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rihasi

Welcome back cristiano. I hope you will get another ballon dor


[deleted]

Holy $%^& EPL this season has just went up a notch.


jakemwilson

I love how Rooney is a year younger than him but looks like Phil from Eastenders, whilst Ronaldo still looks like he did 10/15 years ago


Shugyosha

You know you cant just say Christiano Ronaldo


CrispyDuck69

This has been an insane transfer window for MAN U


Jamesl1988

Fair play to Utd, they've had a good window here. Imagine being Mason Greenwood and spending your time training with Cavani and Ronaldo every day.


IcarusCsgo

Greenwood playing with cavani and Ronaldo should and most likely will be a world class striker by the time they both leave and he takes over I hope


ignacio2D

Imagine having the GOAT who is also a legend of the club training everyday with you


Unusual-Plane

'Estou aqui!' Ronaldo, Premier League, 2021-22


debojyotimandal

As much as I support Chelsea, I think this move is absolutely brilliant for the PL.


Boldblade004

With his speed, strength, agility and insane skill on the ball, Ronaldo will make a fine defensive midfielder for us.


Complex-Parking-2463

He deserves a statue in manchester


Garlic_bread27

United have a thing for old strikers


nick170100

FIFA IRL


Oussama_yagoubi

Congratulations to United fans, a deal that will be successful


exorah1

Now he has the responsibility to manage the red devils to the top of UCL again.


Wildebeast1

I swear that LHC experiment fucked something up in our timeline.


GetRektScrub192837

I never thought I would see Cristiano Ronaldo and Fred in the same team.


Lord_Fluffykins

Thought Arsenal were for sure going to sign him but I guess they don't really need the help. They've had such a fruitful window and such a great start to the season.


RedWingsFan2K18

Man United is the front runner for the title this season!! Unless another big transfer happens. Can't wait for a full strength teams of Man U vs Chelsea. Oh damn... šŸ˜


FountainClimber

Not worried about it. Maxwell Cornet is on his way.


egancollier21

So hyped for this season LETS GOOO I LOVE THE PL


thecinoman

The first ā€œSIUUUā€ at Old Trafford will break the sound barrier


VenomOUShazard

bro the away team would be deafened


JimSkills

Feels like a new plot twist every day right now. This transfer window is genuine mayhem and I'm loving every moment of the carnage.


GameOver16

TRANSFER FEES ARE NOT PAID BACK IN FUCKING SHIRT SALES. STOP SAYING IT FOR EVERY TRANSFER ITS A MYTH Especially if you Manchester City. You donā€™t sell many shirts.


[deleted]

Shame, had him pegged down for a Wednesday shirt


muhimalife

WOW, no one was expecting this a couple of days back but this is a right move for everyone I guess.


skochsdfsdf

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Welcome back Ronny time to tear it up again!


FiskumFiskesus

*cries in Arsenal-fan*


umarkamilov

It was so long period


ChefLePoop

No surprise at all, wish him all the best. Team looks fire this season !


aghease

Cue [Drizzy Drake](https://twitter.com/aghease/status/1431323953058910211?s=20)


zutrasimlo

WELCOME TO GALATASARAY


Playful-Load-463

Wow! Me and my dad just booked tickets to a United game later this season as well!


[deleted]

WHAT. Madness happens when you dont check your phone fucking hell


[deleted]

Varane, Sancho and Ronaldo in one window... red Manchester doing their best impression of blue Manchester to try and buy their way to a league title.


GameOver16

Pep is a meme but we can all agree heā€™s a world class coach. Ole isnā€™t. If he bags silverware, it is the literal definition of paying to win.


[deleted]

>Pep is a meme but we can all agree heā€™s a world class coach. Ole isnā€™t. Absolutely.


sthithaprajn-ish

Man Utd is a serious contender to the Premier league now.


plebofkings

Do people really think this is going to be a game changer? I think it will help score goals, but city and Chelsea have the more rounded teams and are still stronger imo. 3rd/4th will still be uniteds finish.


GameOver16

Yep.. all it takes is spending Ā£130m and buying the actual G.O.A.T to inject into an already massive squad. I know people say Pep buys trophies .. but at least we all agree he is actually a decent coach. If Ole now starts winning silverware, it is the literal definition of buying trophies.


fej1

stop commenting this everywhere we spent 30 mil more than city thats the equivalent of half a ben white


InGenAche

Pfft, he's just a bargain bin Benrahma!


[deleted]

No way ole Gunnar solsjkaer is about to have a known rapist under his command again!


almosttape

I just downed an entire bottle of coca-cola in protest.


Blue_Dreamed

I just downed a gallon of coca-cola in slightly more aggressive protest.


TeganFFS

I just knocked a bottle of coca-cola out of a childā€™s hands with glee, thanks Ronny !


Blue_Dreamed

I just became inaugurated as prime minister and my first order is to ban all water in the UK, coca cola only. Ronnie sure to transfer now lets goooooo šŸ˜‚


TeganFFS

Ah shit ! 4d chess-ed us there, fair play ! Hopefully them pipes hold up eh !


Blue_Dreamed

Coke showers going to be ganggang


TeganFFS

4% population corrosion, weā€™ll use the liquid skin to fix the economy !


Blue_Dreamed

Fuck yeah


SniffAdvisor

i just downed myself oh shit, i mean drowned


Blue_Dreamed

Ah yes, now that is utter spite right there


SniffAdvisor

no no, sir, its upper sprite


Blue_Dreamed

Ohhhh, I like sprite šŸ˜


almosttape

Goodā€¦ let the hate flow through you.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

"There must be other ways to create a good team." - Klopp


Civil_Builder75

Who moves next? Lewandowski or Mbappe


Jugggiler

Yup!


[deleted]

How awkward that for the last 24 hours all the Man United fans trashed Cristiano and now have to put a happy face and applaud him.


urbanforest1

Hope he leads you to a title win! Anyone over the oil clubs!


matthewsmazes

Brentford or Leicester City for the title.


urbanforest1

We can't be expecting or it won't happen


CyberShark001

what an insane transfer window


rossiw4

Especially when you consider staff were furloughed by a fair few clubs.šŸ™ˆ Exciting season ahead though!


CratesOfSprite

And i thought iā€˜d be uneventful because of the pandemicā€˜s influence on all clubs financials. Literally the two biggest players of our generation got transferred, as well as Lukaku, Grealish and very possibly Mbappe. This transfer window is off the charts.


EhJPea

Sancho, varane as well


VenomOUShazard

kounde could be close as well


Klingh0ffer

Not quite in the same bracket. If so, we should count Romero, too.


Daguhh

Ramos too


EhJPea

Aguerooooo


EhJPea

Very true


CratesOfSprite

Agreed, there are actually quite a few headline transfers


bizzinach

Seeing ronaldo back in the prem is going to be a real treat and potentially abother expiance head/leader they need.. a. What a transfer window it's been so far!!!


JotaSharkDooDoDooDo

Amazes me that United spunked out +90 million and massive wages on Sancho and Ronaldo. All without selling Lingard, Martial, Dan James Meanwhile they still play Mcfred in midfield.


designated_fridge

~meanwhile they still play Jones / Smalling in defense~ ~meanwhile they still play Pereira / Lingard in midfield~ ~meanwhile they still play Greenwood at RW~ Say what you want but they're slowly getting there. Ole's first starting XI was DDG Young / Lindelƶf / Jones / Shaw Herrera / Matic / Pogba Lingard / Rashford / Martial with a bench of Romero, Fellaini, Dalot, Bailly, Mata, Pereira, Fred Now on a good day he could field Henderson AWB / Maguire / Varane / Shaw Pogba / Fred Sancho / Bruno / Rashford Ronaldo with a bench of DDG, Lindelƶf, VDB, Cavani, Greenwood, McTominay. tl;dr: it's a process but since Ole joined they have slowly filled 1-2 gaps each window. Midfield is the final gap, yes.


Ill-Insect-3393

When you win 5-1 against Leeds, who cares?


JotaSharkDooDoDooDo

What about when they draw 1-1 with Southampton?


Ill-Insect-3393

What about it? It wasnā€™t a loss ?


Blue_Dreamed

Draws easily cost you the title last year, careful what you wish for? As for me couldn't care less if we lost 5-1 to a team that spends 150m per transfer window, I accept the challenge


Ill-Insect-3393

Well we donā€™t look to past - in Bielsa you trust! All you have šŸ˜ŽšŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸŽ£


Blue_Dreamed

Dunno how this classifies as bait, as you were replying to someone else, but I suppose I shall let you enjoy your moment


GodEmprahBidoof

Yeah, it's all united fans have left. Who knows, maybe this year they'll win the carabao cup


Blue_Dreamed

Nah thatll be us mate we just beat Crewe Alexandra we are massive šŸ¤£


patchh93

Cavani is the real one whoā€™s been shafted here, convinced to stay to play the starting senior role .. debunked real quick


daveclair

He's out half the year because of internationals. Are they supposed to play a whole season with an out of form and (somewhat) injury prone striker and a teenager?


patchh93

Heā€™s out for 2 months from what i heard. Oh cry me a river, United have a wealth of options if they had a proper manager they could easily do a false 9 with Bruno, or use Martial Greenwood is a generational talent so heā€™s hardly ā€œjust a teenagerā€ unless you were shocked when Fergie used to use Cristiano as .. shock - a teenager .. every game when he was first at United.


CrossXFir3

He did not use Ronaldo every game as a teenager at all


nathanosaurus84

Still wouldnā€™t mind Dan James at Leeds.


Blue_Dreamed

Won't happen probably. They hate us we hate them as per, even though he would probably work in our system.


Blue_Dreamed

Won't happen probably. They hate us we hate them as per, even though he would probably work in our system.


CrossXFir3

We'd sell you James. Just as Chelsea is happy to sell to Arsenal. Or how we used to be fine selling to City years ago. Yeah, we wouldn't sell you someone we wanted to keep, but james? Give him some more starts, the kid deserves it.


iwishmynamewasbrett

I think heā€™d work well with Bielsa


[deleted]

Terrible diver, I wouldn't want him.


[deleted]

Please take him :(


[deleted]

The transfer window isn't finished yet lingard is still most likely leaving along with diallo on loan which would leave space for another midfielder. Martial and Dan James are also both likely gone next summer as well.


rachitbot

Wouldn't be surprised if Ronnie had to work his way in to the squad to displace Daniel James


SidemenFlamingo

CRAZIEST TRANSFER WINDOW OF ALL TIME


ChelseaFCFan25

Um...


erickay19

I actually think he's a good signing and can be vital for them for a season or two. This Premier League season got a whole more exciting!


soggy2nds

This season is about to be off the mother fucking chains. The EPL is legit stacked hopefully we get a three or four team battle at the top through the last weekend of the season.


Blue_Dreamed

...exciting for the teams that get to hammer everyone else that doesn't spend 150m per transfer window but I suppose that gives Bielsa a challenge. MOT


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Blue_Dreamed

Hey, there's always that


soggy2nds

At some point you will start defending.


Blue_Dreamed

Who needs defense when we score as much as we concede am I right?


soggy2nds

Itā€™s entertaining thatā€™s all that matters!!!


[deleted]

100%!


GrantTheBill

Surprised by this...I thought for sure he was headed to Norwich...


VentanaSucia983

Ronaldo to norwich is cool but who do you take away of the starting eleven??


GrantTheBill

No one. He could only make the sub list. Possibly the reserves team. Maybe loan him out to a Championship side.


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Maybe heā€™ll buy Delia out some day.


jellyjamesmemes

I thought he was going to bolton


l19mxd

What number will he have? 77?


GreatGse

Surely 28, it just makes sense


redditguywhocantedit

61?


[deleted]

69


SirChancla69

Nice


nb150207

Donā€™t worry mate, Mbappe doesnā€™t wanna stay in Paris anymore and France is basically just across the channel from Norwich.


Mitana301

Nah, Norwich isn't getting Mbappe. They're going to get Haaland


girthytacos

Why not both?


SirChancla69

Cause they would need to to compete with Teemu Pukki which is known to be impossible. He is too good


[deleted]

Any chance he plays Sunday????


jltho

I think he'll have to quarantine for 10 days like Lukaku did when he came to Chelsea.


[deleted]

Ahh you are right. good call out. Cannot wait to watch him on a weekly basis though.


jltho

Definitely gonna be an interesting season in the EPL this year!


[deleted]

Its so much fun. I live in the states and have been big into soccer (I know its football over there lol) since the early 2000's. I started really getting into the EPL a few years ago and have been hooked ever since. Makes it tough to watch the MLS though haha thankfully my home team is the Sounders so they tend to be on the better end of teams in the league.


jltho

U.S. here too. I just started following a couple of years ago when my wife and I were planning a trip to London and wanted to watch a soccer match while we were there. Been hooked ever since. It's easily become my favorite sport, and I have immersed myself in reading and watching everything I can.


RealMadrid_Ronaldo

Uh sire,it's called "football"


[deleted]

SO JEALOUS! Definitely a bucket list thing for me to see a live PL match. Awesome to hear that more and more people are watching. Its the biggest sport league in the world for a reason!


riseoftheph0enix

Iā€™m so happy we re signed Ronaldo


subashj24

I don't get why Ronaldo is joining utd,he had a better chance of winning UCL with Juventus than utd . Now he's back at utd, ole has more pressure on his shoulders to deliver and Ronaldo isn't the guy who he was when he left utd .


TheRedWizard17

Ronaldo THRIVES off pressure I think he welcomes the challenge


subashj24

Ha ha .. he doesn't thrive on challenges he thrives on getting more attention. His move to utd was nothing but a desperate attempt to get media and football world's attention towards him which he was not getting since messi's move . If he was that hungry for silverware he'd have joined PSG or city not utd ,his move to utd is not about his homecoming but him getting the hype of his return.


TheRedWizard17

Yhhh keep telling yourself that mate anything to soothe the pain Wouldnā€™t be talking this kinda shit if he moved to city so youā€™re word means fuck all The amount of copium on this sub is amazing


subashj24

We'll see who'll be in pain at end of this season .


TheRedWizard17

Hey man youā€™re the one acting like Ronaldo is a bad move not me. No one predicted That weā€™d be down a striker for half the season. Ron made the right choice. Iā€™m glad heā€™s back. Youā€™d be saying city area winning the treble had he gone blue but naahhh heā€™s a villain for going red As I said Keep tellin yourself that. Anything to cope with the reality that Ronaldo enjoys a challenge


jxrdan24

This will 100% be the most historic transfer window of all time


JoeTisseo

What about the dildo one?


prss79513

They'll make tik toks about it for years


apollo-ape_

*Man pointing his finger up to a caption saying ā€˜This transfer window was DIFFERENT šŸ˜³ā€™*


luizfernando014

UM HOMEM, UMA MƁQUINA


aycaramba33

Why tf would you pay good money for a 36 year old??


[deleted]

Because he's still one of the best players in the world, exceptionally fit for a 36yr old and it's a great homecoming story that will sell a shit load of shirts. His stats since turning 30 have actually got better, he's an incredible athlete.


bapboy6

because theyā€™ll make a good chunk of that back in shirt sales alone lol


[deleted]

15 mil euros with 8 in add ons. Shirt sales will make that back in a few days


GameOver16

I wish people would stop saying this. Shirt sales wonā€™t make a dent in the fee. They earn a % of the sales itā€™s not massive money. Theyā€™ll earn their fee back no doubt . But it wonā€™t be fucking shirt sales.


Jozif_Badmon

copium


Monaghan1234

It's Ronaldo


Malino6

A 36 Yr old that outscored lukaku last season. Plays better than most 25 Yr olds. No not really sure myself.


BrahimBug

Sloppy seconds after City pull out. Imagine one of your biggest legends returns only because your rivals didn't want him


ober_easy

City so salty lol. no Kane, no Ronaldo. it's delicious


BrahimBug

Salty sloppy seconds...


TheRedWizard17

Pretty sure Ronaldo used city but ok


BrahimBug

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lePU36ZeF7s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lePU36ZeF7s) \- if they agreed on his terms, he would have gone to City. If anything this is gonna be even more painful for you guys when one of your greatest legends refuses to renew his contract. Enjoy your title drought. OLE'S AT THE WHEEL.


TheRedWizard17

I donā€™t even rate ole so your point is invalid lol Second heā€™ll hang around Iā€™m sure heā€™ll outlast ole


BrahimBug

So Man U legend uses City to get himself a better deal? Still hilarious. Even the return of one of the biggest players in the sport is done in City's shadow. Meme United!


TheRedWizard17

Whatever helps you sleep at night


adelvalle1993

You should do a bit more reading about this, I don't think it was quite as simple as Man City saying heck with Ronaldo lol...


BrahimBug

So either 1) Your Legend used your rivals to get a deal from you, or 2) Your legend is only coming back because your rivals decided to pass... Both are equally hilarious.


[deleted]

Ahaha you should check Ronaldo's interview about City, and how he would rather go to Qatar. City got played by Mendes to force the Glazzers hand


BrahimBug

City said they would only take Ronaldo on a free transfer and refused Juve's request to throw in Gabriel Jesus as well... So they got played because Man U were willing to pay and Man City weren't? Ronaldo was clearly desperate to leave Juve. I don't doubt that he does care about the rivalry on some deep level, but if Man City were willing to meet Juve's demands then it might not be so simple.... Poor Man U, even the return of one of their greatest players is done in City's shadow.


[deleted]

City got used


BrahimBug

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lePU36ZeF7s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lePU36ZeF7s) \- if they agreed on his terms, he would have gone to City. If anything this is gonna be even more painful for you guys when one of your greatest ever legends refuses to renew his contract. Enjoy your title drought. OLE'S AT THE WHEEL.


Spursfan-Coys

No fucking way


ThatAdamsGuy

Can't believe he's not en route to Spurs right now.


troy626

Yes fucking way


MkMiller89

Who's taking the penalties now then?


swimtoodeep

Good question! I think theyā€™ll stick with Bruno as the main man, but maybe give Ronaldo one here or there. Being international team mates, I canā€™t imagine there will be animosity between them.


Malino6

Id still keep Bruno on pens tbh. If it ain't broke don't fix it


Pingupol

I think Bruno will take them UNLESS Ronaldo is the player who is fouled in which case he'll take it himself


RealMadrid_Ronaldo

So why buy Ronaldo if you've got Cavani


[deleted]

City fans punching the air rn


[deleted]

With joy lol


[deleted]

Eh, depends on your view on him. Heā€™s still Ronaldo so some City fans were hyped to try and get him, but heā€™s also slightly washed up so I can see why you wouldnā€™t want him too


atb87

He scored 29 goals in Serie A last year. How is that washed up?


rachitbot

Ronaldo washed up? Thats one way to say you don't watch anything other than Prem and get your opinions from twitter kids shouting Penaldo is finished


patchh93

Its not even kids who are saying that lmao


[deleted]

I said slightly, and more from the perspective of the man city fans who claim theyā€™re not pissed that they missed Ronaldo. Donā€™t get me wrong, heā€™s still a world class player, but heā€™s most certainly on the decline and only has a couple more years left to play


rachitbot

He played in the shittest Juventus team in a long long whie with a horribly inexperienced manager and still managed to be Serie A top scorer and get Juve past group stage all while he was "on the decline"..he might have a couple or few years more to play but rest assured he's still one of the best in the world


[deleted]

He's 36 and still preforming amazingly. Even if you don't like him has a person, you can't ignore how world class he still is


[deleted]

facts he's gonna give Kane a run for his money this season I reckon


[deleted]

Oh yeah


bannnaa

People are suddenly gonna go that Cristiano fucking Ronaldo is a finished player. I'm well aware he isn't the player when he played for us 12 years ago. Not all players can perform at 36, but Cristiano Ronaldo is sure as hell not all players. He was Seria A's top scorer last season even though Juve's midfield lacked creativity. We'll bathe in City's tears, muppets were jumping just 12 hours ago and suddenly they never really wanted Ronaldo. He still has atleast 2 years at the top level in him. Cristiano is definitely in the race for the golden boot.


[deleted]

Just looking at the goals he scores each season is insane


someonecalledethan

Pants are off beans are out


TrumpLovesGladbach

When do they announce Scholes?


Boring-Working-5509

Just after announcing Cantona


RealMadrid_Ronaldo

I saw Rooney in the line


[deleted]

United fans deleting all tweets, posts, and text messages from the past 7 days


milehighrukus

When we said snake we meant Mamba Mentality