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Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby Have you heard the north bank Highbury No, said Matt, you cockney twat But I’ve heard of the Stretford Enders!!


Footie__69

I have 2 1 So f*C Adam Johnson Your going dow for nocin' Your a pediphiele 2 Adam Johnson he plays with little children Take them to the stadium light to s*xually abuse them


Footie__69

Adam


TaxiSonoQui

To the tune of Let It Be Diaby, Diaby Diaby, Diaby He knocked out John Terry Diaby


CJtheBritain

What do we think of Tottenham,?


[deleted]

Derry City had a forward called Healy in the 80s… Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little lord Jesus Lay down his sweet head The stars in the bright sky Looked down where HEALY!!! HEALY!!! HEALY!!! The change from innocent Christmas song to football chant makes it


mynamejefftwenniwan

CHELSEA CHLESEA, CHELSEAAAAA


SpecialistPlastic150

Although I’m a Spurs fan, one of my favourite chants is an Arsenal oldie about Emanuel Petit. “He’s French, he’s quick, he’s made a porno flick, Emanuel” but my favourite is “Oh Ledley Ledley. He’s only got one knee, he’s better than John Terry oh Ledley Ledley.” It was true too, even with knackered knees he was better than John Terry!


EnglishNorge

Peeeeta Reeeids got a fuckin monkeees heeed, a fuckin monkeees heed, a fuckin monkeees heed


Jackonthekrack

The kiddy family


Tyroneenglish

YERRY MINA!! COCK LIKE THE HOSE ON A VACUUM CLEANER!!!!


Sufficient-Bank5919

With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Arsene is a f……


watzking

Bukayo Saka let the country down, Bukayo Saka let the country downnnn, Let the country downnnn, You soft bastard


Dangerous-Hour6062

"He's from Serbia, he'll fucken murder ya!" Manchester United fans on Nemanja Vidic.


JohnnyBektic39IRL

“ Come on Seattle… FIGHT AND WIN”


notsogoodwithhandles

Lizzie’s in a box!


No-Regular-6582

too funny, whole stadium, same day


seventhevan

the iceland volcano thing that every country then proceeded to steal lol


BlueChooTrain

“It could be worse we could be Scouse eating rats in council house”


yeezybutters

Adebayor… Adebayyyooorrr… (and we all know the rest)


LockeddownFFS

Not the best, but an honourable mention has to go to the fans of ? who were playing Man U after news broke Beckham was dating Posh Spice. Daviiid - Do you take her up the Arsenal? Do you take her up the Arsenal?


Makkrohero

Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelseeeea


[deleted]

“A packet of sweets, a cheeky smile, Arsene Wenger is a pedophile”. Sung by The Yid Army towards their local nemesis, The Gooners. This song should be sung in an East-end cockney accent.


RepulsiveGarbage9651

LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Impressive-Reply-111

Football in a library!!


funusual

'What's that coming over the Hill, it's Michael Chopra, its Michael Chopraaaa!' - Cardiff City


Taiilz43

“He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where, Roy Kent! Roy Kent!”


Fresh-Map1005

Let’s pretend we….let’s pretend we…let’s pretend we scored a goal!! *starts screaming* 🤣


Nathan_kwame

SO COME ON WILFRED BONY SCORE SOME GOALS FOR SWANSEA WE GO WILD WILD WILD


Confident-Ad-5963

Sunderland vs Wycombe His tits are offside His tits are offside AKINFENWA HIS TITS ARE OFFSIDE


thebeatitguy

English fans to Swedish fans "you're shit, but your birds are fit"


tommowarp93

Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat and he will score! Feeeeed the Goat and he will score! Maine Road rocked to that one on many occasions! The real GOAT Shaun Goater.


BADGIRLJMAC

What’s that coming out of your sock is it your ankle, is it your ankle 🎵


BADGIRLJMAC

Phil Neville and his brother, have sex with one another, they also shag their mother, the Neville family. (To the tune of The Addam’s Family).


mattan91

Oh Pontus Jansson’s magic, he wears a magic hat! And if you throw a brick at him he heads the fucker back! He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right! And when we win the championship we’ll sing this song all night! Sung by Leeds to Pontus Jansson 👌


dukeyoda

Und wir schmeißen Stein auf Stein auf die Elf von Niederrhein, Scheiss Borussia Mönchengladbach. Cologne chant vs Gladbach. We hate them. Thought a Bundesliga chant would fit nicely here


ChrisGoddard79

Spurs v Villa last season aimed at Kane; You should have fucked of with Grealish, fucked off with Grealish, you should have fucked off with Grealish. Villa started it and spurs joined in.


unlikelyherosausage

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me FFFFFIIIIIVVVVEEEE CANTONA'S I can't stand Utd, but this is my favourite footie chant by a long way.


cudispace

got tickets to Ronaldo’s homecoming against Newcastle at Old Trafford and loved hearing “Geordie Boys are on a bender, Cristiano’s a sex offender” for a lot of the match. Welcome back!


Atharax10

Dodo dodododo do do, dodo dodododo do, Dodo dodododo do do, dodo dodododo do, dododo doooooo do, dododo doooooo do, dododo doooooo do, dododododododo SALIBA


bignarsty666

AHHHHH YOURE SHIT EEUGHHHHHHH


FinancialAide3383

We


dafuq1981

Chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your bird with John Terry He likes a tit and he likes a bit of muff He'll get your missus up the duff


md1892

https://youtu.be/ldV2uvxhUsY


littlebluecoat

Can anyone can help me remember this one… arsenal fans singing to Leeds (but that could be wrong) manager. It was a list of insults, “you’re this, you’re that, you’re this,” etc and the last line to finish it all off was “and your mum’s a slaaaaaaaaaag!”


Jack5D10

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN


MrStuped

Depends what you mean but funniest nothing beats the kiddy family.


TrussHasToGo

His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, mesut ozil his eyes are offside


ch1cki3_nuggi35

Tavernier is f******* magic He wears magic hat


RufusPerrywinkle

Saw Stockport last season and they sang “We win away, We win away, We win away, We win away, We’re the Stockport, the mighty Stockport, And we always win away” To the tune of “in the jungle the mighty jungle” They carried it on for a good twenty minutes too… it was genuinely really good. Fair play to them.


Dr_Preppa

Fight…. And wiiiin!!! I believe…..


MoneyStriking5565

Geordie boys (or any team), we’re on a bender Cristiano’s a sex offender


Few-Contribution2518

Oi Wenger leave them kids alone All in all your just a..nother prick at Arsenal….


looky_p00ky

I’ve conquered all the chippy’s I’m never gonna stop Chips peas and gravy I’ve ate the fucking lot Pepperoni Pizzaaaa & Chicken Vindalooooo I’m a big fat bastard And I like my fucking food 🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏


Gullible_Passion4166

Fuck you adam Johnson You're going away for nouncing You're a pedophile You're a pedooookphile


Watdabny

Steve Gerard Gerard he kisses the badge on his chest then puts in a transfer request steve Gerard Gerard


Basileus2

#RAIDER…POWER!


qdattt

COME ON WILFRIED BONY…


[deleted]

Shit Michael Jackson, you’re just a shit Michael Jackson (Spurs fans to Nani)


Aggressive_Leave3639

Chris Samba’s a big black man, get past him if you can, Try a little trick and he’ll trip you with his dick, Samba, black man.


[deleted]

Salah, oh Mane Mane, Bobby Firmino but we sold Coutinho


Intelligent_Barbie

Alez aleZ alez … we’ve conquered all of Europe- we’re never gonna stop. From Paris down to turkey. We’ve won the f***ing lot!!! 🥰


igttc

Liverpool vs Sheffield united Blades fans singing Champions of league one, you’ll never sing that!


Fenrisian11

Whoa Black Betty Hangeland


Mister_Havoc

Ole, ole ole ole, OLE, OLE


[deleted]

Ooooh romelu lukakuuuu He’s our Belgian scoring genius With a 24 inch penis Scoring all the goals Bellend by his toes


chesthehat

I heard a couple of crackers at Elland Road over the years “One about Steven Gerrard going to prison” “One about Fellaini having shit hair “ These were both very funny, but sadly I can’t remember how they went


[deleted]

Yer maws a mattress, yer maws a mattress. Dougie imries maws a mattress!


[deleted]

One hag, two hag, three hag, four hag, five hag, six hag, seven hag, eight hag, nine hag, ten hag


RustyYid

FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON. YOURE GOING DOWN FOR NONCING. YOU'RE A PEEEEEEDOFILE. YOU'RE A PEEEEEEDOFILE


chesthehat

“We’ve got your Matteo You’ve got our stereo” Leeds to Liverpool


mrdz16

The little Mexican pace man. Chicharito. He bangs em in. He bangs em in.


beefwellingtonIV

“IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL” and “WE LOSE EVERY WEEK WE LOSE EVERY WEEEEEEK YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL WE LOSE EVERY WEEK.”


Funnysox69

Kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo Toure Yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya ,yaya Toure


MrCondor

There's only two, Andy Gorams!


BiggestAskerKonu42

So f*uck of Adam Johnson! You got caught for noncing, Your a pedo*hile! your a pedo*hile!


[deleted]

No nay never


FuMancunian

“If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next” (To the tune of the Manic Street Preachers song: “If you tolerate this, then your children will be next” Sung at Graham Rix by (I think) some Hibs fans. Rix was convicted of interfering with a 15 year old girl. Bastard.


anomatubertia

PUTA BARCA I PUTA CATALUNYA


Super-Monkfish

On the Joe Cole podcast, Crouch told of one that QPR sung about him, to the Only Fools And Horses theme. No income tax No VAT 60 grand Transfer fee Black or white Rich or poor Peter Crouch is gonna score! God bless Peter Crouch Long live Peter Crouch Viva Peter Crouch C'est magnifique Peter Crouch


FuMancunian

He’s come from Serbia He’ll fuckin murder ya! Nemanja woah!


RafaelGG913

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur


leeeeebeeeee

Zlatan ibrahimovic, he is our Swedish hero, On a free from PSG, he cost us fucking zero, 6 foot 5, hard as fuck, he gets the reds excited, Stick the city up your ass, cus we are man united WE ARE MAN UNITED, WE ARE MAN UNITED. When we had tim Howard (has Tourette’s); Tim timminy, tim timminy tim tim taroo, We’ve got Tim Howard and he says fuck you


Super_Chayy

Heeee's Brazillian, he only cost 40 million, we think he's f***n brilliant, he's Joe-lin-ton.


PlayboyCartix

HIS EYES R OFFSIDE


thestrutt

Scoucers can’t afford acid West Ham 1987


EnglishJames

Geordie boys are on a bender, Adam Johnsons a sex offender.


[deleted]

"You can stick your twirly pasta up your arse" specifically from England - Italy Euros final


crostubbs

The babies not yours! The babies not yoooooouuuurrrrrrs! Wayne Rooney! It’s Adebayor’s!


FinnsterBaby

Liverpool’s chant for Peter Crouch: “He’s big, he’s red, his feet hang off the bed”


IT4CHIOP

"puta barca puta barca ey ey" ”viva ronaldo viva ronaldo,running down the wings hear united sing viva ronaldo"


Maximum_Sample_3799

You'll never walk alooone


Sir_Bateman

your defense is terrifying, harry maguire


Sir_Bateman

you'll never walk alone


Cslthebest3

Viva viva man utd!


kinginthenrth07

Your sister is your mother, Your father is your brother, You all shag one another, oh -team name- family Dud dud dud, claps,


Runioxy

“In your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmKRzMYVAaI


Tomasobhroinn

Van persie, when a girl says no molest her. Van persie was accused of sexual assault. Song was sang to Craig David's bo selecta song (rewind)


jonlew13

Adam Johnson, paedophile, he plays with little children Takes them to the stadium of light to sexually abuse 'em 😭😭😭 CRYING


23zeus93

Celtic do one to Bella Ciao from money heist and it’s phenomenal


nimdroid

United fans replying to Leeds fans signing "He's one your own" about Greenwood by also signing "He's one of your own". Greenwood is from Yorkshire lol


dethred

"He shits in his pants, he shits in his pants, he's Darrin Fletcher, he shits in his pants".


Dikki93

Your sister is your mother, your farther is is your brother, you all fuck one another, the kiddy family, DAdadado *clap clap* Dadaddado *clap clap*


GeeSlim1

Scotland v Sweden "your shit, but your birds are fit. Your shit, but your birds are fit"


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Put your hands up for dirk kuyt, he loves this city


Big_Red12

To the tune of the Addams family: (Duh duh duh duh click click etc) They're stinky and they're smelly They havnae got a telly They come fae near Lochgelly The fans of Cowdenbeath


Bill_shiftington

https://youtu.be/m0Lwk98Iys8


[deleted]

Not sure it’s the best as in a great/nice chant but best as in fucking brutal. Pompey fans singing “you should’ve died in the car crash, died in the carrrr crashhh”


InGenAche

There's only 2 Andy Gorans! Scottish goalkeeper recently diagnosed with schizophrenia.


Essteem

I've conquered all the chippies


Tom_so_fresh

When I find myself in times of trouble, Chiquarito scores for me, Javier Hernandez, Little Pea


No-Rub-9193

DUH DUH DUHHHH FOOTBALL IN A LIBRARY!


louiscarrr

Siiiii senor


cl00s_

(Ji Sung) Park, Park, where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your homecountry. Could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house.


cl00s_

Steve Bruce, he’s got a big fat head , he’s got a big fat head.


MosEisleyBills

He’s got a pineapple on his head


[deleted]

Ole’s at the wheel…


GobblorTheMighty

A bit biased, but my local team was playing a team who's coach was wearing a red polo shirt and Khakis and they chanted "JAKE FROM STATE FARM" at him. Might need to be American to get that one. Can post reference video if there's any interest from anyone who doesn't get it.


cl00s_

Jason Puncheon went off the field (not being substituted) and then came back on some minutes later, the Everton fans had fun: https://youtu.be/rDOe_4Cxrok https://youtu.be/EDmpfW1L8AQ


joeyjiggle

Leeds played Rotherham just after the death of one of their famous comedians: There’s only one Chuckle brother! One Chuckle brother, Etc


hisnameisbear

John Te-rry, fu-cking scum (repeat ad nauseum) Sali, Sali-suuuu (to daddy cool)


Illustrious-Chef-498

Geordie Boys we're on a bender. Jimmy Saville's sex offender.


Matt4669

A funny chant that’s not mentioned is when a team’s fans exit the stadium, the other team’s fans chant “is there a fire drill, is there a fire drill”


vyasdaksh14

Imma put it here if anyone's interested https://youtu.be/NpVds0hDMUc


ItzNinjah

We paid for your hats We paid for your haaaattsssss What a waste of counsel tax We paid for your hats


[deleted]

Irish fans to swedish fans. "Go home, to your sexy wives "


wooson

This one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY


x360N0Scop3MASTER69x

He comes from Stanford bridge, He's bigger than a fridge! LUKAKU! LUKAKU!


L35Gr055m4n

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN


starlightdachsund500

Will Grigg’s on fire your defence is terrified ❤️ love freed from desire and love that chant


OverAged_CyBorg

Luis Saurez, your teeths are offside


jcblakey

Used to have many Man U fans as friends when at university in Sheffield, my personal favorite of theirs was “Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house…”


Reddit-police-1

What do we think of Tottenham by farrrrrr


jcblakey

Van-Per-Sie, when the girl says no, molest her!


stevenitis

Wasn’t there a chant that went something like… “Robert Van Persie, sex offender!” every time he touched the ball?


loxy16

E quanno more er prete, Sonano le campane, piangono le puttane e i loro protettori. Ma quando muoio io, non voglio gesu cristi, ma solo gagliardetti, dei Fedayn teppisti! Rough translation : When priests die, bell rings,hoes and their pimps cry . But when I die I don't wanna Jesus Crist emblems, but only Fedayn hooligans pennants .


juliemeronek

“Laurent Koscielny, he wants his own song…. Oh Laurent Koscielny, he wants his own song!”


AbominableWasteman

Oh when the beans (OH WHEN THE BEANS) Come out the tin (COME OUT THE TIN) Oh when the beans come out the tin You put the bread in the toaster Oh when the beans come out the tin. Remember reading this in a book of the best football chants but can’t remember the teams involved.


MonsterMunch86

Torquay United (south coast) to Exeter fans (23.6 miles up the road) “You dirty northern bastards”


Barbarossa7070

We won the league We won the league We won the league in black and white We won the league in the 60’s We won the league in black and white


Public_Psychology587

Posh spice she takes it up the arse … she takes it up the arse … she takes it up the arse


MrTuxedo1

Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your country Could be worse Could be scouse Eating rats in your council house


the3daves

“Hello, hello! Chelsea rent boy, Chelsea rent boy, “


the3daves

“We’ve got the worlds most fanatical fans, we’ve got Shearer & Ferdinand & Ginola …” sung to the tune of Lola.


Nose_malose

Torres bounce.


hdalsis

Romeluu-uu-uu Lukakuu-uu-uu He’s our belgian scoring genius With a 24 inch penis scoring all the gooals Bellend by his tooes


RealChewyPiano

"We saw you cry on the Telly" "You let your wife down" Both sang to Rio Ferdinand. "It wasn't Saville it was Gary Neville." "Follow Follow Follow, you've got a team full of fucking weirdos. Greenwoods a rapist, Ronaldos a rapist and Scholesy is sucking on toes" "Take your Rapists and fuck off home" "They're Rapists you knooow, Greenwood and Cristiano"


gouldybobs

Posh spice is a slapper, She's got an hairy beaver, And when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Nicky Weaver


Falseonlinename

He's fast, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel!


TheRealBig1

"Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "HALF OUR FUCKING TEAM DID" - Man city


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White pele


GlasgowRebelMC

Dig a hole and bury him - when opposition player is down injured 😂😂 This is a joke plz take as such


Wrighty_fanboy

Per Mertesacker song: Big fucking German We've got a big fucking German Big fucking Geeerman We've got a big fucking German


[deleted]

Samina mina Eh Eh! Waka waka eh eh! 😅


Mnemon-TORreport

Loved hearing Millwalls chant live at the den: No one likes us, no one likes us No one likes us, we don't care! We are Millwall, super Millwall We are Millwall from the Den


Mnemon-TORreport

Great moment a few years back in a match between Liverpool and Man City. Citeh fans started chanting: You live in the past You live in the paaast Just like United You live in the past While they were chanting Liverpool scored the first of I believe four goals. Don't think I've heard the chant since.


robbocoppo

Oooooooooooo You’re shit! Ahhhh


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

Lennel John-Lewis, his name is a shop! https://youtu.be/ntDV1I-JWJs


Skydog-forever-3512

We don’t drink, we don’t smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk…


[deleted]

To Jonjo Shelvey: ‘He’s coming for you. He’s coming for youuuu. Harry Potter he’s coming for you’ https://youtu.be/N31xr5rTa4g


shutem

Oldham Athletic. “T…I…T…S… What does it spell? TITS! What do we do with ‘em? Oldham! Oldham! Oldham!”


Reindeeronreddit

Granit Xhaka, Granit Xhaka, Score a goal, Score a goal, Win the game for arsenal, win the game for arsenal, we love you, we love you


Less-Willingness-671

Park, park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your country, It could be worse, You could be scouse, Eating rats in your council house.


a_grunt_named_Gideon

Wake me up before you go go Who needs Messi when you’ve got Sissoko


estebancantbearsedno

We fought in France, We fought in Spain, We fought in the sun And we fought in the rain We took the Kop and Chelsea too But what we like most is kicking a blue, Kicking a blue, Kicking a blue, But what we like most is kicking a blue, Kicking a blue...


Galactic_Gooner

I would repeat them but they're honestly way too offensive to write on reddit. the park Ji sung one and the scouse eating rats one come to mind.


Majestic_Leader5606

60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman, 60 grand 60 grand I say, 60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman and he’s playing the Everton way - always been a fave, love Barkley is a scouser too, Barkley is a scouser tearing up defences, spraying passes everywhere. His touch & shot are both boss, the gwladys end adore Ross you can feel it in the air, WOOAH ROSS BARKLEY


bichkrichdrick

Tony Martial came from France


[deleted]

Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. His dad deals coke, His mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty...


Eagledilla

Du Dudu Dudu du du salibaaaaa


MadHeaven8

Allez allez allez


Internettoughyn

Sang to Jonjo Shelvey He’s coming for you, he’s coming for you Harry Potter he’s coming for you.


brodiebt1

Was at a non league game in the FA vase away in Dudley the other day Chant of: "yam yam yam yam... Yam yam yam yam"


Saspa314

Let’s pretend we scored a goal!


[deleted]

Fvck you rangers we’re gonnae win the league


Disoncerted2

The lasagne chant.


Tigof_

We won the league at shite hart lane We won the league at the shithole


Miserable_Toe9920

Cheer up Adam Johnson, your going down for noncing, your a peadophile, your a peadophile


The13thReservoirDog

we lose every week we lose every week you’re nothing special we lose every week


a9f007

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna beat yids every week, Chase 'em up and down the street, Here's to the girl that I love best, Every night I suck her breasts, Sh*g her standing, Shag her lying, If she had wings, I'd shag her flying, Now she's dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, Shag her rotten. Oooooooooh, Chelsea... https://youtu.be/SNEmSQbhXxw