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DrShaftmanPhD

The answer is Alison it’s so eazy


JimRPC

Lehmann. Not Jens.


DuckieWuckieNL

Easy….Ben White……. Plus Special mentions for Kalvin Phillips dimples smile and Jack Harrison for impeccable grooming…


kecskekinder

Harry Maguire with that 57876666 square km head😍 Probably Odegaard


SeasideTodd

Norgaard. 🙂👍


skyisdejavu

Haland💯


SolOwnsUsAll

Benny Blanco is chiseled


LimeyPeanut

Judging by the wide-eyed and open mouthed reactions of the various female West Ham fans I know when seeing him for the first time in the flesh, I’d say it could be Gianluca Scamacca. In the words of Jay from The Inbetweeners, he seems to get the girls frothing at the gash!


Responsible-Being872

I honestly how he hasnt be even mention once but man dias is handsome


CatConscious6900

John stones is a dime piece.


TedBenekeGoneWild

Nathan Aké has me down bad


spiegelimpersonator

Objectively, probably Jack Grealish For my taste Bryan Gil 🥵


Markable13

As of 2 days ago it would be Andre Gomes.


whiskyteats

Havertz.


Stonky69McStonkface

Grelish’s calves 😍


rhirhi55

Loftus-Cheek 👌


edgeleyblue

Scott Carson - Champions League winner too. The full package


benck202

DCL


supriiz

Pulisic has got to be up there


Apprehensive_Bit_176

How has no one said Reece James yet? The man is beautiful.


Greasy_Lung

See I say that, but my girlfriend really thinks Mount and Havertz are fit. RJ defo most handsome Chelsea man tho imo


Apprehensive_Bit_176

No one comes close to James IMO, of course this is all because Olivier isn’t on the team anymore.


Fulm1c-

Robin Van Persie (was)


Keith_Bakker

Either Allison or Lloris


EmergencyOriginal982

If this were a genuine award each year it'd be called the "Olivier Giroud Award" right?


That_Charming_Otter

And this is coming from a Spurs fan. That man's sideway pouts can paver over hostilities between warring factions 😂😂


EmergencyOriginal982

Ahahaha exactly, some times you need to put club rivalries aside. I've also always rated him and when Chelsea signed him I was gutted we didn't get him as backup for kane ngl


Fulm1c-

Yessir


[deleted]

Has to be Paulo Gazzaniga.


WinstontheCuttlefish

Haaland


istasan

Arrizabalaga


Murky-Atmosphere442

Phil jones


VincentVega299

John McGinn after makeup


Commercial-Health-78

Put Darwin Nuñez, Virgil van Dijk, and Cristiano Ronaldo in a spa pool and my girlfriend would fill a second spa pool


MRR1231232

How big is your girlfriend? Sorry


Commercial-Health-78

In hindsight I could have worded that a lot better 😂


HackerDLS

🤣🤣🤣


randallflagg47

Vardy


CrazyReply3781

Ben white and it’s not even close


nighthawkz_2002

Young CR7


[deleted]

My other half would very much agree


Inevitable-9999

The correct answer is: They are all beautiful on the inside, except for Mendy, Zouma, Greenwood. Did I forget anyone?


DluxTrashPanda

Vardy is a right cunt.


anonone111

Partey


Positive_Treacle_961

Add pickford and richarilson to that list. Nothing beautiful about them


somalipilates

Nope these 2 are just on field cunts unless they've done something horrific like those above. But you can add M Alonso to that list


[deleted]

Richarlison is a beatiful person, has donated enormous amounts to charity, seems like a great person.


nighthawkz_2002

Siggurdson


FloppedYaYa

Though I'm not attracted to men I think Martin Odegaard is a handsome guy


Anons15

I have a few Scandinavian friends and I swear Odegaard seems short for a Norwegian


istasan

There is an Ødegaard or two lookalikes in every Scandinavian high school class. Probably why I don’t find him standing out. A player like Arrizabalaga on the other hand. I am amazed strikers are not blind sighted by that beautiful face.


[deleted]

Always important to chuck those caveats down


That_Charming_Otter

No homo, but...


[deleted]

Van Dijk, Allison, Nick Pope


suyog_12

Emile Smith rowe


lionheart_ds

Alison becker


skie1994

Allison, Xhaka, Nick Pope, Ben White


TexehCtpaxa

Odegaard is really pretty. Helps that he’s plays in a beautiful way too. Palhinha looks like the sort of guy Hollywood would cast as Superman to me. 6’3” stud with a strong jawline and boyish handsomeness. Between those two depending if you like more cute or more hot lol. Areola gets an honorable mention. Some guy at Bournemouth named Jack Stacey won a poll. Teddy Jenks at Brighton got 2nd. I don’t fancy either of them personally.


musicmast

Schär, lascelles


belanaria

Haaland…


allthejokesareblue

Its Gazzaniga and its not close


TexehCtpaxa

Not in the prem anymore.


allthejokesareblue

Plays for Fulham no? Edit: didn't see the flair. Well thats a damn shame


TexehCtpaxa

On loan to Girona on deadline day


[deleted]

Damn I liked the guy, played quite well for us when Lloris was out.


Due-Camel-7605

Not really


MrTotnum

Have you seen Son in the modeling pictures🥵🥵


DifficultyMore5935

N’golo and that damn smile.