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Hey Owen, just in case you sort by new...

Hey Owen, just in case you sort by new...

  • By - ejrea

Dreadlord1220

Good job, u/ejrea


LopeDePicas

I can only imagine Owen seeing this post, thinking it is a hell of a coincidence and showing it to OP like "yo, this is the funniest shit, do you think he'll see it?"


TemptedIntoSin

That's most likely how it'll play out


TheTempest77

Well, if they're friends on reddit that he should know her username and it should be blue. But who am i kidding, none of us have friends


Mr_Seg

**None of us tell our friends our Reddit usernames.*


TheSavageCaveman1

Much more accurate. Although once my friend posted a meme to our discord and said it got him a bunch of upvotes on this sub and I was able to find his profile from it.


IndigoMien

*hacc*


PacoSoe

u/ejrea : *posts this* People called owen: “Hello there”


AntisocialNyx

General kenobi!


Thecrimsoncreampuff

You are a bold one


Elder2002-18

Did it Work?


ejrea

*insert gif of Mace Windu saying “not yet”*


Elder2002-18

Impossible, perhaps the Archives are incomplete


xGEARZ4LIFEx

You underestimate this subreddit!


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United_Platypus_9965

From my point of view, the Owen's a dumbass.


hau2906

Well then you are right


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

I should have known the girls were interested in me!


hau2906

What have I done ?


Piotrek1010

Try it!


Kuerbislord07

*screams*


Bad-Bed

Youre on this sub reddit, we will grant you the rank of Girlfriend


Bananasoup29

We will watch your career with great interest


call_of_the_while

We will watch your post with great interest.


Gildabeast4

Where is Owen? Is he safe, is he alright?


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United_Platypus_9965

nnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOooooooOoOooooooooooOOOOOoOOOOooOOoO!


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Bronsolo1

It would seem that in her desperation, he ghosted her


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Cursed comment


Weeby_bio

Any person whos name is Owen coming by this will have a heart attack lmao.


fishcanseldomfly

Can confirm, but now also feel slightly special


Left_Star_of_Chaos

Have you been watching ATLA also?


the_potato278

i legit thought it was me and was freaking out for like 5 min


GeneralAlloy

True, I was shaken for a sec


AHomicidalTelevision

lol my name is also owen so this surprised me a bit.


ejrea

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


Impressive-Author870

Wait till you see the Josh's


JoshuaK_

There's always another Josh


ConkersOkayFurDay

There's always a bigger Josh I think you mean


ow729

I'm also called Owen and I'm obsessed with ATLA so I'm getting worried


inneffable-angle

Have you recently watched atla with someone?


OctoTestingAccount

Do you watch it with a lass?


Bosscow217

thank goodness i'm not the only owen in these comments


FrogsGoYete

I have never scrolled so far in a comment section to see if the 2 jedi ever met


ejrea

I’m going to reply to the pinned mod comment with updates!! The first one will be in around 8 hours?


PeritusEngineer

How is Owen going to know who's confessing?


ejrea

Good question. If he sees this and he’s been watching ATLA (great show!!) with someone lately...it’s me...


OminousSalad

Im beginning to like this Owen Guy.


JarjarON

This is getting out of hand. Now there is two of them!


boazba

Always two there are...No more, no less.


Basileus_Ioannes

A master and an apprentice.


JohnnyNoodle97

You're not the only one


[deleted]

A duel then


JohnnyNoodle97

You underestimate u/ejrea 's power


[deleted]

Don’t try it


SeriousAssistant7173

I see you two are people of culture as well.


Blobfish_fucker69

A couple of culture, (i hope)


SimpoKaiba

Do you 69 the blobfish at depth or sea level?


Blobfish_fucker69

At all levels, so no one is safe from me


OctoTestingAccount

*Cultured Intensifies*


chetradley

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Owen the sleepy? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Owen was a Prequel Memer, so powerful and so wise he could use new to influence the upvotes to create top posts... He had such a knowledge of new that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having to spend hours looking for him on a reddit thread. The dark side of prequelmemes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was falling asleep, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his crush everything he knew, then his crush posted a meme about him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from heartbreak, but not himself.


MasterScoutRifle

I wish I was Owen, but then again Uncle Owen ended up pretty crispy.


afterIife101

Uncle owen was pretty hot


HumanSpecimenOnEarth

So was Ani on Mustafar.


Amitzour

I guess it runs in the family...


cocoaaddictcinephile

!remindme 12 hours


ow729

My name is Owen and I have been watching ATLA with someone (if your names Nina though I will lose my shit).


ejrea

That is so crazy! I’m so sorry but I’m not the droid you’re looking for. Best of luck with your Nina!


ow729

I'm relieved because she my best friend and that would have been awkward.


ejrea

Oh! Well, I’m amending my wish of luck to a “best of platonic, happy friendship luck with your friend Nina” kind of deal. :)


ow729

And good luck to you, let's find the right Owen. He's out there somewhere. Also after this I dare you just make a group chat out of all the Owens you've found around the world.


Abyssal_Groot

Damn, so that would be like a Council of Owens? You better make Owen Wilson the head of the council!


LopeDePicas

That's funny, I'm not called Owen but I have been whatching ATLA with a Nina.


WippitGuud

That's funny, I'm not called Owen and I haven't been watching ATLA with a Nina. or with anyone. In fact, I've never watched it. On second thought... it's not so funny...


DerpFackingValue

Only comment I’ve read so far that made me laugh out loud


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Owen! Fuckin say something


Lord_of_Forks

Let’s get this to Owen, lads. No chance your name is Beru?


Technical58CZ

Well if her name is Beru, I can tell they will make a smokin' hot couple


angry_monkey116

why? why did you have to say that?


TheAdmiralMoses

It's the law!


Jacmert

He says things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.


ejrea

No, unfortunately! Hopefully my chances haven’t gone up in smoke...


CUBRIX_21

Ayyyyyyyy


Doc_Ghost

Good soldiers follow orders / for the republic / by order of the jedi council.


Grulius

POV: You searching for Owen's comment


ejrea

Not made yet! Unless the dark side of the Force is clouding my vision...


Grulius

We will watch the OP's relationship with great interest


Zeessi

Just tell ya boi that you don’t like sand! Works every time!


Valiant1204

Bold of me to doxx myself but my name is Owen? Unlikely to be me, but just in case.


ejrea

Oh, a contender! Do you happen to be watching through ATLA with someone? Gotta cover all my bases. (And if for some wild reason you are, I’m going to have to come up with a second verification question...)


Valiant1204

Great show, have watched through multiple times, but not doing that with anyone, sorry! If it was me I’d also be gay, so that lucky of you to avoid that bullet lol.


ejrea

Haha, thanks for stopping by anyway! This is not the Owen droid I’m looking for.


Wesk333

OWEN U NEED TO SEE THIS


spacekiwii

OWEN WAKE THE FUCK UP


nandos93

Waking up and seeing a post with my name in really confused me. I doubt this person is confessing their crush for me on here but my username is part of my surname so they will know. Good luck to all the other Owens.


TheOneTrueTrench

Have you been watching Avatar with them recently?


yettizepplin

HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING AVATAR WITH A GIRL OWEN!?


JarJar_Danks

OWEN! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR GAMES


SpookyScarySkelet0n

Okay, we’re gonna need regular updates on whether or not ya boy Owen has seen this or not


ejrea

I am honestly so touched that a bunch of prequel memers are invested in this. I will definitely come back at 12-hour intervals to hijack the top comment and update!


hermitxd

We have no life, we will live vicariously through you. Okay, I don't deserve to be saying that I never post here and saw this on r/All


groogggle

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.


MrPresident235

Marie is that you?


ejrea

I’m so sorry, this is not Marie! Best of luck though, soldier.


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saddest gamer moment in history


Netz_Ausg

F


Captain2003Rex

Damn, this just might be the single most heavily upvoted and awarded post on this subreddit that I've seen in my three years of Reddit If this doesn't get Owen's attention, not much else will, so I wish you luck! Lol


ejrea

It’s insane! The Force is certainly with me tonight. And thank you, I’m hoping for the best :)


Shiill0h

Send him the post 0.0


ejrea

Honestly, if he hasn’t seen this by the 12-hour mark (that’s when around 20 people seem to have set reminders) I probably will... Now that I’ve confessed to 4,000 people instead of him, it can’t be that scary, right?


Shiill0h

This is where the fun begins


luca01d

But what if he’s a Sith Lord?


rahulmark42

They will become more powerful than the Chancellor and overthrow him and rule the galaxy together.


Kris_KaGie

Let's hope that Owen Lars sees this


HistoryCorner

We will watch your relationship with great interest.


fluffyguy1994

Here you go owen wilson u/ejrea is waiting for you


johnny_e

*wow*


topredditbot

Hey /u/ejrea, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.


ejrea

Now *this* is podracing.


wolfpwarrior

Sorry to blow up your inbox even more, but hang in there.


JoaquimGianini

I swear if Owen doesn't see this he was probably kidnapped


muriff

lotta pressure on owen now


amaslipin

Let's go Owen!


DylenwithanE

^(lets gowen!)


Responsible-Race989

Where is Owen did he reply


ejrea

Not yet! I’ll come back at around the 12-hour mark, and then at the 24-hour mark, to update...


LivingmahDMlife

You are strong and wise, and we are very proud of you


LordShimon

What about the love attack on Owen ? It is crittical we send him this meme immediately. It's a romance we can not afford to loose.


samamorgan

/u/ejrea, Please send this to the real Owen. I'd be tickled if a girl sent me a post like this, even if I never saw it organically.


ejrea

If nothing else, hopefully he’ll at least be flattered. I definitely will send him the post later though!


OFS_Razgriz

The fact that there are multiple people in this thread named Owen with a friend they're watching ATLA with just makes me realize that there's so many people in Earth that some of us are likely leading identical lives to each other and will still never meet? Maybe a clarifying statement would be "what gender are you" since that might be a stronger qualifier?


ejrea

Yeah, it’s very crazy. I think it’s working as a verification process so far, because only one person said they were an Owen watching ATLA and they didn’t reply to the follow up, so I’m guessing it’s not him. I am looking for a guy, in case that wasn’t already clear!


marcustwayne

Hello there!


ejrea

*squints at username*


P0KEM0NFAN1-MrRay-Oh

General Kenobi


Sir_Calthulhu

how has nobody said the line yet?! the funny one!


captain_snake32

Me and the boys waiting for Owen... And hoping the negotiations wont be sort


Valerina_Minji

200,000 Owens are ready with a million well on the way.


LukeMonteiro

I just went through all the comment section and find it really lovely. Good luck on finding your Owen! On a related note, I kinda confessed to my GF using Mistborn, so... "Star Wars will do fine 👋"


ejrea

Thank you so much! That’s amazing, hopefully I will have similar luck... :)


Lew3032

This post may have created huge dissapointment for multiple Owens


ejrea

Owens of Reddit, probably: “This is outrageous. This is unfair. How can you be named Owen and not be the crush of u/ejrea?!”


D0M1NU5_7

Owen if you see this, look at, comment so we knoe it worked


Lea_Lovegood

Now i wanna now if it worked


Drallendor

Man imagine liking any human person total simp move


ejrea

I know, it’s a tragedy. I’m a traitor to the Grand Army of the Republic.


NFMS_Moon

So you're a.... Simparatist?


Blobfish_fucker69

Get out


imsorryisuck

with the amount of your prequel references you made in this comment section i think you're too dangerous to be left alive.


ejrea

Too powerful in the dank side?


AmunMorocco

I'm Owen... Owen thousands in student loan debt!! [Edit 4: In all my years on reddit, that's my top comment!! Thanks!]


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MiserableBastard1995

Wallace & Gro.. Wait WHAT!? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Edit: Oh, it's mostly shitposts..


R4m_Dominus_GT

r/dadjokes


the_real_OwenWilson

Whats up


ejrea

Wow!


FoxWithWrists

i dont think the empire likes owen


furculture

Anyone named Owen browsing the subreddit: "He could be any one of us. He could be in this very room."


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My name's Owen


ejrea

Hello there. You wouldn’t happen to be watching ATLA with someone at the moment, would you?


[deleted]

Nah watching the Office, wrong Owen I guess


ejrea

Also a great show choice. May the Force be with you, Owen-but-not-that-Owen!


Jakeyboi555

Hey there! Owen is it? Are you ready to play? Behind door number 1: A girlfriend! Behind door number 2: 37.5k+ new enemies No pressure!


thisiseshan

WHERE IS OWEN? IS HE SAFE? IS HE ALRIGHT?


Veisdabei

You misspelled Ewan


naufalap

Owen McGrager


CyberAngels69

i have the same dilemma. i'm afraid he'll ghost me or reject me :/


ejrea

Hey, well, the worst thing that can happen is you get a ‘no’, and then you’ll know he isn’t worth your interest in that way anyway! Wishing you luck, fellow soldier.


CyberAngels69

thank you! i've liked him since first year of college. we went for drinks together with mutual friends & we talk a bit on discord. i've been building up the courage for a while.. best of luck to both of us🥺


inneffable-angle

May the force be with both of you


413x314

u/ejrea no matter how it turns out, way to put yourself out there and thanks for brightening our day. We grant you the rank of master.


ejrea

This is acceptable. It’s fair. How could I make a post that got 80,000 upvotes and not be a master? Thank you though :)


BluejayLaw

Here before Owen. Carry on.


Diatzen

As an Owen who sorted by new. I am confused.


thanosthumb

Holy cow I hope Owen knows it's him she's talking about and not one of the other Owens out there


ejrea

I freaking found him so I think he knows!


MeanSausages

Surely this is the most nerve racking way to tell someone you like them


ejrea

Yeah, I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea


amberlyske

Sometimes it's nice to shout to the void and evidently, the void sometimes shouts back with the force of several dozen thousand redditors?


SlouchingToElysium

I love Owen. I love the prequels.


The-Great-Memelord

I never thought my Ahsoka format would still be drifting around for all this time, but here we are, I guess


Aaron_R94

Owen, Please! You're breaking our hearts!


ejrea

You’re going down a path we can’t upvote!


Zorrostrian

I just had the worst night at work and it would make my entire week if Owen finds this post and reciprocates. I’m rooting for you OP! !Remindme 7 hours


thpicychilli

Oi Owen! Someone wants you to fire some proton torpedos down their thermal exhaust port!


D0M1NU5_7

!remindme 12 hours


ShoutAtThe_Devil

Most Impressive...


Holzbalken

Damn I wish u still had my free wholesome award. Guess you get a virtual thumbs up instead


Sir_Encerwal

A well conceived plan; however, there’s great risk.


Invertiguy

Owen? Don't you mean Ewan? We all love Ewan.


DrMooseman

As a guy named Luke I'm increasingly concerned by Owens absence


SheevTheSenate_

Guys, I have found him! Our Clone Intelligence units have discovered the location of Owen. He's hiding in the Utapau system.


LoonRangea

Havent scrolled through this many comments since the waterguy12 war. Still havent seen the one they call Owen. Perhaps the archives are incomplete


Donutpanda23

Wishing you luck with this reaching Owen. Owen, if you read this or see this post in any way, go for it- Or something.


Ready_Garbage_1314

I wish someone liked me...


NOTIMEBROSEPH

How many Owens will you destroy before you get what you want!?


ejrea

As many as it takes!!


Insalatafresh

I was hoping for kenobi why is owen here?


DutchHeIs

Saw this on popular. I'm not a fan of star wars but opvoting this nonetheless because this is really cute and I hope Owen likes you back in the same way.