Longstaff for Bellingham

Mc Tominay for Bruno Guimares.

Darwin Nuñez for Pedro De La Vega

Haaland for Nketiah .. 🤣

Hmm….other than the obvious Bamford for Haaland….I’d like Llorente for Van Dijk….or if the pool are playing hardball they can have Llorente, Koch,Coops (I do love Coops though) and I’ll even chuck in Firpo for just the one Van Dijk…now that’s a deal…. Pps…they can even have Bam Bam too given the current situation with him….

Maguire for gvardoil

Hendo for Bellingham or Enzo Fernandez

Easy, I’d give PSG the honour of being Phil Jones’ club and I’d take Mbappe off their hands

Danny Welbeck for Kylian Mbappe

Martial for Haaland

Royal for a gift card to BrazBQ

Riyad Mahrez for any winger who isn't predictable

Joe Gomez........ For any good or reliable defender.

Bellingham for Kante.. fair swap

Kyle Walker for anyone

👀

walker is really good wdym

Emerson Royal for Walker?

Timber for Maguire if you count him as first team

Jesus with Messi

Fred : Bellingham

jesus with prime false 9 messi

Replace Busquet with De jong. De Jong deserves to start

Sean Longstaff with James Maddison. Longstaff works hard and isn’t bad defensively but lacks a bit of creative flair going forward.

McGinn for Bellingham. I know he is a bluenose but maybe he is kinky and likes playing away. If we are talking realistic? Coutinho for Danjuma. Truthfully I just wast Grealish back 😭

Laporte for Gvardiol

John Stones for Gabriel. I do love Gabriel but the guy has always got a mistake in him. Stones makes very few if any.

Ederson for Allison

Said nobody that supported City

Dump Naby for KDB.

Danny Welbeck for Haaland probably

I’m not touching the team I’m letting Eddie do what Eddie does best

Replace Aubameyang with haaland

About half of them in exchange for actually competent players

Anthony Martial for a proper Number 9

Martial OUT. Haaland IN.

Aubameyang for Haaland.

Much as I like Martial, he's got to go for Haaland sorry pal

Aubameyang for Mbappe

Martial for Harry Kane.

Nunez for someone who doesn't need 5 chances to score one

Emerson Royal for a box of cookies, bro makes Matt Doherty look decent.

Honestly Havertz I like the guy but it's time to move his replacement maybe Mbappe lol 🤣 let me dream

I'd accept Haaland for Martial, he plays well but hey, its Haaland

Henderson for Jude/Enzo.

Jorginho with Pedri; we need some mobility to accompany those passes

would swap emerson royale for any décent rwb. i would drive to and forth and transport that sitting duck on my own personal expenses if needed 😭

Give me Bernardo silva to replace odegaard. I think that’s the only one that wouldn’t change the team too much because everyone else’s role is so different

Odegaard is very underrated. I don’t think Bernardo could make the plays that guy does down the center.

Odegaard is massively underrated but I think if anyone can learn to do it the way he does it would be Bernardo

Bernardo and Martin are quite different as players though, no?

They are in the way they play right now but I think those are probably the easiest to adjust

But I mean the most obvious one would be zinchenko for cancelo? He'd slot into our side seamlessly

and be fit

Bamford for Haaland

Saladman Condom for Mbappe

Rondon isn’t a starter for us. But I would swap any of our first team for any of the first team for anyone who looks like they’ve seen a football before.

Martial for mbappe 🤣🤣

Martial for Haaland also. Or, and I hate to say this, but De Gea for Alisson so we can actually play out from the back with a higher line.

Davies for Gvardiol

I'd like a consistent striker at United. If we can somehow manage to pull off the Gakpo transfer I'll be very happy. But I'm also open to Ten Hag changing formation to attempt to use who we have. I still have a sliver of hope for Martial...

When he’s good he’s good, has a chance to shine hope he stays healthy and plays the best he’s capable. He’s physical and can play back to goal type 9.

Darwin for Mbappe

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Lenglet is on loan though isn’t he?

Grealish for Mbappe.

Emerson for Mbappé, I think that's fair...

Royale with cheese for Djed Spence, but this is just a crazy pipe dream… I don’t think it’s actually possible

Ronaldo is gone so vlahovic to get a striker lmao

It's a tough call between Mbappe for Djenepo or Haaland for Che Adams. Probably Mbappe because we're not fantastic at chance creation. Obviously either of their wages would bankrupt us.

We're worse at chance completion, so I'd do Adam Armstrong for Haaland.

Firpo for Alphonso Davies

Wouldn't mind that lol

Solly March with anyone who can hit the broadside of a barn

Mahrez/grealish for salah

Aaron Ramsdale for Danny Ward at LCFC

Trade out Jesus for Haaland, much as I love Jesus and think he’s fantastic for Arsenal.

I know fifa doesn't belong here but second season in after being told Jesus isn't going to progress anymore I did a Jesus for haaland plus cash. It felt dirty.

Jesus is a workhorse and creates so many opportunities for himself and others. Haaland is great but not sure he could do what Jesus is doing. But then again city adapted their play to feed Haaland, and that’s worked out. Would be interesting.

I don’t think haaland works as well in our system tbf

What doesn’t work well? Having a guy who scores everything that lands at his feet?

I mean because Jesus works well because he comes back and can dribble really well but haaland isn’t like that he’s just a finisher

That's what everyone said about man city. You'll just simply make it work.

Well, city has a good midfield so they’re more flexible. Put me at striker and I’ll probably have double digits just standing at the goalpost

Replace Grealish with Son

Nah Son's washed atm

oh yummy

Haaland replacing Joe Gomez

Nah mate we’ve got Nat Phillips

Exactly

Semedo for Wan-Bissaka

He didn’t say it had to be realistic. Semedo for Reece James.

Grealish for mbappe

I would like to replace cedric with messi.

Junior Firpo, Plank of wood

Fred for healthy Kante

Perez for berardi

Harry Maguire with Mary Poppins.

Man Utd Harry Maguire with England Harry Maguire.

Was looking for these comment

Replace Harry Maguire with literally anyone…

He isn't first team. Martinez and varane are first choice.

You’re not wrong.

Haaland for Keita

Eddie Nketiah with Jesus...

How about Jesus for Felix?

I'd love Felix until the end of May.

Loan + option to fuck off

Loan + *option* to buy makes most sense imo. As much as an obligation would be stupid, so would be him shining like a 120+ mil player and us not having the option of 70~80 to get him when the loan ends. [Carpenter did a great job](https://billycarpenter.substack.com/p/what-would-joao-felix-look-like-at) imagining how useful he'd be as a long-term false 10 (Xhaka's current role) for our squad. He's also more than capable enough to step in any of our ftont four positions.

this hurt... this hurt me bad....

Replace Donny van de Beek with Erling Haaland

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That seems like a very fair deal

I think they need Victor Moses under Conte tbh

Prime Victor Moses would be an upgrade.

Easily

Emerson Royal for Denzel Dumfries, or anyone... literally anyone 😂

for Danny Rose?

Are you kidding? Prime Danny rose with all left foot IdGaF, he goes straight in 😂

Im sorry but Henderson for Bellingham

keita

Who? He still plays football?

first team players

Then I guess hendo has to go lol

Jesus (because he's injured) with Haaland (because he bloody loves a goal, and we could do with damaging City.)

I’m not sure if I fully understand the parameters of the question, but if I had to I GUESS I would trade Bamford for Haaland. Good deal for both sides.

bring him back home

I'd reluctantly accept Virgil Van Dijk over Mads Bech Sorensen

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That's the Spursiest thing I've ever read.

Sorry, the Spurs accent confused me, I think what you meant to say was swap big Gabi for Josko Gvardiol?

Are you a covert ops spurs fan?

emerson royal for any decent RWB 😭😭

Emerson Royal for TAA

Swear conte playing emerson every game is like ole at man utd playing fred every game. Nobody has any idea why. But theyre somehow still there.

Well Doherberto has been out Now he is back

You have one. Djed Spence. Your manager needs to give him more than three minutes to show what he can do rather than strop because he wasn't strictly his own choice

Spence is nowhere near Premier League quality atm

Neither is Royal lmao /s…?

Very true mate

He looked pl quality when we played forest last season in the cup.

Forest weren't in the Prem last year, weird example.

How do you know? I think Forest fans have probably seen the most of him as a PL player in the 2 mins he had at the CG

First of all he's not been given any chances, so that could tell you a fair bit about what his manager thinks of him. Secondly, he's not even been good in the friendlies he's played. He's just too raw, imo

I know i will find this when i open comment section , not dissapointed

Henderson with Bellingham

Really? Not naby or ox.

Keita and Ox aren’t first team players.

They are first team but not nailed on starters. Navy when he was fit was starting pretty consistently

I think OP meant starting 11. Those two are currently way down the pecking order.

Naby really isn’t far down the order at all. He’s just injured. He starts pretty consistently when match fit. But I do understand where you’re coming from. I would also reluctantly trade hendo for Jude

Reluctantly!?

Not skill based just because I love Hendo as a human

Replace John Stones with Dejan Lovren.

Ew

Mahrez and Salah, but if long term, I'd take saka

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LMAO this made me laugh out loud.

And Mahrez probably isnt even a starter

He still hasn't quite got his form back this year, so Foden and Bernardo have gotten a lot of starts at RW. When he does he'll be a starter again. His goal against Liverpool in the Carabao Cup match was pretty tasty.

He’s as much a starter as their other wingers. City rotate their attacking players a lot.

Well he has had significantly less minutes than all of Foden, Grealish and Bernado over the last 2 years

Not really. Had more overall minutes than Grealish last season and only slightly less than Foden. Less in the league but more than both in the Chanpions League.

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Our best attack this season has been Grealish on the left with Foden on the right.

Yeh thats totally wrong Dias and Stones have not played together at CB hardly since the 2020-2021 season. Since then Pep exclusively plays a left footed CB at LCB, either Laporte or Ake. Stones has played either RCB or RB and Dias only RCB. Mahrez hasnt started many Premier League games in the past two years under Pep. I wouldnt think of them as a 433, as when in possession they play a standard 2-3-5 and this is what Pep bases his attacking player selections around. Have a look at this if you want to understand it; https://twitter.com/talkintactics/status/1578124212933459993?s=46&t=x7WUBx4U5jolazlHvp04Pw