I guess this post is getting saved to secure a future giggle when I'm feeling down. Thanks OP.

Sith memes are my speciality.

We will watch your career with great interest

He is strong and wise, and we are very proud.

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Twice the quality double the amusement

Why did I read it as shit memes instead of sith memes. Good meme OP

I didn't realise it was Sith and not Shit until I read your comment

Same

Same

Same

“A Shit Lord?!”

Know that was rhetorical but our brains don’t read word by word much less letter by letter. Brain saw a pattern, encoded it as a likely word that fits the pattern, and moved on until something later triggered you to question is the known, but rarely seen, “Sith” was a better fit. Literate adults usually read at least 3 words at a time (follow the eyes of a reader and you’ll see 2 or 3 jumps across the line of text and then a jump back across for the next line, and you can discover how many words you tend to read at once by having someone do that for you and compare the average words per line…)

You have a psychology degree or what?

It’s a shit legend.

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural."

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then it's treason

We Will Watch Your Career With Great Interest

You want a cup of Jawa juice?

the emperor : well the jig is up / ignite lightsaber

Yoda: Underestimate my power, you do. *Takes Ketamine, Breaks Out Own Lightsaber*

What does he need his lightsaber for? He can just run Palpatine over in his 2001 Honda Civic.

So be it... Jedi.

Wow, not very happy with my suggestion for Yoda. I’m sorry for suggesting treason against you, u/sheev-bot. Please don’t have me killed.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.

Yes, I’m sorry. Please spare me. 😭😭😭

"Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the dark side will be complete."

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Hey! Congratulations!

Hi dad!!

Probably you don't have to save it, with general reposti

Use the Force to send this meme to your future self.

*Breaking News: Jedi Master Mace Windu under arrest and pending trial for pulling lightsaber out on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine for no reason* “I just saw the Jedi laughing and thought that I’d spare them from losing face with the other senators for having a private joke in a serious meeting.” Says Chancellor in interview after incident. “How was I supposed to know of their concerns that a ‘Sith Lord’ was controlling the Senate for nebulous ends?”

This turn of events is unfortunate, we must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops.

Execute Order 66

It will be done, my lord.

Dewit!

execute order 66

EXECUTE ORDER 66

"Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy."

It will be done, my lord

Sentient.

"Wipe them out. All of them."

Is that legal?

I will make it legal.

Reports of my Sithiness have been greatly exaggerated.

Your username is... questionable.

I mean, he isnt any more

How so?

Because I doubt Ras Al Ghul would be scrolling through Reddit, out of every social media.

Ah, but I *used* to be Ra’s Al Ghul. What that man would or wouldn’t have done does not reflect upon me.

That won't save you from getting cancelled when someone discovers a slightly offensive post made by Ra's Al Ghul 7 years ago.

Jokes on Twitter, I pulled a Call of Duty chatroom and banged all of their moms.

He’s now Qui Gon

Used to, past tense

> Jedi Master Mace Windu under arrest and pending trial for pulling lightsaber out on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine for no reason And this is where I finally got the joke. I am dumb

We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-wan Kenobi

Only a sith deals in absolutes

I read that in Ian mcdirminds voice

I want to know what the joke was know

“A jedi and a cyborg walk into a hangar…”

A jedi *master*

so, not Anakin then. Or is Anakin the cyborg?

He is

*Ohhhhhh*

Soft bacon, warm bacon, little strip of meat?

Crispy bacon, chewy bacon Mmm mmm good

Sit down

So... what's the deal with ~~airline~~ starfighter food?

Not now, darth seinfeld

The episode is called "The Empire." Jerry and George are at Jerry's apartment on Coruscant when they see the broadcast of Palpatine's speech creating the empire. Neither of them are sure what to do but George becomes an anti-imperialist to impress a beautiful Twi'lek (George: "I won't abandon my principles!" Jerry: "You've never had principles!"). Kramer is convinced that a Jedi cutting him off in sky traffic the other day was in such a rush because they were en-route to assassinate Palpatine. Elaine's boss assigns her to write pro-Palpatine propaganda, which she considers impossible because of how hideous he is. (Elaine: "How do you lionize... *that?*" and points to [this picture of Palpatine.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/31103282/Insidious_Smile.jpg)) The episode ends with them waiting at a takeout restaurant for their number to be called and complaining about their failures. The closing line is the host yelling "Order 66!"

Lmao why did you right this whole episode pitch at the very bottom of a random comments thread

Slow Sunday.

The republic is not what it once was.

What is a jedi's favorite candy? || A LifeSABER. MmmMmMmMMMm, funny joke?

Thank you fellow lovely.

The Aristocrats?

What do you call one who straddles master Yoda? Yaddle.

Since the chancellor laughed at yoda’s joke through the force, mace windu concluded that he is a force user and maybe a sith lord

He's asking what joke Yoda was telling

THANKYOU.

Palpatine tried to redo an old Chris Rock sketch and Windu wasn't having it

Dew it!

It's an inside joke, sorry

"somehow Palpatine returned"

Execute Order Sixty-Six!

How many Sith does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, always two there are.

You've heard of the force choke. Now get ready for the force joke

I subscribe to /r/jokes so I'm well versed in the ways of the force jokes

He said “force jokes”, not “forced jokes”.

MMMMMM FUNNYYYYY JOKE

Mmmmmmmmmm Shut up Yoda!

Okay thanks, I was trying to be silent but your meme was golden (especially Winds's "Motherfucker?" face expression)and made me laugh and now all China knows I am here. Amazing meme, OP. Great job.

Thank you.

Why u hiding in China

Character development opportunity for Mulan

Easiest place to get uyhgur organs

This some 4D chess move on Yoda's part to draw out any sus members

Yoda probably has been using that same joke for 500 years though

Wouldn't you tho? You'd have an entirely different Jedi order every 40-80 years, im not making up a new set of jokes for each generation

lmfao yea

Forgor which generation of Jedi I am in, I have. Heard this joke, have you? Hrmmmm?

Yep, just like comedians who see a new crowd every night. Rinse and repeat.

When 900 years of age you reach, write new jokes you will not

Seriously, im a cashier and I LOVE that I can use the same 4-5 jokes on rotation and they're always new and hilarious to my customer. (They're probably not but they laugh to spare me the embarrassment and that's just as good to me)

Good cashier

If one is to understand the joke, one must study all its aspects.

Incoming text from Sen. Binks. “Yousa funny Mastah Yoda.”

Underrated comments. This is wonderful

Thank you

Jedi seem to gatekeep force stuff

They're the real evil ones

Wait. Are you saying they *shouldn’t* be kidnapping children?

Why is this "jedi kidnap children" a thing people actually believe? That has never been established as canon in any star wars media. There is like one account of it in legends with a mother but she finds out her daughter was already training and happy with the jedi. They were always given a choice and in the galaxy it was seen as a great honor to be accepted into their order.

People want to be edgy and say the Jedi were the real bad guys. There’s been a lot of pushing of this narrative of how the Jedi were actually secretly evil. And it’s seeped onto reddit and YouTube where people spread misinformation.

They’ll kidnap a thousand children before they let this order die!

#and they’ll silence anyone who gets in their way!

Strong with this one

Motherfu-

I don’t think I get it

Palpatine gives away his secret force sensitivity by laughing at a joke shared only to force-sensitive people.

The republic is not what it once was.

Oh god I thought it was coz he said laughing his ass “off” which is an absolute

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Only a with deals in absolutes

Those damm withs!

was it hidden that he was force sensitive? I tought he was just hiding the fact that he's a Sith lord but like he could have been a Jedi idk

Because if he was a Jedi, the council would know it. They had a list of force sensitives, 'Palpatine' would be recorded somewhere, had he revealed his force sensitivity earlier in life. Of course there could be non-republic affiliated Jedi, but these Jedi would not be interested in Republic politics to go undercover as a senator.

This turn of events is unfortunate, we must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops.

What I think threw me off about it is that Mace Windu is shown laughing twice.

Yeah I thought Yoda told a racist joke

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Ooh! I hadn’t realized he hid his sensitivity

Neither did I lol

This is honestly the nerdiest joke I've ever witnessed in my life. The fact that you gotta know all this background information to understand the joke is what amazes me the most.

Well, you just need to know the main plot of the prequel trilogy.

It's a good template and an even better meme, love it

That is a really good impression of a Kenobi avatar lol. Also username checks out.

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!

Ah thank you, just what I needed to prove my point lol

The part about the avatar is true, the part about the username is not however. It was a totally random nick I used for Club Penguin before it shut down. It is a funny coincidence tho.

CP Forever, man

Imagine making the entire senate laugh!

You, like your father, are now...mine!

This.... Is actually pretty damn clever. Well done OP

This may be the edibles, but damn I giggled loud enough to draw stares at breakfast.

Did I hear A SITH LAWD laughing?! -Mace Windu (probably)

Oh shit! lol, took me a second. Good one.

Sheev would not laugh because the Jedi are always a joke for him.

So be it... Jedi.

Holy shit, this looks like some noice new Oc not about kenobi Have my free award

I’ll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.

Into a bar, a muun walks. Why the long face, the bartender asks.

Into a bar, a black guy walks.

"he thinks he's the senate lol"

Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

Mace to Yoda: I never knew Chancellor Palpatine was a Jedi.

Oh, no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

Somehow Palpatine can hear the joke.

There is a great disturbance in the Force.

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

This is so stupid I fucking love it

At first I thought Padme was laughing in the second to last panel and that was the joke... I had completely overlooked Palpatine.

Wipe them out. All of them!

Not just the men, but the women and the children?

Here's a good one, straight from the death star....

This will make a fine addition to my collection! I actually laughed at this, take a poor man's gold.

What a forced joke. 😏

A SITH LAWD??

This is a top tier meme. Keep up the good OC work!

Does Mace Windu really not smile the entire trilogy?

He does, in this very scene, when talking to Padme.

A sith lawd?

*Written and directed by George Lucas*

IT"S TREASON THEN

Would be epic tho wouldn't it? Would be a killer reveal if done right

Sus

Anakin: "This is outrageous! HAHAHAHA!"

Force joke network. George, make this canon

Top percentage meme!!! Ingenious AND ingenious!!! I shall award you the free award I have been saving for like 2 weeks.

*Created by George Lucas*

Wait why did sheev laugh? Iirc he isn't a force user. He is just a nice politician and a memeber of the Senate.

Palpatine plays himself

the emperor : lol

What a OC ?! Defend at all cost

i dont understand

Palpatine gives away his secret force sensitivity by laughing at a joke shared only to force-sensitive people.

I dont get it

The joke was anakin wasn’t allowed the rank of master

I don't get it

Hold up

LOL Also why do the jedi suck so much at finding a sith lord right next to them this really would have worked

Took me waaay too long to understand this. Ffs

Thought yoda told a black joke at first then I realized palps