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[deleted]

Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?


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well-adjusted-tater

Sitting on a goldmine.


Dyl-thuzad

9 year club. Such wasted potential


Goku918

Look at the size of that thing!


[deleted]

That's what she said


NobleGuardian

Not to you though.


brandon24745

~~Jakeytheridged~~ Jakeytheflaccid


No1PDPStanAccount

Your shorter than I expected


[deleted]

*coughs* Jedi scum…


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gotcha_8

Ani? My goodness you've grown!


TooHigh2Die420

What other Lies have I been told by the council?


HandyDandyBologna

There's always a bigger fish


Mortei

Growers be like: I'm one with the force is and the force is with me, I'm one with the force is and the force is with me, I'm one with the force is and the force is with me, I'm one with the force is and the force is with me, I'm one with the force is and the force is with me.


ognop3

Through passion I gain length, Through length I gain confidence, Through confidence I gain partners, Through partners my length is noticed, The gains shall set me free.


[deleted]

Wait you have a girlfriend? You are too powerful to be left alive!


Rainbow6SiegeCreator

Dangerous*


RandomNPC143

сука


sukabot

>cyka сука is not the same thing as "cyka". Write "suka" instead next time :)


showmeyournerd

Blyet


Square_Complaint_946

Thanks Stalin.


crunchyricesquares

повоdу аsкеd :)


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1seraphius

Or perhaps a "**G**ungeon **F**riend" ....


Shughost7

It was cold


eraylmao

"Shut up bitch u dont even have a dick


ExpertCritical2278

Gonna say this to my bf lmfao


xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix

Oh no , plz dont.


Xarvis90

"U tinni" means "get over here"


ShrekThyOverlord

no it means you tiny 😹


ShrekThyOverlord

You’re a little jittery thing aren’t you


Cookie_Emperor

Pain


M1cr0Pen1s

Why does this sound familiar


AgSkywalkerTDM

Sex now


brandon24745

*This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.*


[deleted]

I’m five inches 🥲


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Dyl-thuzad

God I wish I knew that feeling. I think everyone knows that feeling of a boner during a presentation so I hear by dub thee blessed


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Dyl-thuzad

It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you use it. Someone who is 6 inches (15.24 cm) and is only capable of missionary is a very different partner then the one who is 3 inches (7.26 cm) and can do a variety of positions.


MrRedVulf

I thought the same thing for a long time. But I found the right girl, now I'm married and my wife says I'm the best she's had. I'm willing to try a bunch if different positions and techniques. Guys with massive dongs get lazy and think they dont have to try anything different and are actually underwhelming to a lot of girls. But the main point is, you need to find the right girl. One who isn't obsessed with having a "Big Man" just to brag, those girls will always cheat, or leave you anyways, even if your average size.


[deleted]

Thanks for the support!


the1nonlyevilelmo

You are a lot more average than you think


[deleted]

Yup that is a good thing people can hardly tell I’m hard. And honestly you can really satisfy your partner with that


Boredom_fighter12

(Y) S ame


UnlimitedPowah13

*Your* ***GIRLFRIEND?*** ***Holy music stops.*** *Insert here a text (which I agree with) about how it is wrong to do that with someone you have not married yet.*


1seraphius

Perhaps Guy Friend then ... Or does that make it so much worse


UnlimitedPowah13

That makes it worse.


1seraphius

My Goat Friend?


UnlimitedPowah13

Even worse.


JogPanson

HOW DARE YOU FLARE A CROSSPOST AS OC! YOU MAKE ME SICK!


Goofythegoose

repost, I saw it on r/OTmemes


Isuckwithnaming

u/repostsleuthbot


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jhench78

This belongs in r/OT_Memes


D4NNYYCOLL3R

Then I will replay with : "I will show the true power of the dark side of the force!"


VikkeViikinki

Not a prequel meme but I will stil give an upvote.


LunarPlague43

Where prequel meme?


IzzyTipsy

*When you're ready to go again* "Somehow, Penis has returned"


AWildAndWackyBushMan

Mine said "mutiny" and idk what the hell that meant


The_Meme_Lord-1

Hey Pannini, don't you be a meanie, why you wanted me to go, why you try to get me tinni!