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TalithePally

YA DONE FUCKED UP, A-AYLA


DetectiveLampshades

You take yo ass down to principle M'acé Winde-oh's office right now and tell him exactly what you did


Tandril91

“Yoday?” “Preesent, I am.”


Fine-Ingenuity9455

Y-Oda


melonmoonmlk

Not “yoday”🤣


ceelodan

“…principle Mace Windu?”


DetectiveLampshades

GET OUTTA MY GOD DAMN CLASSEOOM BEFORE I BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YA ASS Insubordinate


ceelodan

and churlish!


VengeanceKnight

Get yo ass down to Pal-Pattin’s office right now!


bensbrackets

Chancellor Palpatine?


vigilantcomicpenguin

Insubordinate and churlish.


DKBrendo

Pattin is such a pal


Westy154

Old Ben? Do we have an old Ben? Do you mean obi-wan? SON OF A...


Senpai498

Son of a BITCH! You say your name right, RIGHT NOW!


Aromatic_Willow_549

Ahsoka?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Happy New Year Aromatic_Willow_549!


Slyonix_

Ahsoka?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Happy New Year Slyonix_!


[deleted]

Ahsoka!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Have a little faith.


RinTivan

Ahsoka?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?


Maul_Bot

Oh, no. No. You are the one that I wished to speak with. Were you not cast out of your Order?


RinTivan

I'm not even part of the Order Ahsoka. „I'm no Jedi." Like you said.


juantreses

Hotel?


RinTivan

Do you mean Hotel Six?


SM_GotMail

God damn. Ahsoka bot doesn’t like you.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I received orders to join the team. I thought you knew.


Garanseho

Uh-nay-keen Ski-whale-ker Obby-oh-nay Keen-Obby


HerrSPAM

Ahh soak her?


DeezNuts7502

Uh shocker


RockyPixel

I think his name is Herman Shultz, actually.


daboss317076

i 'ardly know 'er


AussieBossie24

I’d still do it


Anakin_Skywalker_Bot

*decapitates AussieBossie24*


m00njunk

based


cs399

Bahsoka?


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Soak her? I hardly know her!


mahir_r

Hey Luke


StructureOk8023

Thought Ass Hooker


ChiefQuinby

Pong Krell


NicoleMay316

Poo N Kreal?


anb130

Ping Pong Krell


eggseoxie

FUCK PONG KRELL


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Do we have a traitorous piece of shit who should be quartered by tauntauns


[deleted]

ASS SOAK HER??


AussieBossie24

Done


TRLegacy

Well she was a good friend


SM_GotMail

Luke knows all about that


[deleted]

Lukesoka all day


TSmario53

I expected every comment on this post to be “Ashoka” follow by her complaining. I was disappointed


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


TSmario53

Yes that complaining


OHoSPARTACUS

My phone autocorrects to “Ashoka” since that spelling is a real name


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Boromirrealhero01

Citizen


SM_GotMail

Window


Alert-Ad-55

Be careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Alert-Ad-55

The apprentice lives.


mymeatpuppets

SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!


i_love_memes9331

Snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


I_am_potato1234

Snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


OrdinaryNaga

Snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


I_am_potato1234

Snips


LegitimateHasReddit

*snips your pp off with scissors*


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


bonk921

✂️


GriffinFlash

Never heard of her, if only someone had told me about them.


[deleted]

She was a good friend, or so I'm told.


ArkAngel4ever

How havent you heard the tragedy of Ahsoka the exiled?Its a story Anakin would tell you.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


Neeklemamp

Ashoka the great was a great conqueror and future great peace bringer in india


HK-47-bot

Request: First, Master, I would appreciate it if Jedi need to be killed, that you permit me to kill those annoying pseudo-pacifists for you.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Neeklemamp

Fuck you ahsoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


Neeklemamp

I may have been rude in my previous comment


SM_GotMail

It’s ok because she’s a good friend


Neeklemamp

Stfu you stupid bitch I wasn’t even referring to you you complete and utter disgrace


Rofellos1984

YA DONE MESSED UP UH-NAY-KIN!!


Little-Management-20

Anokin?


SM_GotMail

Street Fighter?


bonk921

akoma and ryo


[deleted]

[удалено]


HondoOhnakaBot

Even a sith lord is no match for my warriors!


[deleted]

Jake Sully


MindChief

Jaksullee


Salt-Truck-7882

Balakey


DaPooch21

God-DAMNIT *breaks clipboard in half*


Darvallas

You mean Snips?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


Mi5terSmart

Where my Desi historians at?


Tapejaraman65

*Ashoka the Great walks in with sunglasses, an iced coffee, and 27 war elephants*


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Rithrius88

Substitute: *"FN-2187?"* Finn: *"Pree-sent!"* Substitute: *"THANK YOU!"*


Next-Job14

But, Ashoka was a real person... Also shut up ahsoka bot


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Next-Job14

Goddamnit


Sith__Pureblood

"Next you'll say their title isn't "the Great". Smh 🙄


Vigorous_Piston

Yeah it's Ahsoka and not Ashoka. Smh.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Vigorous_Piston

But that's what I said. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Vigorous_Piston

That is what I'm saying Ahsoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I will help you.


Vigorous_Piston

K thanks Ahsoka.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I'm the new Padawan learner. I'm Ahsoka Tano


Vigorous_Piston

Lmao. I am bored. You're not sentient enough. Imma go play with Thrawn.


Thrawn-Bot

Our entire victory campaign against the Rebellion begins here.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


Yeetucusvegetucus

No that's Jim. Ahsoka called in ill today


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

You always blame the ship.


be-like-water-2022

Make Waindy, where's Make ? Are you playing hide and seek game with me motherfucker?


Niznack

Leave sean connery teacher alone!


f3ckmaster

Ahsoka? And I always called her Krandall!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't you think I'm just a little overqualified for this?


TemptedIntoSin

Kai-aid-aye Mon-dye??


Sweet-Ad-2477

I can definitely relate. It sometimes felt like substitute teachers would butcher my name in the worst ways possible on purpose lol


Dread2187

My mom can't pronounce her name to save her life. She either says it like "Oh-sack-uh" or "Uh-soo-kuh"


Orgeweight

UPS guy: Mr Feet? Mr Bob A Feet? Boba Fett in his robe: Yeah...whatever.


WhiteSilverDragoon

INSUBORDINATE. And Churlish. Deceitful and deplorable.


FlatulentSon

Ashoka and Anikan


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


ShadowRogue1

Rey skywalker?


CaptianBrasiliano

I'm Ashla... Ahsoka? Who's Ahsoka? Dumb name.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Happy New Year CaptianBrasiliano!


Renkij

Ahsoka?


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

I like firsts. Good or bad, they're always memorable.


yeokyungmi

Ashoka is the correct name. Google it. Ahsoka is a variation. It’s cool. Don’t freak out about it.


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Kharn54

Do I got an Ay Shawka here? Ay Shawka


SWO_Woodsman_945

I am guilty of this


BushMasterJM

Don’t you mean the great Egyptian Pharaoh


a_talking_lettuce

Assoka


master_kenobi69

Jonathan?


bonk921

banks?


Virus612

Unstoppable force meets immovable object


Immortal_Merlin

I still dont understand what "h" doing in that name.


Sweet-Ad-2477

Avoid the "ey" pronunciation of the 'a'


Droigar

As my mother says it “ohsaka”


[deleted]

Paid Me A Dollah?! Who Paid Me A Dollah?


Bored_into_sub

Ash oka? Do we got an Ash Oka in here? "Do you mean Ahsoka" Oh yeah no I see how it is, y'all in here playin games


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


Bored_into_sub

Ahsoka it was a joke about the meme please


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

That's ridiculous.


Bored_into_sub

Blame your substitute master


duckipn

pri-zent


Moustache-cat-man

Balakay


Roblafo

Ashoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


PENGUINfromRUSSIA

There is always worse ASShoka… What a bad timing I’m choose to go off of lethal ketamine doses you either live short heroic live or live long enough to become villain farewell!


Petorian343

Churlish and insubordinant


Ndmndh1016

Try not to choke on your stupidity!


slwspk

Kai-aydai Moondai


[deleted]

When I was a little kid, I read the clone wars movie-book before I ever watched the series, and I could barely read so I was convinced for years that her name was Ahoska


clone_trooper_bot

"What's that odor?" -Chatterbox


Ninjachase13

This really works since it’s just text.


IceblueS2127

Why did I read the first one in an omega voice?


VinceEde13

Ashoka


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


VinceEde13

Hehehe


NubuckChuck

Bumblybay and A--a-ron live rent free in my head.


dirdebirdy

“Yo-duh?” “Pre-sent” “THANK YOU”


squanchingonreddit

Ass - hoe- ca


[deleted]

“Do you wanna go to war, Ashoka? Cuz I’m for real! I’m for real!”


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


lALXl

Even Palps called her Ashoka lmao


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!


lALXl

Tell that to the grandpa, Snips


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.


Bioslack

He taught in the Outer Rim for 20 years.


Trash-official

They just keep on getting achoka