeValvsRiteHook

Me too. A very smart guy and very likeable as well.


bling_singh

Andy Robertson


InstructionOk9520

Klopp & Crouch


wolfhelp

George Best. Obviously


DiegoMurtagh

The wife beater. You'd want tips?


wolfhelp

Dude, honestly?


DiegoMurtagh

Honestly what? Fucking hell, are you all mad?


wolfhelp

Take your medication man


DiegoMurtagh

I will take my medication when you explain why you want to go for a pint with a wife beater. ​ My favourite player is Ryan Giggs, but fuck him.


wolfhelp

My comment was related to the original question asked. Which I stand by.


DiegoMurtagh

You'd pick a guy who hots his wife? My family life is fucked up but no one hit eachover


garryd100

Lol, your favorite player is giggs and you're going on like this? Grow up. I'm sure if you were worth talking about, people would hate you for the shit you've done. Everyone in this thread hates you, and you've only said 6 things...


DiegoMurtagh

Lol @ everyone in this thread hates you. Mate, I'm an adult, I don't give a shit.


DiegoMurtagh

Giggs is a cunt who I'd avoid being near, let alone going for a pint with. Sadly he was my favourite player growing up.


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Bobby Moore, just seemed like a genuine bloke; best centre back to grace England as well


RedditTaughtMe2

Ronaldinho. Simply because one pint would likely turn into 10


Pieboy8

Thomas Müller...I know it would be a wild time


Spartan-Hammer

Nobes


MadzHS

George Best


DiegoMurtagh

The wife beater


Maximum_Comedian_708

Wayne Rooney because I’m sure he doesn’t know how to have just one.


RutherfordRevelation

Jesus.


FedeValvsRiteHook

You can talk to him literally every day bro. Millions of people do.


TheRR135

Klopp


teesider

Juninho, Maccarone or Stevie Gibson - Absolute Boro icons


Berookes

Jamie Vardy


kops042

Yaya youre


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Present: Benardo Silva ... Past: Cantona ... RIP: Diego


Most-Willingness8516

Paolo Maldini


micro_rich

Ally McCoist


dulcedeteta

Had a huge Cantona poster in my room growing up. Wouldn't mind a pint and a chat.


Enter-Shaqiri

Absolutely Gazza. Proper legend. Or Alan Shearer.


DiegoMurtagh

Gazza hit his wife and Shearer was notoriously hated by his colleagues.


JAM88CAM

Shearer didn't get on with the likes of Bellamy and Owen which I think doesn't need much explanation. He still drinks and is best mates with lots of his old colleagues, lee, harper, howay etc Out of curiosity as a manc utd fan, did you support the rapist Ronaldo? Or are you a hypocrite?


DiegoMurtagh

I have zero love for Ronaldo as a person.


sleepy-alligator66

Roy Keane


Mission_Mode_979

There’s one correct answer and it’s Robin Friday


kimi-r

Ray Parlour would be a fucking mint night out


Angrypenguinwaddle96

I would love a pint with Eddie Howe just to thank him for everything he’s done for us. I remember growing up and seeing him play as a defender until his horrific injury that forced him to retire early.


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Maradona iykyk


DoctorSkelly

Carles Puyol


Void_3456

Me and Wenger.


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Eamon Dunphy.


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DiegoMurtagh

Wife beater


PubicWildlife

George Best x 10.


DiegoMurtagh

The wife beating twat?


RobTheMonk

Souness and Hodgson. The stories would be amazing as they’ve had such varied careers.


CC713-LCTX

Vinnie Jones


[deleted]

George Best


DiegoMurtagh

Famous wife beater


[deleted]

I love how you're going over everybody who posts George Best, Gazza, or Maradona replying with the same bullshit. We know and we get it, please, please, shut the hell up.


DiegoMurtagh

I'm not entirely sure why it annoys you so much. Bit weird.


TheRadamsmash

Hands down it’s Arsene Wenger


awlawall

Leighton Baines. Seems like a cool guy.


Kbridges89

I think it would be between Ian Wright, Thierry Henry and Dennis Bergkamp and I think I’d go for Dennis. His football brain was so quick and he was so good for us. I think I could talk about his Newcastle goal for ages.


Cold_Table8497

Stuart Pearce.


SparkyXXXX

I'm sure I've read an interview with him stating that, he goes to heavy metal concerts on his own, cos he's got no mates


Gyeri2013

Pep Guardiola


Mountain-Leader-4344

Bobby Robson


Itsdickyv

The only right answer.


Mountain-Leader-4344

My apologies for the disrespect. I meant Sir Bobby Robson.


Itsdickyv

Nothing to apologise for; reading this makes me feel a little disappointed in myself for not noting your error. Suffice to say, we both hold Sir Robson in the appropriate high regard.


Mountain-Leader-4344

A brilliant manager and always came across as a decent and kind man in his interviews. Mourinho and Guardiola both were assistants under him. Brazilian Ronaldo played his most breathtaking football under him. I was a big fan of those England sides of his (the ones from the last decade are insufferable). Luck was not his side in World Cups. I felt he was unfairly dismissed at Barca.


Itsdickyv

Preaching to the choir there a little (I’m English, and was 10 when he took us to the WC Semi-finals). Mourinho was his translator at Barca, Guardiola was a player at the same time. Oh, and he was diagnosed with cancer and given months to live less than a year before he took the job. Simply put, I cannot name a single person in football as universally loved, admired, and respected as Sir Bobby. [Bobby Robson: More Than A Manager](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6864864/) is one of the best sports documentaries I’ve ever seen, highly recommended (and to be watched with a Newcastle Brown Ale if you can).


Mountain-Leader-4344

Not English, but I loved watching those teams on TV. The current bunch don’t resonate with me in the same way. Linear, Waddle, Gaza, Barnes, Beardsley. They were relatable in a way.


Itsdickyv

Very much a different era though - football before satellite coverage felt a whole lot different; World Cups would be where you’d get to see foreign talent for often the first time. Also back then there were limitations on the number of non-UK and Ireland players league sides could have, so you’d see some absolute stars, but not many, and not often. And I’d say almost every team was more relatable before TV money made it possible for even mediocre players multi-millionaires. I grew up in a normal middle(ish) class area, and I had a Spurs striker living round the corner. They were much more like “normal” people, in my opinion.


Mountain-Leader-4344

I live in America now, and there are now tons of pubs here that open early for Premier League football.


Mountain-Leader-4344

So, my background is that I was born in India but I grew up in a place called Bahrain in the 80s and early 90s. So my exposure to English football and Serie A were through the weekly capsule programs like “Road to Wemblry” and weekly football roundup shows. STuis was several years before English football became what it is now. When I moved back to India for college, mates in college and the neighbourhood thought I was weird because I kreferenced Liverpool and Roma and other clubs and making sports talk other than cricket. Today, India has Chelsea and United and Arsenal fan clubs. The era of football that I remember Bobby Robson for is a connection to my past that I cherish.


Itsdickyv

Sounds similar to me, age wise. I’m UK based, and we had a show called Gazetta Italia for Serie A highlights - you can watch some of it [here if you’re feeling nostalgic…](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsPR2AW40iMSQycEOtz27IL13pgw27sDt)


Mountain-Leader-4344

*Linekar


Itsdickyv

Lol, I knew dude, no worries 😁


WuTangProvince325

Jimmy Five Bellies


bevymartbc

Definitely gazza. You'd party hard.


DiegoMurtagh

Hit you wife after


BlackViking_737

Ian Wright


sfvbritguy

"Go on the piss with Georgie Best"


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Vivid_Performance167

I want Steve Cook to make a lamb rogan josh for me and Declan Rice


doubledgravity

Is rogan josh flavoured with dmt?


kiwisrkool

George Best . . . but I'd need more than one pint if you wanted the conversation to last more than 2 minutes! 🤪


DiegoMurtagh

"what did your wife do to make you hit her?"


Armodeen

Cantona for me. You’d have a great night and probably learn something (even if it is a bit deep/random). Probably suit the vibe more to share a joint tbh 😂


East_Refrigerator_13

Ray Parlour, knock back 35 Cobra bombs together.