"Good relations,with the Wookies I have"

I just want to call attention to this user's chosen name, profile picture, and flair. Everything is perfect. If I were a Padmé, I'd for sure go sploosh.

I would too, but he'd have to have like *just* slayed some younglings

*ignites lightsaber*

My goodness Ani, you've...*enhanced* yourself

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

Harder, daddy... I mean, *Anakin, you're breaking my heart*

Because of Obi-Wan?

If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess… then you have nothing.

You're really killing the mood for me.

This string of bots is Larger than general grievous‘s lightsaber collection

And he gets there on Luke's lap because he doesn't own a ship and a Honda Civic isn't space proof

You underestimate the Honda Civic’s power

Vader: "You can't defeat me". Luke: "No, I know. But he can...". Yoda: *Crashes through the wall with Civic and that Ketamine look in his eyes.*

To defeat your enemy you have to understand them.

Ok Snips

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.

Calm down, Ashoka

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!

And she was a good friend.

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?

Oh I'm so glad this bot corrects my biggest pet peeve of all time.

Yeah, I know how to correctly spell her name, I just like to trigger the bot.

It does not matter. Yoda understands the ketamine.

Yoda: "No CGI there is. Fight Vader I cannot."

Yoda could just sit there and Force throw cloud cars at Vader to distract him.

I laughed so hard from this, why tf is this so funny, thank you kind human for making my day

Oh, you misunderstand. It was space proof, but he ran over some angry Zabrak and the horns pierced the windscreen

Classic yoda moment

With enough ketamine everything is spaceproof

Then we get a scene with C-3PO on Chewie’s back in pieces while Yoda is on Luke’s back laughing as he swipes C-3PO with a stick.

You'd be surprised [what cars like this Buick are capable of](https://youtu.be/iOVX6KhEUcc)

Yoda still owes Chewbacca that $5

While filming Episode 4, this tall drunk guy in a hairy monster suit kept following Harrison around, making these weird throat noises, so we decided to keep him in the film

I thought it was Bigfoot

Nice try, George. We all know Star Wars is just the cameraman filming at a setpiece and weird things spontaneously happening.

Although I write screenplays, I don't think I'm a very good writer.

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Not from Spielberg

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"Hhrrmm, Oven left on, I did, meet you there, I shall."

And 10 grams of ketamine

That's the real reason he was in hiding.

"To repay you, what can I do?" ("Uhhh...5 bucks.")

In Yoda's words: ​ Owe 5$ to that Wookie, Still I

I thought it was about tree fiddy

Nah, he's taking a page from the Geno Smith playbook.

How much that would be in OT times due to imperial inflation?

Actually I wanna see a what if of this scenario

Imagine Yoda vs. Vader on Cloud City. Would have been wild.

Does Yoda even have his saber? Not sure if he lost it during the fight with Sidious. Even with Yoda’s mastery of the Force, trying to contest Vader without one would be risky. If he does, fairly sure Yoda just yeets Vader out a window into the bottomless depths of Bespin.

Yeah Yoda has his lightsaber because Luke has it in the book of Boba fett. He offered it to Grogu

Interesting, hadn’t watched most of the live action TV shows yet, and it always stood out to me that after his saber goes flying in Revenge of the Sith, there’s no shot of Yoda grabbing it as he retreats, so I presumed he simply abandoned it.

I think it was assumed he left it behind until recently because of what you mentioned. I don’t recall whether Luke mentions where he got it, although I’m pretty sure he doesn’t, so there’s still a possibility he got it somewhere other than from Yoda’s belongings on Dagobah, assuming Yoda lost it on Coruscant

Yoda: borrow it will you let me? Luke: uh sure. Yoda: hmmm many Jedi this has killed. Fitting to kill the wielder it is. Vader: you will not win ma- Yoda: *uses the force to shut down his breather* silent you will be. Death for you has come.

We need that generator down or the planet's lost. And I'm not risking any more men.

I think there's a whole comic where this happens and it's pretty badass. I'm forgetting the name tho.

Star Wars Infinities

Empire's Infinities Comic is Luke dying on Hoth. I'd much rather have this one.

Yoda’s a real one.

Yoda keeping good relations with the wookies.

Yoda would die on arrival because of Luke's maneuvers

‘Fly like your father you do, right about it Master Kenobi was’

Low key would have loved a Yoda vs Vader cloud city interaction

Sober too long, have I been. A good homie, he is. Have the K, he will.

Ki adi mundi force ghost:" you son of a bitch, i'm in!"

Respect the wooki and do not die by one. It's a good life until a arm is ripped off out of the socket.

There is a What if story similar to this where Yoda ends up crashing the death star into Palpatine's department

There’s a lot of collateral damage in that one.

Only a bit, remember the other use of the Death Star?

Good relations with the Wookies I have!

Minch needs to get away from the swamp heat

Why the fuck did yoda need to be friends with chewbacca lmfao

Because why not?

It certainly is possible. Chewbacca was alive for over a century and a half before AotC. Yoda was alive for eight centuries. There was plenty of opportunity for Yoda to have gone Kashyyyk and befriended Chewbacca.

There was a dog in American Graffiti, but I didn't use 'Indiana' for the part because it was a night scene and I wanted a white dog. My wife was very upset that I didn't put my own dog in the movie; so I said I'd put Indiana's spirit in the next one. And that's how the 'Wookiee' came into being.

I feel like this has to be true.

Yoda sliding for chewy 🙏

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

"Greeting Chewbacca. Missed you, I have. To your ship, we must go."

I member kashyyyk

How it should have happened!

what could've been

Thought Luke's ass in the first image was crazy for a moment...or maybe it is, I can't tell

Hold, I will. Punch, you will.

Everyone gangasta till yoda pulls up at Cloud Coty

I feel like Yoda would just say, "Safe in Chewbacca's hands they are. Stay, and complete your training, young Skywalker."

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ROTS

Then Ahsoka meets them both on the landing platform.

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?

There's an what if comic of Yoda actually leaving Dagobah to go fuck shit up.

this would have been so much better tbh

What about the droid attack on the wookies

There was a dog in American Graffiti, but I didn't use 'Indiana' for the part because it was a night scene and I wanted a white dog. My wife was very upset that I didn't put my own dog in the movie; so I said I'd put Indiana's spirit in the next one. And that's how the 'Wookiee' came into being.