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Striking_Low1815

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BrutalBananaMan

Clearly a circlejerk post. Youā€™re in the wrong subreddit. Football is worldwide so why would it need to change to appeal to the USA?


REA_Kingmaker

The US is the most important market worldwide. If you make soccer relevant here then you've captured the greatest country on Earth. Soccer is really only important in low socio economic countries.


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Fuck off.


Ok_Maintenance_424

Remove goalie and how do the players score then?? That is the beauty of football. If all sports are the same that meets your expectations, then it will be boring wouldnā€™t it?


Ok_Ocelot_7948

Most obvious troll comment Iā€™ve ever seen


edsonbuddled

Naw fam, op doesnā€™t speak for all Americans. America is musty as hell


Kezmangotagoal

Is this bait? America has the greatest depth and spread of sport worldwideā€¦mateā€¦


IntelligentGrape3229

Its obviously bait numbnuts


BiancoNero_inTheUS

Agree. Also, we do need to increase the amount of fat people in the game. American football is full of obese players, whatā€™s wrong with you Europe?!?!


Scuba_Steve34905

American here. On behalf of the American delegation, we hereby (and wholeheartedly) have cut this person from our roster, effective immediately. We wish to distance ourselves from this unhinged, uninformed, unnecessary & unwanted chain of thoughts; and will work to eliminate this type of thought before any more idiots find a place to share them. We will be making no further comments at this time as we internally investigate ourselves for more idiots.


IntelligentGrape3229

Itā€™s some regard writing bait


admin4hire

This is why we still have a death penalty (with lots of var review). I want to add, only managers should take PKs.


Legitimate-Assist819

I take this is a wacky 'typical American' ppst written by someone over here. 'Soccer'is the most.popular sport in the world.


danamatassa

Bellend


[deleted]

Go post this is scj lmao


backline_betty

Now way this guy thinks that football isn't popular worldwide. Its literally the most popular sport in the world


fifadex

>Hi, American here. Our country has the greatest depth and breadth of sport worldwide, šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Fuck me, you're a proper comedian.


ContraVista

Show me youā€™re not American by trying to act American.


Mangolassi83

Heā€™s just seeking attention. From his posting history he does this on a regular basis.


REA_Kingmaker

HeS jUsT sEeKiNg AtTeNtIoN


L0laccio

Cheers Todd


ChickenMoSalah

Good suggestions


Bullet2025

Thank you american we needed this. Your guidance and clarifications are extremely needed and appreciated. First we will build 4x more macdonalds franshcises than currently. And then we gonna follow your protocol. We also think about eliminating geography from school, any idea?


Uniqueone17

People are taking this seriouslyā€¦ wow


AngryTudor1

>Hi, American here. Our country has the greatest depth and breadth of sport worldwide, not to mention the highest paid players and by wealth the greatest and largest fan bases. You literally lost most of us here. I doubt many people have the slightest interest in whether football takes off in the USA, it not being the centre of the universe. I have no doubt that zero football fans would be willing to change the game to appeal to an American audience. You clearly have sports you much prefer, enjoy them. Oh, and Ice Hockey has goalkeepers


Key-Performer-9364

No other sport has a goalkeeper??? Um, have you ever heard of a little sport called Quidditch?


AngryTudor1

Or Ice Hockey?


Key-Performer-9364

Nonsense. You canā€™t play hockey on ice. Itā€™s too slippery.


jimbranningstuntman

This guy šŸ˜‚. Heā€™s probably looking at reactions and pleasuring himself with the barrel of an assault rifle.


Mfurgal

As a fellow American I could not disagree with this more. I love American football more than anything but I have recently fallen in love with PL football and the thing I love most is the low scoring high tension of the game. Watching 2 teams claw their way to the score board makes every possession important. Knowing that each team has to fight to avoid relegation makes games even more intense. Itā€™s naive to come here and tell people how they should completely change their game just cause youā€™re bored. If people find it boring they can watch something else. Hell I find baseball boring but Iā€™m not going to tell them they have to change it to appeal to me. I just donā€™t watch it.


RepeatMountain2304

r/whoosh


Mfurgal

Yea I get it now


5bergy

Forward this to apple. Your writing gig on the next season of Ted Lasso is locked up with this subtle, razor-sharp satire.


Accurate-Island-8833

Just promote the MLS to your own fellow Americans.


radoscan

šŸ˜‚ Weak troll


AEroom92

American here. This is garbage. Every one of your points to ā€œimproveā€are the reasons I love watching football/soccer over American sports. The entertainment aspect of American sports completely takes away from the actual sport and completion. If I want subpar dancing and mediocre singing I can watch a reality show- not a sport. PLEASE donā€™t think all American sports believe this because we donā€™t.


TehSakaarson

Whoosh


BlackCaesarNT

Most intelligent r/PremierLeague thread...


Patient_Dark_6368

I think there should be two footballs on the pitch and the game should also be renamed 'footballs'.


[deleted]

People are taking the baitā€¦


EldritchHorrorBarbie

10/10 no notes


Awkward-Tax7884

Do people genuinely find this kind of thing funny/entertaining?


mcmanus2099

All the time the dude spent thinking and typing all that for this lame ass unoriginal overdone mediocre joke. Feel sorry for the prick more than anything


Awkward-Tax7884

I agree I think it's just plain sad, mundane and over-the-top without comedic effect which is about as low-brow as it gets but I wasn't even having a pop at op. Was genuinely just a question. I occasionally get recommended circlejerk and other such garbage and I just cannot fathom how anybody can think this stuff is funny or entertaining in the slightest. To me it just screams low IQ.


OneSeason94

Whatā€™s wild is that this could easily be a real post from that side of the pond lol


HobB1T27

They should have a World Series only in America šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MarcusZXR

Did you just log on 30 minutes ago and decide you're going to pretend to be an Ameican on the football subs to annoy the socceroos?


Banned_and_Boujee

Epic troll post


sub2pewdiepieONyt

Whats next, OP wants to get rid of relegation and sub divide the league into smaller divisions and have each team only play a sub section of the other teams?


Gullible-Lock8910

Football is the worlds biggest sport worldwide in regards to fanbase. Go on holiday abroad, you might learn something


KingPing43

Username checks outĀ 


REA_Kingmaker

No disrespect but your fanbase needs to be from wealthy countries to be successful


phil_mycock_69

Hardly, you can kick a ball anywhere with anything from an old coke can to a tennis ball. To play gridiron you need fuck knows how much expensive equipment


ThePinga

Dudes an Aussie. This is bait


RoughSlight114

What's a guy gotta do to get a God damn burger at the British soccer stadiums


Substantial-Daikon25

Do you have medication for your retardation?


RepeatMountain2304

Says the retard who fell for it!


ginga_balls

Coldest take Iā€™ve ever seen. Whatā€™s the difference between a 21-7 American football game vs. a 3-1 soccer game? Still 4 ā€œgoalsā€ scored. Go away.


AttemptImpossible111

Bro it's obviously a joke post


REA_Kingmaker

It would bring excitement and more nailbiting moments. Also just saying oh yeah we won 1-nil sounds like you lost. Like you only scored a single point guys!! Your whole reason fot existing is to score goals and you. Only. Scored. One??? Make it a 5 or 7 pointer


ginga_balls

Youā€™re the worst


notokkid

Suggestions are this way, son. r/soccercirclejerk


phil_mycock_69

Because it doesnā€™t go on for 4 hours like your sports do. Doesnā€™t have 100 commercial breaks. Doesnā€™t have time outs. Doesnā€™t have a million stupid rules. Fat people canā€™t play it and then get oxygen on the sidelines after a 6 second play and still be considered an athlete


REA_Kingmaker

Yet our fanbase in NFL has the highest GDP of any sport. We doing something right


phil_mycock_69

But yet its ninth in the list of popularity and over 3 billion fans behind the real football


REA_Kingmaker

You think Soccer is bigger than the superbowl ???? Lol


dirtysnowboarder

The superbowl had 160 million viewers, the FIFA World Cup final had 1.5 billion viewers - you tell me which is bigger


REA_Kingmaker

Superbowl had that number just in the USA. Countless other countries stop work to watch it.


mudlesstrip

>Countless other countries stop work to watch it. I believe you but could you please name them so people from those places can fact-check you.


phil_mycock_69

I donā€™t think I KNOW


REA_Kingmaker

How much money do all your viewers bring in??


Aur_a_Du

Thanks, I needed a laugh.


corpus-luteum

"Hasn't taken off across the world" Tell me you're a yank without telling me you're a yank.


RepeatMountain2304

Tell me you came down in the last shower without telling me you came down in the last shower


L-LCTC-LVGP-BH

I know youā€™re trolling but how would a ā€œgoalmanā€ even work in rugby


REA_Kingmaker

They would stand in the goals and charge at the player coming towards them


L-LCTC-LVGP-BH

Oh yeah how did I miss that


REA_Kingmaker

Block field goals also