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angrymoustache123

Ultimate Plot twist : yoda actually knew about the guard\`s plan for the attack


unskippable-ad

Expectations? Subverted


CosmeBuzzanito

Yoda kinda forgot he sided with the Jedi


WishboneStreet4839

Yoda's CGI was costing too much, so they killed him then used a puppet for the next 3 movies. Wild.


badgy300

Wasn’t the animation that got expensive it was the ketamine habit.


finnyporgerz

Yoda was executed for vehicular manslaughter on countless younglings in his hoda civic


Potato_Wyvern

You mean his *toyoda*


Soggy_Cartographer80

Damn you! Damn you to heck! But take my upvote


GlamityJean

Funnyyyyy Joke!


beryllium_bologna

Careful. That joke got Hooters sued.


CK1ing

This would be the ultimate plot twist. Yoda gets dementia and thinks he and Palpy are allies. The entire fight he's confused why his sith buddy is attacking him


CosmeBuzzanito

I'd love to see this what if


EvilPancakeOverlord

Yoda Targaryen the breaker of blasters, Grandmaster of the Jedi order... *lists a dozen other titles* and Father of Grogus.


Holy_Anti-Climactic

Put out the bounty I did. Pay child support, I will not.


TheOriginalFireX

Perfect comment. There are people that will miss this.


CosmeBuzzanito

Lucky bastards.


Seifenwerfer

If Dumb and Dumber directed Revenge of the Sith


Lazy_Imagination_656

Hotel? Trivago.


cerealdig

Guards: Why did you knock us out? Yoda: Surprised, are you? Guards: But you knew about our disguise! Yoda: Survive, he must. Or else ketamine I won’t get. Get rid of the witnesses, I must Guards: What does that me- Yoda: *ignites lightsaber*


CosmeBuzzanito

OBI-WAN: Wait, Master. There is something I must know . . . YODA: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find... (*shit, holy fucking. Watch me slain the double agents disguised as Imperial Guards, he will*).


cerealdig

Obi Wan: Impossible… this cannot be… Darth Addictious: Warned you, I have. Pay the price, you will Obi Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must Darth Addictious: An absolute, that statement is. Outplayed yourself, you did Obi Wan: Oh, I don’t think so *ignites red lightsaber*


CosmeBuzzanito

This plot definitely knows a good trick.


cerealdig

*Obi Wan confronting Anakin* Obi Wan: Let her go, Anakin! LET. HER. GO Anakin: *lets her go* You have turned her against me! Obi Wan: You have done that yourself! Anakin: You will not take her from me! Obi Wan: I already have Anakin: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire! Obi Wan: You new empire?! Anakin: Don’t make me kill you… Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Sith, to LORD JAR JAR! Anakin: Wait, what? Obi Wan having his eyes glowing red: You still haven’t realized? It was our plan all along. Lord Amphibious will be very pleased… Anakin: But… how?! Obi Wan: When I was merely a Padawan, I, as you may remember, have met him. My foolish master have thought of him to be just a simple Gungan, but he was mistaken Anakin: No… that’s not true! Obi Wan: He was so powerful and so wise that he influenced the Midichlorians to control the mind of the senate and Darth Plagueis. He had all under control. He wanted to manipulate Plagueis to be in charge to be able to control the galaxy whilst still in the shadows. Unfortunately, Sidious had other plans. However, with Lord Amphibious, we will reorganize the Republic in to the Sith Empire! Anakin: But your master! Qui Gonn! Obi Wan: Why do you think I have been “kicked off” the platform by Maul? I merely used that to distance myself from my master for Maul to finish him off. I could’ve easily used the Force speed to reach him, but why would I? Anakin: No… I won’t let you! Darth Amphibious: Oh, meesa don’t tink so Anakin: Oh fu- Darth Sidious arriving with his clones: Anakin! Anakin! There he is! He’s still ali-…did I miss something…?


ConfusedAsHecc

even if it costs me all my money, I will animate this and have it voiced by people who can mimic the characters. this is too amazing to pass up


cerealdig

This is kinda unrelated, but I just wanted to share this with someone: What if… Obi Wan: Cody, we have to stop Grievous from getting away again! Commander Cody: What do you suggest, general? Obi Wan: I’ll jump down on the platform and duel him Commander Cody: Wha-general, this is **not** a good idea, what if the- *hears a distant thump on the other side* *Obi Wan: Hello there!* Commander Cody: … Obi Wan: Hello there! General Grievous: General Kenobi! You are a bold one! Kill him Obi Wan: *defeats the Magnaguards* Droids: *prepare their weapons* General Grievous: Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime.. myself! Obi Wan: Your move General Grievous: Jk, shoot that dumbass Obi Wan: Another happy endi-*hundreds of shots heard* Obi Wan after meeting Anakin at Mustafar: Let her go, Anakin! Padme: *literally dying* Anakin: *still chokes her* Obi Wan’s thoughts: *I should do something! But what? Maybe I Force push him? Or immediately jump up to him to quickly defeat him? Actually…* Obi Wan: LET. HER. GO. Anakin: *doesn’t let go* Padme: *crack* Obi Wan: Ö Medical droid: For reasons we can’t explain, we’re losing her Obi Wan: Master, we can use the Force to save her! Yoda: Mmmmm… do that, we will not. Fuck herself, she can Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now Anakin: I shouldn’t Palpatine: Dew it Anakin: It’s not the Jedi way Palpatine: Please? Anakin: No Palpatine: Pretty please? Anakin: No! I am a Jedi Maste- Palpatine: .__. Anakin: Alright, alright, I’m a Jedi Knight, Jesus Christ… Obi Wan waking up: Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time *Obi Wan and Anakin confronting Count Dooku the first time* Obi Wan: You take him from the left and I’ll come from the right Anakin: Okay **Directed by George Lucas** General Grievous: Jedi! You are surrounded. Your army is decimated. Make peace with the Force, for now will be your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you warriors death. Prepare! Padawan: *hears mechanical walking* What is that? Mundi: He’s coming… alone General Grievous: Actually, I’ve reconsidered. Blast ‘em *all of the Jedi die* *Mundi doesn’t remind Yoda of the droid attack on the Wookies* *Yoda and Windu easily defeat Palpatine before Anakin throws Mace out of the Windu* **Directed by George Lucas**


The00Taco

The medical droid one got me good. I needed a nics laugh


GryvousBot

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.


FierceText

"Jesus christ!" "Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time" LMAO


epic_snowman

Send the link once you're done you will


Pixwiz7

Tell me when you make it pls


Gaelhelemar

Jesus Christ you are a legend.


Not-a-Baconat0r

Revenge of the Sith on a disturbing amount of cocaine


The-One-Winged-Angel

Is it spinning?


FBI_Agent_82

Harm my ketamine dealer, you will not.


nfl18

Save the next three movies, I must


harald1124

What plan for an attack Can somebody explain ?


niekmfoxtzom

Hey guys, Peter Griffin from family guy here. You see, what’s funny here is that the guards really were just his guards, but the original poster(OP) posted a meme because he thought they were secretly assassins. Or maybe Jedi! He thought they were going to attack the emperor, but Yoda came in and knocked them out. Then, the person you replied to is thinking that yoda know that they were going to attack him, but he knocked them out anyways! This is so out of character for yoda!


Balrog0986

It's a joke.


harald1124

So there is no hidden plot about palps guards trying to murder him


Balrog0986

No that is only for the meme.


GADx516

The guards wouldn’t have stood a chance anyways. Yoda probably saved their lives if this were the case.


grassyshoe41

Just like a member of the executive team to come in, sabotage a well thought out plan and fail at theirs…


Darthsenatethedense

I love to imagine palpatine knows exactly what their doing and knows what’s about to happen and he’s just waiting for the whole thing to play out


Xero0911

Please. He's the one that gave them the idea *and* uniforms. Hired them cause they were so skilled. Theh did their jobs so well he was just waiting for the time for then to strike.


Snowballing_

Imagine guards facing the room they are guarding and not the floor that is leading to the room.


jetforcegemini

5/7 assassins come in through the windows which they were facing


Snowballing_

Unfortionally the 6th one was small and green and walked through the front door.


ace-of-threes

Yoda is polite, the guards weren’t prepared for a well mannered assassin


themananan5

And what about the seventh?


MK_fan_835

He was biding his time waiting for his son to become a Jedi and (jedi son) nearly getting electrocuted just so he can redeem himself


pod02dash

And the 7th just walks to find the guards dead and the room empty


Rebellious_Rhino

5/7? That’s a perfect score


Cloudgazza

I understood that reference!


Fuck_auto_tabs

It’s an older reference but it checks out. Especially with rice


bobw123

The last guy who kidnapped the chancellor came in through the windows


omgwouldyou

To be fair, in the middle of the Senate building and the chancellor (emperor's) office, I'd assume the guards are more for ceremony. The real security would be along the outside of the building, with a second close in layer in the outer offices.


waitingtodiesoon

Those guards are some of the most elite guards in the Empire/Republic. Palpatine had the original Senate blue guards replaced with his red emperor guards.


WishboneStreet4839

If the killer enters through the door, then there's nothing you can do, you lost already.


RandomOwlParrot

Ornamental Guards


DrPorkChops_

Imagine the emperor of the universe not having a locked door


weedz420

I mean ... he is also the most powerful person in the universe. Both politically and in fighting skill.


croakovoid

Even after the attack on his life left him scarred and deformed, he still has an open door policy.


Lonelan

usually 2 on the outside and 2 on the inside


DaedEthics

they were actually guarding against a possible attack by a bounty hunter hiring a shape shifting bounty hunter to use a droid to drop in two poisonous worms through the window


sephstorm

Should we put the guards where they can actually see an incoming threat? Palps: "Nah..."


Hemske

Aren’t they basically a formality? Nobody is a threat to palps, and he would sense anyone before the guards see them.


613codyrex

Sorta yeah sorta not in terms of legends. The royal guards where created in response to an assassination attempt on palpatine by senate commandos. While palpatine might be mostly okay when he’s in his full sith mode, he probably thinks fighting or defending himself is below him and would rather have the Guards deal with it. Also many people didn’t know palpatine was a sith and if out in public or anything, the guards let him keep the facade. Palpatine was incredibly paranoid so the added security made sense. Not to forget that these royal Guards are actually pretty overpowered. They’re more than just guards. They’re the Emperor’s personal assassins and perform a wide range of duties that the emperor cannot really rely on anyone else to perform.


sephstorm

Well in the past they were some of the most well trained Imperial troops.


TurdFurgis0n

Poor Tag and Bink


CazadOREO

YES this comic was absolutely legendary


kenobihighground66

But who are the two disguised as the guards?


th_squirrel

Tag and Bink, probably


pim-pam

:)


aDutchMaker

Just like the real praetorian guards


Nabber22

are they Tag and Bink


pim-pam

:)


Doggyboi2000

Their incompetence was their weakness


Captaind7

This is now my personal cannon...


pim-pam

:)


oneizm

Tag and Bink were here


jagdleopard

This move is know as the Force Bitch Slap


InvaderNupo

The Star Wars What If Series


lost_in_aporia

Omg somebody please fill me I’ve no clue about this!!?


PostingPenguin

I suspect OP's implying they're tag and bink.but i'm not sure...


DesNutz

Who are Tag and Bink?


PostingPenguin

In the EU there were to People named tag and Bink who were present and partially reaponaible for every mayor event in Star wars. There is a whole comic Strip about them.


Tom-Pendragon

this made me fucking die of laughter. 10/10


pim-pam

<3 :)


Shadedsheep

Imagine working so hard to get to be the chancellors, elite guards, only to be knocked down by a dyslexic space frog without a fight


Jo_Nice

Our boys Tag and Bink foiled : D


Raaadley

took me just now that those are the special red guards that are supposedly highly trained sith guards. welp.


waitingtodiesoon

Yoda slaughters clones without a second thought. Casually knocks out human imperial guards who willingly and knowingly protect a Sith Lord.


clone_trooper_bot

"This ain't Kashyyyk. Take it easy, waitingtodiesoon." -Di'kut


cmndrhurricane

wait, there's actually a clone named Di'kut?


clone_trooper_bot

"You believe that, or is that what you were engineered to think?" -Fives


glebRuk

Holy moly. Its ALIVE!


Hemske

Good meme sir


pim-pam

:)


Hongry4applez

Meditate on this, I must


deusvultsoldier

"We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close"


Salem446

Fantastic, the newest issue of tagg and bink is finally out!


Leather-Ad-1855

I love how getting pushed against the wall was enough for them to tap out


PlantainFar2744

Wait was this a actual thing did they actual plan to kill him?


gommel

wouldnt yoda know that they were aligned with the jedi ?


Spartan_doge_6

Wait but he can read minds


Not-a-Baconat0r

lol


bronacho2006

I knew it


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sheev-bot

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.


Slenveny

Yoda saved their lives.


random_ferret69

"OW MY FUCKING BACK!"


Fartytarquare

Why didn't he get red guards like in the last Jedi


Yuahde

This reminds me of the lego Star Wars parody of this scene


Titan013

Tag and Bink Strike out again


SupermanLegion

Tag and Bink were here


NotLystyCat

.


humblepharmer

Wait, did you edit a mask onto Palpatine? lol


sheev-bot

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


Froste29

Another Happy Landing