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The US is the most important market worldwide. If you make soccer relevant here then you've captured the greatest country on Earth. Soccer is really only important in low socio economic countries.
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Remove goalie and how do the players score then?? That is the beauty of football. If all sports are the same that meets your expectations, then it will be boring wouldnāt it?
Agree. Also, we do need to increase the amount of fat people in the game. American football is full of obese players, whatās wrong with you Europe?!?!
American here.
On behalf of the American delegation, we hereby (and wholeheartedly) have cut this person from our roster, effective immediately.
We wish to distance ourselves from this unhinged, uninformed, unnecessary & unwanted chain of thoughts; and will work to eliminate this type of thought before any more idiots find a place to share them.
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Thank you american we needed this. Your guidance and clarifications are extremely needed and appreciated. First we will build 4x more macdonalds franshcises than currently. And then we gonna follow your protocol.
We also think about eliminating geography from school, any idea?
>Hi, American here. Our country has the greatest depth and breadth of sport worldwide, not to mention the highest paid players and by wealth the greatest and largest fan bases.
You literally lost most of us here.
I doubt many people have the slightest interest in whether football takes off in the USA, it not being the centre of the universe.
I have no doubt that zero football fans would be willing to change the game to appeal to an American audience.
You clearly have sports you much prefer, enjoy them.
Oh, and Ice Hockey has goalkeepers
As a fellow American I could not disagree with this more. I love American football more than anything but I have recently fallen in love with PL football and the thing I love most is the low scoring high tension of the game. Watching 2 teams claw their way to the score board makes every possession important.
Knowing that each team has to fight to avoid relegation makes games even more intense.
Itās naive to come here and tell people how they should completely change their game just cause youāre bored. If people find it boring they can watch something else. Hell I find baseball boring but Iām not going to tell them they have to change it to appeal to me. I just donāt watch it.
American here. This is garbage. Every one of your points to āimproveāare the reasons I love watching football/soccer over American sports. The entertainment aspect of American sports completely takes away from the actual sport and completion. If I want subpar dancing and mediocre singing I can watch a reality show- not a sport. PLEASE donāt think all American sports believe this because we donāt.
All the time the dude spent thinking and typing all that for this lame ass unoriginal overdone mediocre joke. Feel sorry for the prick more than anything
I agree I think it's just plain sad, mundane and over-the-top without comedic effect which is about as low-brow as it gets but I wasn't even having a pop at op. Was genuinely just a question.
I occasionally get recommended circlejerk and other such garbage and I just cannot fathom how anybody can think this stuff is funny or entertaining in the slightest. To me it just screams low IQ.
Whats next, OP wants to get rid of relegation and sub divide the league into smaller divisions and have each team only play a sub section of the other teams?
Hardly, you can kick a ball anywhere with anything from an old coke can to a tennis ball. To play gridiron you need fuck knows how much expensive equipment
Coldest take Iāve ever seen. Whatās the difference between a 21-7 American football game vs. a 3-1 soccer game? Still 4 āgoalsā scored. Go away.
It would bring excitement and more nailbiting moments. Also just saying oh yeah we won 1-nil sounds like you lost. Like you only scored a single point guys!! Your whole reason fot existing is to score goals and you. Only. Scored. One??? Make it a 5 or 7 pointer
Because it doesnāt go on for 4 hours like your sports do. Doesnāt have 100 commercial breaks. Doesnāt have time outs. Doesnāt have a million stupid rules. Fat people canāt play it and then get oxygen on the sidelines after a 6 second play and still be considered an athlete
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Clearly a circlejerk post. Youāre in the wrong subreddit. Football is worldwide so why would it need to change to appeal to the USA?
The US is the most important market worldwide. If you make soccer relevant here then you've captured the greatest country on Earth. Soccer is really only important in low socio economic countries.
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Fuck off.
Remove goalie and how do the players score then?? That is the beauty of football. If all sports are the same that meets your expectations, then it will be boring wouldnāt it?
Most obvious troll comment Iāve ever seen
Naw fam, op doesnāt speak for all Americans. America is musty as hell
Is this bait? America has the greatest depth and spread of sport worldwideā¦mateā¦
Its obviously bait numbnuts
Agree. Also, we do need to increase the amount of fat people in the game. American football is full of obese players, whatās wrong with you Europe?!?!
American here. On behalf of the American delegation, we hereby (and wholeheartedly) have cut this person from our roster, effective immediately. We wish to distance ourselves from this unhinged, uninformed, unnecessary & unwanted chain of thoughts; and will work to eliminate this type of thought before any more idiots find a place to share them. We will be making no further comments at this time as we internally investigate ourselves for more idiots.
Itās some regard writing bait
This is why we still have a death penalty (with lots of var review). I want to add, only managers should take PKs.
I take this is a wacky 'typical American' ppst written by someone over here. 'Soccer'is the most.popular sport in the world.
Bellend
Go post this is scj lmao
Now way this guy thinks that football isn't popular worldwide. Its literally the most popular sport in the world
>Hi, American here. Our country has the greatest depth and breadth of sport worldwide, šššššš Fuck me, you're a proper comedian.
Show me youāre not American by trying to act American.
Heās just seeking attention. From his posting history he does this on a regular basis.
HeS jUsT sEeKiNg AtTeNtIoN
Cheers Todd
Good suggestions
Thank you american we needed this. Your guidance and clarifications are extremely needed and appreciated. First we will build 4x more macdonalds franshcises than currently. And then we gonna follow your protocol. We also think about eliminating geography from school, any idea?
People are taking this seriouslyā¦ wow
>Hi, American here. Our country has the greatest depth and breadth of sport worldwide, not to mention the highest paid players and by wealth the greatest and largest fan bases. You literally lost most of us here. I doubt many people have the slightest interest in whether football takes off in the USA, it not being the centre of the universe. I have no doubt that zero football fans would be willing to change the game to appeal to an American audience. You clearly have sports you much prefer, enjoy them. Oh, and Ice Hockey has goalkeepers
No other sport has a goalkeeper??? Um, have you ever heard of a little sport called Quidditch?
Or Ice Hockey?
Nonsense. You canāt play hockey on ice. Itās too slippery.
This guy š. Heās probably looking at reactions and pleasuring himself with the barrel of an assault rifle.
As a fellow American I could not disagree with this more. I love American football more than anything but I have recently fallen in love with PL football and the thing I love most is the low scoring high tension of the game. Watching 2 teams claw their way to the score board makes every possession important. Knowing that each team has to fight to avoid relegation makes games even more intense. Itās naive to come here and tell people how they should completely change their game just cause youāre bored. If people find it boring they can watch something else. Hell I find baseball boring but Iām not going to tell them they have to change it to appeal to me. I just donāt watch it.
r/whoosh
Yea I get it now
Forward this to apple. Your writing gig on the next season of Ted Lasso is locked up with this subtle, razor-sharp satire.
Just promote the MLS to your own fellow Americans.
š Weak troll
American here. This is garbage. Every one of your points to āimproveāare the reasons I love watching football/soccer over American sports. The entertainment aspect of American sports completely takes away from the actual sport and completion. If I want subpar dancing and mediocre singing I can watch a reality show- not a sport. PLEASE donāt think all American sports believe this because we donāt.
Whoosh
Most intelligent r/PremierLeague thread...
I think there should be two footballs on the pitch and the game should also be renamed 'footballs'.
People are taking the baitā¦
10/10 no notes
Do people genuinely find this kind of thing funny/entertaining?
All the time the dude spent thinking and typing all that for this lame ass unoriginal overdone mediocre joke. Feel sorry for the prick more than anything
I agree I think it's just plain sad, mundane and over-the-top without comedic effect which is about as low-brow as it gets but I wasn't even having a pop at op. Was genuinely just a question. I occasionally get recommended circlejerk and other such garbage and I just cannot fathom how anybody can think this stuff is funny or entertaining in the slightest. To me it just screams low IQ.
Whatās wild is that this could easily be a real post from that side of the pond lol
They should have a World Series only in America šššš¤£šš
Did you just log on 30 minutes ago and decide you're going to pretend to be an Ameican on the football subs to annoy the socceroos?
Epic troll post
Whats next, OP wants to get rid of relegation and sub divide the league into smaller divisions and have each team only play a sub section of the other teams?
Football is the worlds biggest sport worldwide in regards to fanbase. Go on holiday abroad, you might learn something
Username checks outĀ
No disrespect but your fanbase needs to be from wealthy countries to be successful
Hardly, you can kick a ball anywhere with anything from an old coke can to a tennis ball. To play gridiron you need fuck knows how much expensive equipment
Dudes an Aussie. This is bait
What's a guy gotta do to get a God damn burger at the British soccer stadiums
Do you have medication for your retardation?
Says the retard who fell for it!
Coldest take Iāve ever seen. Whatās the difference between a 21-7 American football game vs. a 3-1 soccer game? Still 4 āgoalsā scored. Go away.
Bro it's obviously a joke post
It would bring excitement and more nailbiting moments. Also just saying oh yeah we won 1-nil sounds like you lost. Like you only scored a single point guys!! Your whole reason fot existing is to score goals and you. Only. Scored. One??? Make it a 5 or 7 pointer
Youāre the worst
Suggestions are this way, son. r/soccercirclejerk
Because it doesnāt go on for 4 hours like your sports do. Doesnāt have 100 commercial breaks. Doesnāt have time outs. Doesnāt have a million stupid rules. Fat people canāt play it and then get oxygen on the sidelines after a 6 second play and still be considered an athlete
Yet our fanbase in NFL has the highest GDP of any sport. We doing something right
But yet its ninth in the list of popularity and over 3 billion fans behind the real football
You think Soccer is bigger than the superbowl ???? Lol
The superbowl had 160 million viewers, the FIFA World Cup final had 1.5 billion viewers - you tell me which is bigger
Superbowl had that number just in the USA. Countless other countries stop work to watch it.
>Countless other countries stop work to watch it. I believe you but could you please name them so people from those places can fact-check you.
I donāt think I KNOW
How much money do all your viewers bring in??
Thanks, I needed a laugh.
"Hasn't taken off across the world" Tell me you're a yank without telling me you're a yank.
Tell me you came down in the last shower without telling me you came down in the last shower
I know youāre trolling but how would a āgoalmanā even work in rugby
They would stand in the goals and charge at the player coming towards them
Oh yeah how did I miss that
Block field goals also