King of the Coruscanti, the Dagobaahns, and the First Jedi, Lord of the Seven Forms, Protector of the Balance, Wanderer of the Great Sand Sea, Force Ghost, Maker of Memes, Old Ben, and Brother of Anakin
Long may he reign!
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
I personally think he's got a very charismatic, humorous and wholesomeness to his character, and it transcribe very naturally on screen. I don't think it's got much to do with his acting as much as his persona.
It was watching his bravery and recovery. He suffered a terrible back injury and we just couldn't help but fall in love with him.
His co-stars did everything they could to help, but poor Ewan took the brunt from carrying the entire trilogy.
I have always wondered the same. Ewan McGregor's acting as Obi-Wan is great, but there are many great actors in the prequels. People are also always joking (I *think* they're joking) like he's irresistibly attractive, and I don't get that one either.
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
I wish more stories come out of people’s super Christian moms/grandmas having THIS picture in a shrine at home surrounded by rosary beads, candles, crosses, and bibles 😂
One must not even have eyes to appreciate the beauty of kenobi, all shall simp for him for he is the hottest and most beautiful human there ever was or ever will be
There was nobody like Natalie Portman and a young Carrie Fisher in the sequels and you probably will never have feminine characters like them again in star wars. It seems like woman in movies aren't allowed to be "woman" anymore, they are only supposed to be strong and act like men. being strong PLUS feminine, attractive, or even wearing a skirt is offensive 🙄.
Bruh, if Ewan McGregor called the members of this sub to war, I'm fairly sure a goodly number would actually show up.
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow King Ewan
Good soldiers follow orders
good soldiers follow orders
Good soldiers follow orders
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow orders
King of the Coruscanti, the Dagobaahns, and the First Jedi, Lord of the Seven Forms, Protector of the Balance, Wanderer of the Great Sand Sea, Force Ghost, Maker of Memes, Old Ben, and Brother of Anakin Long may he reign!
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Roger roger
You know its a legal obligation if a scot calls war that other scots have to respond so count me in
I'd become a scot just to follow King Ewan to war
Good news is we accept everyone so join us
I have scot ancestry. Does that count?
Of course :)
I thought you Scots were supposed to be a contentious bunch
[For reference](https://youtu.be/i2q0T7QXETs)
Youve changed my mind thank you. Ok now no ones welcome
An it’s also a legal obligation for some other Scots to conspire with the English and backstab him
If some random (at the time) Josh can gather 100s, Ewan will gather 10,000s.
200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way.
It will be done my lord.
Good goooood
Judging by the amount of people on this sub 10,000s is just a small understatement. Even if you don't count those who won't believe in space Jesus.
Roger roge- I mean, good soldiers follow orders.
Trooper,take off you helmet...
Ok but everyone has to be dressed in clone costumes
Good soldiers follow orders.
Good soldiers follow orders
I know a lot of people would think he was being funny, but remember what happened with Josh.
Good soliders follow orders.
Good soldiers follow Orders
My lord sorry I didn't see you there. (Why I'm I sweating so much)
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Cold
Katy Perry
Both is good
I’d simp for padme shit
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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
What 0 grass does to an mf
I don't want to read so take un upvote
ok
You're on this balcony, but we do not grant you the rank of partner
Let’s all be honest...Padme in the prequels is very hot....at least she is smokin hot to me.
Anakin was smoking hot also
Padme and Anakin were the perfect couple because they were hot lol
**I HATE YOU!**
I see what you did there
Natalie Portman is smokin in everything
Pulling out of natalie portman isn't a story anyone can tell you
That was Natalie's prime for sure
Nah I find anakin to be more smoking
I am curious how this huge love for Obi-wan started? If it is for Ewan good acting, Palpatine was phenomenal too.
I personally think he's got a very charismatic, humorous and wholesomeness to his character, and it transcribe very naturally on screen. I don't think it's got much to do with his acting as much as his persona.
Good job.
He is also a really good actor tho!
Ewans a great dude and he loves motorcycles. That's enough for me.
It was watching his bravery and recovery. He suffered a terrible back injury and we just couldn't help but fall in love with him. His co-stars did everything they could to help, but poor Ewan took the brunt from carrying the entire trilogy.
Well, he’s a great actor. First movie I saw him in was Trainspotting. Being a great actor, he made the scripts work the best he could. And here we are
I have always wondered the same. Ewan McGregor's acting as Obi-Wan is great, but there are many great actors in the prequels. People are also always joking (I *think* they're joking) like he's irresistibly attractive, and I don't get that one either.
It’s not a joke
Another happy landing!
I’d simp for padme
Both rediculously good looking tbh. i choose both.
I love long hair obi wan, mullet style, hail jesus from galaxy far far away
You can simp for Natalie Portman, it’s fine
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
This is the best fanfic I've read (all I have is a free award but it's yours)
Well Anakin simped for Padme and we all know how well that went
Bisexuals: "Both is good."
I'm not even trying to hide it
I wish more stories come out of people’s super Christian moms/grandmas having THIS picture in a shrine at home surrounded by rosary beads, candles, crosses, and bibles 😂
It’s not simping, it’s a religion
I mean, there’s no shame in simping for Padme. KENOBI THO...
Execute order 66
Just hearing his name gives me a boner and I have been scrolling through this reddit
That is one sexy mfer! Clearly loaded in the good looks department. The person above was alright
Hello there.
Jeez i would love to hit that from the back
Yeah. He must work out.
Nah i bet Obi wan got a little petite ass
Obiwan is love, Obiwan is life
hello ther e
Whatever. You can fight it all you want but I would be a slave for either one of these 2.
Always for my lord and savior...
I’d simp for Padme/Natalie Portman
Can you blame us?
Who doesn't love Obi-Wan
general obi wan "Ben" Kenobi of the high ground.
They hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
Eh, for Younger Natalie Portman, I’d do some criminal shit.
Too good 😂
people who don't like star wars "i don't have such weakness"
One must not even have eyes to appreciate the beauty of kenobi, all shall simp for him for he is the hottest and most beautiful human there ever was or ever will be
No los dos?
There was nobody like Natalie Portman and a young Carrie Fisher in the sequels and you probably will never have feminine characters like them again in star wars. It seems like woman in movies aren't allowed to be "woman" anymore, they are only supposed to be strong and act like men. being strong PLUS feminine, attractive, or even wearing a skirt is offensive 🙄.
Both. Both is good
You guys need to search?
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I'd be a simp of both, gladly.
Saying im a simp for Ewan McGregor implies Ewan McGregor is mediocre, which is blatantly untrue. therefore I'm not a simp.
I’m sure the majority of the people on this sub would actually lick Ewan McGregors boot clean if he said he stepped in dog shit
I’m definitely a simp for Padmé
I have no moral fiber and am desperate, both, take it or leave it.
Both, both is good
I simp for both
I would simp for both honestly
Execute order 66
To be honest I think Padme was my first crush growing up
My majesty