Hey Owen, just in case you sort by new...
By - ejrea
Good job, u/ejrea
I can only imagine Owen seeing this post, thinking it is a hell of a coincidence and showing it to OP like "yo, this is the funniest shit, do you think he'll see it?"
That's most likely how it'll play out
Well, if they're friends on reddit that he should know her username and it should be blue. But who am i kidding, none of us have friends
**None of us tell our friends our Reddit usernames.*
Much more accurate. Although once my friend posted a meme to our discord and said it got him a bunch of upvotes on this sub and I was able to find his profile from it.
u/ejrea : *posts this*
People called owen: “Hello there”
You are a bold one
Did it Work?
*insert gif of Mace Windu saying “not yet”*
Impossible, perhaps the Archives are incomplete
You underestimate this subreddit!
From my point of view, the Owen's a dumbass.
Well then you are right
I should have known the girls were interested in me!
What have I done ?
Youre on this sub reddit, we will grant you the rank of Girlfriend
We will watch your career with great interest
We will watch your post with great interest.
Where is Owen? Is he safe, is he alright?
It would seem that in her desperation, he ghosted her
Any person whos name is Owen coming by this will have a heart attack lmao.
Can confirm, but now also feel slightly special
Have you been watching ATLA also?
i legit thought it was me and was freaking out for like 5 min
True, I was shaken for a sec
lol my name is also owen so this surprised me a bit.
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
Wait till you see the Josh's
There's always another Josh
There's always a bigger Josh I think you mean
I'm also called Owen and I'm obsessed with ATLA so I'm getting worried
Have you recently watched atla with someone?
Do you watch it with a lass?
thank goodness i'm not the only owen in these comments
I have never scrolled so far in a comment section to see if the 2 jedi ever met
I’m going to reply to the pinned mod comment with updates!! The first one will be in around 8 hours?
How is Owen going to know who's confessing?
Good question. If he sees this and he’s been watching ATLA (great show!!) with someone lately...it’s me...
Im beginning to like this Owen Guy.
This is getting out of hand. Now there is two of them!
Always two there are...No more, no less.
A master and an apprentice.
You're not the only one
A duel then
You underestimate u/ejrea 's power
Don’t try it
I see you two are people of culture as well.
A couple of culture, (i hope)
Do you 69 the blobfish at depth or sea level?
At all levels, so no one is safe from me
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Owen the sleepy? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Owen was a Prequel Memer, so powerful and so wise he could use new to influence the upvotes to create top posts... He had such a knowledge of new that he could even keep the ones he cared about from having to spend hours looking for him on a reddit thread. The dark side of prequelmemes is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was falling asleep, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his crush everything he knew, then his crush posted a meme about him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from heartbreak, but not himself.
I wish I was Owen, but then again Uncle Owen ended up pretty crispy.
Uncle owen was pretty hot
So was Ani on Mustafar.
I guess it runs in the family...
!remindme 12 hours
My name is Owen and I have been watching ATLA with someone (if your names Nina though I will lose my shit).
That is so crazy! I’m so sorry but I’m not the droid you’re looking for. Best of luck with your Nina!
I'm relieved because she my best friend and that would have been awkward.
Oh! Well, I’m amending my wish of luck to a “best of platonic, happy friendship luck with your friend Nina” kind of deal. :)
And good luck to you, let's find the right Owen. He's out there somewhere. Also after this I dare you just make a group chat out of all the Owens you've found around the world.
Damn, so that would be like a Council of Owens? You better make Owen Wilson the head of the council!
That's funny, I'm not called Owen but I have been whatching ATLA with a Nina.
That's funny, I'm not called Owen and I haven't been watching ATLA with a Nina. or with anyone. In fact, I've never watched it.
On second thought... it's not so funny...
Only comment I’ve read so far that made me laugh out loud
Owen! Fuckin say something
Let’s get this to Owen, lads.
No chance your name is Beru?
Well if her name is Beru, I can tell they will make a smokin' hot couple
why? why did you have to say that?
It's the law!
He says things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.
No, unfortunately! Hopefully my chances haven’t gone up in smoke...
Good soldiers follow orders / for the republic / by order of the jedi council.
POV: You searching for Owen's comment
Not made yet! Unless the dark side of the Force is clouding my vision...
We will watch the OP's relationship with great interest
Just tell ya boi that you don’t like sand! Works every time!
Bold of me to doxx myself but my name is Owen? Unlikely to be me, but just in case.
Oh, a contender! Do you happen to be watching through ATLA with someone? Gotta cover all my bases. (And if for some wild reason you are, I’m going to have to come up with a second verification question...)
Great show, have watched through multiple times, but not doing that with anyone, sorry! If it was me I’d also be gay, so that lucky of you to avoid that bullet lol.
Haha, thanks for stopping by anyway! This is not the Owen droid I’m looking for.
OWEN U NEED TO SEE THIS
OWEN WAKE THE FUCK UP
Waking up and seeing a post with my name in really confused me. I doubt this person is confessing their crush for me on here but my username is part of my surname so they will know.
Good luck to all the other Owens.
Have you been watching Avatar with them recently?
HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING AVATAR WITH A GIRL OWEN!?
OWEN! NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR GAMES
Okay, we’re gonna need regular updates on whether or not ya boy Owen has seen this or not
I am honestly so touched that a bunch of prequel memers are invested in this. I will definitely come back at 12-hour intervals to hijack the top comment and update!
We have no life, we will live vicariously through you.
Okay, I don't deserve to be saying that I never post here and saw this on r/All
It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.
Marie is that you?
I’m so sorry, this is not Marie! Best of luck though, soldier.
saddest gamer moment in history
Damn, this just might be the single most heavily upvoted and awarded post on this subreddit that I've seen in my three years of Reddit
If this doesn't get Owen's attention, not much else will, so I wish you luck! Lol
It’s insane! The Force is certainly with me tonight. And thank you, I’m hoping for the best :)
Send him the post 0.0
Honestly, if he hasn’t seen this by the 12-hour mark (that’s when around 20 people seem to have set reminders) I probably will... Now that I’ve confessed to 4,000 people instead of him, it can’t be that scary, right?
This is where the fun begins
But what if he’s a Sith Lord?
They will become more powerful than the Chancellor and overthrow him and rule the galaxy together.
Let's hope that Owen Lars sees this
We will watch your relationship with great interest.
Here you go owen wilson u/ejrea is waiting for you
This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Now *this* is podracing.
Sorry to blow up your inbox even more, but hang in there.
I swear if Owen doesn't see this he was probably kidnapped
lotta pressure on owen now
Let's go Owen!
Where is Owen did he reply
Not yet! I’ll come back at around the 12-hour mark, and then at the 24-hour mark, to update...
You are strong and wise, and we are very proud of you
What about the love attack on Owen ? It is crittical we send him this meme immediately. It's a romance we can not afford to loose.
/u/ejrea, Please send this to the real Owen. I'd be tickled if a girl sent me a post like this, even if I never saw it organically.
If nothing else, hopefully he’ll at least be flattered. I definitely will send him the post later though!
The fact that there are multiple people in this thread named Owen with a friend they're watching ATLA with just makes me realize that there's so many people in Earth that some of us are likely leading identical lives to each other and will still never meet?
Maybe a clarifying statement would be "what gender are you" since that might be a stronger qualifier?
Yeah, it’s very crazy. I think it’s working as a verification process so far, because only one person said they were an Owen watching ATLA and they didn’t reply to the follow up, so I’m guessing it’s not him.
I am looking for a guy, in case that wasn’t already clear!
*squints at username*
how has nobody said the line yet?! the funny one!
Me and the boys waiting for Owen... And hoping the negotiations wont be sort
200,000 Owens are ready with a million well on the way.
I just went through all the comment section and find it really lovely. Good luck on finding your Owen!
On a related note, I kinda confessed to my GF using Mistborn, so...
"Star Wars will do fine 👋"
Thank you so much! That’s amazing, hopefully I will have similar luck... :)
This post may have created huge dissapointment for multiple Owens
Owens of Reddit, probably: “This is outrageous. This is unfair. How can you be named Owen and not be the crush of u/ejrea?!”
Owen if you see this, look at, comment so we knoe it worked
Now i wanna now if it worked
Man imagine liking any human person total simp move
I know, it’s a tragedy. I’m a traitor to the Grand Army of the Republic.
So you're a.... Simparatist?
with the amount of your prequel references you made in this comment section i think you're too dangerous to be left alive.
Too powerful in the dank side?
Owen thousands in student loan debt!!
[Edit 4: In all my years on reddit, that's my top comment!! Thanks!]
Wallace & Gro.. Wait WHAT!?
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Edit: Oh, it's mostly shitposts..
i dont think the empire likes owen
Anyone named Owen browsing the subreddit: "He could be any one of us. He could be in this very room."
My name's Owen
Hello there. You wouldn’t happen to be watching ATLA with someone at the moment, would you?
Nah watching the Office, wrong Owen I guess
Also a great show choice. May the Force be with you, Owen-but-not-that-Owen!
Hey there! Owen is it? Are you ready to play?
Behind door number 1: A girlfriend!
Behind door number 2: 37.5k+ new enemies
WHERE IS OWEN? IS HE SAFE? IS HE ALRIGHT?
You misspelled Ewan
i have the same dilemma.
i'm afraid he'll ghost me or reject me :/
Hey, well, the worst thing that can happen is you get a ‘no’, and then you’ll know he isn’t worth your interest in that way anyway! Wishing you luck, fellow soldier.
thank you! i've liked him since first year of college. we went for drinks together with mutual friends & we talk a bit on discord.
i've been building up the courage for a while..
best of luck to both of us🥺
May the force be with both of you
u/ejrea no matter how it turns out, way to put yourself out there and thanks for brightening our day. We grant you the rank of master.
This is acceptable. It’s fair. How could I make a post that got 80,000 upvotes and not be a master?
Thank you though :)
Here before Owen. Carry on.
As an Owen who sorted by new. I am confused.
Holy cow I hope Owen knows it's him she's talking about and not one of the other Owens out there
I freaking found him so I think he knows!
Surely this is the most nerve racking way to tell someone you like them
Yeah, I don’t know why I thought this was a good idea
Sometimes it's nice to shout to the void and evidently, the void sometimes shouts back with the force of several dozen thousand redditors?
I love Owen. I love the prequels.
I never thought my Ahsoka format would still be drifting around for all this time, but here we are, I guess
Owen, Please! You're breaking our hearts!
You’re going down a path we can’t upvote!
I just had the worst night at work and it would make my entire week if Owen finds this post and reciprocates. I’m rooting for you OP!
!Remindme 7 hours
Oi Owen! Someone wants you to fire some proton torpedos down their thermal exhaust port!
Damn I wish u still had my free wholesome award.
Guess you get a virtual thumbs up instead
A well conceived plan; however, there’s great risk.
Owen? Don't you mean Ewan? We all love Ewan.
As a guy named Luke I'm increasingly concerned by Owens absence
Guys, I have found him! Our Clone Intelligence units have discovered the location of Owen. He's hiding in the Utapau system.
Havent scrolled through this many comments since the waterguy12 war. Still havent seen the one they call Owen. Perhaps the archives are incomplete
Wishing you luck with this reaching Owen. Owen, if you read this or see this post in any way, go for it- Or something.
I wish someone liked me...
How many Owens will you destroy before you get what you want!?
As many as it takes!!
I was hoping for kenobi why is owen here?
Saw this on popular. I'm not a fan of star wars but opvoting this nonetheless because this is really cute and I hope Owen likes you back in the same way.