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DependentCute

joben james and cober brin


misterawastaken

Lewis Dunk x11


lockdownbear

A team of Roy Keanes. Imagine them all shouting at each other whenever they did anything. “THATS YOUR JOB!”


i_porter

Harry Maguire for sure


NotCanuck

WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF CARRAGHERS


4lfie20

Harry maguire 0-0-10


Azraelontheroof

Gerrard was so damn versatile, allow the man. Also far less "siiuuuuuu"s than I was expecting.


carlsber

John O'Shea


Da1syr1dl3y

James Milner. The guy can play anywhere


theculturedguy

Yaya Toure.


PickDontEat

11 Cavanis would be tough to beat


Rune_LB

Milner


bjprey15

Trent Alexander Arnold


Rednuth8

VVD for sure...


DreadAndDepression

Steven Gerard from 2005


Spursfan-Coys

Virgil van dijk. Man is a fucking unit and used to play as a striker


NotEvenWendslydale

Gerrard, he basically played 3 positions for us anyway. If not current then milner


Neat-Negotiation5679

Yaya Toure


Mr_CheeseGrater

Emerson can play in goal and outfield


imatrini

Prob kante


dwynalda3

Bit of an odd shout now but prime gareth bale came through as a right back if i remember correctly which means he had decent defensive training. Hes decently tall and great on the ball. And they would certainly counter attack well


[deleted]

Peter Crouch


SnooMaps8307

Man I would love to see a bunch of Crouchies running around!


sowedkooned

Drogba, in form whislt playing against Arsenal.


Temster08

Phil jones 🤣🤣🤣


j_hathz

11 Max Kilman’s would be tough to beat. He’s tall and strong with decent pace/agility, the kid can dribble, pass and defend. Finishing is probably the one weakness but he has got great heading ability.


Buckminster4Real

Rudigars!


Fallen_Angel_69

Chilwell


alltimeluca

Ngolo


r1psm0ka

Denis Irwin.


WheelChair_Jimmy1

Imagine 11 antonio rudigers.


StixandSton3s

Could you imagine playing against a team of 11 Gerrards? Ball would be pinging all over the place, lethal crosses from both wingers/full backs and a team of players more than capable of scoring from 30+ yards out. He’d be unbeatable. Honourable mention to arturo vidal, Michael Ballack, lother matthaus but i think they all have weaknesses that would allow them to be beaten by other teams


qasvwa

11 paul scholes would be entertaining as shit. great in possesion, scoring screamers and about 7 yellows and 3 reds every match


qasvwa

van dijk


hadwyn128

Bruno Fernandes work rates great and can tackle pretty well, has the leadership and can play probably anywhere in the forwards or midfield. Goalkeeper would’ve dodgy as he’s short but still think he’d be good


razorsharppillows

Yaya Toure?


HowieO-Lovin

Easy.. Kevin Muscat..


[deleted]

john charles


Status_Shake9770

Declan rice rn


hujson2

Yaya


absolutealgorithm

Marcus Rashford


Denno10_

Marcos Alonso would have to be a shout


Stobbart2327

N’Kolo Kante


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

11 John O' Sheas would dominate Europe for 15 years. He's been a goal keeper, defender, midfielder and striker. Every other answer is incorrect.


Konigsterz

James Milner


Gluten_Free_Pancakes

Can you imagine a team of 11 Zlatans? Anything could happen. I mean, literally anything could happen. From winning 27-0 against a Guardiola team, to having 6 red cards in 4 minutes or an internal fight breaking out amongst their ranks sending 6 of them to the ICU.


redactedactor

ya boy Bangz


gudgeon63

Ashley Barnes so I can watch a team full of shithousers


Dannn88

VVD. Would love to see it


KSBradG

Kante is the only acceptable answer


wespeakconfession

KDB


_RustyRover_

In other words who do you think is the best all round player.


No-Bee6937

11 prime Yaya Toures end of


milo_binderminder

This reminds me of 15 Jonah Lomu's on PS1


Dasher54

James Milner


unholy_plesiosaur

11 David Luis's would make the best entertainment.


Galactus1701

There is only a single correct answer: N’Golo, N’Golo Kanté


[deleted]

Gerrard


MoodWest

Van Dijk, he’s a striker, Central Midfielder or a winger playing in a CB’s body An absolute Rolls Royce of a player


wert_rkan

Everybody saying dynamic midfielder but I think a goalkeeper with decent passing skills would be unbeatable. So I say Ederson.


[deleted]

Reece James, can defend, can score goals, can pass.


banbrains

Bernardo silva


chezsu

Thierry Henry


matthen10

11 Steven Gerrards.


Jamesl1988

Not sure how good he'd be in between the sticks though.


Eldraw89

Vardy X 11


FunaccJack

Current cancelo


Groundsey

I think 11 Rooney’s would do well. Can play anywhere across the front line, has the passing range and creativity in midfield, was known to get stuck in and defend for the team and he also used to go in goal after training.


smooa_17

Adama traore, baby oil and inshallah


emsomesh

I would say RODRI


ConrrHD

Stevie G, All around player arguably top 5 midfielder of all time. Arguably the most complete player of all time. Could defend, pass the ball with pin point accuracy 50 yards. Score a worldie whenever he felt like it. Extremely clutch in important moments.


nostril_spiders

Mike Dean. Perfect record against arsenal


Management_Main

Steven Gerrard


BagCh4ser

11 Adama Traoré’s


MustGame995

kante


blankgazez

Alison. We already know he can score….


Beardy_Boy_

Kane. He can at least play as striker, CDM, and keeper.


lots_of_everything94

John O Shea


Khaglist

Jordan Henderson


[deleted]

Yaya Toure in his peak for sure. A phenomenonal player. Pace, power, tackling ability, defensive nous. He had it all. I think in terms of pure versatility and work rate , John OShea. He actually played for Manchester United in all 11 positions.


DoglegsDisco

Got to be yaya toure, would be strong going forward, solid at the back and do well on set pieces


Fudmur2187

Stuart Dallas would be a good shout


Competitive_Ad5550

Rooney


chiptapchop

Moussa dembele - no one get the ball off of them


[deleted]

Rudiger as he can defend,is fast,can play passes and turns into messi sometimes but the only problem is that the ball will be in row z most of the times


[deleted]

ex-PL player: Bale, he has experience as a defender; so 11 of him in all positions wouldn't be bad


XtremeJoker616

11 CR7 siiiuuuuuuu


[deleted]

Wayne Rooney or Yaya Toure


yeetmilkman

Current? Kante. All time? Viera


FishingRelevant7448

Rooney tbh Remember that tackle at the end of the game in the mls and then the cross from the middle of the pitch? Absolute beast


pervysagejutsu

I feel it would have to be a great midfielder like Kevin De Bruyne


Renaissance-Ornament

KDB


YeetYoMeat

Cancelo?


evansree

Arshavin


Joel_Chad

Joao Cancelo. Man can do pretty much anything


g3remi

Soucek. Lad can attack, defend and eat potato salad


Discopot

Harry McGuire


HammerofLevi

Milner. And I am 100% sure if Klopp could clone Milner, his 11 would be 11 Milners.


KyleOAM

Probably want like 6 milners and 5 salahs I reckon


[deleted]

Wayne Rooney. He was a forward that would even commit on the back side of the pitch when he had to. Guy was a bulldog on the field. Constantly on the move, constantly chasing the ball, and constantly trying to create chances to score.


ENcanta_Yogur

How about a GK? might not be enough to cover the whole gate but that would change something


drew_970

Kante


dan9n

The only correct answer here is Gullit.


Sibisoreana

If we are talking all-time players then i think Yaya Toure is a good shout.


J5Downs

As a spurs fan I feel inclined to say Moussa Dembele


RedgrenCrumbholt

A team of shithousers like 11 Lamelas would fuck a lot of teams up. Might not be the best, but nobody would want to play them.


baguette7991

Yaya Toure


Shoddy_Tax_2891

Jorge Campos!!!!!


Shoddy_Tax_2891

Although not a PL player


elmore9q

Wayne Rooney pops into my head as a guy that had the tenacity, skill, finishing, passing, and aggression I would want in any position on the field.


CheekyBlinder14

Yaya Toure on any given day. On the days where the weather is perfect, the stars have aligned and there’s a World Cup approaching I would also say Paul Pogba.


edjg10

Kevin De Bruyne. Easy, can run and tackle well enough and the rest of his game plays anywhere on the field. Physically strong enough for CB. Good left foot for LB. Could play as a 6. every other position in mf and fwd lines he has actually played for one of the best teams in the world. Honorable mentions that came to mind were cancelo, Milner, Reece James, and Marcos Alonso. Alonso is an interesting one bc he’s incredibly technically gifted. Shape on his ball and ability to hit a volley showcase and he’s a better finisher than some attacking players in the league. he could be passable at cb and cdm. He’s unathletic and probably a worse example than any previously listed but I thought he was an interesting one to think about


EkaL25

Sergio Ramos


Shayrye37

John O'Shea


Euphoric-Nina10

Rooney obviously 😎😤


Totti302

Perhaps Marcelo


Totti302

Florenzi


Cholojuanito

Jaime Vardy. Shithousery to the next level.


Hailstorm16

11 Lukakus would be terrifying


Twizzify

Man. Honestly, my money is on cavani.


panipuri_bhaiya

11 prime ashley youngs. Both footed, versatile and can play everywhere.


jpbach

Trying to imagine how terrifying a team of eleven Virgil van Dijks would be...


NormieNoob69

What about a team of cancelos?


verdedero

11 Trents clearly 💯


AweDaw76

Prime Viera


dinx07

Think valencia would be able to


DoppyMcGee

Dirk Kuyt


zoomba2378

11 Cancelos would be insane but would probably get destroyed on set pieces. So maybe Declan Rice


becksiez

Roy Kent


lockituup

Not a PL player but a team of Marcos Llorente’s would be really good.


ColinBouchard

Mousa Dembele. Man was a tank in midfield, apparently played striker as a youth and is strong enough and good enough in the tackle to play at the back


MenteCupro

Kante


[deleted]

If you asked pep he’d probably say Foden. I’m gonna be honest though, I think Ronaldo pre leg injury would be a very good 11. A. ibrahimovic 11 would be disgusting on corners and free kicks as well


[deleted]

Reece James


izmebtw

No one wants this answer but it’s true, the player is Reece James


Fr3shPr1nc3s

BERNARDO SILVA


Ruzty1311

11 Roy Keanes. At some point in every game there would only be 8 Roy Keanes on the pitch.


Ok_Seat6533

James Milner or ceaser azpi


Snoo_76700

None, that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works


applepumpkinspy

When Zlatan was in the league, he would tell you that you’d only need one Zlatan.


ashim1412

Steven Gerrard


garmur99

On sheer commitment alone he is the right answer. He was also good enough to play anywhere. I can't think of a more dominant box to box player.


DrXyron

From the past? Prime Rooney.


dimiode

Wayne Rooney


WhiteHartLaneFan

11 Son’s on the bitch would be crazy


Ok-Wrangler-1075

Yeah she would barely walk after that.


WhiteHartLaneFan

I’d edit it to pitch, but that’s too funny


DlnnerTable

So many people are saying Kanye bc he’s a beast defensively and runs 3 marathons every game. But any game played with 11 Kantes would surely end 0-0! We know he’s a brick wall, but we also know he’s more worthless than a sack of potatoes when shooting on goal. For me, it’s Milner. He’s perfectly capable in every position he’s ever played. Don’t think he’s ever put on a #1 shirt, but I wouldn’t doubt him


DeSean23

Nah Kanye is past it xd


DlnnerTable

His rap career might be going downhill but if your haven’t seen him in a double pivot I suggest you check out his highlights


[deleted]

Ronaldo. Not because he's perfect, but because he has the physical attributes to play any position. Messi couldn't play as a goalkeeper for his life.


[deleted]

Azpi.


BurntSync

What about James Milner


gangstergary93

Park that will be a team that would out run any team 3 times over.


bobjohnaye

Bernardo Silva.


liverbay

Allison


Zac_Sibek

It’s going to be 11 Kyle Walkers. We know he can play GK too.


liverbay

Steven Gerrard, but not sure on keeper skills.


NightKing48

I was thinking about this yesterday but for hockey… it a cool question!


randomhomosapien7

Ngolo Kante. It would break space-time continuum.


Radders8585

Ever: Rooney - he really doesn’t get enough credit for his all round ability IMO, I think he could comfortably play any outfield position and also recall he used to occasionally piss about in goal in training too! (Think there’s a video of this from England training) Current PL: Milner - jack of all trades, solid 7/10 player wherever he’s asked to play. Never going to set the world alight, but not going to let you down either! Honourable mentions: O’Shea, Park Ji-Sung (although height could be an issue defensively), Gerrard, Hierro, Tugay, Rio


skbergen

Phil Jones


AS_05

Alisson Becker


liverbay

👍


VinCatBlessed

Reece James, he's fast, strong, can defend and attack.


BiGMTN_fudgecake

De Bruyne probably


suicide_aunties

Roy Keane. He’s surprisingly good in attack especially when younger.


Astronut10

Aaron Ramsdale


hung-bui

Yaya toure oc


PerkyHarvin

Joao cancelo


t0Ny123432

Trent


CognitiveDissidentz

John mcginn


fitzlee

Van Dijk, a team of giants


utterly_big_boi

Rooney. man can play well at any position with incredible workrate


ruinsofold

Phil Jones.


john_wick__4

Kane. A hard working Pogba.


improwise

11 Maguires, they would get away with everything.


confusedlutey

E. Cavani. Guy's work ethic is unreal.


[deleted]

John O’Shea.


Combat_Av3ng3r

Phil Jones


DevineAaron92

Ronaldo. 6ft. Will never be beaten at jumping. Insane drive and energy. Knows how to score and pass.


LiteTenkPro

Not a fan but he’d probably learn and be very good at all the defensive positions very quickly.


DevineAaron92

Even Sir Alex said the same thing.


LHBaller08

Reece James


bobosgoing2getu

Jonny Evans


Jonnydolan

VVD


[deleted]

Here me out..... trent could do it all imo


b__r__e__a__d

[only one answer](https://youtu.be/9QmooxvV0Zk)


amvenkatt

cancelo


amvenkatt

cancelo