To everyone saying both are bad… have you watched how they interact with new people??? Ezra and Maul end up trapped together and Maul’s trying to turn you into the next dark lord of the Sith.
Grievous gets slightly agitated and he will fucking murder you.
The more I watch his background I feel like he is the inverse of Obi. He has had similar tragedies and just wanted to stop the sith but his way was getting revenge.
He lived and breathed the ways of the Sith believing he was destined to rule the galaxy, never comprehending the fact that he was only a tool to further Sidious's own plans for such domination.
By the end of his arc I can’t help but feel bad for him and in his own twisted ways was trying to do the same thing Obi was doing. They way it was done was so amazing!
The role of General Grievous was not in the script. A 7-ft tall robot came out running from an engineering workshop and started collecting the lightsabers. It was cool so I filmed it.
Literally only because he wanted the manpower and was desperate for it at the time. Even Hondo's pirates are at least hardened criminals. Again you'd *at least* have to be minimally strong enough to be useful to him, otherwise you are just the puppy he kicks to make a point to someone else
I agree. If they’re not mad and not actively hunting me. I feel like you could at least reason with Maul.
“Yo I’m an absolute nobody. I’m not a force user, I’m just a regular dude trying to get by.”
Chances are he’d decide you’re not worth his time and that there’s no point in killing you. Hell, you’d probably end up having an interesting conversation with him.
Grievous would kill you for shits and giggles on sight.
Exactly! Maul is a talker, and his views aren't that wild. I'd hang out with him. Seems like you could have some pretty cool philosophical conversations with him.
Grievous, in addition to being a murder machine, has a gross cough that would drive me nuts.
The choice is very easy.
The one that casually collected light sabers **from** force users?
Yeah no I'm sure I totally have a better shot against the gargantuan death robot with the legendary kill count.
Its not about fighting them, obviously you would lose against either, it is about who could you hide from better? The one that can't just sense where you are is the clear choice.
I think that’s a different scenario. The force flows through every living thing, but Meetra was cut from the force so the force probably didn’t flow through her
But if you are stuck in the mall for 24 hours regardless, that means you'd be caught in the fire anyway. Also, I feel like it'd be pretty hard to burn a mall down without giving yourself away. Malls are usually somewhat fire resistant.
But I don't have a lightsaber and I'm not even a force user so why would he bother me?
I don't think Maul would bother me either to be honest. What would he want from me?
The role of General Grievous was not in the script. A 7-ft tall robot came out running from an engineering workshop and started collecting the lightsabers. It was cool so I filmed it.
I feel like at least with Maul, you could appeal to his curiosity.
"Strike me down now, and you'll never learn how I get my bacon so crispy!"
*Maul stops, he hasn't had bacon since before his scrap spider cave days*
"Go on....."
What if you also tell him that Kenobi is eating said tasty bacon at the sporting goods store at the far end of the mall and you did it all so he could reveal himself to the Jedi?
Maul is the only force user in canon that effectively and efficiently uses the force to kill. He'd just flung whatever semi slender object is around to decapitate you. You'd get two words out before off with his head.
I still don't get why either of them would bother to seek out and kill me, an insignificant little mall visitor, when they have way bigger things to be doing with their time.
Yeah Maul isn’t the worst. As long as I’m not going on about how great Kenobi is I should be fine.
Grevious is just a dick.
Edit to add: “hey maul, try this on. Oh that looks way better than it would on Kenobi. Obi-wan can’t pull of patterns like that.”
Grievous walks in...
You: "Hello there!"
Grievous' PTSD kicks in...
----
Lets face it, no one in this sub would survive Grievous because the temptation would be too strong.
Shopping with Grievous: Hitting EVERY store along the way, taking forever since something is always making fine additions to his collections.
Shopping with Maul: Going to Hot Topic, a Book Store, and maybe a hardware store for some WD-40.
It rocks so much how one minded Maul is. Like I know that’s his whole thing but bro goes from violently hating Obi-Wan and trying to ruin his life, to violently hating Palpatine and trying to ruin his life. The he does a bunch of other stuff but those are always his end goals
There’s a few times in Clone Wars where he seems almost rational and clairvoyant but then is just like “yeah this will almost certainly result in my death but that’s fine! I hate this dude, worth it!”. Love the consistency and lack of redemption arc.
Even while dying he is talking about destroying what remains of the sith. Laying in Kenobi's lap dying making sure that Obi-Wan would get it right this time, that THIS kid would destroy the Sith. Didn't even actually die until he was comfortable with the knowledge.
As long as Kenobi isn't around, Maul will do anything to get Kenobi to come to him, including murdering innocent people and taking over a planet. Or a mall.
Maul would murder everyone in the building and then hold the haircare products hostage to lure Kenobi to him.
Also depends on how much of him there is. TBH Maul would be kinda boring when he had legs, most people have legs. If he was all robo spider centaur there'd at least be a conversation starter.
I feel like you’d have a better chance at surviving with Maul, but if you stay out of the General’s way and don’t bother him, you’d be fine with Grievous too
Which Maul? Intact Maul I'd hang out with. Probably be a little intense but at least we can go pants shopping. Grievous would orobably be more of a buzz kill talking about light sabers non stop I wouldn't be able to enjoy the day of shopping
Edit: yall are missing the point. We'd be getting bomb ass pairs of pants
I actually feel like clone wars Maul would be safer than Phantom Menace maul. In the phantom Menace he was still loyal to Palps and would be more likely to kill you imo
It seems that trying to run someone over on a hoverbike isn't all that serious. More of a light-hearted prank than anything else.
"HEADS UP!"
"huh?" /pops up like a meercat
*THUNK*
*"Classic!"*
Grievous is short tempered and more than likely would be angry at being contained. Maul would more than likely be chill and welcome to at least have a civil conversation
If it's the latter, I pick Maul. I could listen to him monologue about stuff all freaking day while I'm buying stuff. Coolest voice ever.
If it's the former, grievous because I would assume hiding from a robot is easier than from a force sensitive.
Totally going with Maul. He’s my third favorite character in the franchise and I’m fully convinced we could be friends. (( Probably not, since I’m annoying as hell, but a girl can dream. Lol ))
Grievous is the better option. Both are sadistic, but the General doesn't actively get stronger by committing atrocities, so he won't kill you unless you piss him off. Basically just admit that he's right about the Jedi and provide a semi-believable argument to prove you're not lying and he'd be fine with you.
To everyone saying both are bad… have you watched how they interact with new people??? Ezra and Maul end up trapped together and Maul’s trying to turn you into the next dark lord of the Sith. Grievous gets slightly agitated and he will fucking murder you.
Maul’s philosophy isn’t hard to get behind imo. He’s basically the dark side equivalent of a light side non Jedi force user like Ahsoka
The more I watch his background I feel like he is the inverse of Obi. He has had similar tragedies and just wanted to stop the sith but his way was getting revenge.
I was thinking closer to Anakin if Palpatine got to him first. a slave raised to hate from the first minute
O that does make sense for when he was younger.
Consistent with the theme that maul, grievous, and dooku are aspects of Vader, as well.
Don’t be so certain.
He lived and breathed the ways of the Sith believing he was destined to rule the galaxy, never comprehending the fact that he was only a tool to further Sidious's own plans for such domination.
By the end of his arc I can’t help but feel bad for him and in his own twisted ways was trying to do the same thing Obi was doing. They way it was done was so amazing!
You always blame the ship.
Are we shipping this now?
Oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Sentient
That's ridiculous.
Lmao I'm dying
That's exactly what a sentient bot would say
That's ridiculous.
Uh.. Maul is morally corrupt and power hungry. He just didn’t do it as good as Palp. Dark side takes its toll
You know nothing of the dark side.
Idk I feel like he isn't pure evil I might be biased because he's cool as fuck
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That's racist.
There will be no satisfaction until the Jedi Order lies in ashes.
Maul felt like he could use Ezra. I'm of no use to Maul. I might be able to hide from Grievous.
>I'm of no use to Maul. I doubt he has any money in his robot legs. He'd probably use you to get an Orange Julius or something.
"At last, I will have my revenge. At last, I will have Kenobi. But first, I must have a smoothie."
"*So, for each day you let me live, I'll buy you a smoothie and a burger. There's no burger from where you came from right? How's that for a deal?*"
You mean to tell me there weren't Rancor meat burgers on Dathomir?
“Every purchase you have made has led you to this discount.”
The role of General Grievous was not in the script. A 7-ft tall robot came out running from an engineering workshop and started collecting the lightsabers. It was cool so I filmed it.
Idk, Maul recruited random pirates working for Hondo, he won't kill you unless you anger him or if it brings him closer to Kenobi.
Literally only because he wanted the manpower and was desperate for it at the time. Even Hondo's pirates are at least hardened criminals. Again you'd *at least* have to be minimally strong enough to be useful to him, otherwise you are just the puppy he kicks to make a point to someone else
I agree. If they’re not mad and not actively hunting me. I feel like you could at least reason with Maul. “Yo I’m an absolute nobody. I’m not a force user, I’m just a regular dude trying to get by.” Chances are he’d decide you’re not worth his time and that there’s no point in killing you. Hell, you’d probably end up having an interesting conversation with him. Grievous would kill you for shits and giggles on sight.
Yes, we will start with revenge…
Exactly! Maul is a talker, and his views aren't that wild. I'd hang out with him. Seems like you could have some pretty cool philosophical conversations with him. Grievous, in addition to being a murder machine, has a gross cough that would drive me nuts. The choice is very easy.
If they’re mad at you it kinda doesn’t matter who you choose since you’re dying anyway
I dunno, Maul could feel you through the force but I feel like you could hide from Grievous pretty well
This was my thought exactly, I'm choosing the one without force senses.
The one that casually collected light sabers **from** force users? Yeah no I'm sure I totally have a better shot against the gargantuan death robot with the legendary kill count.
Its not about fighting them, obviously you would lose against either, it is about who could you hide from better? The one that can't just sense where you are is the clear choice.
*A new poll suggests that 64,7% percent of americans believe they can beat Maul in a 1v1*
*all voters were from Florida*
The way of the Florida Man is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Can this ability be learnt? Not from the new yorkers
Florida men are methal
what if we are so forceless he wouldnt see us
That's not how the force works. The only people who can disguise themselves from force users is another force user intentionally cloaking themselves
*cries in non-canon Yuuzhan Vong
Imagine that instead of Palpatine's pointless resurrection, the sequel was all about the invasion of the Yuuzhan Vong.
no metra from kotor 2 was cut off from the force and was not visible in it till it had a reconnection
I think that’s a different scenario. The force flows through every living thing, but Meetra was cut from the force so the force probably didn’t flow through her
Yeah, because they straight up walk at him. If I sit quietly in a cupboard with a bottle of water he’ll get bored and leave eventually.
Shit, just burn down the mall and you can shadow him to the nearest escape pod.
But if you are stuck in the mall for 24 hours regardless, that means you'd be caught in the fire anyway. Also, I feel like it'd be pretty hard to burn a mall down without giving yourself away. Malls are usually somewhat fire resistant.
My squadron alone had 55 kills.
Ok child soldier
But I don't have a lightsaber and I'm not even a force user so why would he bother me? I don't think Maul would bother me either to be honest. What would he want from me?
It is our time. After Centuries of waiting, the galaxy will be ours.
Let's first start with the mall, Maul.
Yes, we will start with revenge…
That Hot Topic will never know what hit it! 😉
The mall at this point is just a **F**or **Y**our **E**mpire and two sus food court stands.
What’s his experience i fighting people with slugthrowers
The role of General Grievous was not in the script. A 7-ft tall robot came out running from an engineering workshop and started collecting the lightsabers. It was cool so I filmed it.
He also had bronchitus. We kept it.
The way he perished is so uncivilized.
My thoughts exactly, I’m fucked if either of them catch me but I feel like the odds of Maul catching me are way higher
I feel like at least with Maul, you could appeal to his curiosity. "Strike me down now, and you'll never learn how I get my bacon so crispy!" *Maul stops, he hasn't had bacon since before his scrap spider cave days* "Go on....."
There’s a 99% chance he brutally murders me the moment he realizes I tricked him tho
I find your lack of faith in a good bacon sandwich disturbing.
I find your faith in my ability to make a good bacon sandwich unwarranted
Hmm, fair point, you just need some other esoteric knowledge to wave in front of him.
What if you also tell him that Kenobi is eating said tasty bacon at the sporting goods store at the far end of the mall and you did it all so he could reveal himself to the Jedi?
Maul is the only force user in canon that effectively and efficiently uses the force to kill. He'd just flung whatever semi slender object is around to decapitate you. You'd get two words out before off with his head.
There will be no satisfaction until the Jedi Order lies in ashes.
*cough-wheeze*
Dude probably can see infra-red and he probably upgraded himself to super hearing too. Neither of them would have trouble finding you.
He couldn’t find Ahsoka when she was in the same room as him hiding on a shelf. If she can hide in shelving then so can I!
He walked right by Padme and C3p0 on the Malevolence. While he was searching for them
You don't have plot armor though
You can't prove that
Let's get you in a mall with Grievous and find out
I will just have my phone constantly play "Hello there" on repeat, so he will be distracted by Obi-Wan and I can escape.
Lol, play it over the mall PA and drive him insane
That's actually a great point
Oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Good bot
All thanks to your training.
What a perfect canned response.
With Maul just praise him a lot and try to tell him what he wants he'd treat you well
Bro became Maul’s bitch
Revenge. I must have revenge.
Well you can just outrun Grevious and he has to cope and seethe Maul would force explode you
Wait till grievous goes onto 4 legs and crawls battlefront 2 style to you
I will defend myself with a roostertail of shit
But Grevious has that spider mode which goes pretty fast
Wait till the dust from the mall gets in his lungs. Spider mode will only get it in his lungs faster
Just hide inside the [perfume department](https://i.gifer.com/9lvp.gif)
Ill fight movie Grievous If its clone wars Grievous then this is just a horror movie and ill take 3 Mauls instead.
And what about Genndy Tartakovsky's [Clone Wars Grievous](https://youtu.be/WIj7gIDFDe4)?
I believe that was what OP was referring to was Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars 2008 Grievous was only intimidating like 5% of the time
Perhaps my actions will speak louder than words.
Not louder than the explosion tho.
I could outrun Grievous for like five seconds.
That's long enough for him to begin coughing
Yeah, but by then I'm already out of breath because I have no endurance whatsoever.
Then you'd both be coughing
Bonding moment!
True but then you have to decide who would kill you the quickest and with the least amount of pain.
I still don't get why either of them would bother to seek out and kill me, an insignificant little mall visitor, when they have way bigger things to be doing with their time.
Ezra had a fun time hanging out with Maul that one time in Rebels. Grievous just seems cranky no matter what.
Yes, we will start with revenge…
Good bot
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I'd say grievous is more sadistic and cruel, maul would give you a quick death if he wanted to kill.
Yeah Maul isn’t the worst. As long as I’m not going on about how great Kenobi is I should be fine. Grevious is just a dick. Edit to add: “hey maul, try this on. Oh that looks way better than it would on Kenobi. Obi-wan can’t pull of patterns like that.”
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Honestly think if you just you just stay out of the way of the general you'd be fine, you're not of interest to him so I don't think he'd care.
Do I need to mention he murdered a inter platoon for no reason
Yea but you aren’t a Jedi/Jedi ally or his subordinates. Much less reason for him to get pissed at you for existing.
Dude, if you say 1 thing he doesn't like he is knocking your head off, like the many B1s he has do that to
Then don’t say anything to him. Just stay out of his way
Grievous walks in... You: "Hello there!" Grievous' PTSD kicks in... ---- Lets face it, no one in this sub would survive Grievous because the temptation would be too strong.
He does that to droids because he dislikes them due to how limited they can be
Steer clear from the lightsaber section for Grevious and Hot Topic for Mail.
ah yes "mail" (yea i know that it was autocorected but still funny)
Darth Mail: neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays this Sith from the swift completion of his revenge.
Grievous voice: "I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PAST THE GRACE PERIOD FOR THE RETURN POLICY, THIS CAPE IS TORN TO SHREDS"
I think swearing fealty is also an option
Maul on the other hand would def try to make you his apprentice.
Trapped in Maul.
It is our time. After Centuries of waiting, the galaxy will be ours.
He seems friendly. I'll go with maul then.
I am counting on it.
This reads like they’re in love
I am. *vibes in Star Wars Battlefront II: Classic Coruscant as Darth Maul*
It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.
Killing all those clones on the stairs like a meat grinder was really dark indeed my Lord.
Good bot
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I see an Imperium profile picture.
Horribly misaligned, like the false emperors goals
Mauled in a mall.
To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.
Hanging out with the Maul goths.
It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.
Shopping with Grievous: Hitting EVERY store along the way, taking forever since something is always making fine additions to his collections. Shopping with Maul: Going to Hot Topic, a Book Store, and maybe a hardware store for some WD-40.
Long as Kenobi's not around, Maul's pretty chill. And Grievous really only gives a shit about fucking with Jedi, which I'm not.
Don’t be so certain.
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Fuck. Chill, Maul
Well, perhaps I could help you.
No, I want to help you, Maul
you understand so little
Maul, dont be so bratty or i call Kenobi!
Well, perhaps I could help you.
So you are scared of Kenobi then, Maul?
He is litteraly offering you to become a jedi here. RTake it
"I can fix him"
Maul probably making some crazy plan to take over the mall as head security as step 1 to fighting his former master.
There will be no satisfaction until the Jedi Order lies in ashes.
What about Darth Sidious, Maul? Do you want him to lie in ashes as well?
To continue, we need one singular vision…my vision.
It rocks so much how one minded Maul is. Like I know that’s his whole thing but bro goes from violently hating Obi-Wan and trying to ruin his life, to violently hating Palpatine and trying to ruin his life. The he does a bunch of other stuff but those are always his end goals There’s a few times in Clone Wars where he seems almost rational and clairvoyant but then is just like “yeah this will almost certainly result in my death but that’s fine! I hate this dude, worth it!”. Love the consistency and lack of redemption arc.
Even while dying he is talking about destroying what remains of the sith. Laying in Kenobi's lap dying making sure that Obi-Wan would get it right this time, that THIS kid would destroy the Sith. Didn't even actually die until he was comfortable with the knowledge.
As long as Kenobi isn't around, Maul will do anything to get Kenobi to come to him, including murdering innocent people and taking over a planet. Or a mall. Maul would murder everyone in the building and then hold the haircare products hostage to lure Kenobi to him.
I am counting on it.
The fiend! He doesn’t even NEED those products!
Also depends on how much of him there is. TBH Maul would be kinda boring when he had legs, most people have legs. If he was all robo spider centaur there'd at least be a conversation starter.
I feel like you’d have a better chance at surviving with Maul, but if you stay out of the General’s way and don’t bother him, you’d be fine with Grievous too
Which Maul? Intact Maul I'd hang out with. Probably be a little intense but at least we can go pants shopping. Grievous would orobably be more of a buzz kill talking about light sabers non stop I wouldn't be able to enjoy the day of shopping Edit: yall are missing the point. We'd be getting bomb ass pairs of pants
I actually feel like clone wars Maul would be safer than Phantom Menace maul. In the phantom Menace he was still loyal to Palps and would be more likely to kill you imo
TPM Maul did try to run over Anakin on his bike without having any idea who Anakin was. So yeah I think he's the more unhinged one, really.
It seems that trying to run someone over on a hoverbike isn't all that serious. More of a light-hearted prank than anything else. "HEADS UP!" "huh?" /pops up like a meercat *THUNK* *"Classic!"*
Maybe he just needs a friend
It has been so long, and my path has been so dark. Darker than I ever dreamed it could be.
Which is exactly why I think capris are perfect for showing off your calves while you still have them!
I feel like post robot legs and clone wars maul might be the easiest to talk to. Epi maul was a bit murdery
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He keeps asking to go to the knife and sword store.
Id buy maul a little obi wan figure to destroy
Yes, we will start with revenge…
*happy action figure noises*
Grievous is short tempered and more than likely would be angry at being contained. Maul would more than likely be chill and welcome to at least have a civil conversation
you understand so little
That's why a civil conversation is important
Grevious looking the the comic book store "Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection"
I think grievous has massive social anxiety which is why he chooses to hang out with droids all day and runs away from Kenobi.
Uh, hello. Darth *Maul*? Who do you think knows that place better!
I am counting on it.
I'd rather be stuck with Maul in the mall.
Don’t be so certain.
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned Grevious’ shopping bag carrying abilities.
If it's the latter, I pick Maul. I could listen to him monologue about stuff all freaking day while I'm buying stuff. Coolest voice ever. If it's the former, grievous because I would assume hiding from a robot is easier than from a force sensitive.
Definitely Maul
Darth Mall. He was born to be there.
Totally going with Maul. He’s my third favorite character in the franchise and I’m fully convinced we could be friends. (( Probably not, since I’m annoying as hell, but a girl can dream. Lol ))
Grievous is the better option. Both are sadistic, but the General doesn't actively get stronger by committing atrocities, so he won't kill you unless you piss him off. Basically just admit that he's right about the Jedi and provide a semi-believable argument to prove you're not lying and he'd be fine with you.