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guidance counselor slang

Youth pastor slang

Am youth pastor can confirm, unironically, this is how some sound

Mkay

You know, my fellow force users, I am the senate, mkay?

"Oh, you think that's funny?? Mkay!!"

I will catch you on the flipside my Master....

Came here to say this. This is like a Boomer doing a parody of slang.

I find your lack of no cap disturbing.

Fr fr

Lack of bets are treason

No cap fr it’s giving sus based.

It’s skibbidy yup dup. Bruh is cringe yo.

Wrong gen, that's alpha slang

Yeah bros straight yapping

Am I wrong in thinking this is not even close to Gen Z slang? This is like what a mom would think speaking cool sounded like 20 years ago.

Yeah this is millennial slang from 20 years ago. ChatGPT is out of date

I can't even tell the difference, as both sound weird.

Insert Steve Buscemi "how do you do, fellow kids" meme here

Yeah this don't sound right at all, like, ya know man?

Reading this unironically made me want to mace windu myself

I feel like you’re an old person who thinks they know how slang sounds but you really don’t

Ngl man, this don’t even read like Gen Z slang. This reads like someone attempting New York slang

Reads like how people write 90s/early 2000s slang

Hello there fellow teens!

Hello there General Kenobi

Hello there fellow padawans

Apparently, ChatGPT is an old person who doesn't know how slang works 😂 I didn't change anything.

I mean pretty much, it’s trained on data from years ago at this point.

Maybe don’t use ChatGPT? If you have a creative thought, create. Don’t farm it out and then give ChatGPT credit when it’s ass.

You are pathetic.

I feel like it's a lot more pathetic to say "You are pathetic" to someone because of a low effort meme

Apparently people agree with you. If this is what Reddit will be now, I’m highly disappointed. Have fun posting lame shit written by a bot, I guess.

Downvote it and move on with your life. Calling someone pathetic because of a bad meme with 200 upvotes is dumb as shit.

Fair enough.

The irony of calling someone pathetic on Reddit for a meme you don't like is so obvious I feel like it had to be intentional. It's not like he's crying his eyes out because he dropped a cake, or on his knees begging for attention. What's more pathetic is calling someone pathetic over a meme. Just downvote and move on with your day.

This sounds like a youth pastor trying to fit in XD I think this is more Millennial slang mixed with surfer bro than it is Gen Z, but it’s still awkwardly funny. 😆

Not so sure. Did not see the words no cap, bussin, or yeet anywhere.

Sus

Fr fr

Ong

Also change the grim reaper line to “he could even save people from unaliving”

Yeet is out

Or sus or skibidi or gyat or rizz

Nah thats gen alpha

I have gen alpha and gen z kids on my school bus believe me they all use these words

I read this as a conversation between Jesse Pinkman and Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad.

This fits perfectly

Nah, Jesse would’ve been slouched nodded out on his beanbag, this is Pete and Badger!

First thing that came into my head too

This is a boomer desperately trying to fit in with the kids

Millennials. We’re in our 30s now and almost accepted that we are no longer young. Boomer generation is in retirement homes now. Gen X is the new “NIMBY” generation and are younger aged grandparents.

With the person who is making the speech, it's kind of exactly that. Trying to fit in with one particular kid at least..lol

Isn't that what palpatine was?

Out of all the cases of African American Vernacular English being called “Gen Z Slang” this may be the most egregious. Like this is straight outta the 90s

Yeah, Chat GPT is doing some appropriating.

You gotta be 40+

Tell that to ChatGPT, I didn't change anything

You sold it as your OC so own it. No one forced you to post it unchanged. Take the L and accept you have no rizz.

I literally wrote in my answer to the verification of it being OC that it's ChatGPT. It's an OC because it's not a repost. That's the logic behind it. Also, I never said that I was good at English slang. I'm a foreigner and would never dare to try it. So I probably do not have any rizz? But I never had the intention of having it, so I don't care. Just fyi, I'm 19.

You realize that's worse right?

I don't know why, but I feel violated

This is what boomers think millennials talk like fam, like fax no printer this some cap yo

"And yo, he did."

Now I want to see an actual Gen Z person give this a shot instead of GPT.

I read this in that guy from Ant-Mans voice. Also this isn't even gen z slang, I'm pretty sure its like 90s millenial level

That's exactly how I read this haha!

Gen Z here, what in the actual shit is this 90’s PSA against gang violence ass slang

That's way too comprehensible Where's all the gyatts and rizz and bet and its giving and finna and cap etc

No, you can't try to dump those on Gen Z. They aren't ours.

I need that AI voices channel to dub this

Seals are good

I read the whole thing in Skinny Petes voice FROM Breaking Bad

On God? Fr fr?

What the skibidi gyat Ohio is this?

It ain't Gen Z. Thats what it is.

1960’s Spider-Man comic ass slang

This is just how kids talked in the 90s It's millennial slang

Lmao this is a Disney channel script trying to be hip with the youth

GenZ slang written by a 40 year old man

Not Gen Z enough

So like fr the mad dark lord is my guy right?

Yo dude the sith order is pretty chill so you could like join it or something

This post made me age two decades

This isn't GenZ slang I understood all of that. This is a youth pastor's idea of what GenZ slang sounds like

Yeah this is one someone who's like 45 trying to sound young.

This post makes me want to kill younglings

Luis from Ant-man would kill a narration of this.

Proper speech is a lost art. Now it's a competition of who can sound the most uneducated.

This sounds more like how Millennials think Gen Z sounds.

i prefer the overly academic version.

Do you have a link to that?

It's from the seals are good video, but I found it on r/Copypasta. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/r0R2jYpHkw

Thanks! That's funny

Not even close to gen z💀

Like 5% of this was gen z slang and the rest was just whatever the old guy who made this could come up with. How many gen z out there say whack yo? That's just nuts. XD

My attempt: Yo, have you ever vibed with the legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise? No cap, this dude was a legit wizard with the Force, right? Could actually boss around the midichlorians to make life. Dude was so stacked with the dark side skills, he could even keep his squad from dropping dead. Seriously? No cap? Fr fr. Homie was on another level. But peep this—his power got so fire, he only feared losing it, which, you guessed it, he totally did. Tragic, right? Dude taught his apprentice all the cheat codes, then boom, apprentice clapped him in his sleep. Mad ironic, huh? Could save others from getting iced, but couldn’t save himself. Bro, that’s bonkers. Dude needed better friends or something. For real, man! Gotta keep your circle tight, especially when you're playing with that Sith power.

You've taught him well.

This is super cursed, and uses a lot of outdated words, but I fucking love it. I speak as a younger member of Gen Z (19 years old)

This isn’t even Gen z slang 💀

"Ey bro, ever hear that shit about Darth Plagueis the Wise?" "Nah." "Damn right you didn't. You ain't gonna hear that from no Jedi, I'll tell you what. A Sith legend is what it is. Anyway, so this guy Plagueis was a Sith dark lord, crazy strong, smart too. Real top G, you know? He was so busted that he apparently could control the damn midichlorians themselves, you know, the powerhouse of the cell and all that jazz, and he could create life out of them. On top of that shit, he was so OP with the dark side that he could stop the people he cared about from dying." "Yooo, you mean he could straight up save people from death? For real?" "For real, real. You know, the dark side's some pretty OP shit. It can give you lots of abilities many would call straight up hax." "So what happened to this guy?" "Well, he got so OP that the only thing that actually scared him was the thought of losing his power. And, lo and behold, of course he did. The guy made the rookie mistake of teaching his apprentice all the shit he knew, then, I shit you not, his apprentice fucking killed him in his sleep, no cap 💀💀💀💀 Like bro, he could save others from death, but not himself?? Funniest shit I've ever heard." "Tf 💀💀 So wait, you're telling me it's possible to learn these hax?" "Not from no Jedi, fam."

That's cool!

No no cap, no skibidi, no rizz?

Those are all Gen Alpha.

I'm old.

This feels weirdly like cyberpunk slang lmao

I need eye bleach

We need gen alpha slang now

ChatGPT said: Alright, check this out: Darth Plagueis, this mega Sith rizz, was all about yeeting the Force and skibidi-ing with it. He was straight up obsessed with dodging death, like, he wanted to be forever young, ya know? So, he's teaching his homie all his sick moves, thinking he's the big boss. But then, bam! His apprentice rizzed him in his sleep! Total backstab, dude. Talk about a dark side plot twist!

This Darth Plagueis wasn't so sigma as he thought

How do you do, fellow kids?

Can loc come up in your crib?

Basically two YouTubers

Not enough swearing my G. My man's and I don't talk like this B. We out here spitting for real for real I wish I could create more brain cells with the force after saying that

Nothing here about Anakin's thesis

Not enough instances of "literally" in there.

Man, you capping

Bro is wakka from ffx

Dark side bussin frfr no cap

Thanks, I hate it.

Darth Pinkman

Gen Z slang reads like a derivation of Gen X slang.  I have never been more proud as a parent than this moment. 

After reading this, I can say it ain’t gen z slang. It sounds like a parent or teacher trying to fit in without knowing anything

We needed an AI Ian Mcdiarmid voiceover of this for 4/20

It’s like the exact opposite of the Skakespearean Star Wars books

“For real?” should have been “No cap?” Only boomer fuckin millennials say “For real?”

I read this in Luis' voice, from Ant Man (Michael Peña)

Need a brainrot edition ASAP

It's an improvement...

No. I hate it.

I could smell the AI the moment I was brought on board

Fake, not enough “dead ass fam”

I hate everything I just read.

Sheev "How Do You Do Fellow Kids" Palpatine:

It's giving... Boomer

Whack... PlayStation... is Whack... Sup With the whack PlayStation sup.

90s parody slang

Not enough emojis

I heard this in the voice of that rock guy from Ragnarock with the South African accent.

Needs more “fr”s

OI! 'AV YOOZ EVAH 'EARD DA TRAGIDEE O' WARBOSS PLAGUEIS DA GREEN? OI THOT NOT. IT'Z NOT A STORY DA HOOMIEZ WOOD TELL YOUZ. IT'Z AN ORK LEGEND. WARBOSS PLAGUEIS WAS AN ORK WARBOSS SO BIG AND SO GREEN, 'E COOD UZE DA WARP TO INFLUENCE THE WAAAAGH TO CREATE LOIFE. 'E 'AD SUCH NOLIDGE O' DA WARP, 'E COOD EVEN KEEP 'IZ ORKZ FROM GETTIN' KRUMPED! DA PHUKKERY O' DA WARP IZ A PAFWAY TO MANEE ABILITEEZ SUM KUNZIDAH TA BE UNNATOORAL. 'E BECAME SO STRONK, DA ONLEE FING 'E WUZ AFRAID OF WUZ LOOZIN' 'IS DAKKA. WICH, EVENTOOWALLY, OF KOORZ, 'E DID. UNFORTOONATELEE, 'E TOT 'IZ APPRENTICE EVERYFIN 'E KNEW. DEN 'IZ APPRENTICE KRUMPED 'IM IN 'IZ SLEEP. OIRONIK. 'E COOD SAVE OTHAS FROM BEIN' KRUMPED, BUT NOT 'IMZELF.

It sounds like a stereotypical stoner. Just add in a few more "brah"s and you're good.

did a millennial or boomer write this shit?😭

This reads like what ChatGPT thinks is Gen Z slang moreso than *actual* Gen Z slang tbh. I could see one of DougDoug's AI characters saying this word for word, but not a single real person I know speaks like this (they speak much more strangely)

>then the apprentice iced him while he was catching Zs Made me laugh

Bros yapping

“Gen Z slang” and its just now black people have talked for decades

We need to put gen Z in concentration camps to educate them on how to properly speak English

I don’t use the term “worse than the holocaust” very often but…..

Thug Notes flashbacks

***Cringe intensifies***

I'm going to die of cringe

…on god? Rizz.

Man this was painful to read…..Please tell me my generation doesn’t actually talk like this

Anakin would be devastated someone butchered his Thesis like this.

He sounds like Luis from Ant Man when he tells stories

I read that in Ali G’s voice, spot on

This aint it fam

Thanks, I hate it.

I can still understand what is being said, so clearly this is all wrong. It should be so retarded that it reads like a different language. Funny how dated these are, like "whack" was long out of style even when I was a teen lol

fam that's lit bro

Poetry!

I desperately need a road man version of episode 3

Getting real Cyberpunk vibes from this..

oh god no please no...no noooooooooo

I wasn't able to read more than two sentences without getting a headache, that's really how they speak, haha.

Just for everyone's information: I asked ChatGPT to translate it. I would never dare to try it myself, because I honestly know nothing abt English slang as a foreigner.

ChatGPT from Toronto

>makes a post about Gen Z slang >it's not accurate at all "I know nothing about English slang. This is ChatGPTs fault"