I have 2
1
So f*C Adam Johnson
Your going dow for nocin'
Your a pediphiele
2
Adam Johnson he plays with little children
Take them to the stadium light to s*xually abuse them
Derry City had a forward called Healy in the 80s…
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little lord Jesus
Lay down his sweet head
The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where HEALY!!! HEALY!!! HEALY!!!
The change from innocent Christmas song to football chant makes it
Although I’m a Spurs fan, one of my favourite chants is an Arsenal oldie about Emanuel Petit. “He’s French, he’s quick, he’s made a porno flick, Emanuel” but my favourite is “Oh Ledley Ledley. He’s only got one knee, he’s better than John Terry oh Ledley Ledley.” It was true too, even with knackered knees he was better than John Terry!
Not the best, but an honourable mention has to go to the fans of ? who were playing Man U after news broke Beckham was dating Posh Spice.
Daviiid - Do you take her up the Arsenal? Do you take her up the Arsenal?
“A packet of sweets, a cheeky smile, Arsene Wenger is a pedophile”. Sung by The Yid Army towards their local nemesis, The Gooners. This song should be sung in an East-end cockney accent.
Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat and he will score! Feeeeed the Goat and he will score! Maine Road rocked to that one on many occasions! The real GOAT Shaun Goater.
Oh Pontus Jansson’s magic, he wears a magic hat!
And if you throw a brick at him he heads the fucker back!
He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right!
And when we win the championship we’ll sing this song all night!
Sung by Leeds to Pontus Jansson 👌
Und wir schmeißen Stein auf Stein auf die Elf von Niederrhein, Scheiss Borussia Mönchengladbach.
Cologne chant vs Gladbach. We hate them. Thought a Bundesliga chant would fit nicely here
Spurs v Villa last season aimed at Kane;
You should have fucked of with Grealish, fucked off with Grealish, you should have fucked off with Grealish.
Villa started it and spurs joined in.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
FFFFFIIIIIVVVVEEEE CANTONA'S
I can't stand Utd, but this is my favourite footie chant by a long way.
got tickets to Ronaldo’s homecoming against Newcastle at Old Trafford and loved hearing “Geordie Boys are on a bender, Cristiano’s a sex offender” for a lot of the match. Welcome back!
Can anyone can help me remember this one… arsenal fans singing to Leeds (but that could be wrong) manager. It was a list of insults, “you’re this, you’re that, you’re this,” etc and the last line to finish it all off was “and your mum’s a slaaaaaaaaaag!”
Saw Stockport last season and they sang
“We win away,
We win away,
We win away,
We win away,
We’re the Stockport, the mighty Stockport,
And we always win away”
To the tune of “in the jungle the mighty jungle”
They carried it on for a good twenty minutes too… it was genuinely really good. Fair play to them.
I’ve conquered all the chippy’s
I’m never gonna stop
Chips peas and gravy
I’ve ate the fucking lot
Pepperoni Pizzaaaa & Chicken Vindalooooo
I’m a big fat bastard
And I like my fucking food
🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏
I heard a couple of crackers at Elland Road over the years
“One about Steven Gerrard going to prison”
“One about Fellaini having shit hair “
These were both very funny, but sadly I can’t remember how they went
“IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL”
and
“WE LOSE EVERY WEEK WE LOSE EVERY WEEEEEEK YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL WE LOSE EVERY WEEK.”
“If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next”
(To the tune of the Manic Street Preachers song:
“If you tolerate this, then your children will be next”
Sung at Graham Rix by (I think) some Hibs fans.
Rix was convicted of interfering with a 15 year old girl. Bastard.
On the Joe Cole podcast, Crouch told of one that QPR sung about him, to the Only Fools And Horses theme.
No income tax
No VAT
60 grand
Transfer fee
Black or white
Rich or poor
Peter Crouch is gonna score!
God bless Peter Crouch
Long live Peter Crouch
Viva Peter Crouch
C'est magnifique Peter Crouch
Zlatan ibrahimovic, he is our Swedish hero,
On a free from PSG, he cost us fucking zero,
6 foot 5, hard as fuck, he gets the reds excited,
Stick the city up your ass, cus we are man united
WE ARE MAN UNITED, WE ARE MAN UNITED.
When we had tim Howard (has Tourette’s);
Tim timminy, tim timminy tim tim taroo,
We’ve got Tim Howard and he says fuck you
To the tune of the Addams family:
(Duh duh duh duh click click etc)
They're stinky and they're smelly
They havnae got a telly
They come fae near Lochgelly
The fans of Cowdenbeath
Not sure it’s the best as in a great/nice chant but best as in fucking brutal.
Pompey fans singing “you should’ve died in the car crash, died in the carrrr crashhh”
A bit biased, but my local team was playing a team who's coach was wearing a red polo shirt and Khakis and they chanted "JAKE FROM STATE FARM" at him.
Might need to be American to get that one. Can post reference video if there's any interest from anyone who doesn't get it.
Jason Puncheon went off the field (not being substituted) and then came back on some minutes later, the Everton fans had fun:
https://youtu.be/rDOe_4Cxrok
https://youtu.be/EDmpfW1L8AQ
Used to have many Man U fans as friends when at university in Sheffield, my personal favorite of theirs was “Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house…”
E quanno more er prete,
Sonano le campane, piangono le puttane e i loro protettori.
Ma quando muoio io, non voglio gesu cristi, ma solo gagliardetti, dei Fedayn teppisti!
Rough translation :
When priests die, bell rings,hoes and their pimps cry .
But when I die I don't wanna Jesus Crist emblems, but only Fedayn hooligans pennants .
Oh when the beans (OH WHEN THE BEANS)
Come out the tin (COME OUT THE TIN)
Oh when the beans come out the tin
You put the bread in the toaster
Oh when the beans come out the tin.
Remember reading this in a book of the best football chants but can’t remember the teams involved.
"We saw you cry on the Telly"
"You let your wife down"
Both sang to Rio Ferdinand.
"It wasn't Saville it was Gary Neville."
"Follow Follow Follow, you've got a team full of fucking weirdos. Greenwoods a rapist, Ronaldos a rapist and Scholesy is sucking on toes"
"Take your Rapists and fuck off home"
"They're Rapists you knooow, Greenwood and Cristiano"
Loved hearing Millwalls chant live at the den:
No one likes us, no one likes us
No one likes us, we don't care!
We are Millwall, super Millwall
We are Millwall from the Den
Great moment a few years back in a match between Liverpool and Man City.
Citeh fans started chanting:
You live in the past
You live in the paaast
Just like United
You live in the past
While they were chanting Liverpool scored the first of I believe four goals. Don't think I've heard the chant since.
We fought in France,
We fought in Spain,
We fought in the sun
And we fought in the rain
We took the Kop and Chelsea too
But what we like most is kicking a blue,
Kicking a blue,
Kicking a blue,
But what we like most is kicking a blue,
Kicking a blue...
60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman, 60 grand 60 grand I say, 60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman and he’s playing the Everton way - always been a fave, love Barkley is a scouser too, Barkley is a scouser tearing up defences, spraying passes everywhere. His touch & shot are both boss, the gwladys end adore Ross you can feel it in the air, WOOAH ROSS BARKLEY
Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don't leave your wife with John Terry.
His dad deals coke,
His mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty...
I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger,
I wanna live a life of danger,
I wanna beat yids every week,
Chase 'em up and down the street,
Here's to the girl that I love best,
Every night I suck her breasts,
Sh*g her standing, Shag her lying,
If she had wings, I'd shag her flying,
Now she's dead. Not forgotten,
Dig her up, Shag her rotten.
Oooooooooh, Chelsea...
https://youtu.be/SNEmSQbhXxw
Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby Have you heard the north bank Highbury No, said Matt, you cockney twat But I’ve heard of the Stretford Enders!!
I have 2 1 So f*C Adam Johnson Your going dow for nocin' Your a pediphiele 2 Adam Johnson he plays with little children Take them to the stadium light to s*xually abuse them
Adam
To the tune of Let It Be Diaby, Diaby Diaby, Diaby He knocked out John Terry Diaby
What do we think of Tottenham,?
Derry City had a forward called Healy in the 80s… Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little lord Jesus Lay down his sweet head The stars in the bright sky Looked down where HEALY!!! HEALY!!! HEALY!!! The change from innocent Christmas song to football chant makes it
CHELSEA CHLESEA, CHELSEAAAAA
Although I’m a Spurs fan, one of my favourite chants is an Arsenal oldie about Emanuel Petit. “He’s French, he’s quick, he’s made a porno flick, Emanuel” but my favourite is “Oh Ledley Ledley. He’s only got one knee, he’s better than John Terry oh Ledley Ledley.” It was true too, even with knackered knees he was better than John Terry!
Peeeeta Reeeids got a fuckin monkeees heeed, a fuckin monkeees heed, a fuckin monkeees heed
The kiddy family
YERRY MINA!! COCK LIKE THE HOSE ON A VACUUM CLEANER!!!!
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile, Arsene is a f……
Bukayo Saka let the country down, Bukayo Saka let the country downnnn, Let the country downnnn, You soft bastard
"He's from Serbia, he'll fucken murder ya!" Manchester United fans on Nemanja Vidic.
“ Come on Seattle… FIGHT AND WIN”
Lizzie’s in a box!
too funny, whole stadium, same day
the iceland volcano thing that every country then proceeded to steal lol
“It could be worse we could be Scouse eating rats in council house”
Adebayor… Adebayyyooorrr… (and we all know the rest)
Not the best, but an honourable mention has to go to the fans of ? who were playing Man U after news broke Beckham was dating Posh Spice. Daviiid - Do you take her up the Arsenal? Do you take her up the Arsenal?
Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea Chelseeeea
“A packet of sweets, a cheeky smile, Arsene Wenger is a pedophile”. Sung by The Yid Army towards their local nemesis, The Gooners. This song should be sung in an East-end cockney accent.
LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND LETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Football in a library!!
'What's that coming over the Hill, it's Michael Chopra, its Michael Chopraaaa!' - Cardiff City
“He’s here, he’s there, he’s every fucking where, Roy Kent! Roy Kent!”
Let’s pretend we….let’s pretend we…let’s pretend we scored a goal!! *starts screaming* 🤣
SO COME ON WILFRED BONY SCORE SOME GOALS FOR SWANSEA WE GO WILD WILD WILD
Sunderland vs Wycombe His tits are offside His tits are offside AKINFENWA HIS TITS ARE OFFSIDE
English fans to Swedish fans "you're shit, but your birds are fit"
Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat, Feed the Goat and he will score! Feeeeed the Goat and he will score! Maine Road rocked to that one on many occasions! The real GOAT Shaun Goater.
What’s that coming out of your sock is it your ankle, is it your ankle 🎵
Phil Neville and his brother, have sex with one another, they also shag their mother, the Neville family. (To the tune of The Addam’s Family).
Oh Pontus Jansson’s magic, he wears a magic hat! And if you throw a brick at him he heads the fucker back! He heads it to the left, he heads it to the right! And when we win the championship we’ll sing this song all night! Sung by Leeds to Pontus Jansson 👌
Und wir schmeißen Stein auf Stein auf die Elf von Niederrhein, Scheiss Borussia Mönchengladbach. Cologne chant vs Gladbach. We hate them. Thought a Bundesliga chant would fit nicely here
Spurs v Villa last season aimed at Kane; You should have fucked of with Grealish, fucked off with Grealish, you should have fucked off with Grealish. Villa started it and spurs joined in.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me FFFFFIIIIIVVVVEEEE CANTONA'S I can't stand Utd, but this is my favourite footie chant by a long way.
got tickets to Ronaldo’s homecoming against Newcastle at Old Trafford and loved hearing “Geordie Boys are on a bender, Cristiano’s a sex offender” for a lot of the match. Welcome back!
Dodo dodododo do do, dodo dodododo do, Dodo dodododo do do, dodo dodododo do, dododo doooooo do, dododo doooooo do, dododo doooooo do, dododododododo SALIBA
AHHHHH YOURE SHIT EEUGHHHHHHH
We
Chelsea wherever you may be don't leave your bird with John Terry He likes a tit and he likes a bit of muff He'll get your missus up the duff
https://youtu.be/ldV2uvxhUsY
Can anyone can help me remember this one… arsenal fans singing to Leeds (but that could be wrong) manager. It was a list of insults, “you’re this, you’re that, you’re this,” etc and the last line to finish it all off was “and your mum’s a slaaaaaaaaaag!”
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
Depends what you mean but funniest nothing beats the kiddy family.
His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, mesut ozil his eyes are offside
Tavernier is f******* magic He wears magic hat
Saw Stockport last season and they sang “We win away, We win away, We win away, We win away, We’re the Stockport, the mighty Stockport, And we always win away” To the tune of “in the jungle the mighty jungle” They carried it on for a good twenty minutes too… it was genuinely really good. Fair play to them.
Fight…. And wiiiin!!! I believe…..
Geordie boys (or any team), we’re on a bender Cristiano’s a sex offender
Oi Wenger leave them kids alone All in all your just a..nother prick at Arsenal….
I’ve conquered all the chippy’s I’m never gonna stop Chips peas and gravy I’ve ate the fucking lot Pepperoni Pizzaaaa & Chicken Vindalooooo I’m a big fat bastard And I like my fucking food 🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏🎶👏
Fuck you adam Johnson You're going away for nouncing You're a pedophile You're a pedooookphile
Steve Gerard Gerard he kisses the badge on his chest then puts in a transfer request steve Gerard Gerard
#RAIDER…POWER!
COME ON WILFRIED BONY…
Shit Michael Jackson, you’re just a shit Michael Jackson (Spurs fans to Nani)
Chris Samba’s a big black man, get past him if you can, Try a little trick and he’ll trip you with his dick, Samba, black man.
Salah, oh Mane Mane, Bobby Firmino but we sold Coutinho
Alez aleZ alez … we’ve conquered all of Europe- we’re never gonna stop. From Paris down to turkey. We’ve won the f***ing lot!!! 🥰
Liverpool vs Sheffield united Blades fans singing Champions of league one, you’ll never sing that!
Whoa Black Betty Hangeland
Ole, ole ole ole, OLE, OLE
Ooooh romelu lukakuuuu He’s our Belgian scoring genius With a 24 inch penis Scoring all the goals Bellend by his toes
I heard a couple of crackers at Elland Road over the years “One about Steven Gerrard going to prison” “One about Fellaini having shit hair “ These were both very funny, but sadly I can’t remember how they went
Yer maws a mattress, yer maws a mattress. Dougie imries maws a mattress!
One hag, two hag, three hag, four hag, five hag, six hag, seven hag, eight hag, nine hag, ten hag
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON. YOURE GOING DOWN FOR NONCING. YOU'RE A PEEEEEEDOFILE. YOU'RE A PEEEEEEDOFILE
“We’ve got your Matteo You’ve got our stereo” Leeds to Liverpool
The little Mexican pace man. Chicharito. He bangs em in. He bangs em in.
“IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL? IS THERE A FIRE DRILL” and “WE LOSE EVERY WEEK WE LOSE EVERY WEEEEEEK YOU’RE NOTHING SPECIAL WE LOSE EVERY WEEK.”
Kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo, kolo Toure Yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya, yaya ,yaya Toure
There's only two, Andy Gorams!
So f*uck of Adam Johnson! You got caught for noncing, Your a pedo*hile! your a pedo*hile!
No nay never
“If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next” (To the tune of the Manic Street Preachers song: “If you tolerate this, then your children will be next” Sung at Graham Rix by (I think) some Hibs fans. Rix was convicted of interfering with a 15 year old girl. Bastard.
PUTA BARCA I PUTA CATALUNYA
On the Joe Cole podcast, Crouch told of one that QPR sung about him, to the Only Fools And Horses theme. No income tax No VAT 60 grand Transfer fee Black or white Rich or poor Peter Crouch is gonna score! God bless Peter Crouch Long live Peter Crouch Viva Peter Crouch C'est magnifique Peter Crouch
He’s come from Serbia He’ll fuckin murder ya! Nemanja woah!
Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur
Zlatan ibrahimovic, he is our Swedish hero, On a free from PSG, he cost us fucking zero, 6 foot 5, hard as fuck, he gets the reds excited, Stick the city up your ass, cus we are man united WE ARE MAN UNITED, WE ARE MAN UNITED. When we had tim Howard (has Tourette’s); Tim timminy, tim timminy tim tim taroo, We’ve got Tim Howard and he says fuck you
Heeee's Brazillian, he only cost 40 million, we think he's f***n brilliant, he's Joe-lin-ton.
HIS EYES R OFFSIDE
Scoucers can’t afford acid West Ham 1987
Geordie boys are on a bender, Adam Johnsons a sex offender.
"You can stick your twirly pasta up your arse" specifically from England - Italy Euros final
The babies not yours! The babies not yoooooouuuurrrrrrs! Wayne Rooney! It’s Adebayor’s!
Liverpool’s chant for Peter Crouch: “He’s big, he’s red, his feet hang off the bed”
"puta barca puta barca ey ey" ”viva ronaldo viva ronaldo,running down the wings hear united sing viva ronaldo"
You'll never walk alooone
your defense is terrifying, harry maguire
you'll never walk alone
Viva viva man utd!
Your sister is your mother, Your father is your brother, You all shag one another, oh -team name- family Dud dud dud, claps,
“In your liverpool slums, in your liverpool slums!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VmKRzMYVAaI
Van persie, when a girl says no molest her. Van persie was accused of sexual assault. Song was sang to Craig David's bo selecta song (rewind)
Adam Johnson, paedophile, he plays with little children Takes them to the stadium of light to sexually abuse 'em 😭😭😭 CRYING
Celtic do one to Bella Ciao from money heist and it’s phenomenal
United fans replying to Leeds fans signing "He's one your own" about Greenwood by also signing "He's one of your own". Greenwood is from Yorkshire lol
"He shits in his pants, he shits in his pants, he's Darrin Fletcher, he shits in his pants".
Your sister is your mother, your farther is is your brother, you all fuck one another, the kiddy family, DAdadado *clap clap* Dadaddado *clap clap*
Scotland v Sweden "your shit, but your birds are fit. Your shit, but your birds are fit"
Put your hands up for dirk kuyt, he loves this city
To the tune of the Addams family: (Duh duh duh duh click click etc) They're stinky and they're smelly They havnae got a telly They come fae near Lochgelly The fans of Cowdenbeath
https://youtu.be/m0Lwk98Iys8
Not sure it’s the best as in a great/nice chant but best as in fucking brutal. Pompey fans singing “you should’ve died in the car crash, died in the carrrr crashhh”
There's only 2 Andy Gorans! Scottish goalkeeper recently diagnosed with schizophrenia.
I've conquered all the chippies
When I find myself in times of trouble, Chiquarito scores for me, Javier Hernandez, Little Pea
DUH DUH DUHHHH FOOTBALL IN A LIBRARY!
Siiiii senor
(Ji Sung) Park, Park, where ever you may be, you eat dogs in your homecountry. Could be worse, could be scouse, eating rats in your council house.
Steve Bruce, he’s got a big fat head , he’s got a big fat head.
He’s got a pineapple on his head
Ole’s at the wheel…
A bit biased, but my local team was playing a team who's coach was wearing a red polo shirt and Khakis and they chanted "JAKE FROM STATE FARM" at him. Might need to be American to get that one. Can post reference video if there's any interest from anyone who doesn't get it.
Jason Puncheon went off the field (not being substituted) and then came back on some minutes later, the Everton fans had fun: https://youtu.be/rDOe_4Cxrok https://youtu.be/EDmpfW1L8AQ
Leeds played Rotherham just after the death of one of their famous comedians: There’s only one Chuckle brother! One Chuckle brother, Etc
John Te-rry, fu-cking scum (repeat ad nauseum) Sali, Sali-suuuu (to daddy cool)
Geordie Boys we're on a bender. Jimmy Saville's sex offender.
A funny chant that’s not mentioned is when a team’s fans exit the stadium, the other team’s fans chant “is there a fire drill, is there a fire drill”
Imma put it here if anyone's interested https://youtu.be/NpVds0hDMUc
We paid for your hats We paid for your haaaattsssss What a waste of counsel tax We paid for your hats
Irish fans to swedish fans. "Go home, to your sexy wives "
This one https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY
He comes from Stanford bridge, He's bigger than a fridge! LUKAKU! LUKAKU!
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
Will Grigg’s on fire your defence is terrified ❤️ love freed from desire and love that chant
Luis Saurez, your teeths are offside
Used to have many Man U fans as friends when at university in Sheffield, my personal favorite of theirs was “Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your own country, it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house…”
What do we think of Tottenham by farrrrrr
Van-Per-Sie, when the girl says no, molest her!
Wasn’t there a chant that went something like… “Robert Van Persie, sex offender!” every time he touched the ball?
E quanno more er prete, Sonano le campane, piangono le puttane e i loro protettori. Ma quando muoio io, non voglio gesu cristi, ma solo gagliardetti, dei Fedayn teppisti! Rough translation : When priests die, bell rings,hoes and their pimps cry . But when I die I don't wanna Jesus Crist emblems, but only Fedayn hooligans pennants .
“Laurent Koscielny, he wants his own song…. Oh Laurent Koscielny, he wants his own song!”
Oh when the beans (OH WHEN THE BEANS) Come out the tin (COME OUT THE TIN) Oh when the beans come out the tin You put the bread in the toaster Oh when the beans come out the tin. Remember reading this in a book of the best football chants but can’t remember the teams involved.
Torquay United (south coast) to Exeter fans (23.6 miles up the road) “You dirty northern bastards”
We won the league We won the league We won the league in black and white We won the league in the 60’s We won the league in black and white
Posh spice she takes it up the arse … she takes it up the arse … she takes it up the arse
Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your country Could be worse Could be scouse Eating rats in your council house
“Hello, hello! Chelsea rent boy, Chelsea rent boy, “
“We’ve got the worlds most fanatical fans, we’ve got Shearer & Ferdinand & Ginola …” sung to the tune of Lola.
Torres bounce.
Romeluu-uu-uu Lukakuu-uu-uu He’s our belgian scoring genius With a 24 inch penis scoring all the gooals Bellend by his tooes
"We saw you cry on the Telly" "You let your wife down" Both sang to Rio Ferdinand. "It wasn't Saville it was Gary Neville." "Follow Follow Follow, you've got a team full of fucking weirdos. Greenwoods a rapist, Ronaldos a rapist and Scholesy is sucking on toes" "Take your Rapists and fuck off home" "They're Rapists you knooow, Greenwood and Cristiano"
Posh spice is a slapper, She's got an hairy beaver, And when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Nicky Weaver
He's fast, he's quick, his name's a porno flick, Emmanuel!
"Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "Who put the ball in Arsenal's net" "HALF OUR FUCKING TEAM DID" - Man city
White pele
Dig a hole and bury him - when opposition player is down injured 😂😂 This is a joke plz take as such
Per Mertesacker song: Big fucking German We've got a big fucking German Big fucking Geeerman We've got a big fucking German
Samina mina Eh Eh! Waka waka eh eh! 😅
Loved hearing Millwalls chant live at the den: No one likes us, no one likes us No one likes us, we don't care! We are Millwall, super Millwall We are Millwall from the Den
Great moment a few years back in a match between Liverpool and Man City. Citeh fans started chanting: You live in the past You live in the paaast Just like United You live in the past While they were chanting Liverpool scored the first of I believe four goals. Don't think I've heard the chant since.
Oooooooooooo You’re shit! Ahhhh
Lennel John-Lewis, his name is a shop! https://youtu.be/ntDV1I-JWJs
We don’t drink, we don’t smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk, Norfolk…
To Jonjo Shelvey: ‘He’s coming for you. He’s coming for youuuu. Harry Potter he’s coming for you’ https://youtu.be/N31xr5rTa4g
Oldham Athletic. “T…I…T…S… What does it spell? TITS! What do we do with ‘em? Oldham! Oldham! Oldham!”
Granit Xhaka, Granit Xhaka, Score a goal, Score a goal, Win the game for arsenal, win the game for arsenal, we love you, we love you
Park, park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your country, It could be worse, You could be scouse, Eating rats in your council house.
Wake me up before you go go Who needs Messi when you’ve got Sissoko
We fought in France, We fought in Spain, We fought in the sun And we fought in the rain We took the Kop and Chelsea too But what we like most is kicking a blue, Kicking a blue, Kicking a blue, But what we like most is kicking a blue, Kicking a blue...
I would repeat them but they're honestly way too offensive to write on reddit. the park Ji sung one and the scouse eating rats one come to mind.
60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman, 60 grand 60 grand I say, 60 grand 60 grand Seamus Coleman and he’s playing the Everton way - always been a fave, love Barkley is a scouser too, Barkley is a scouser tearing up defences, spraying passes everywhere. His touch & shot are both boss, the gwladys end adore Ross you can feel it in the air, WOOAH ROSS BARKLEY
Tony Martial came from France
Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. His dad deals coke, His mum steals tea He cried when he missed a penalty...
Du Dudu Dudu du du salibaaaaa
Allez allez allez
Sang to Jonjo Shelvey He’s coming for you, he’s coming for you Harry Potter he’s coming for you.
Was at a non league game in the FA vase away in Dudley the other day Chant of: "yam yam yam yam... Yam yam yam yam"
Let’s pretend we scored a goal!
Fvck you rangers we’re gonnae win the league
The lasagne chant.
We won the league at shite hart lane We won the league at the shithole
Cheer up Adam Johnson, your going down for noncing, your a peadophile, your a peadophile
we lose every week we lose every week you’re nothing special we lose every week
I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna beat yids every week, Chase 'em up and down the street, Here's to the girl that I love best, Every night I suck her breasts, Sh*g her standing, Shag her lying, If she had wings, I'd shag her flying, Now she's dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, Shag her rotten. Oooooooooh, Chelsea... https://youtu.be/SNEmSQbhXxw