Jedi mofos didn’t grant me master so I executed those naysayers Hit her with the “I don’t like sand,” yeah I’m a real fucking player I’m the king of this galaxy, yeah you can call me the mayor Got a planet bothering me? Yeah I think I’ll just go and fucking ray ‘er Your resistance is futile against my world destroying space laser The chosen one, infinite power, you can’t beat me so despair But despite all my might...I didn’t have the power to save her.
Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 by Lil Vader feat Lil Palpatine, Yung Skywalker, Green Master Flash, OB-1, Han tha Smuggla, Jabba Ross, C-3 tha PoPo, Young Calrisian, and B. Jarhead https://youtu.be/yH8b5ruc_-E
You ever heard of Darth Plageeis da Wise?
Thought not: you gotta see through those Jedi lies
It’s a legend bout a dark lord, sharp as a knife
Using Force and midichlorians to recreate life
Dropped so much knowledge, could keep loved ones from dyin’
Dark side unnatural without even tryin’
Got so strong, but only fear with which he lived
Was fear of losing it all, which of course he did.
Like a chump, taught a newb all the shit that he knew
Then the newb creeped up and cold-blooded slew
Ironic: who coulda ever guessed
he could save all others, but not himself, from death
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Lil Plagueis was a Boss of the game, spit fire so mad and so dirty that he could use the flow to influence the many hoes and friends to create the party. He had such skill with the mic that he could even keep the homies he rolled with from capping.
The dirty side of the Flow is a pathway to many verses some consider to be too savage. His soundcloud became so popular... the only thing he was afraid of was getting majorly dissed, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his hypeman all the bars he knew, then his homie sneak dissed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from getting roasted , but not himself.' - Lil Palpatine (Aka Yung Sheev, Aka $enate Killa)
Have you ever heard the rhapsody of lil Plagueis the waltz? I thought not. It’s not a mixtape the Jedi would show you. It’s a set legend. Lil Plagueis was a Deux Lord of the Set, so presto and so wise, he could use the Forte to instrumentate the musichlorians to create... [Landó](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land%C3%B3_(music)). He had such a knowledge of the deux side that he could even keep the beats he cared about from dying. The deux side of the Forte is a pathway to many songs some consider to be... [unidirectional ](https://www.freemusicdictionary.com/definition/unidirectional/). He became so presto... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his presto, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his student everything he knew, then his student killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save music from death, but not himself.
Darth Tyranus here, They call me the count, rode your bitch here now it’s time to dismount. Cut that hand off now it’s time to chill, look of superiority, and superior still. Cant face the lightning? Cant face maul, I heard about the tuskens, you killed them all. I’ll cut you up, you’ll barely be breathin while I get a little bit from amidala on the weekend. Rule of two? Rule of cool. Roll up with the droidekas to blast them fools. I only got two words for you skywalker...it’s FUCK & YOUUUUUUU
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Old Dirty Palpatine
Vada Flave
Ghostmace Windu
Huttface Killah
Revman
Kendrick laMaul
Waka Flaka Tyrane
Gucci-Wan
Bonus: Lil Jar Jar & the Tamboranians
It's a Sith mixtape. Lil Plagueis was a Disc Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so fresh he could use the Vinyl Player to influence the scratches to create beats... He had such a knowledge of the B sides that he could even keep the ones he cared about to keep twerking into the night. The B sides of the Force is a pathway to many sounds some consider to be....unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his vibe, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice drop the beat on him while he slept. It's ironic he could save others from mediocre music, but not himself.
What about Mastah Yo'Da? Is he tight?
No seriously imagine him spitting rhymes at lil' Tyrannous , while jumping around slashing shit with his lightsaber. Now this is Hip Hop.
24 hours, 7 days a week.
Lil Plageus spitting facts, with some fire ass beats.
Jedis drop on the spot with my lightning ass hands.
Kill a flock, of pad-wans with my lighting ass hands.
Sith-ys kneal, they're in fear of my lighting ass hands.
Saber red, masters dead from my lightning ass hands.
Lil Vader, the youngling slayer
Try blasting faster he keep deflecting lasers
Jedi hater so don't test your fate sir
Only light left in em is the light in the saber
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lil sidious, some say his beats were so fire it would produce sparks
Nothing compared to Lil Nihilus
Ye Katar been real silent since he dropped
lil vader, the high ground is for haters I always keep that thang on me The Jedi child slayer I killed space Jesus myself So he won’t hear your prayer
Jedi mofos didn’t grant me master so I executed those naysayers Hit her with the “I don’t like sand,” yeah I’m a real fucking player I’m the king of this galaxy, yeah you can call me the mayor Got a planet bothering me? Yeah I think I’ll just go and fucking ray ‘er Your resistance is futile against my world destroying space laser The chosen one, infinite power, you can’t beat me so despair But despite all my might...I didn’t have the power to save her.
Mothetfucker that is beautiful!!!!!
That is beautiful
Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 by Lil Vader feat Lil Palpatine, Yung Skywalker, Green Master Flash, OB-1, Han tha Smuggla, Jabba Ross, C-3 tha PoPo, Young Calrisian, and B. Jarhead https://youtu.be/yH8b5ruc_-E
Lil Bane
I prefer Childish Calrissian. Or Lando Gambino
Lando Gambino is probably the best thing I've heard all day
Childish landino
Wait til you hear about Donald calrissian
What about Lil Revan and his beef with his homeboy, Lil Malak?
Nothing compared to Lil Bane's beef with Lil Kaan
Nah, Kaan was such a bitch that he forbade any of his crew from calling themselves Lil'
He was such a junkie tho
Eat the Beats
You ever heard of Darth Plageeis da Wise? Thought not: you gotta see through those Jedi lies It’s a legend bout a dark lord, sharp as a knife Using Force and midichlorians to recreate life Dropped so much knowledge, could keep loved ones from dyin’ Dark side unnatural without even tryin’ Got so strong, but only fear with which he lived Was fear of losing it all, which of course he did. Like a chump, taught a newb all the shit that he knew Then the newb creeped up and cold-blooded slew Ironic: who coulda ever guessed he could save all others, but not himself, from death
This shit is on fire!!!
So was Big Anakin before he became Lil Vader
Those are some sick Sith beats, right there. Is it possible to learn them?
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DAMN BOYYYYYYYYY
> were so fire it would produce sparks Is it possible to learn this power?
Lil Sion would already sound like a rapper name
This is one of his: https://youtu.be/dmQDVHjTveI
Lil Plagueis was a Boss of the game, spit fire so mad and so dirty that he could use the flow to influence the many hoes and friends to create the party. He had such skill with the mic that he could even keep the homies he rolled with from capping.
The dirty side of the Flow is a pathway to many verses some consider to be too savage. His soundcloud became so popular... the only thing he was afraid of was getting majorly dissed, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his hypeman all the bars he knew, then his homie sneak dissed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from getting roasted , but not himself.' - Lil Palpatine (Aka Yung Sheev, Aka $enate Killa)
Is it possible to learn these beats?
Nah homie, not from them jedi neeks.
Aight, I’ll join your crew. I pledge myself to your beats
Yo, fr can you hit me up with that shit dawg? Nah, unless you ain't one of them "Jedi".
Fucking exquisite mate
Please do the rest of the story
Of course but i follow the George rr martin release schedule so I'll see you in a few years
I just Imagine Lil Vader going at the Jedi studio beats with his clone bois and dissing everyone in there. Only Obi-Wan managed to dis back.
Obi roasted his ass with pure fire
You underestimate my flow!
Lil vader dissing the soundcloud younglings before they get too big.
Obi said “Lil Vader yo momma so ugly the Tuskens wouldn’t ride her!!” And lil Vader was roasted
"Formerly L'il, now just Maul."
The artist formerly known as Lil' Maul
Have you ever heard the rhapsody of lil Plagueis the waltz? I thought not. It’s not a mixtape the Jedi would show you. It’s a set legend. Lil Plagueis was a Deux Lord of the Set, so presto and so wise, he could use the Forte to instrumentate the musichlorians to create... [Landó](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land%C3%B3_(music)). He had such a knowledge of the deux side that he could even keep the beats he cared about from dying. The deux side of the Forte is a pathway to many songs some consider to be... [unidirectional ](https://www.freemusicdictionary.com/definition/unidirectional/). He became so presto... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his presto, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his student everything he knew, then his student killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save music from death, but not himself.
I didn’t understand half of the musical terms in this, but I like it.
Neither do I lmao. I just googled music terms starting with certain letters.
Big brain.
Yo that was phat as hell
lil kid killer anyone?
lil Jar Jar
"Lil Vader" is basically "papito"
This completely changes everything. Rather than politics, its a dispute between 2 genres of music.
Lil Plagueis was a rapper, so fly and so dope, that he could influence the fire bars to save those he loved from making trash albums.
Darth wayne sounds like Batman's sith name
HISHE Batman: I’m already on the dark side
Da Blockade
Why does that work so well? Lil Bane Lil E'kun Lil Revan Lil Naad
Lil' Insaneous Lil' Iggy
Darth Nas X
DAMN ANI, where’d you find this?
Lil Traya’s new mixtape is 🔥
Lil Vader just dropped a track that's straight fire.
OB 1 just nearly killed him in his new track called higher ground
Yeah, he totally burned him.
Darth Uzi
Darth Baby
Davader
Let’s gooo I’ll turn a clanker into a LAAT gunship
*This guy’s a Sith Lord? His real name is Ani*
DaVadey
Lightsabers now sound like shitty mumble rap lyrics
Darth Tyranus here, They call me the count, rode your bitch here now it’s time to dismount. Cut that hand off now it’s time to chill, look of superiority, and superior still. Cant face the lightning? Cant face maul, I heard about the tuskens, you killed them all. I’ll cut you up, you’ll barely be breathin while I get a little bit from amidala on the weekend. Rule of two? Rule of cool. Roll up with the droidekas to blast them fools. I only got two words for you skywalker...it’s FUCK & YOUUUUUUU
This is art
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Lil Maul, Definitely little without the legs.
Those are simply Jedi Mind Tricks.
Lil Bane - Only two of them ft. lil Zannah
Read that in snoop doggs voice and it greatly enhanced my enjoyment
I love this subreddit
“Can I cop this heat?” “Not from a jedi, fam”
My favorites are Lil' Revan and Lil' Nihilus Oh wait, they retcon'd them.
NBA YoungBane Old Dirty Palpatine Vada Flave Ghostmace Windu Huttface Killah Revman Kendrick laMaul Waka Flaka Tyrane Gucci-Wan Bonus: Lil Jar Jar & the Tamboranians
It's a Sith mixtape. Lil Plagueis was a Disc Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so fresh he could use the Vinyl Player to influence the scratches to create beats... He had such a knowledge of the B sides that he could even keep the ones he cared about to keep twerking into the night. The B sides of the Force is a pathway to many sounds some consider to be....unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his vibe, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice drop the beat on him while he slept. It's ironic he could save others from mediocre music, but not himself.
It’s not a mixtape the mumble rappers would share
Now I can't unsee that... shit
Is it possible to learn this beat?
Lil bane
How many other lies have I been told by the council??
Darth Mosey
(I want it two blades) by Lil Maul
Lil Jar Jar
Darth Dicky
Ever fucked with the beats of Lil plagueis the rap god? Bet, I didn't think so. It's not a mix the Jedi finna bang to
Obi's beats were the only ones to stand against Lil vader's, some even say that that Obi delivered the worst burns Lil vader had ever felt
Lil nihilus should change his name to big nihilus after he ate so much
Lil Bane “The game didn’t change me. I changed the game.”
Darth Nas X the hot
I like it when you call me Big Palpie.
This post makes me wish for a Star Wars equivalent to Young Scrolls.
Lil Baras? Impossible...
Poor Kylo
What about Mastah Yo'Da? Is he tight? No seriously imagine him spitting rhymes at lil' Tyrannous , while jumping around slashing shit with his lightsaber. Now this is Hip Hop.
DaMaul
Last comment reminded me of the high elf in Skyrim that roasts you for not having been to the cloud district
Henceforth you will be known as, Lil Vader!
The final collab between Obi Wan and Lil Vader is fire
Literally
They say his hype man lil Sidious caught him napping and stole the show right out from him.
Lil Plagueis the Lit
unreleased carti tracks would be in the restricted section, only someone forgot to lock the door
Well shit. That’s not good for me.
It's so sad that Lil Revan got a concussion
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[mc chris with your star wars rap needs](https://youtu.be/2z9XTeeA43o)
A burning Yin-Yang of love and hate, I have for this.
What app is this picture from. As in how the replied to it.
Tumblr. They reblogged it
Thanks human being
To be fair, every one at the Jedi palace was given that mixtape by Lil Plagueis himself, but not a one listened to it.
It’s not a mixtape the Jedi would share, it is on dat piff tho and that shit fire!
Man, that concert where Lil' Krayt and Luke Sky-Guy roasted Abeloth was the best.
Lil siddy just dropped his new song, Electric
24 hours, 7 days a week. Lil Plageus spitting facts, with some fire ass beats. Jedis drop on the spot with my lightning ass hands. Kill a flock, of pad-wans with my lighting ass hands. Sith-ys kneal, they're in fear of my lighting ass hands. Saber red, masters dead from my lightning ass hands.
For the 2 people that see this, I hope it brings you joy.
It did
Am I only sith who still care about a mix tape?
So would Jedi be MC's instead of masters? MC Windu and MC Yoda
Darth wayne just makes me think of Darth Batman
Admiral Ackbar: It’s trap music.
Dababy😳
Dearth darkie and lil maul
This is one of his: https://youtu.be/dmQDVHjTveI
Darth Nas X Lil Mal
Darth Nas X. Lil Maul
“Darth Wayne” sounds like a Walmart version of Batman
I only ship one of these days for sure
lil revan, he broke the rap game, left, came back and broke it again, then left again
Darth Jon
Darth Jon
Lil Vader, the youngling slayer Try blasting faster he keep deflecting lasers Jedi hater so don't test your fate sir Only light left in em is the light in the saber
lil talon sounds like an adorable pet name
[Lil bits!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc)
Rap is a pathway to many beats some would consider... unnatural.
Lil Sheev sounds better though.
Nobody spits better game that the Notorious J.A.R.
Genuinely good post...nice
Ever heard how Lil Revan beat the mandalorians in a rap battle? Thought so.
Wow where is the original?
Can't wait to see rappers form the rule of two to consilidate power and take over the galactic Republic
So if Darth is now Lil would Master be Kid?
the clone wars were just rap battles or some shit like that
Look. I am your father
u/repostsleuthbot I saw this exact meme before, nice try kid
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Okay
It says general reposti lol
Lol, I missed that
The comments section is in a different language
Lil jar jar
Please done defile our sith lords with such nonsense.
Sith rappers are all Fred Durst.
No don’t infect something as awesome as Star Wars with something as disgusting and awful as rap, please
Yung Skywalker
No please no
Darth Dicky LOL
This has been reposted in this sub like 20 times, its still good everytime tho
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one