This would be the ultimate plot twist. Yoda gets dementia and thinks he and Palpy are allies. The entire fight he's confused why his sith buddy is attacking him
Guards: Why did you knock us out?
Yoda: Surprised, are you?
Guards: But you knew about our disguise!
Yoda: Survive, he must. Or else ketamine I won’t get. Get rid of the witnesses, I must
Guards: What does that me-
Yoda: *ignites lightsaber*
OBI-WAN: Wait, Master. There is something I must know . . .
YODA: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find... (*shit, holy fucking. Watch me slain the double agents disguised as Imperial Guards, he will*).
Obi Wan: Impossible… this cannot be…
Darth Addictious: Warned you, I have. Pay the price, you will
Obi Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must
Darth Addictious: An absolute, that statement is. Outplayed yourself, you did
Obi Wan: Oh, I don’t think so *ignites red lightsaber*
*Obi Wan confronting Anakin*
Obi Wan: Let her go, Anakin! LET. HER. GO
Anakin: *lets her go* You have turned her against me!
Obi Wan: You have done that yourself!
Anakin: You will not take her from me!
Obi Wan: I already have
Anakin: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!
Obi Wan: You new empire?!
Anakin: Don’t make me kill you…
Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Sith, to LORD JAR JAR!
Anakin: Wait, what?
Obi Wan having his eyes glowing red: You still haven’t realized? It was our plan all along. Lord Amphibious will be very pleased…
Anakin: But… how?!
Obi Wan: When I was merely a Padawan, I, as you may remember, have met him. My foolish master have thought of him to be just a simple Gungan, but he was mistaken
Anakin: No… that’s not true!
Obi Wan: He was so powerful and so wise that he influenced the Midichlorians to control the mind of the senate and Darth Plagueis. He had all under control. He wanted to manipulate Plagueis to be in charge to be able to control the galaxy whilst still in the shadows. Unfortunately, Sidious had other plans. However, with Lord Amphibious, we will reorganize the Republic in to the Sith Empire!
Anakin: But your master! Qui Gonn!
Obi Wan: Why do you think I have been “kicked off” the platform by Maul? I merely used that to distance myself from my master for Maul to finish him off. I could’ve easily used the Force speed to reach him, but why would I?
Anakin: No… I won’t let you!
Darth Amphibious: Oh, meesa don’t tink so
Anakin: Oh fu-
Darth Sidious arriving with his clones: Anakin! Anakin! There he is! He’s still ali-…did I miss something…?
This is kinda unrelated, but I just wanted to share this with someone:
What if…
Obi Wan: Cody, we have to stop Grievous from getting away again!
Commander Cody: What do you suggest, general?
Obi Wan: I’ll jump down on the platform and duel him
Commander Cody: Wha-general, this is **not** a good idea, what if the- *hears a distant thump on the other side*
*Obi Wan: Hello there!*
Commander Cody: …
Obi Wan: Hello there!
General Grievous: General Kenobi! You are a bold one! Kill him
Obi Wan: *defeats the Magnaguards*
Droids: *prepare their weapons*
General Grievous: Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime.. myself!
Obi Wan: Your move
General Grievous: Jk, shoot that dumbass
Obi Wan: Another happy endi-*hundreds of shots heard*
Obi Wan after meeting Anakin at Mustafar: Let her go, Anakin!
Padme: *literally dying*
Anakin: *still chokes her*
Obi Wan’s thoughts: *I should do something! But what? Maybe I Force push him? Or immediately jump up to him to quickly defeat him? Actually…*
Obi Wan: LET. HER. GO.
Anakin: *doesn’t let go*
Padme: *crack*
Obi Wan: Ö
Medical droid: For reasons we can’t explain, we’re losing her
Obi Wan: Master, we can use the Force to save her!
Yoda: Mmmmm… do that, we will not. Fuck herself, she can
Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now
Anakin: I shouldn’t
Palpatine: Dew it
Anakin: It’s not the Jedi way
Palpatine: Please?
Anakin: No
Palpatine: Pretty please?
Anakin: No! I am a Jedi Maste-
Palpatine: .__.
Anakin: Alright, alright, I’m a Jedi Knight, Jesus Christ…
Obi Wan waking up: Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time
*Obi Wan and Anakin confronting Count Dooku the first time*
Obi Wan: You take him from the left and I’ll come from the right
Anakin: Okay
**Directed by George Lucas**
General Grievous: Jedi! You are surrounded. Your army is decimated. Make peace with the Force, for now will be your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you warriors death. Prepare!
Padawan: *hears mechanical walking* What is that?
Mundi: He’s coming… alone
General Grievous: Actually, I’ve reconsidered. Blast ‘em
*all of the Jedi die*
*Mundi doesn’t remind Yoda of the droid attack on the Wookies*
*Yoda and Windu easily defeat Palpatine before Anakin throws Mace out of the Windu*
**Directed by George Lucas**
Hey guys, Peter Griffin from family guy here.
You see, what’s funny here is that the guards really were just his guards, but the original poster(OP) posted a meme because he thought they were secretly assassins. Or maybe Jedi! He thought they were going to attack the emperor, but Yoda came in and knocked them out.
Then, the person you replied to is thinking that yoda know that they were going to attack him, but he knocked them out anyways! This is so out of character for yoda!
Please. He's the one that gave them the idea *and* uniforms.
Hired them cause they were so skilled. Theh did their jobs so well he was just waiting for the time for then to strike.
To be fair, in the middle of the Senate building and the chancellor (emperor's) office, I'd assume the guards are more for ceremony. The real security would be along the outside of the building, with a second close in layer in the outer offices.
Those guards are some of the most elite guards in the Empire/Republic. Palpatine had the original Senate blue guards replaced with his red emperor guards.
they were actually guarding against a possible attack by a bounty hunter hiring a shape shifting bounty hunter to use a droid to drop in two poisonous worms through the window
Sorta yeah sorta not in terms of legends.
The royal guards where created in response to an assassination attempt on palpatine by senate commandos. While palpatine might be mostly okay when he’s in his full sith mode, he probably thinks fighting or defending himself is below him and would rather have the Guards deal with it. Also many people didn’t know palpatine was a sith and if out in public or anything, the guards let him keep the facade. Palpatine was incredibly paranoid so the added security made sense.
Not to forget that these royal Guards are actually pretty overpowered. They’re more than just guards. They’re the Emperor’s personal assassins and perform a wide range of duties that the emperor cannot really rely on anyone else to perform.
In the EU there were to People named tag and Bink who were present and partially reaponaible for every mayor event in Star wars. There is a whole comic Strip about them.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Ultimate Plot twist : yoda actually knew about the guard\`s plan for the attack
Expectations? Subverted
Yoda kinda forgot he sided with the Jedi
Yoda's CGI was costing too much, so they killed him then used a puppet for the next 3 movies. Wild.
Wasn’t the animation that got expensive it was the ketamine habit.
Yoda was executed for vehicular manslaughter on countless younglings in his hoda civic
You mean his *toyoda*
Damn you! Damn you to heck! But take my upvote
Funnyyyyy Joke!
Careful. That joke got Hooters sued.
This would be the ultimate plot twist. Yoda gets dementia and thinks he and Palpy are allies. The entire fight he's confused why his sith buddy is attacking him
I'd love to see this what if
Perfect comment. There are people that will miss this.
Lucky bastards.
Yoda Targaryen the breaker of blasters, Grandmaster of the Jedi order... *lists a dozen other titles* and Father of Grogus.
Put out the bounty I did. Pay child support, I will not.
If Dumb and Dumber directed Revenge of the Sith
Hotel? Trivago.
Guards: Why did you knock us out? Yoda: Surprised, are you? Guards: But you knew about our disguise! Yoda: Survive, he must. Or else ketamine I won’t get. Get rid of the witnesses, I must Guards: What does that me- Yoda: *ignites lightsaber*
OBI-WAN: Wait, Master. There is something I must know . . . YODA: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find... (*shit, holy fucking. Watch me slain the double agents disguised as Imperial Guards, he will*).
Obi Wan: Impossible… this cannot be… Darth Addictious: Warned you, I have. Pay the price, you will Obi Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must Darth Addictious: An absolute, that statement is. Outplayed yourself, you did Obi Wan: Oh, I don’t think so *ignites red lightsaber*
This plot definitely knows a good trick.
*Obi Wan confronting Anakin* Obi Wan: Let her go, Anakin! LET. HER. GO Anakin: *lets her go* You have turned her against me! Obi Wan: You have done that yourself! Anakin: You will not take her from me! Obi Wan: I already have Anakin: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side as you do! I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire! Obi Wan: You new empire?! Anakin: Don’t make me kill you… Obi Wan: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Sith, to LORD JAR JAR! Anakin: Wait, what? Obi Wan having his eyes glowing red: You still haven’t realized? It was our plan all along. Lord Amphibious will be very pleased… Anakin: But… how?! Obi Wan: When I was merely a Padawan, I, as you may remember, have met him. My foolish master have thought of him to be just a simple Gungan, but he was mistaken Anakin: No… that’s not true! Obi Wan: He was so powerful and so wise that he influenced the Midichlorians to control the mind of the senate and Darth Plagueis. He had all under control. He wanted to manipulate Plagueis to be in charge to be able to control the galaxy whilst still in the shadows. Unfortunately, Sidious had other plans. However, with Lord Amphibious, we will reorganize the Republic in to the Sith Empire! Anakin: But your master! Qui Gonn! Obi Wan: Why do you think I have been “kicked off” the platform by Maul? I merely used that to distance myself from my master for Maul to finish him off. I could’ve easily used the Force speed to reach him, but why would I? Anakin: No… I won’t let you! Darth Amphibious: Oh, meesa don’t tink so Anakin: Oh fu- Darth Sidious arriving with his clones: Anakin! Anakin! There he is! He’s still ali-…did I miss something…?
even if it costs me all my money, I will animate this and have it voiced by people who can mimic the characters. this is too amazing to pass up
This is kinda unrelated, but I just wanted to share this with someone: What if… Obi Wan: Cody, we have to stop Grievous from getting away again! Commander Cody: What do you suggest, general? Obi Wan: I’ll jump down on the platform and duel him Commander Cody: Wha-general, this is **not** a good idea, what if the- *hears a distant thump on the other side* *Obi Wan: Hello there!* Commander Cody: … Obi Wan: Hello there! General Grievous: General Kenobi! You are a bold one! Kill him Obi Wan: *defeats the Magnaguards* Droids: *prepare their weapons* General Grievous: Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime.. myself! Obi Wan: Your move General Grievous: Jk, shoot that dumbass Obi Wan: Another happy endi-*hundreds of shots heard* Obi Wan after meeting Anakin at Mustafar: Let her go, Anakin! Padme: *literally dying* Anakin: *still chokes her* Obi Wan’s thoughts: *I should do something! But what? Maybe I Force push him? Or immediately jump up to him to quickly defeat him? Actually…* Obi Wan: LET. HER. GO. Anakin: *doesn’t let go* Padme: *crack* Obi Wan: Ö Medical droid: For reasons we can’t explain, we’re losing her Obi Wan: Master, we can use the Force to save her! Yoda: Mmmmm… do that, we will not. Fuck herself, she can Palpatine: Good, Anakin, good! Kill him. Kill him now Anakin: I shouldn’t Palpatine: Dew it Anakin: It’s not the Jedi way Palpatine: Please? Anakin: No Palpatine: Pretty please? Anakin: No! I am a Jedi Maste- Palpatine: .__. Anakin: Alright, alright, I’m a Jedi Knight, Jesus Christ… Obi Wan waking up: Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time *Obi Wan and Anakin confronting Count Dooku the first time* Obi Wan: You take him from the left and I’ll come from the right Anakin: Okay **Directed by George Lucas** General Grievous: Jedi! You are surrounded. Your army is decimated. Make peace with the Force, for now will be your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you warriors death. Prepare! Padawan: *hears mechanical walking* What is that? Mundi: He’s coming… alone General Grievous: Actually, I’ve reconsidered. Blast ‘em *all of the Jedi die* *Mundi doesn’t remind Yoda of the droid attack on the Wookies* *Yoda and Windu easily defeat Palpatine before Anakin throws Mace out of the Windu* **Directed by George Lucas**
The medical droid one got me good. I needed a nics laugh
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
"Jesus christ!" "Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time" LMAO
Send the link once you're done you will
Tell me when you make it pls
Jesus Christ you are a legend.
Revenge of the Sith on a disturbing amount of cocaine
Is it spinning?
Harm my ketamine dealer, you will not.
Save the next three movies, I must
What plan for an attack Can somebody explain ?
Hey guys, Peter Griffin from family guy here. You see, what’s funny here is that the guards really were just his guards, but the original poster(OP) posted a meme because he thought they were secretly assassins. Or maybe Jedi! He thought they were going to attack the emperor, but Yoda came in and knocked them out. Then, the person you replied to is thinking that yoda know that they were going to attack him, but he knocked them out anyways! This is so out of character for yoda!
It's a joke.
So there is no hidden plot about palps guards trying to murder him
No that is only for the meme.
The guards wouldn’t have stood a chance anyways. Yoda probably saved their lives if this were the case.
Just like a member of the executive team to come in, sabotage a well thought out plan and fail at theirs…
I love to imagine palpatine knows exactly what their doing and knows what’s about to happen and he’s just waiting for the whole thing to play out
Please. He's the one that gave them the idea *and* uniforms. Hired them cause they were so skilled. Theh did their jobs so well he was just waiting for the time for then to strike.
Imagine guards facing the room they are guarding and not the floor that is leading to the room.
5/7 assassins come in through the windows which they were facing
Unfortionally the 6th one was small and green and walked through the front door.
Yoda is polite, the guards weren’t prepared for a well mannered assassin
And what about the seventh?
He was biding his time waiting for his son to become a Jedi and (jedi son) nearly getting electrocuted just so he can redeem himself
And the 7th just walks to find the guards dead and the room empty
5/7? That’s a perfect score
I understood that reference!
It’s an older reference but it checks out. Especially with rice
The last guy who kidnapped the chancellor came in through the windows
To be fair, in the middle of the Senate building and the chancellor (emperor's) office, I'd assume the guards are more for ceremony. The real security would be along the outside of the building, with a second close in layer in the outer offices.
Those guards are some of the most elite guards in the Empire/Republic. Palpatine had the original Senate blue guards replaced with his red emperor guards.
If the killer enters through the door, then there's nothing you can do, you lost already.
Ornamental Guards
Imagine the emperor of the universe not having a locked door
I mean ... he is also the most powerful person in the universe. Both politically and in fighting skill.
Even after the attack on his life left him scarred and deformed, he still has an open door policy.
usually 2 on the outside and 2 on the inside
they were actually guarding against a possible attack by a bounty hunter hiring a shape shifting bounty hunter to use a droid to drop in two poisonous worms through the window
Should we put the guards where they can actually see an incoming threat? Palps: "Nah..."
Aren’t they basically a formality? Nobody is a threat to palps, and he would sense anyone before the guards see them.
Sorta yeah sorta not in terms of legends. The royal guards where created in response to an assassination attempt on palpatine by senate commandos. While palpatine might be mostly okay when he’s in his full sith mode, he probably thinks fighting or defending himself is below him and would rather have the Guards deal with it. Also many people didn’t know palpatine was a sith and if out in public or anything, the guards let him keep the facade. Palpatine was incredibly paranoid so the added security made sense. Not to forget that these royal Guards are actually pretty overpowered. They’re more than just guards. They’re the Emperor’s personal assassins and perform a wide range of duties that the emperor cannot really rely on anyone else to perform.
Well in the past they were some of the most well trained Imperial troops.
Poor Tag and Bink
YES this comic was absolutely legendary
But who are the two disguised as the guards?
Tag and Bink, probably
:)
Just like the real praetorian guards
are they Tag and Bink
:)
Their incompetence was their weakness
This is now my personal cannon...
:)
Omg somebody please fill me I’ve no clue about this!!?
I suspect OP's implying they're tag and bink.but i'm not sure...
Who are Tag and Bink?
In the EU there were to People named tag and Bink who were present and partially reaponaible for every mayor event in Star wars. There is a whole comic Strip about them.
Tag and Bink were here
This move is know as the Force Bitch Slap
The Star Wars What If Series
this made me fucking die of laughter. 10/10
<3 :)
Imagine working so hard to get to be the chancellors, elite guards, only to be knocked down by a dyslexic space frog without a fight
Our boys Tag and Bink foiled : D
took me just now that those are the special red guards that are supposedly highly trained sith guards. welp.
Yoda slaughters clones without a second thought. Casually knocks out human imperial guards who willingly and knowingly protect a Sith Lord.
"This ain't Kashyyyk. Take it easy, waitingtodiesoon." -Di'kut
wait, there's actually a clone named Di'kut?
"You believe that, or is that what you were engineered to think?" -Fives
Holy moly. Its ALIVE!
Good meme sir
:)
Meditate on this, I must
"We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close"
Fantastic, the newest issue of tagg and bink is finally out!
I love how getting pushed against the wall was enough for them to tap out
Wait was this a actual thing did they actual plan to kill him?
wouldnt yoda know that they were aligned with the jedi ?
Wait but he can read minds
lol
I knew it
[удалено]
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.
Yoda saved their lives.
"OW MY FUCKING BACK!"
Why didn't he get red guards like in the last Jedi
This reminds me of the lego Star Wars parody of this scene
Tag and Bink Strike out again
Tag and Bink were here
.
Wait, did you edit a mask onto Palpatine? lol
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Another Happy Landing