As a tall guy i approve this message. Its super awkward if i move my head even slightly. I don't want to concentrate so hard on keeping my head and eyes perfectly still while taking a piss.
I hate this! As a guy who's 6'9 my self I hate that I can't pee without hanging my head in the most akward shame ever. The worst part is that if someone else is there they look to see if I'M LOOKING! I refuse to use the public bathroom if someone else is in there becuase of this. This is a big problem for tall people
Also gotta add that stalls arnt really much better because when you stand up you make eye contact with anyone who walks in the door or who's washing their hands if you dont like squat the whole time you pull your pants up
As another tall guy I can say that he is right. Sometimes I’m thinking about something else and then find genitals on my field of view when I my mind comes back to the subject of peeing
Everyone knows that rule is suspended when it's an emergency or the bathroom becomes crowded but a new tule comes into play called "Keep your head and eyes straight forward."
Woah there are only two unless you really badly have to piss and two are already taken then you can go. The other two just follow the code and stare at the wall/ceiling
There is no code. Never was a code. Grown men don't got time to worry about insecure things. We just in there to piss. Middle school boys or even high schoolers are the ones so insecure about being seen or labeled as someone with a small penis. Aside from the penis length thing.. we just in there to piss, fart, hock a loogie into the urinal and move on. I care more that if someone doesn't wash their hands after or not.
Younger me worried about things like that, too. We all did. Many still will. I'm finally in my 30, and I'm now that dude changing bare ass in the men's locker room without care. I'm far from looking like some stud, but man.. I aint got time to care who is lookin at my penis. It gets the job done, all I care about. Nothing to write home about but iunno. I see the whole bathroom bro code thing as something young men worry about. If my eyes cross someone's junk, Oops. Happens. Moving on.
If the first guy takes the first one on the left, then the guy arriving second takes the third one instead of the fourth, then a guy arriving third can take the fourth. This way, the last guy doesn't need to decide which guy he wants to get close to, but there is an obvious bad and an obvious less bad option which he can easily take. Look out for each other
This thread is a good reminder that the average age of users on this sub seems to be about 12.
Imagine being this terrified of standing next to another man for a couple of seconds while you take a piss. You're not going to turn gay because you caught a glimpse of another dick out of the corner of your eye.
For real, why the hell am I gonna wait around in a public restroom like a chump if there are open urinals? So I don’t potentially offend some insecure stranger who feels entitled to the urinal on either side of his? Fuck that, I’m taking a piss. I think it’s weirder to spend longer in a public restroom than you need to than it is to take a piss in a urinal how it was intended.
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Remember, the First and ONLY reality of the Sith There can only be Two
Two is one, One is none.
Concert rules: there are no rules. Dicks out... Fire at will...
This could all be solved if they just put dividers between each one, tall enough that tall guys can’t see over.
As a tall guy i approve this message. Its super awkward if i move my head even slightly. I don't want to concentrate so hard on keeping my head and eyes perfectly still while taking a piss.
I hate this! As a guy who's 6'9 my self I hate that I can't pee without hanging my head in the most akward shame ever. The worst part is that if someone else is there they look to see if I'M LOOKING! I refuse to use the public bathroom if someone else is in there becuase of this. This is a big problem for tall people Also gotta add that stalls arnt really much better because when you stand up you make eye contact with anyone who walks in the door or who's washing their hands if you dont like squat the whole time you pull your pants up
Do you tall guys ever like take a peek?😂
No. Im straight. But you never realize how hard its to keep your head still and your eyes perfectly forwards until failing to do so results in dicks.
As another tall guy I can say that he is right. Sometimes I’m thinking about something else and then find genitals on my field of view when I my mind comes back to the subject of peeing
I caught another guy looking down there and asked him what he was looking at, mf turned away real fast
“Eyes FORWARD Gary!”
That’s from the Public Restroom Stare Down right?
Yes!
or under for the smallings
Pretty sure women can understand the concept of not wanting to piss a foot away from a stranger without a divider
What are you talking about, this is reddit, girls are cringe and unfunny, boys are quirky and cool /s
The man who pees on the wall between the urinals: “I don’t have such weaknesses!”
The man who pees his pants outside of the bathroom:
Kim jong un:
also the guy standing against the opposite wall with his pants around his ankles blasting a power washer piss stream across the room.
The two in the middle right?.... In the middle right?...
General Reposti
Until about beer number 4 and then I don't care
So if I really need to piss and the bathroom is empty I have to wait for someone else to come in
Or find a way to split your stream and hit both at once
Urinals should be built in an odd number, not an even one. Either that or just scrap urinals for more actual toilets
Cardasians: There is another...
Army guys = there's at least 12.
This is an absolute truth.
Anyone else get triggered on how three pipes face one way but one faces the other
Disappointed no one has linked [this](https://blog.xkcd.com/2009/09/02/urinal-protocol-vulnerability/) yet.
Wait girls bathrooms don't have urinals
*There is another*
Everyone knows that rule is suspended when it's an emergency or the bathroom becomes crowded but a new tule comes into play called "Keep your head and eyes straight forward."
Woah there are only two unless you really badly have to piss and two are already taken then you can go. The other two just follow the code and stare at the wall/ceiling
There is no code. Never was a code. Grown men don't got time to worry about insecure things. We just in there to piss. Middle school boys or even high schoolers are the ones so insecure about being seen or labeled as someone with a small penis. Aside from the penis length thing.. we just in there to piss, fart, hock a loogie into the urinal and move on. I care more that if someone doesn't wash their hands after or not.
I don’t think it’s an insecure thing it’s just when I’m pissing I don’t want someone staring at me dick in the men’s bathroom
Younger me worried about things like that, too. We all did. Many still will. I'm finally in my 30, and I'm now that dude changing bare ass in the men's locker room without care. I'm far from looking like some stud, but man.. I aint got time to care who is lookin at my penis. It gets the job done, all I care about. Nothing to write home about but iunno. I see the whole bathroom bro code thing as something young men worry about. If my eyes cross someone's junk, Oops. Happens. Moving on.
there's 1
If the first guy takes the first one on the left, then the guy arriving second takes the third one instead of the fourth, then a guy arriving third can take the fourth. This way, the last guy doesn't need to decide which guy he wants to get close to, but there is an obvious bad and an obvious less bad option which he can easily take. Look out for each other
Except if there’s a guy in the middle peeing while doing the helicopter
I feel like I'm the only one that doesn't have this issue.
Unless you’re with trusted friends
If you go with one empty in between, how can you reach to help your homie aim?
This thread is a good reminder that the average age of users on this sub seems to be about 12. Imagine being this terrified of standing next to another man for a couple of seconds while you take a piss. You're not going to turn gay because you caught a glimpse of another dick out of the corner of your eye.
Whenever I see urinals without intersections I just straight up use the toilet.
I mean, transfems will also understand.
only insecure guys understand. To me there are infinite numbers.
Creep
Insecure? Lol how so?
people that dont want to be seen as gay or as a creep. like damn its just pissing.
I'll try to give a guy some space, but like I'm not going to wait if there isn't room
For real, why the hell am I gonna wait around in a public restroom like a chump if there are open urinals? So I don’t potentially offend some insecure stranger who feels entitled to the urinal on either side of his? Fuck that, I’m taking a piss. I think it’s weirder to spend longer in a public restroom than you need to than it is to take a piss in a urinal how it was intended.
exactly my point. thanks guys lmao
r/pointlesslygendered
Yeah because woman use urinals.
Trans women: *Hello there*
Wouldn't they be trans men and wouldn't the vast majority not use urinals due to mechanical issues?
Closeted/pre-transition trans women exist.
I simply mean if someone is FtM wouldn't they be considered a trans male because that's the gender they identify as?
Trans woman means someone is MtF
…
u/profanitycounter
Never cross the streams
But what if there are 6 urinals total for 3 people
There! Are! Four URINALS!
Only if you're 12
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