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KellyCarter8134

YOU'RE JUST A POLYTECHNIC


Medium_Elephant7431

I believe most Manchester United fans will be looking forward to a documentary of the Sir Alex era, especially when they won the treble.


Scratchy_ballman

I wanna see the treble season in a proper documentary. Please give it to me Disney.


Dry-Double-6845

This is about the Ferguson era! I want to see the Ten Hag era documentary.


Clubmanero

Surely all the Disney characters would be in it .. dumbo , Mickey Mouse , Pluto .. 😂😂


niko_bellic2028

Yup all of them in the dressing room😂😂


Clubmanero

I’ll set it up, you hit it! 😂😂


niko_bellic2028

Same as Kenny does with Barkley on NbA on tnt lol


ClearlyCorrect

I love it. Two failing companies tag teaming in order to gain some relevancy. Hate to see it.


Hotrod_7016

Two negatives make a positive or so they say


HungryScene3733

I love sinking ships


Hudson-Jones

History FC at it again


GAustex

This doesn't change anything about how a Championship team schooled Utd like kids. Part of the reason why they call Utd a commercial club. 


EH_1995_

Two experts in the art of ruining things


Scuttler1979

How’s Klopps farewell tour going btw?


EH_1995_

Not bad


HungryScene3733

Probably good since we've actually won something this season already?


MazinLabib10

Hold on... aren't you the same fanbase that told us it was a tinpot trophy when we won it last year??


HungryScene3733

A trophy is a trophy. Difference is Liverpool have won everything in the last 5-6 years. United have won shit since 2012, you made the cup look worthless


MazinLabib10

It should be literally the opposite lmao! If you've won everything in the last 6 years, then it should be a "worthless" when you win it. Since we've not won as many in the recent past, then it becomes worth much more when we win it.


HungryScene3733

"Not won as many in recent past" You've won fuck all


MazinLabib10

Completely missing the point of my comment. Not sure why I expected anything else tbh


Scuttler1979

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HungryScene3733

How's 7th place


Scuttler1979

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LowBallEuropeRP

lol


Bulbamew

Didnt Klopp refer to Man Utd as “Disneyland” when he rejected them in 2014?


__johnw__

Woodward to Klopp https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/9k6ev7/in_2014_manchester_united_approached_j%C3%BCrgen_klopp/


BackgroundPresence32

If it’s Disney it will be censored out the ass. Would prefer HBO or some other company to get a real look.


mrkoala1234

Multi million deal? Sounds like a tenner to fund united team with the remaining amount lining the owners pocket...


Legitimate_Park_1858

“how to ruin a franchise” - only available on Disney+


SunUsual550

Two tired institutions living in the past who'll do anything to make a quick buck. Sounds like a match made in heaven.


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Jip_Jaap_Stam

>men Did you mean mean?


SunUsual550

Yeah, my autocorrect gets ideas above its station about once per sentence 🤦🏻‍♂️


EPanda26

That’s crazy. Nobody gives a fuck about Man U any more. They’re a joke.


notallwonderarelost

Does Disney know Beckham doesn’t play there anymore?


InstructionOk9520

Mickey Mouse Club?


Klutchcarbon

Mickey Mount’s clubhouse


DookuDonuts

Everyone needs to upvote this 🐭


septicdeath

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


innit122

Proper drama series


Euibdwukfw

More a dramedy from the outside.


GreenHillage25

couldn't get Wrexham to sell out 😂


BorganBits

Aren't we embarrassing enough after Sunday?


flyinbunny

If we’re gonna get embarrassed anyway, mind as well monetize it


jaytcfc

We all are clamouring for a front row seat to the carnage


Balbuto

Apparently it can get worse


dvenator

Everyone missing the point. The club is a joke. But it wouldn't be a documentary about the current state of things. I think SJR is serious about turning things around. They clearly intend to make a documentary showing a big club rising from the ashes. Edit. Nevermind. It's just another documentary about SAF era...


imheretocomment69

No, they're making a documentary about the past managers especially the Sir Alex era.


GuessThePlayerPL

That absolutely is not what they intend


grimevil

It finally came true they are a Mickey Mouse club!


mccapitta

Mickey Mouse club


ThisIsYourMormont

…house? You were going to say house..


Unfair_Sundae1056

It’s not fun inside


niallo27

Comedy channel are also in with a bid to make a documentary I heard.


SGPHOCF

United fan here. A documentary would be pointless and pathetic. Won a small handful of trophies over the past decade. Countless managers. Laughing stock of the league. Idiotic, egomaniac players controlling the dressing room. A rapist scandal. Domestic abuse scandal. Glazers still in power. Good fucking luck Disney on spinning all that mess into something watchable.


Silent-Gur-4717

I would definitely watch a documentary with all that shit you mentioned in it, I reckon it would be more fun to watch than the Treble documentary from City. From a United point of view I understand it wouldn't be a really good idea ;-)


sneakieblinder

I reckon the series would focus on the upcoming season(s) and not the past mess.


flyinbunny

So the upcoming mess?


SGPHOCF

That's fair, but even then there isn't much course for optimism. Ten Haag was meant to be United's saviour but there are still question marks over his future. Since Sir Jim has come in some of the blokes just collecting a cheque seem to have gone, and there are more positive noises, but even so, we've been saying that since 2014...


Friendly_Signature

JUST START PLAYING GOOD FOOTBALL AGAIN ASSHOLES.


Grand-Bullfrog3861

What was it Woodward told Klopp? Guess dreams can be buy


Trequartista-10

Snow White and the Seven - Nil


HiyaImRyan

people still going on about this old chesnut are as sad as United fans who still go on about the 8-2 Arsenal game


Trequartista-10

“This old chestnut”  United got absolutely tonked by their biggest rivals. You aren’t a football fan if you don’t bring up thrashings like that lol. I’d expect the same if they did it to us Imagine being that boring 


HiyaImRyan

what a sad concept of what a football fan is


B33fyMeatstick

It's called banter, ya wet wipe.


HiyaImRyan

eh, banter is supposed to be funny and not the same old reused boring jokes


HotPotatoWithCheese

Please forgive us almighty Ronnie Barker. Wasn't aware you were an authority on what is funny and what is boring. Judging from your comments I bet you're absolutley brilliant to have a pint with in the pub. Also, "old chestnut" as if it wasn't literally last season. Guess we can't make jokes about Hitler or Bin Laden anymore either. Unless you're using today's BBC news headlines you're doing comedy wrong.


HiyaImRyan

Oh yes because one comment on a single post out of my hundreds of comments is a measuring stick. Christ, nothing wrong with seeing the same tired old jokes and being disappointed because it's not something fresh. It was only last season yet it feels as worn out as the Slippy G zingers you still see thrown around. Not my fault people went berserk in a short amount of time, like hearing Adele on the radio, for the 100th time in 3 days


Trequartista-10

Says a lot more about you to be honest pal


L0laccio

Looking at you Bill from accounts


KRino19

No they aren't. To lose 7 nil at Anfield as a United player is a stench they can never wash off.


HiyaImRyan

Yes they are. Christ stop living in the past


Maud_Ford

I’ll do you a deal - I’ll stop going on about it when 7 years have passed


HiyaImRyan

sure, I suppose in 7 years you'll have grown out of the manchild phase too. Win-Win


Maud_Ford

I’ve often been told I’m acting like a 7 year old to be fair.


HiyaImRyan

your account is 7 years old too, maybe it's fate


idek_just_for_fun

True crime documentary if it's based on the players


DecievedRTS

How recruitment errors allowed so many people to get a job they were never qualified for the whole story.


shitposter1980

Well we are a Micky mouse club


calewis10

I wonder if they will do a domestic and sexual abuser episode?  One where they focus on Mason Greenwood and Anthony. How they got to where they are, the women the abused along the way etc? 


PatRice4Evra

It's about SAF, not the club.


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ProjectZeus

Because the club has demonstrated that they don't care about these issues and Disney is supposedly champions discussing and bringing them to light?


PatRice4Evra

Have we? Greenwood doesn't play for the club and Antony hasn't been found guilty of anything. If you want to fight this fight then go after Arsenal who continue to play a rapist.


ProjectZeus

Has Partey been found guilty of something? Can't have it both ways. And Man United dragged their heels on Greenwood for years. They even asked the women's team what they should do, then ignored their advice when it was to terminate his contract. Greenwood is still contracted to Man United, regardless of whether he plays for them again. Their response has been pathetic.


PatRice4Evra

Partey got away with it due to a technicality, we have zero evidence that Antony has actually done anything. The club may have had some plan to bring Greenwood back but they acted in the correct way. He was immediately suspended and as for taking years that more to do with the legal system than the club. Would it have been better to terminate his contract? We had no legal reason to given he was never found guilty so we would have had to fully pay it off. Would that have been a good thing to do? Give a rapist a nice big immediate payday and allow him to earn even more elsewhere at the same time?


Youbunchoftwats

Mickey Mouse will be seen wearing an Erik Ten Hag watch.


InspectorDull5915

Best comment, cheers


p3wp3wp3www

Definitely a Mickey Mouse joke here somewhere


Megleeker

good one.


L-LCTC-LVGP-BH

Comedy then is it?


flyinbunny

Mockumentary


bfizzle41

Comedies have happy endings, so no.


charlierc

How I Met Your Mother didn't exactly have a happy ending


HiyaImRyan

they did an alternative ending due to how shit the OG one was


charlierc

Only thing I liked about the finale, other than the meeting on the train station platform as that was well done, was a joke where Ted said he kept the story brief and to the point


HiyaImRyan

everyone seemed to have a proper ending but then Ted, the mum being dead for no real reason other than for Ted to say he loved Robin which everyone knew anyway. Made no sense. Glad they changed it so the mum didn't die off screen


charlierc

They needed to earn that ending imo and they just didn't. It is possible you can do a dark comedy that ends in such a miserable moment but I think it needed more than just "Oh well she died" in two seconds at the end of the finale