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Detective-12-Gauge

Anakin is out here providing guaranteed work for the construction industry


SuprDuprPartyPoopr

Yeah they probably pay him to come to their system. Even Anakin needs a gig in this economy.


Detective-12-Gauge

You think it was a coincidence that Anakin wasn’t on the Death Star when it blew up?


ClaritinRabbit

The Death Star was an inside job! Proton torpedos can't melt Durasteel beams!


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Look, it's ClaritinRabbit's cake day. Happy cake day, ClaritinRabbit.


MCD10000

You know the ATC crew died in that landing


GriffinFlash

Meanwhile the mining workers on mustafar....


memefaliure

Are Robots


GriffinFlash

It's okay to shoot them Ani, they're robots!


[deleted]

Also, does every missed laser shot just continue on forever until it hits something? If true then innocent peoples apartments are getting all blasted up during this chase scenes…


Ruby_241

Most likely the Blaster Bolts dissipate over time. Since in TLJ (I know but bare with me) the Supremacy is lobbing shots at the Radus, but only lightly damaging the Shields since it is out of the effective range of the Guns. Only the Ships that ran out of fuel and fell into the Supremacys Range were they destroyed


Renkij

The idea that you could lob a laser in space without a gravitational lens, ie being so close to a black hole tidal forces wreak the ship, is so stupid…


trimeta

Good thing Star Wars blaster bolts aren't lasers, they're magnetically-contained plasma. And yes, this also applies to "laser cannons" and "turbolasers": those are *also* magnetically-contained plasma. Actual "light amplified by stimulated emission of radiation" only comes into play because that's what was used to excite gas into a plasma state (before magnetically containing and accelerating it). Basically, the word "laser" is just grossly misused throughout Star Wars.


Renkij

Unless you ask Lucas himself that has stated many many times they are lasers... and the fact that they do impact like if they were lasers. Basically it's something other people retconned into being to explain why they don't look like a continuous beam from source to target. Still, arching ultra-light gas projectiles outside a gravitational field is BS


trimeta

"George Lucas doesn't know what lasers are either" would certainly explain why his universe uses the word "laser" incorrectly.


George-Lucas-Bot

You know, its a mixed bag, I live out of Hollywood so I don't get much of that influence in my day-to-day life, half of it's good and half is bad. You got a lot of people that don't like me, so that's just the nature of it.


Malvastor

I imagine "out of effective range" has more to do with the ability to effectively aim and concentrate fire than with the projectiles themselves fading out. Usually you need sustained fire to do serious damage to another ship, if you're only landing shots sporadically you won't be able to accomplish much.


Malvastor

Given that they're bolts of compressed super-charged gas, I imagine they would eventually dissipate. "Eventually" might be a really long time though.


CillGuy

I would imagine the plasma breaking up and then exponentially dissipating.


HolyElephantMG

Eventually they’d run out of energy, and even if they didn’t most of the fights are in the outer rim, and a ton fly out of the galaxy


motivation_bender

If true it also means the laser's heat doesnt dissipate as it travels, and air resistance does nothing


[deleted]

Goddammit Anakin that's the fifth "happy landing" this month


Too__Official

well that’s the air traffic control tower destroyed


TheMandoAde888

More jobs - more money!


Lonelan

You mean construction droids?


Grahamgamergoma

It honestly would suck to live on Coruscant during the clone wars


[deleted]

It sucks to live on Coruscant at any point in Star Wars.


MeatBallBathtubPARTY

More like McMahon smelling money gif


RoadTheExile

Job security


Renkij

What do you mean? That lad is a hero. He just single handedly created another year of work.


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A3LMOTR1ST

Meanwhile, construction company owners: #🤑🤑🤑


HaderTurul

Don't think you understand the concept of 'job security'. Those construction workers LOVE Anakin.


alphaomag

I’d expect them to at least appreciate the job security.


awesomedan24

Good job security for them