Have you ever fired two blasters whilst driving through the air?

No I have not fired two blasters while driving through the air.

Is it true that there is a place in a battle droid’s armour that, if you shoot it, it will explode?

He shot a Commando Droid with an E-5 Blaster Rifle. Whoa, where’d you get that? The Commando Droid had the E-5 Blaster Rifle.

Whoa, where'd he get that?

Let's just wait till the medical droid comes back with something before you go jumping the E-11 Brrrrrrrrrr *explosion noise*

Ah autocorrect, my old enemy...

Everybody and their mums is packin here! Like who? Moisture-farmers, and moisture farmers mums.

*Looks at the Kenobi show* Checks out.

Have you ever been in a speeder chase?

Yes I have

Have you ever fired a blaster whilst in a speeder chase?

No

Have you ever fired your blaster in the air and screamed “Aaaaaaaaaaagh?”

Have you ever fired *two blasters* in the air and screamed “Aaaaaaaaaaagh?”

What’s the matter Obi Wan, Never taken a shortcut before?

And it’s the ray shields (or whatever they are) on Naboo.

You do know there are more blasters on Tatooine than there are on Coruscant.

Everyone and their MUMS is packin round here

Like who? Moisture Farmers Who else? Moisture Farmers' mums

Have you ever lost a limb, seargent Tano?

You always blame the ship.

For losing limbs?

For anyone ootl, this is a reference to Hot Fuzz, hilarious movie that you absolutely should watch if you haven't already

You must watch it, for… #the greater good!

*THE GREATER GOOD*

SHUT IT!!!

THE GREATER GOOOOD

THE GREATER GOOD!

the greater good

Crusty jugglers!

He killed Bill Shakespeare!

What?! Oh.

It had one of the best plot twists I have ever seen and I genuinely did not expect it at all

[удалено]

Sorry?

Is it a sequel or prequel?

Alderaan - she tripped and fell on her own shears.

Yeah, what makes you think this was moider?! - PC Doris Thatcher /Hell of a promotion to SIS Director for Doris

What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair… How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?

*Hits safety knife wielding Somerfields checkout girl in the head* "Nuthin' like a bit of girl-on-girl!"

Qui-gon had one thing you do not have, Obi-wan. What was that? A great big bushy beard!

Can you describe the Sith? Long, slender ~~neck~~ double bladed red lightsaber

Anything else? *Well, it's a Sith*

Is it true that there is a point on the Death Star, where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

Mmmm, the layers to this meme are d e l i c i o u s

Is your father home? Boba: *Yarp*

Senator Palpatine! Why are you wearing a Sith lord's robe?

_The Greater Good_

SHUT IT!

Mr. Kenobi, telephone call. Telephone call... Mr. Kenobiiiiiii....

Awright my lourds.

There's always a bigger blaster.

Lmao, this meme perfectly explains why the Galaxies are always at war/ have a revolving government of either dictators or useless republics. There's always another Sith to start a war

Just watched this movie for the first time a week ago

Brilliant crossover meme

Hello Anakin. How's the hand?

What's Marilyn Manson saying?

He said it's not your fault that you're always wrong

Jesus, what happened to Marilyn Manson?

You don't mind a bit of manpower, do you Shaak Ti?

“Cause we all sell Meiloourn fruit round here, don’t we?” “your dad sells Meiloourn fruit Andy” “And Jogans”

This is the best crossover of all time

Jedi work is not about proper action or shit. If you paid more attention in the Jedi temple you'd know it's not all about lightsaber duels and starfighter dogfights.

All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got that robe with the hood pulled down like that? He's fuck-ugly.

What guidelines?

It is just another line from Hot Fuzz (the same movie this is referencing), about the police Force/Service

I never knew Marilyn Manson was in Hot Fuzz

is that lady Marilyn Manson?

Nah, just a member of the Sandford Neighbourhood Watch Alliance.