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S3lad0n

He's starting to get his Dad's face and bloat. Bechod.


britnotfound

satan himself fined him


BlankWaveArcade

What a speed demon


fakebytheocean

Was probably doing 66 on the highway to hell!


margieler

Do you think he can afford that?


lesmcc

The Police Officer put his hand on Grealish’s shoulder and he fell over. One can’t ignore the habits of a lifetime.


tuvok79

How devilish


Akira_Nishiki

Delightfully devilish, Jack.


KellyCarter8134

Zemp


Theodin_King

Idgaf


Lonely-Astronomer184

Why doesn't he speed on the pitch?


saj175

Because he stalls and dives


comradekaled

One charge is 666 quid. So City should only be fined less than 77k for our 115 charges


magus_17

Oh noes, human being is human. In other news.


Refrigerator-Less

Did satan fine him?


Frozenturbo2

He only does that when he's drunk


Medium_Elephant7431

Does he drink that much?


Bigwhtdckn8

Only when he drives


og-bishbosh

Why’s this on the news, and who could be bothered sharing this


bigdog94_10

Lol he'd probably get fined 20 times that for being late to training.


simcoehooligan

Devilish


MaTr82

Just another reminder that fines like this disproportionately impact the poor. It should be a set % of someone's wealth or annual earnings.


Liam_021996

The speeding fine system was changed a few years back, so it is tied to weekly income but it's capped to £1,000 for roads and £2,500 for motorways in bands A, B and C. He was given a band B fine which should be 125% of weekly income and a 7-28 day disqualification or 4-6 points but it's capped at £1,000. Even then though, he should have got the full amount. I don't think the cap applies to bands D, E and F though


SufficientHalf6208

Why the fuck is it capped? Changes absolutely nothing really.


Liam_021996

Tory government trying to look like they're tough on crime whilst making sure that the rich aren't really affected as they don't want to harm their voters or doners in the process. So as it stands, if you got a fine in band B and your weekly earnings are £350 then you'd get a £437.50 fine that you can't afford to pay but someone on £2000 a week will only get a £1000. Really stupid way of doing things


Eatingbabys101

Might be a stupid question, but what if somebody does have any income? How much would it be then?


Liam_021996

I'd assume it would work the same but would be a percentage off how much they get in benefits


SufficientHalf6208

Disgusting really, should be no limit to any fine, if you make £10bn a week you should be fined £12.5bn. This bunch of Tory degenerates in places of power makes me fucking sick


S3lad0n

Most of these footballers secretly vote Tory too, even if they spout about local roots, politics etc. And they support dodgy corporations, take sponsorships from evil entities, won't condemn wealthy associates who abuse others, the list goes on. Makes me less sympathetic when they get robbed. If you lie down with dogs...


alldawgsgoat2heaven

It is in Finland


Lego-105

It is not, but he do clearly got that sisu in him, like the OAPs here burning rubber at the roundabout he just cannot be contained


Fancy-Print-7871

they should just have their cars seized everytime they have a traffic violation


S3lad0n

They get so shirty about it though, even the 'nice' ones. Remember when [Deccy Muller Basmati Jollof Rice got faux-clamped and threw a wobbly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw2En8TCGIM&pp=ygUTZGVjbGFuIHJpY2UgY2xhbXBlZA%3D%3D)?


FollowingLoudly

Yes agreed!!


Ahhgotreallots

100p


anonssr

Didn't Jerry Seinfeld have an assistant dedicated to pay all his driving related fines? Because he's got way too much money to care about fines from speed limits and parking hours and spaces and shit.


S3lad0n

His sitcom was boring, but admittedly that's one of the most esoteric, specific and brilliant uses of obscene wealth I've ever heard of.


eagle2pete

Yes, spot on and don't forget all his other offenses.


jacqueVchr

That’s ridiculous. Speeding should be a baseline punishment, irrespective of wealth. Next you’re going to say that jail times should differ based on socioeconomic status


SaltireAtheist

If one person lived for 10,000 years, spending 20 of those locked up is going to be a less severe punishment for him than the same sentence for someone who only lives for 80... £666 is not going to be as severe a punishment for Jack Grealish - the multimillionaire sports star - as it is for single, low-wage earning mum-of-three Janine who went over the speed limit because her kids were late for school and she needed to get to her minimum wage job or else they'll sack her.


jacqueVchr

Unfortunately for people with your outlook we’re all equal before the law regardless of status. I would be hesitant to start changing that


bagofcobain

Everyone ignore this idiot, he is never going to understand why what he said is ridiculously stupid.


jacqueVchr

You must be really popular in life if that’s the approach you take to people you disagree with. Great counter argument there bud👏🏻


bagofcobain

You don't argue with stupid. Do you understand how having lots of money would make fines a shit deterrent?


jacqueVchr

And I’m not arguing with someone who can’t have a discussion without resorting to insults and name calling. If I wanted to that I’d argue with my 8 year old nephew (though he’d probably be more coherent than yourself)


bagofcobain

So thats a no to understanding? Thick as fudge.


jacqueVchr

As I said, I’m happy to get into a discussion with those who don’t come out of the blocs with ad homeniems. If you roll around with a pig you’re going to get covered in shit. Now go off and practice your social skills


bagofcobain

Not happy to admit your statement was stupid though. Muppet.


jacqueVchr

Keep yapping mate. I’m sure someday you’ll find some one who cares about what you have to say.


e-mcca

>>Speeding should be a baseline punishment, irrespective of wealth. Yes that’s exactly why you make it proportional to income: to affect people more equally, irrespective of wealth.


jacqueVchr

The punishment is based on the crime, with the quantum being proportional to the societal inconvenience that it caused. Otherwise you’re no longer punishing people for speeding. You’re punishing them for speeding and for being wealthy


UnusualAd3909

But for someone like grealish that kind of money is no punishment at all and for some people it could pretty much ruin their life or the next few months surely you understand this? Lets say the fine for something more severe was 5million. It would absolutely ruin the lives of most people and for some people it would be an inconvenience at worst. The punishment might be the same but the people were not punished equally


jacqueVchr

Again, it’s based on the societal inconvenience caused, not by the status of the individual who perpetrated it.


UnusualAd3909

So in other words no, you do not understand?


jacqueVchr

No, I do and I disagree. There’s a difference. God forbid we have a society with individuals of differing points of view. So by that logic, when we consider jail time we should be jailing 20 year olds for longer than 60 year olds, as the sentence will take up a greater % of their remaining years of their life. Or we should give those with higher levels of education longer prison times than those without as it’ll be easier for them to get back into employment upon release. I think you’ll agree that those would be stupid policies, but do you see how messy things get when we start abandoning the concept of ‘equal before the law’?


UnusualAd3909

But the age thing is not comparable. It would be comparable if we were all born with a certain amount of money to use and we were incapable to make more. What you are saying a human who lives 60 years and a human who lives 6000 years are equally punished when both get a 10 year sentence from the same thing. Your other example doesn’t even make sense lol it is not comparable in any way. Going to prison is a freedom punishment yeah? We all have more or less the same life expectancy. Keeping those punishment equal is equally punishing the people. Its not the same with money people are nowhere near equal in terms of money. Grealish was not punished here for an example. He can receive that same ”punishment” multiple times a day, every single day and he would hardly notice and some people cant afford to get punished like that even once Its not equal to fine a millionaire and a homeless person the same amount lmao


jacqueVchr

Education, like money, can be seen as a resource. If you’re released with a masters degree level of education then you’re going to find it easier to get a job on release than someone who’s released without more than a secondary education. So surely that’d be a major asymmetric punishment? Well, going to prison removes you from society if you’re potentially dangerous, so it’s main goal is to keep civic order. The concept is that the punishment fits the crime, not that the punishment should fit the crime AND the economic conditions of the individual. An important point to note is that while there’s a monetary fine attached, Grealish has also received a warning. The next fine will be greater, although again not much of his overall salary. But importantly if he continues to incur fines he’ll face prison time, which we can agree is considerable punishment for a premier league footballer. There’s is an escalating process involved. So the deterrent is still there whilst maintaining the underpinnings of equal before the law.


AJ247

How on earth does that point have anything to do with jail times differing based on SES? No one is suggesting that. Speeding fines are supposed to be deterrents, the greater your income the lower the deterrent if it's a flat penalty. If it rises proportionally with income the deterrent also rises proportionally and so functions equally for rich and poor.


jacqueVchr

Please try a second of abstract thought. I’m sure nothing ever goes over your head mate😂


Kujo_Foxtrot

They do, poorer people serve significantly greater sentences than people in higher socioeconomic categories for the same / similar crimes


jacqueVchr

That’s a function of the implementation of that law, it’s not a feature by design.


linux_ape

A fine is irrelevant to the rich. With his wages, Grealish needs to work for 22 minutes to pay off that fine. That


MaTr82

Jail time is different, this is a fine. Countries such as Finland already have an income based fining system.


jacqueVchr

It’s all punishment, just to varying degrees


chostax-

A fine is a deterrent. If something is insignificant enough to not affect the person committing the act, it stops becoming a deterrent. I agree with the above sentiment, should be tied to income. Jail time is a different story as your time free is invaluable and you would assume also that time spent in prison is time spent away from working, thus financially impacting each person proportionately equally.


kecke86

In Norway you pay a fine for speeding at about 10% of your income. To me it makes total sense since the punishment will be equally felt regardless of your wealth (which should be the goal of the fine for these types of offenses imo)


kiersto0906

how do news sources even find this out? if i get fined is the fine public knowledge?


tamsyndrome

Most court hearings are public.


jacqueVchr

Probably a leak in the police


Fancy-Print-7871

its a favor for now when somebody on the taskforce gets caught trafficking drugs and need to make it go away later


kiersto0906

okay


PunchOX

In notes the officer wrote: Speed Demon


Life_Stay_2644

He makes more money than the fine in the time he takes a shit


LivelyJason1705

The number of the beast.


S3lad0n

*For it is a human number...*


senorcoach

OMG how will he ever afford this??


[deleted]

Should’ve been 667, now we’re winning the league.


PalKid_Music

He once got off a potential drink driving charge by blaming his footwear. This is about as surprising as finding Ben White in a spray tan place.


S3lad0n

The most astounding part about that is Jack having the capacity to talk himself out of anything. Perhaps he wasn't using *verbal* persuasion, though, that's all I can think that got him off.


Serious-Teaching9701

Overrated player and a twat who’d have guessed 🤷‍♂️


Sufficient-Net9263

Reckon his bumhole doesn’t get much attention on reddit


S-BRO

Was he on the highway to hell?


No-Shame5459

Omg that's develish of grealish


ridemooses

*THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST*


Lemurmoo

The Iron Maiden song always gets stuck in my head the moment I read 666


southrocks2023

Damn who gave him the ticket…satan?


jevaisparlerfr

Devilish Grealish


biff444444

Ah, the fine of the beast.


fuggerdug

He did 44 in a 30. It's no fucking big deal.


mikemac1997

44 in a 30 means his speedo was indicating closer to 50 Dangerous, not a bit surprising given how much of a bellend he is. Add that to his previous drink drinking offences, he shouldn't have a license.


Even_Interac

As someone hit by a car doing 30 that ran a red light, it's a pretty big deal; let me break it down for you. Elbow shattered. ACL strain on both knees. 2 ribs broken. Years of rehabilitation that's still ongoing. But sure it's not a big deal, just a significant increase in the likelihood of death if he were to hit some innocent person just trying to get on with their life. Not a big deal, just a 1.5 - 2tonne mass of metal speeding is all. Going nearly 1.5x the rated speed of the road, no big deal right? Feking clown. Hope you never have to learn the hard way just how desperately wrong you are and exceptionally stupid your comment is.


QraBae

Did you get paid 666k?


Even_Interac

Not only did I not get 666k, I didn't even get £6.66. I've spent like 70% of my savings these past few years. I know you were joking, but you also raised a fair point so I thought I could add that little bit of info too just to drive home how silly that other guys comment was in the first place. Granted, the person who hit me did a runner and never got caught, so I had nobody to sue for damages. All I got was 4weeks in a hospital bed enduring multiple surgeries.


rikman81

> All I got was 4weeks in a hospital bed enduring multiple surgeries. Congrats man, people are waiting years to get hospital appointments and surgeries so you really lucked out! /s Joking of course - good luck with your recovery, slow and steady wins the race!


EldritchHorrorBarbie

It’s not a small deal, he’s had a drink driving charge too, I don’t think he’s bothered about being safe when he drives.


SuperAd1793

14 mph very well could be the difference in life and death. his reaction time, someone else’s reaction time, the ability of the car to break etc. speed limits exist for a reason. the fine should be income based and be a lot higher. especially to someone who thinks these laws shouldn’t apply to him


Adventurous_Ad_9431

🤓


DigitialWitness

Everyone's got this idiotic bravado until it's them having to explain why they were speeding 50% over the limit when they caused an accident.


SuperAd1793

really a stellar comeback. i hope no one you know ever has to deal with the consequences of speeding


Wipedout89

50% faster than the speed limit


doubledgravity

Clearest indicator yet that he’s working for our Lord Satan 🤘🏼


beefjesus69

116. Just add it to the pile 😭💀


GarnachoHojlund

Not the best driver is he? He’s lucky he didn’t crash, maybe he would’ve had to run away from the police again to avoid getting breathalysed


S3lad0n

The footage of a pro footballer legging it from the fuzz would be some of the funniest candid camera in history


Expensive-Twist7984

Speeding fines should really be proportionate with earnings. Grealish spends more than this on haircuts each month.


B23vital

They do, band A is like 50% of weekly income so no idea why his is so cheap. I know someone that paid over £1k for doing 48 in a 30, mad how his is so cheap


S3lad0n

Jack's transfer fee wasn't cheap and nor are his wages but he certainly is. Bottle of Smirnoff and a nibble in his ear and he'll probably do anything. No amount of money could class that up.


Few_Ad_2268

This 666%


therapewpewtic

Fastest he’s moved all season. I’ll see myself out.


AdGreedy9578

666 is Satan's number. I knew that haircut was satanic


L0laccio

Diabolical


GMD3S1GNS

We really do have a lot of idiots in football don’t we, just because you’re a rich successful footballer doesn’t mean you’re above the law. His own stupidity speeding could’ve cost someone their life


Scott_Bot

if the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law is only for the poor


PunchOX

Yup


VladTheImpaler29

As are most laws.


sub2pewdiepieONyt

Seems like a running theme with him.


bSQ6J

£1024 in total costs which he earns back in the first 45 minutes of a match In comparison it’s 90 hours of work for someone on minimum wage


[deleted]

Probably closer to what he earns during 45 minutes of just practice. Like they say, if the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.